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zefly · 2 months
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me and my friend were talking abt something and then this happened i dont even know man just take it lmao
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kadythethief · 1 year
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rilakeila · 3 months
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STRAYING OFF COURSE, lorenzo berkshire
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summary it's known that lorenzo's breakup with his first love was the cause of his downhill when it comes to his relationships
sm au pairing f1 driver! lorenzo berkshire x model/fem ! reader warnings cheating, strong language
author's note pls disregard any mistakes with the time ;-;
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ynln posted a few mins ago
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ynln 🇫🇷🥖 paris was fun, see you again ! loberskhired
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loberkshired hon hon hon🥖🥖
ynln stop trying to fight me with baguettes 😭😭
lorennzzzoo ahhh they're so freaking cute
dailyyn if they break up, idk what love is
theonott Pls bring back eiffel tower keychain
loberkshired you're here with us in the paris, though??
ynberkshired ughhhh oh to be in paris with my bf
enzoenzoenzo did you guys see the cheating rumors
lovemenotttt enzo is always in cheating rumors even when he clearly isn't malfoytrolls yeah but apparently ppl saw him with some girl a couple months back before the last race riddlemethis according to who? source is trust me bro
loberkshired posted 2 stories an hour ago. ynln posted an hour ago.
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f1wagsnews posted an hour ago.
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f1wagsnews 1/3/2023 - YN LN, fashion model, was seen walking home alone after what looked like an argument in the parking garage with long term boyfriend/F1 driver, Lorenzo Berkshire. She had apparently surprised him at his job with the help of his fellow team driver, but she had immediately walked out of the building almost in tears. The conversation was spoken softly but despite LN's typical sweet tone was replaced by a very stern one. The conversation included about Berkshire's stressed in his racing career and her career as a high-paid model while touching on the rumors of Berkshire's infidelity. It was unclear to the paparazzi whether YN believes if the rumors are true or if Berkshire had fessed up, but it was certain that the two were not okay.
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lorenberk WTF is this news in 2023? already? the year just started ?!!!!!
ynberkshired mother, father pls say you're okay and it's not true
enzoenzoenzo i think i accidentally brought this to life PLS NO 😭
riddlemethis 😭 LIKE I SAID, SOURCE IS TRUST ME BRO (but this is the most reliable source when it comes to wags)
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ynln posted a story an hour ago. loberkshired posted a story an hour ago
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deuxmoi posted three stories one minute ago.
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january 10, 2023
Lorenzo Berkshire, F1 Driver is rumored to have cheated on long-time girlfriend of 4 years, Y/N L/N. It was said that he cheated the night of the Japanese Grand Prix on October 9th. It was the same sunday that his fellow driver of McLaren would go on to win the Japanese Grand Prix, which has been the assumption that made Berkshire blow off the steam by cheating.
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An anonymous tip from a news outlet sent this picture in which is Berkshire and mystery model making out on October 9.
Sources from Deuxmoi saw that the infidelity was not a one off on one night, but it was a continuous thing up until the Austin Grand Prix Weekend (October 21 - October 2023). The other party has not been named yet, but it is said that she is a lower scale model compared to Y/N L/N.
Lorenzo Berkshire and Y/N L/N have said been together since 2018. They were schoolmates prior to dating, and they started during their second to last year at their academy. It was also rumored that the two were supposedly going to get engaged during the winter break, but now it has been filled with these rumors.
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f1wagsnews posted an hour ago.
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f1wagsnews — 1/20/23, Y/N L/N was found out and about with drivers, Theodore Nott, Mattheo Riddle, and Draco Malfoy (+ GF Lilianna Snow). Her boyfriend, Lorenzo Berkshire, was nowhere to be found. The two have not been spotted together since January 3rd where they were found outside of the McLaren building arguing.
Close insiders have said the two are no longer together which may have been due to Berkshire's cheating rumors.
All mentioned drivers are said to be in close contact with Berkshire. Though, each one including L/N has unfollowed him on Instagram.
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loveenzo wtf our parents are over for sure
fullofmalfoy omg noooooooo
insideryn ITS THE CHEATING AFTER FOUR YEARS
notnottyn i think yn and theo should have been together
prettyprettyn READ THE MF ROOM (honestly yeah they would be so cute)
riddlemethis this is why draco is the superior cousin
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oh they're fucking.... she's a homie hopper ????????? for context, i imagined that theo is just helping a friend out :p
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sinful-lanterns · 2 months
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Hai, I'm hoping you have a nice day! :3c also, oh golly gee, I'm picturing sweet, sweet Hamel shyly admitting that her dick is nothing special, if anything it's average on good day and you are nodding in understanding. She's lithe, other than her thighs that are pure muscle, smh, dancers are something else, and pretty slim so her having a cute, smallish cock is given.
