I'm just going to tell myself his admin posted that KimK repost and that it made Christian want to vomit a little as well.
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i think it would be funny if chamber originally started flirting as like, a calculated move, but one day viper rejects his advances as usual and he's like, hol up, that shit hurted more than i expected it t- oh no
now he is stuck simping for vp's harshest taskmaster, whose praise is doled out sparingly and only to high performers
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He....
Kryo: "If me and Eve could merge, we'd be normal sized."
Me, who is short above average: "..."
Kryo, who is taller than average: "..."
Me: "KILLING YOU WITH MY HANDS. WHAT IF I JUST BITE YOUR HEAD OFF"
Kryo: "E~ve, what's with the hostility?"
Me: "YOU JUST SAID THAT IF YOU AND ME COMBINED WE WOULD BE NORMAL SIZED."
Kryo: "Am I wrong?"
Me: "YES???"
Kryo: "What do you mean yes??? We are on the both ends of the spectrum!"
Me: "To HELL with your spectrum, I'm going to put you on the grill."
Panko: "This is Eve right now."
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I saw someone say a while ago that Jason attacking Tim at Titans Tower was just Tim hallucinating bc he was feeling guilty about being Robin even though Jason's not dead. Which is great, amazing, I think the whole Titans Tower thing is Bonkers, but I think it would be so much funnier if Jason tried to Gaslight Tim into believing the Titans Tower incident never happened, not because he's like evil, he's just super embarassed about it. like
Or Tim did actually hallucinate Jason at TT but thinks it was real, so when he tells Jason about it, Jason's so fucking confused, and Tim thinks Jason's Gaslighting him
Tim: Remember that time when you broke into Titans Tower and beat me half to death while wearing a Robin costume from party city
Jason: What? Tim, I know i'm crazy, but I'm not...Insane.
Tim, pulling down his collar: I literally have the scar to prove it
Jason: Bruce told me that was from Clayface pretending to be me, which, might I just say rude. Tim... are you ok? Did you hallucinate me attacking you? like, I know I've done that before, but...
Tim, frowning: I don't think I hallucinating. I was benched for a while after because I had to recover-
Jason: well, you were benched around the time I was dropping hints that I knew who Bruce was outside of Batman, he probably just benched you to keep you safe. You probably were working too many cases with too little sleep and your imagination started to run wild.
Tim: Are you gaslighting me?
Jason: Are you gaslighting me?
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He knows to follow orders and he had no orders to do that
-Kakucho
That's why he's been so weird with me, well more than usual, after that. He seems confused and more uptight. Actually, can I confide in you about something? It came up during the interrogation but I didn't bring it up again with sanzu because I'm a bit....scared of him and his reactions. But I trust you and I feel like I can tell you.
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Tim rarely causes trouble, but when he does it's always a serious life or death kind of scenario
Duke is always causing trouble, but it's always the most absurd and silly situations you can think of
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