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justyourlocaldisaster · 25 days

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i love how fanon harry is either "how dare you fucking speak to me" or "hey guys lets go burn down a building it'll be fun trust"

and canon harry is like

both

in the most chaotic way possible

#harry potter #harry james potter #chaotic harry #i love him so much guys #he's an idiot #but he's a SMART idiot yk?

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lil-gay-gremlin · 6 months

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also shoutout to Anthony Janthony Crowley for being a proud member of the Skinny Jeans Club™. mf chose the most insufferable bottomwear as his day-to-day outfit and honestly slayed so hard.

#this is why he walks all funky #not that im complaining #he's an idiot #but he's our idiot #crowley #anthony j crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce #aziracrow #metatron hate club

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snarkyship · 3 months

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Kotetsu-san, so oblivious...

#my doodles #tiger and bunny #torabani #kotetsu t. kaburagi #kaburagi t kotetsu #barnaby brooks jr #kotetsu #he's the perfect man #he's an idiot

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opbackgrounds · 5 months

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In fairness, this is a very valid concern

#opbackgrounds #one piece #ch442 #monkey d luffy #he's an idiot #but he's *my* idiot

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hotchnerxo · 1 year

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Aaron Hotchner x Reader!soldier

While being in Pakistan Hotch falls in love with one of the Seals. The feelings are mutrual but Aaron has to leave again and the two try to be in touch but it is difficult.

Reader leaves Pakistan 4 month after Hotch and didnt tell him.

A surprise visit at the BAU chances everthing and brings them together.

This was so much fun to write! And I would absolutely love to write a whole series out of this!!! Thank you so much for the request. Hope it is to your liking! (Also this was longer than I at first intended)

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A year prior, you had agreed to run a task force in Pakistan. It was your first solo operation managing it all, and although nervous, you were more than capable of handling it. It is after all what you’ve been training for for a long time.

Few months into the operation, you and your team got another helping hand from the FBI, a team leader from a special unit, Aaron Hotchner.

At first, you were a bit worried, having an experienced leader join your team. Would they want to overtake your operation? Would the FBI try to get too involved through him? But instead, your nerves melted soon after meeting up with the man. His intelligence and true will to help were stronger than any of your previous doubts.

What you did not expect happening, was getting so close with the man. Him and you worked great as a team and grew close during his time with you. Professionalism has always been important to the both of you, but working so closely together for a long time, you got to know him on a more personal level.

Four months ago, he got a call that ended his time with you. He couldn’t tell you much at that moment, other than his team needing him back in Quantico. And you know his team is his family and he would do anything for them. But he promised to explain it all once the task force is over.

“I’ll hold you to it” you had told him as he stepped into his vehicle and rushed for his plane.

Now, 4 months later, you find yourself at the Bureau, delivering the remaining paperwork of your now-ended task force. You’ve barely made it back to the country, still in uniform and all, but on your way out, you notice a sign on the elevator: Behavioral Analysis Unit. And before you know it, you find yourself on the sixth floor, rather than the garage.

You make your way through the glass doors and hear a playful banter from the kitchenette on your right. You hear familiar names pop up in the short conversation, letting you know that it’s Hotchner’s team.

“Excuse me” you interrupt softly and the banter quiets. The four agents on their break turn to look at you and straighten up seeing your uniform. “So sorry to interrupt you on your break” you try to sound relaxed and calm, you’re not here for professional matters “I’m trying to find Aar-, I mean Agent Hotchner” you clear your throat, your confidence diving as you notice two of the agents share a look “Am I in the right place?”

“Yes, ma’am” a dark haired woman smiles politely and points you in the direction of his office. You thank them and head towards the office at the end of the bullpen.

His curtains are open and seeing a familiar man behind it almost makes you stop on your feet. But with determination, you remain calm and keep on walking.

Although his door is open, Hotchner hasn’t yet noticed you at the door. You take a couple of seconds to admire him in such deep concentration. You take a moment to admire him. His dark hair is in neat order, although a few strands have fallen to his forehead throughout the day. Instead of his military uniform, he’s in a form fitting suit. You had gotten so used to seeing him with a beard or at least a stubble, now seeing him clean shaven is strange. But you can’t deny your clear attraction to him.

“I need that report on my desk first thing in the morning, Hotchner” you put your best ‘Unit chief’ voice on as you step into his office. The man’s eyes dart up to you, but the look softens immediately as he recognizes who it’s coming from. You can’t help but smile, seeing him again after months of being away.

“Hey!” He greets you and walks up to you from behind his desk. You spread your arms for a hug and he seems more than happy to wrap his arms around you. Somehow, you’d forgotten how tall he is. And as he’s now so close to you and you feel his strong body against yours, you forget how to breathe momentarily.

Once you separate, seeing the fond smile on him makes your knees buckle and you have to force yourself to focus.

“What are you doing here?” he breaks the silence, still in slight disbelief to see you in his office.

“Finally back in town, case’s over” you explain. Even after he’d left Pakistan, he had checked in on the task force every now and then. But he’s been so packed with work recently that he hasn’t had the time. “I really wanted to see you, it’s been awhile. And I’m pretty sure I’m owed an explanation”.

“You are” he admits, his gaze dropping down momentarily. But only seconds later, he looks back at you, as if he can’t keep his eyes off of you.

There’s a moment of silence, but you feel a laughter bubble in you. The man in front of you seems completely oblivious to what you’re trying to tell him. The man is extremely smart, but you know he’s had to put up a lot of walls for himself.

“Are you busy tonight?” you ask more directly, hoping for him to catch up on your thought process. “I’m very jet lagged, I think a shower and a nap would do wonders really” you feel yourself rambling on beside your point “But would you have time for dinner tonight? To, you know, catch up”.

“I’d like that” he voice is almost down to a whisper “Would 1900 work?”

You smile at his wording. “Only if you let me drive”.

“Not a chance!” his laugh makes the butterflies in your stomach take flight “I’ve seen how you drive. I’d like to live, thanks”.

“What are you saying, Hotchner?” you try to act offended, although failing miserably.

“What I’m saying is that I’ll pick you up at 7”.

#aaron hotchner x reader #hotchnerxo fic #aaron hotchner fluff #kind of #oblivious hotch <3 #he's an idiot #i love him #beard hotch

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inafever · 9 months

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In his one last desperate attempt Crowley kissed Aziraphale to show him how much he loved him

And I find it a bit painful that now you may be thinking that Aziraphale doesn't return the feeling, cause he isn't kissing back.

While I somehow believe there's a bit of 'I'm going to protect you to the last drop of my life, fight off all of your enemies, wade through rivers of bone and blood, lose an arm and a leg in the process, sacrifice my heart and soul, to show you how much I love you' kind of a story going on for Aziraphale.

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den-kunn · 6 months

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my definition of silly bi-han is:

smacking forehead against doorframes

complain about everything

"SHIRAI RYU DOG"

"FUCKING KUAI LIANG"

rivalry with Sektor

big brothering the shaolin monks

and of course:

Tomas.

#mk inception #bi han #bi han liang #hanzo hasashi #kuai liang #li hog jing #liu kang #kung lao #kung jin #tomas vrbada #he's silly in his own weird way #he's an idiot #headcanon #I swear I'm gonna write a proper list of headcanons one day #<- lies

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thoughtsofmegamind · 1 year

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Megamind is a super genius capable of creating impossible technology, and yet the best form of lair security he can think of is graffiti that says "go away nobody lives here"

#megamind #he's an idiot #but i love him anyway

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tondroom · 9 months

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I feel like Erik has a lot in common with Florida Man. The things Florida Man does just sound like things he could have done. Some examples: