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plague-and-creatures · 1 day

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I like RadioStatic but only when it's completely one sided and Vox both hates and wants to fuck Alastor, hates that he wants to fuck Alastor, and also hates that he can't fuck Alastor

This is the best interpretation of them in my opinion

#hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #alastor #vox #alastor and vox #alastor x vox #radiostatic #hazbin hotel ship #he hates him he loves him he hates that he wants to fuck him #non romantic #non romantic radiostatic

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angelltheninth · 21 hours

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Angel Dust Takes You Shopping

Pairing: Angel Dust x Reader

Tags: fluff, established relationship, seggestive, implied erection, teasing, shopping date

A/N: Don't think there's anyone more fashionable at the Hotel. Sorry Vaggie lol.

One day in each week is a date day for you two

This time you're going shopping

Charlie's holding a dance to promote the Hotel and you really want to look your best

According to Angel you can go naked and you'd make people go crazy over you

He knows he would

But that's not the kind of attention you need there

So a shopping date it is, it'll be fun

During your date there's a lot of places you visit, you hardly stop moving other than for food and drinks

Gives you a ton of advice on the best colors that would match the outfit he plans to wear

You can wear anything, a dress, a suit, a combo of both, boots, belts, a tie, his closet has clothes and colors match any style

Eyes you up and down in every outfit

He's already thinking of the many ways he can take it off you

In case something happens to the first outfit he advises you to pick a good second option too

You get a sense of how much he likes an outfit based on how many kisses he gives you

For the really revealing ones he has to cross his legs and put a pillow over his lap

The friction doesn't help

#hazbin hotel x reader #angel dust x reader #hazbin hotel imagine #angel dust imagine #hazbin hotel headcanon #angel dust headcanons #hazbin hotel fluff #angel dust fluff #hazbin hotel x you #angel dust x you

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sometimes-they-come-back-237 · 1 day

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I hope we get a scene in season two of Hazbin where we see Angel sleeping with Husk. Like, literally sleeping next to him. In the sense he has come to trust Husk enough to just pass out next to him.

The only other person I see Angel trusting that much to do/have done that with is Cherri, (which I love because their besties.)

I wouldn’t mind a scenario where the three of them spend the day together and go back home to the hotel and they just pass out on the couch.

It’d be hella cute!

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daydreamtoropova · 2 days

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I have a headcanon(theory?) that Alastor might have Prion Disease

I suspect he has problems with an early stage of Prion Disease.

Where does it come from? Prion disease can come from cannibalism and/or consumption of anything that's infected (for example, Prion Disease is what causes Mad Cow Disease). A comment has mentioned that Alastor WASN'T a cannibal when he was human (and only became one when he was a demon).

But my theory still holds up as Alastor's victims could end up giving him Prion Disease because of the contact and possible accidental consumption.

AND, he might have gotten it AS a demon too as that is when he started doing cannibalism.

Common Symptoms of Prion Disease:

Rapidly progressing dementia

Difficulty walking or moving

Muscle stiffness

Muscle twitching or spasms

Personality changes

Memory problems

Hallucinations

Confusion

Difficulty speaking or swallowing

Tremors

Weakness

Alastor seems to be experiencing some of these symptoms I believe.

First, Muscle Stiffness

This scene perfectly captures this I think:

And there are many other moments in the show where this type of lankyness and stiffness is shown.

Also the phrase "like a deer in headlights" is about how you freeze in place. So considering Alastor's death with the hunter, I would think it could be related. He froze up in place when he got shot, and maybe he couldn't move.

Second, Personality Changes

In many times in the series, Alastor acts "insane." Sometimes he'll be posh one moment, and the other he'll be completely deranged. His personality is about the same, but I feel he slowly went insane after a while and that was the personality change.

Third, Difficulty Speaking

He SMILES all the time as you know. And sure, while it may be because of manipulative motives, it also can be the muscle stiffness in his face. And THIS

SO MANY STICHES! (I know this might have nothing to do with this and it's deal-related but it's still an interesting edition.) A reblog has mentioned it could be the reason he has a deal. Because an overlord with Prion Disease would be very unpowerful and with a disease like this he would yearn to find a cure or to be more powerful.