She's half sitting and half lying on the bed, propped up on her elbows just to see you kneeling before her. Tracing these muscled thighs teasingly and with reverence but slowly, oh so slowly becoming mortified as the bulge grew bigger and bigger🍆💦.
You quickly reached towards her, pulling down her clothes to free her aching need and... hon hon hon! Baguette au fromage! An 🇫🇷Eiffel Tower🇫🇷 is standing proudly between her legs, her tip leaking a bit of precum💦💦💦😏.
And in this moment you understood that she's ethier selling herself, hehe, short👌 or doesn't understand that the thing swinging between her legs is quite literally the biggest dick you have ever seen.
Good luck swallowing all that soldier🙋🏻‍♀️.
I'm also voting that we, as a community, should decide that out of all sinners Hamel is the biggest.
EIFFEL TOWER— HAMEL HUGE 😨
What’s funny is that before seeing your guys’ thirsts, I always saw Hamel as being on the average side, but now I see the light of Hamel being HUMONGULONGULUS. Poor woman is so humble and shy, she thinks of herself as average (or even below average), but when she starts getting aroused by you, HOLY SHIT THE MONSTER THAT GROWS IN THAT TENT. 🥵
It’s so intimidating and quite literally maybe the biggest dick you’ve ever seen. How does she manage to tuck that thing in? You have no idea, but you have bigger things to worry about as you have to figure out how to fit her in your mouth or pussy…
The French references are killing me but I can’t resist. Her baguette although big, would be the most delicious thing you’ve ever put in your mouth. Do cream filled baguettes exist? If so, Hamel is eager to fill you with her “cream” as it’s already leaking out <3
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trans-girl-nausicaa · 8 months
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“Hello, I am Canada. I am America’s hat. I like to pretend that I am better than the United States of America even though we are 90% the same and just as evil. Inexplicably, we have white french nationalists who want to form a new country instead of simply moving to France, where they have good food and an Eiffel tower.”
« Bonjour, je suis Canada. Je suis le chapeau de l'Amérique. J'aime prétendre que je suis meilleur que les États-Unis d'Amérique, même si nous sommes à 90 % les mêmes et tout aussi mauvais. Inexplicablement, nous avons des nationalistes français blancs qui veulent former un nouveau pays au lieu de simplement déménager en France, où ils ont de la bonne nourriture et une tour Eiffel. Hon hon hon baguette.
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queennerd81793 · 30 days
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OH NO is there going to be a resurgence of the "Hon Hon Baguette Eiffel Tower" jokes again? Lol!
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askthedealmaker-idv · 11 months
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(( hon hon baguette eiffel tower ))
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the dealmaker raised a brow as he leaned back within his chair slightly. with how often the shop would traveled and reopened in far too many places to recall as well as how long it’s been around, he was nothing short of quick to adapt - it was a valuable trait to have, the risk of losing another customer over something so menial would be far from desirable after all. raising his hand, specter snapped and the words on the scroll quickly faded and were replaced - and a polite smile could be seen on his face.
oui, cher client?
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hxnniquinn · 8 months
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Ah mademoiselle....
You are so-a beautiful, not even the sunrise embracing le eiffel tower can compare! Your soul is-a warm as a freshly cooked baguette... hon hee hon hon...
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sdfghjkl; hon hee hon hon
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optimisticlucio · 3 months
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How much French do you know
hon hon baguette eiffel tower
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Hello! Do you by any chance remember where you got those transparent dice with the bats in them? Or the ones with the pumpkins? Or any of those halloween ones tbh 😅
The bats are Kraken Dice, the pumpkin ones and stacked skulls are Q Workshop, and the pink skulls are Black Oak Workshop :D
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edgebugart · 6 years
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Hello how long until your monster dating game is done and can I pay you like $20 for it?
Wow!! Thank you for the interest!!
I’m a one-person operation--I’m doing all the art and programming and writing all on my own, so it’s going to be a while, and it’s hard to give an accurate ETA on the finished game. That said--I know I can get it done! I’ve already got a lot of the required functionality working.
I’m working on a Patreon as we speak, this whole thing has gotten way more attention already than I ever expected!! This is my silly pet project and I’m so grateful and jazzed that people are excited for it! 8D
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regularragdoll · 2 years
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now that 15.ai is up and runnin i will now make silly things
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tcpdog · 3 years
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we’ve come full circle
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violints-a-blog · 5 years
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bonjour
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averruncusho · 5 years
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Je suis Christ
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