#hey look a human

[bixels]

This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

#saw people posting my designs to put down other artists' designs saying that i'm the “correct way” of doing things #don't do that #i don't give a SHIT if people are redesigning these HORSES to be fat or “”“ugly”“” people they're all valid #this whole thing is so dumb just say “i don't like the art style” and move on #“hey op i spent 4 hours of time and effort to redraw your shitty redesign and show you how it's really done” you're fucking weird #you know that right? dedicating that much time to cash in on a hate trend when you could be creating something unique and original with lov #your insistence that human redesigns need to be attractive and symmetrical and anything deviating that is woke psy-op brainwashing #is fucking weird. saw an entire tweet reposting my designs listing off how i “got it right.” bullet point: “looks like real people” #the black fat pinkie design with braces that went viral looks more like a real person than any of my designs you asshole #or maybe you spent too much time in high school bullying people who look like that to notice #personal #delete later #do not use my art to belittle artists who've done nothing wrong this legit made me really angry today

[spacebubblehomebase]

Shit post!

Don't take this too seriously, but LMAO XD. -Bubbly💙

#lucilith #spacebubblearts #my art #doodle #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #lilith #eden #pre-fall #long haired Lucifer #adam and eve #headcanon #crack #treated seriously #serpent #look at our little apple pie #hey look I drew me again! #well my mascot at least #strawberry milk is one of my three favorite drinks that isn't a latte #the others are grape soda and mango shake #very random but true #lesbians #maybe??? #shit post #why did I draw this so fast??? #or at all??? #I keep seeing that Luci gave birth to Charchar and I know it's a joke but I think this hc can add up to that now that I think about it XD #angel lucifer #angel x human #imagine being a lesbian before other girls were a thing LOL skill issue- *dies*

[atalana]

so the good place is widely lauded on this site for its takes on morality and capitalism, which i totally agree with

but i think it should get more recognition for the line "all humans are aware of death. so we're all a little bit sad all the time. that's just the deal. we don't get offered any better ones. and if you try and ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway. i've been there, and everybody's been there. so don't fight it. in the words of a very wise bed bath and beyond employee i once knew - go ahead and cry all you want. but you're gonna have to pay for that toilet plunger."

#i dunno i've been thinking about grief lately #and i think the nature of humanity is everyone's grieving something #it might not always be as straightforward as the death of a loved one - sometimes it is #but sometimes you're grieving a life you never got to live #the person you used to be #hell an old toy you just realised you lost years ago and are never going to get back #we're all just a little bit sad all the time #and i think looking at the world like that makes it a lot more friendly place #because everyone is someone who needs a bit of comfort - or just someone to say hey its okay to be sad and angry and confused #and when you're finally ready to let whatever you're grieving go the world will be a happier place #and you'll find a new thing to grieve because there's always something to be a little bit sad about #but the world keeps getting better for every one you get through and every friend who helps you through it #and sometimes you just need to throw a dumb joke in there at the end #that's what it means to be human #the good place #tgp

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods. 

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.” 

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.” 

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxpj #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #billy batson #Danny was adopted by Clockwork who is the origin behind Kronos #Oh they're both orphans? No one to take care of them? #Goddamnit Clockwork you made sure Ellie found them didn't you #Liminals are hidden from monsters thanks to feeling like them & the dead #CW: If they won't take care of their kids then I'll give the lil demigods to my favorite son :) #The JL finding out Billy is a child: You need a guardian- how could we let this happen #Billy: Actually my older sister has looked 12 for the last 100 years and my younger brother looks 20 so that's very human-ist of you #Percy peering out at some camp people who are trying to see if he's home: MA There's some weird ass cats outside! #Percy: Am I allowed to throw the pool at them 'cause they aren't taking no for an answer #Danny teaching the kids how to use powers: Alright and now we're going to your other dad and moms to learn magic #Danny: And how to shoot a gun in Val's case because I will forget gun safety #Everlasting Quartet #Phantastic Four #“Hey Marvel how do you know that info about Dr Fate he looks so pissed??” #“Oh one of my parents know him and they don't get along so now we always take the chance to call him a lil Bitch but politely” #Percy: Billy if you can summon lightning and I can control water can we combine them #Billy: One way to find out- hey Daaaaan #Camp people trying to find Percy: Wtf wtf wtf #The pantheon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KRONOS HAD ANOTHER CHILD?! WHERE?! HOW!? #Clockwork: Look at my Favorite Child who doesn't Fuck with the Timeline or are Raging Hypocrites & takes care of his kids #Clockwork curled up with Danny & new grandchildren in his chest like a mother crocodile: Everything is as it should be :) #Marvel: Look at my lil brother isn't he adorable he's a year younger than me but takes more after our other mom #Percy: Hi Mr Aquaman I can control water & talk to fish and was wondering if you have any tips #“Marvel we're going to die-” “No we're not lemme call my big brother- if he can destroy the timeline he can fix it” “If he What”

[beatcroc]

pest control.

bonus:

*UPDATE: i made a sequel

#the pizzeria is closed forever bc a clone threw up. just kidding. but seriously whos gonna clean that up #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #gustavo and not brick rather but that's probably the tag that people use as catchall so whatever #hey have yuo guys LOOKED at the unused sprite for gustavo's pizza place.... my man has ONE wall to his name #ANYWAY as i have said my goal is to make fp as harmless and cute as i can but also just constantly really disturbing #you ever had your pet throw up in front of you and it just gives you the most guilty and pathetic look in the world #and you just gotta be like. ohhh noooo buddy it's ok ur good... #i think we subconsciously tolerate a lot of weird things like that from pets #things that would be much harder to pass if done by something the approximate shape of a human man. is what im saying. #fake pep isn't a pet but he Is a beast so yknow. also no bricks were harmed in the making of this post i prommy #he probably understands brick's off limits its fine. its fine. noise however.... #on god peppino is going to weaponize this guy #arting #pizzaposting #Popular post #also this is Not the next installment of fake pep adventures this is an unrelated aside. just goofin.

[rotisseries]

God's Country, Ethel Cain

#got bored was thinking about wolves. specifically muzzle grabs. felt like trying something new #hey do you guys know how difficult it was to find a picture I liked of muzzle grabbing? #i ended up settling for that second picture I used and that's not even a muzzle grab #cause they don't have each other's snouts in their mouths #but like. every picture is one dog looking mildly annoyed while the other one has their whole snout in their mouth #but like. when MY DOGS do a muzzle grab it looks like this animalistic approximation of a human kiss #which is what I would've really liked. but whatever #anyway I really like this song guys I really fucking like this song do you know that. top ten songs of all time #ethel cain #ethel cain typography #I guess??? #idk what you should tag these with

[akans-dead-at-sea]

A somewhat fussy angel

#hey look its NOT the thing i was working on till now lmao #got to reading the book and I blame that for abandoning my ofmd wip lmao #still learning how human faces work #any practice is good practice #aziraphale #good omens #good omens fanart #good omens art #archangel aziraphale #akans art

[dontvap0rdawave]

In the harsher months of my last cuatrimester in college, this funny little guy was the only thing keeping my sanity afloat

And now? I get to be silly with him hehehe

Extra that I made in like 5 minutes

#my art #my art stuff #kinitopet #kinito fanart #kinito au #technically(? #look all I'm saying it's #if you can handle me being cringe with the shape creatures and murder robots #you can tolerate me being cringe with the funny axolotl man #just saying #humanization #shitpost #kinito art #new tag yay #my taste in men is deteriorating- #but hey #you should've known that since my kirby or even worse my evangelion phase #so no backsies

[ghouljams]

Gonna take a wild guess that the “something more permanent” is that giant bite that was in one of your earlier posts

That is one part of it, but he wants something on him too >:3c

König's tongue slides over your teeth as he presses you down against the bed. You feel nice and small under him, still half sitting in his lap as his big hand gropes your chest. He always tips your head, holds your jaw, like he's scared you might try to pull away from his kiss. You haven't yet. You don't think you ever will. Not when his mouth makes your head spin.

He pulls back, one thumb rubbing your cheek, the other your sternum. You open your mouth for him when he presses two fingers against it. You always like this part, slicking up his fingers with your tongue like you aren't soaked for him. He likes your mouth, and the feeling is very much mutual. You're skin is pleasantly warm and you rock your hips against his as he slides his fingers against your tongue.

“Bite,” He tells you. You close your lips around them, letting your teeth press against the delicate skin and bone. König’s eyes are watchful, you slip your tongue along the length of each finger, tasting the salt of his skin. He pulls hard at something in your chest, not a tether, you’re not used to the way his hand slides between your ribs or the feeling it conjures. “Bite.” He commands, and affection-aggression --something dark and primal-- floods your veins as you bite hard on his fingers. König lets out a shuddering breath, eyes so hot and heavy on you, like he could eat you alive. Blood fills your mouth as you break skin and scrape bone, you gag as he releases the hold on your chest.

You open your mouth quick as can be to let his fingers go, and turn to spit out the blood. König’s hand clamps over your lips, his thumb pressing against your nose. You can’t breathe, can’t open your mouth, can’t push him off. He makes you swallow it like a dog that won’t take a pill. Then he holds you a moment longer until you’re starting to really burn for a breath. 

He lets you go, smearing blood across your cheek as you finally roll to cough against the bed, sucking in air like you’re drowning. You gag again, your stomach rolling in disgust at the unwelcome intrusion. König settles back on his knees to watch you, licking the blood from his fingers as you shake. His purr reaches for you as you run your tongue along your teeth and spit the taste onto the comforter. It doesn’t pacify you like it usually does, only tells you how pleased König is to have his own permanent addition from you.

#oh hey ghoul what happened to the body horror in the fae au? it never left #the way yall are in my comments and ask box like: hes gonna get her pregnant #like youre right but hey #König is looking for every avenue of tying liebling to him #im still thinking about how fae/human baby making works #like i know how it works but the fae can reproduce a million different ways #and if there isnt a special trick to it then ghost and Love should have a litter by this point #the amount of protection theyre using is solidly zero #könig modern warfare #könig x reader #könig x you #x reader #fae!konig #oc: liebling

[clown-owo]

Guardian of the Eastern Gate and the One Entrusted with a Flaming Sword by God: Principality Aziraphale

#good omens spoilers #gos2spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #goodomensedit #gifs #og post #i can't stop thinking about aziraphale so confident and badass saying “i'm prepared to take defensive measures” #and then just. being so useless #my guy says that and then 10 seconds later is like. well that won't hold forever. whats my plan? that was it. #it didn't even last you thirty goddamned seconds aziraphale??? #what were the candles for? nothing. to look threatening i guess #shout out to nina for being like. hey. what the fuck man #but still having the kindness to go. well obviously we won't throw fiction #king couldn't hold off more than 10 lowest level demons on his own without committing a war crime #needed humans to come up with plans for him #anyway. this is my first time making a gifset #sorry if it sucks. i don't know what the standards are for gifsets. i followed a tutorial #and reused the same color adjustments for every gif <- lazy

[naariel]

Brunebjørn Druid Halsin

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Based on Kvitebjørn Kong Valemon by Theodor Kittelsen. As a kid I always really enjoyed that painting, and the norwegian folktale it depicts. So naturally I had to recreate it with Halsin and Gaia.

#halsin #bg3 #i mean the story isn't very similar at all #just the imagery! #the princess sees a bear with a golden wreath she's dreamed of - she agrees to go live with him in exchange for it #at night the bear transforms into a man #well... she can't resist temptation and she looks #turns out he was cursed by a witch #the only way to be free was to keep the princess with him without seeing him in his human form for x amount of years #now that she's looked him however the witch won and he must now marry the witch instead #so he takes off #she follows after the best she can #and eventually frees him #oh hey that last part actually applies #and then they lived happily ever after

[pupovkitty]

HUNGER HUNGER HUMANITY

stop just liking reblog

#trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #trigun maximum #vash saverem #trigun fanart #the guy is not looking!!! at the ghost!!!! boooooo thumbs down you should do smth about your grief or whatever #its a piece about being selfish ig #or abt anything you rly want its up to you #hell you can prob conjur smth about a devil on your left shoulder as ego idk idk #its about cannibalism actually ive decided #is it even cannibalism?..... #whatever!!!! vashs eating human heart #humanoid typhoon #tw blood #tell me to tag it with something if you need it? idk tags blah sorry #vash fanart #vash x wolfwood #trimax #its based on manga yeah #hey guys? you should reblog and not just like thanks

[mango-sideburns]

I feel like the absolute funniest resolution to the graphic novel blue Taako era would be to keep him blue but make Lup a normal human colour. Just make his twin sister an average skin colour and keep Taako blue. He's actually just like that for the drama TM. It's a constant glamour bc he thinks it makes him look cooler.

#taz balance #the adventure zone #the silver medal goes to making him turn skin colour when he loses like 10% of his beauty or w.e. in the suffering game #oh ur less glamourous now? were turning you a normal human shade #that one gets bonus points for the fact that edward and lydia would absolutely 100% unironically do that and believe it was #worth the price #also. alternative point. him and Lup look so similar that he made himself blue as a joke so people could tell them apart and it worked and #made her laugh so he kept doing it. then when he got voided he kept doing it out of muscle memory but couldnt remember why exactly but #hey it adds to the intrigue and sizzle it up sales so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[lordartsy]

Octokuber, day 2 - Opening Theme

🍑🍮 ii jan 🐢🌹 ii jan 🐻💤 sugee jan 🐲🕺

DEN-LINER Form was the first version of this opening I was exposed to, and I was sooo hyped to watch Den-O just to finally meet the goofballs I saw on the MV. Would you believe my disappointment when I found out it was just a cover and I wouldn't hear it until the third act of the show O(<

#octokuber 2023 #kamen rider #tokusatsu #kamen rider den-o #momotaros #urataros #kintaros #ryuutaros #'why do the mics look like that' dont question it! climax jump! #i swear i'll try not to make that a thing #i was in faiz when i first watched the mv the hype was unbearable #i'd hate to diss the original version but. buttttt. #also hey i love expressive suits as much as the next guy it is my JAM but how do you actually pull it off #the only one who looks like hes actually smiling is ura (the turtle rizz goes crazy) #maybe i'll do an all human version one day. you never know. #ii jan ii jan sugee jan

[schwirrymartz]

goth twins (from different universes)

#different styles of goth tho #also #both are non-human and technically immortal #both act badder than they actually are (whoopsie spoiler (not really)) #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #greed fma #good omens #book omens #crowley #this post is brought to you by my “hey this greed guy looks kinda familiar” thought when i first read the manga back in 2021

[marclef]

another art trade with @the-little-knight!!!

THESE TWO EXIST IN MY BRAIN RENT-FREE AND I ADORE THEM VERY MUCH PLEASE ENJOY ✨✨✨

#LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM!!!! *slamming table* I'M ACTUALLY NOT TERRIBLE AT DRAWING HUMANS ANY MORE!!!!! #so so happy i could draw this though!!! beebee is extremely good and i love her very much 🤗❤❤❤ #my art #art trade #pizza tower #pizza tower peppino #pizza tower oc #aND HEY JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY YEAAAH BOI!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