Fourth, Side Note

THIS. It shows a lot of the symptoms, AND IT TALKS ABOUT BAD MEAT. BAD MEAT (INFECTED TISSUES AND ANIMALS) IS PART OF WHAT CAUSES PRION DISEASE.

I believe Alastor might have an early case of Prion Disease.

#alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel theory #hazbin hotel headcanon

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bloodypeachblog · 2 days

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Had this happen before I took a nap.

@omniuravity @fatgumsurpremacy-remastered @pinkhimecat @moths-and-mantids @neonvehk

(For those who can't read the small text: Do you think that Vox is a control freak and manipulates people because he's terrified of losing the power he has over his status along with the respect of the Vees since he doesn't want to accept the possible truth that he's all alone and no one cares about him?)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin hotel headcanon #vox headcanon #insecure vox theory #vox the tv demon #hazbin hotel vox #vox hazbin hotel #meme #hazbin vox

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circuitlovespowerplugs · 2 days

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one of my Hazbin Hotel headcanons is that Vox, Velvette, Angel Dust, etc have to send a voice message to Valentino instead of a text since his eyesight is absolute shit

#valentino #the vees #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel #headcanon #hazbin hotel headcanon

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thesupernaturalhouse · 6 hours

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Charlie would call vaggie 'fun sized' whenever she's referring to her height

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel charlie #chaggie #headcanon #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbins fallen au

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zprnxs · 3 days

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Lucifer SFW short oneshot.

In the dim night embrace, I found solace in the unexpected warmth of Lucifer's arms. His presence, once shrouded in confidence and laced with selfishness, now radiated an ethereal glow.

As his fingers caressed my cheek, I felt a surge of connection that transcended the boundaries of gender. His eyes, once only seeing me as a friend, now held a hint of tenderness, reflecting the complexities that lay within my own being.

Just an hour ago, me and him were sharing drinks together, bonding over the successful redemption of one of our dear friends. Yet, that was the last thing on both of our minds.

Ever since I met the male, me and him have had romantic tension. Now, the tension has dissipated and we are wrapped in each other embrace. Only the sound of each other’s breathing was filling our ears.

His touch was not one of possession or desire, but of acceptance. It enveloped me in a cocoon of understanding, where the weight of societal expectations crumbled away. In his embrace, I felt a sense of wholeness that I had never experienced before.

Lucifer's wings, once a symbol of fallen grace, now seemed like a tapestry of ethereal beauty. They spread out behind us like a protective canopy. My fingers grazed across the feathers gently, causing his entire body to jolt slightly- almost unnoticeable.

As I nestled closer, his heart beat steadily against my chest, a gentle symphony that drowned out the discordant voices of doubt. In that moment, I realized that the tension we were facing was quite stupid.

Lucifer, the boy who had once been feared, was now a beacon of love and compassion. In his arms, I found a sanctuary, a place where I could be truly myself without fear or reservation.

“Lucifer?”

“Hm?”

“This is nice..”

“Mhm..”

#hazbin hotel #hazbin headcanons #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin spoilers #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #Lucifer hazbin

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societalenemynumberone · 4 hours

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*Before the creation of Hell*

Sera: So what did you get Deadpool!Reader for their birthday?

Elder Angel: I got them a kitten

Young Emily: Really? Me too!

Michael: I also got them a cat.

Sera: Looks like we all had the same idea

God: *sigh* [Looks at Lucifer] Please tell me you got them something other than a cat.

Lucifer: I got them a kitten...

[Cut to Reader staring blankly as they are surrounded by cats]

Reader: *Inhales* THIS IS BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!!!

#hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin hotel x y/n #hazbin hotel x male reader #hazbin hotel x gn reader #hazbin hotel x female reader

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purrpleowl · 1 day

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SOME GENDERBEND STATICMOTH HEADCANONS REGARDING FASHION

Because these concepts have been haunting my head for a while now.

Also Velvette will be in a separate post because Tumblr won't let me put more than 10 pictures in one post 😡

VOX

• Instead of having no fashion sense, she has a small understanding of it because that's what's expected from a woman in our patriarchal society, but it is to this day trapped in the 50's (because she's not that into fashion, it was more an obligation to fit in than an actual interest) so she still needs a bit of help from Valentina and Velvette when she's not wearing her usual everyday attire.

• Speaking of her everyday attire, I picture her having more or less Charlie's style, wearing a lot of suits, like a feminine take on masculine fashion, with the ocasional business skirt when she's feeling/intending to present as more feminine.

• When she goes to Fancy™ events she likes to wear long dresses that have a more "conservative/classic" vibe to it. Idk how to explain this properly, but here's some examples:

(The fact that most of the dresses that appeared when I searched "conservative gown" and "classic gown" were blue fits Vox so much lol)

• Also not having hair in hell is to this day a HUGE insecurity for her. If it was hard to get over this fact for masc Vox, fem Vox just can't get over it. Her TV head fits right into her Hellish Technological Sinner Persona, but every single day she misses being pretty with her pretty hair. In life, I imagine she had her hair mid to short, and styled it everyday like those classic wavy 50s hairstyles, like a brunette (because I headcanon Vox having black hair) Marilyn Monroe.

VALENTINA

• Valentina has the exact same fashion style as Valentino. Maybe a tiny bit less masc clothing, but still. Showing a lot of skin, very slutty, VERY femme fatale. Also, this woman doesn't wear anything lower than 15cm (about 5,9 inches(?)) high heels on her feet. She can and will start a physical fight while wearing high stilettos, and she will win.

• ALSO SHE WOULD DEFINITELY WEAR SUITS WITH PRETTY FANCY CORSETS UNDERNEATH I WILL FIGHT YOU OVER THIS.

• To Fancy™ events, she would wear long dresses, but they're always tight fitted to show her curves, and most of the time they have a huge slit, and the cleavage is always showing a lot. Still slutty, but make it ✨fancy✨.

• Valentina is also VERY insecure of her lack of hair, and it's actually something she and Vox bond over. But Val has it better because of her fluffy antennas that she usually wears down behind her head so it resembles hair. In life, I like to imagine that her hair was more or less like Donna Summer's hair. Beautiful huge curly hair. She wore it loose most of the time, with the occasional hat.

Click here for Velvette's

#hazbin hotel #staticmoth #vox hazbin hotel #vox #valentino hazbin hotel #fashion #headcanon #the vees #hazbin hotel headcanon #voxval #my headcanon #genderbend

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inconspicious-random-thoughts · 1 day

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You what I think would be funny for Lilith's plot in S2 in regard to Lute threatening to boot her out of Heaven if she doesn't stop Charlie? Is if Lilith willingly moves back to Hell and joins Charlie's mission at the start of the season. Assuming she isn't staying up there as part of some long-term plan and really is just a political prisoner of sorts, she'd actually be relieved to be told she could actually leave Heaven and be with her family. All the drama around her being on Heaven's side as a threat to the Hotel and the first episode just has her pack all her stuff up, flips Lute off with both middle fingers, and just shows up at the Hotel screaming "momma's home!"

I don't know if that's actually the direction they'll go with Lilith given the overarching mystery surrounding her character, but I just think it would be hilarious if that's how S2 starts.

That would be hilarious. I been headcanon that Lilith had to stay in Heaven as some political plot. Not quite a prisoner...yet still is one. Like a lesser version of prison...like a house arrest but not in your own house.

But with Lute going to Lilith and basically telling her to go home and discipline that kid! I never thought of it like that before. But its funny. Lilith probably..oh go to the place I been wanting to return to for 7 years? Don't have to tell me twice. Picking up a "home sweet home" decoration on her way back.

Lilith being this whole mystery who set up to be fiercely independent then season two she be the stereotypical basic white girl and/or tv mom. "Who wants fresh baked cookies!". Live laugh love sign hung somewhere in the parlor of the hotel when she return. Being overly motherly and wifey to overcompensate when she was gone.

I don't think that will happen either but it be amusing.

The thing I think with about Lilith deal with Adam is Lute obviously knows about the deal...because of how season one ended. But lute doesn't exactly know what's the deal is exactly. Lute knows about the deal and the light gist of it. But not the finer details or the why. So Lute ordering Lilith around could very well be a great undoing (against heaven?) unbeknownst to Lute.

I do hope when she appear, she has a similar entrance to the hotel as Alastor in the pilot. I think it be a fun callback/parallel

*knock knock knock. Charlies open the door.*

Lilith: Hel-!

*Charlie slams the door shut in complete disbelief on what she seen. There's no way her mom standing on the other side of the door. Its some hopeful hallucination. Charlie opens the door again and Lilith is still standing on the other side.*

Lilith: -Lo!

*Charlie slams the door again.* "My mom here!" She said stunned.

"Oh my gosh...my mom actually here!!!" Charlie said gleefully in her rapid growing excitement. *Vaggie in the background in disbelief. "Wait...what...seriously?"

Charlie slaps her hands over her cheeks and drag her cheeks roughly down in horror and panics.* "I slammed the door in her face. Vaggie! what do I do?!!?"

Vaggie: "You let her in!"

*Charlie opens the door after trying to compose herself a little. After all, shes a grown woman now wanting to appease her mother by her behavior despite slamming the door in her face*

Lilith: "May I come home now?"

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sillyrandomwriter · 2 days

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Lucifer, Lilith, and Eve might have a much bigger house. But Cain, Abel, and Seth’s friends all prefer to go to Adam and Lute’s house. Because they are much more fun and understanding to them :)

ahahha fuck yeaa!!! theyre the better parents in like, fun and understanding even if they might not have that much space or anything

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sometimes-they-come-back-237 · 2 days

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Here’s my random Vaggie and Cherri friendship headcanon:

Vaggie has never worn makeup because she was always too insecure, and that insecurity increased after she lost her eye.

Cherri, having one eye herself, understood how she felt and took Vaggie aside one day and offered to give her a makeover all the while reassuring her that she’s beautiful without and with makeup.

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thoughtsbydorian · 2 days

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Random Hazbin HCs cause I can’t sleep

- The cannibals don’t have eyes because they eat them after they regenerate. Cannibal town works so well because no one actually dies they just take turns being eaten before regenerating. Cannibals are NOT hellborn, rather most of them are victorian folks who indulged in the mummy craze.

- Molly died before angel dust, i think she died in a shooting because of the mafia when they were teens/young adults. Hence why Molly was never really involved in the family business and I think it could also account for Angel’s turn to illicit substances.

- Angel and Husk knew each other in life, maybe even hooked up briefly. Husk is actually the younger of the two but not by a lot.

- Charlie used to have another group of sinner friends but they were all killed in the first extermination.

- Angel and Alastor are the only ones of the main crew who were never married in life.

- Nifty got married her senior year of high school and did her best to be the perfect wife. She had some fertility issues and had mental breakdown, causing her husband and family to have her institutionalized. After a while she escaped and took out her rage on her husband and her older cousin who he was cheating on her with. She ended up setting the house on fire and causing a small explosion in which she lost an eye. However she tried to continue her rampage, going to her parents where her father was the one who shot her down.

- Vaggie was never alive. Rather she was created to care for children souls in heaven before she was recruited to be an exorcist. Part of the reason she became an exorcist was to protect the kids. She was under the impression that all children went to heaven. Though when she went to kill the cannibal kid, she realized she was wrong and the system was far more flawed than she realized.

- Angel was a an overlord under his father for the first few years he was in hell (leaving after he realized that he didn’t need to pretend he wasn’t gay anymore)

- Every so often Charlie locks her self away to cry about the idea of losing all here friends

- Alastor has a very strict moral code when it comes to who he kills. He only kills those who take advantage or abuse of others. Which is why he didn’t kill Husk when he could’ve.

- Nifty and Alastor would tag team Valentino so hard

- Part of the reason Vaggie didn’t put together that Angelic weapons could harm angels is because she thought she had already fallen before her eye was cut out. She thought the mere thought of questioning the system made her fall.

- Valentino has a major superiority complex, so he thinks he’s the one in charge of the Vees when in reality he’s the last person to be consulted on big decisions.

- Vox was a small local news reporter with dreams of going national. Unfortunately that never happened as he was killed by a falling set piece on live, making him more famous in his death than in his life.

- Sir Pentious had two sons when he was alive. One lived well into adulthood, the other died when he was barely a teen from typhoid or some other old timey disease. It’d be the same disease the Pent ends up dying from. Though not before he starts obsessing over how to cure it, his other son continues his work and ends up discovering the vaccine for it.

- Pentious was a snake’s oil salesman for most of his life.

- Nifty had a lobotomy in life

- If others hadn’t been there, the val and charlie would’ve ended much differently(she was ready to kill him before angie stopped her)

- Charlie has tried to cut her hair short(like pixie) multiple times but whenever she loses control of her powers it just grows back, the only loophole for some reason being and undercut or side cut. as long as the hair on the crown of her head is long it’s fine.

- Alastor’s mom was a teen mom; my brain says 13 or 14. Her parents kicked her out after they found out she was pregnant forcing her to become fully dependent on her (now) husband. They had a shotgun wedding and a really tumultuous marriage. His dad left them both when he was 5 or 6. He also isn’t an only child though i’m not sure if he has a younger sibling or older. probably younger.

- Husk’s actual name is Jack, it’s part of his deal with Alastor that his old name was sold to Alastor. Him and anyone who knew him as Jack have completely forgotten it, they know his past but think he’s always been Husk. I’d like to think if he or anyone else rediscovers his name the deal would broken, kind rumplstisken vibes.

- Quite a lot of the sinners had kids in life, most of them assume that their kids ended up in heaven.

- Sir Pentious’ sons did end up in heaven and recognized him instantly and was elated to see his dad after so long.

#hazbin hotel husk #controversial hazbin hotel takes #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin vox #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin niffty #hazbin sir pentious

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angelslittlewritingcorner · 3 days

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Dating Charlie would include

Masterlist

Firstly, she would be the best friend you could imagine. No matter what problem she is trying to solve.

At first she would keep a little distance to find out how the other person feels

When she is sure that Y/N likes her too, she starts her mission to win her partner over

Small gifts and gestures are a must for her to show how much someone means to her

Loves it when Y/N shares her interests and especially supports the hotel

Can't stand it when someone talks badly about Y/N

Always invites her partner on sweet little dates when she has the time. A little evening picnic or a walk through the city? She tries to spend time alone at regular intervals

Support her partner with any insecurities. In her eyes, Y/N is perfect and doesn't need to change

When it comes to spicy things, Charlie is insatiable. Once she starts, she can't stop

Takes a lot of time to have fun with her S/O.

The other residents of the hotel know not to disturb her when she is busy in this way, otherwise it could end badly. (She may have thrown a vase at Husk once)

Loves to spoil her partner. However, she also loves to be treated like the princess she is.

Worship kink both ways

Sometimes has to be forced to stop

Ashamed that she has so little control over herself

Always cleans up afterwards and takes care of her partner

Bubblebaths with her

Brushes her S/Os hair

Feels guilty when her partner has passed out

For some time, she had resolved never to have sex again. However, this was difficult for her with such an attractive partner

She is jealous, but only shows it in private. Otherwise, it would damage her reputation if she simply ripped someone's head off

If someone looks at her S/O for too long, she could scratch their eyes out

She is usually gentle with her S/O but can also be very very different

#hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin vaggie #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie #adam #chaggie #hazbin charlie #charlie magne

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mythbringer-mayhem · 3 months

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Misunderstanding - RadioApple comic

(This is pretty messy, but eh, that's how I do comics ig)

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