Phil: See, this is- this is great and all, but, like, when you- when you look at what actually happened, they did just have full on sex. They did just fck in the main Global building. Like, they christened it. They christened it with them fcking. It- very good art, by the way. Very good, very good. You took a cursed situation and made it really pretty, thank you. Good job. Thank you artists. Artists always doing the best for the community. Taking just like, Charlie and Mariana just role playing actual full blown sex in the global room and making it cute and like, "Oh, wow, they're back together, oh, stars."
i relate to tommy kinard because if i was sitting across from the man who had maimed his best friend because he wanted my attention and then became a stuttering mess because i kissed him and took him out on a cute little gay date during which he told me that he was an "ally" i too would continue to flirt with him and be completely smitten