#horrance

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

You are the way you always were You like your cruel games But I am not so quick to break I count my gain in blood & pain

Horrance in Mean by Nicole Dollanganger Promo for the fanfic Still Grey

#Klaus Hargreeves #Ben Hargreeves #Horrance #Harcest #Tua #the umbrella academy #I tweaked the lyrics a bit to from sister and bride to brother and groom #it fit so well #I was planning to add some filter to it #but oh well #the darkness looks good

[spn-lesbian]

Klaus: *coughing violently*

Ben: don’t die

Klaus: don’t tell me what to do

#shut up i know it makes no sense #source: ??? #the umbrella academy #incorrect the umbrella academy #tua #incorrect tua #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #horrance

[moldybonessmell]

The Umbrella Academy

My honest reaction seeing this one scene in tua s3 where Ben and Klaus wake up together after Luther's wedding and they're almost naked and aftewards Five makes a comment how everyone was boning last night and Luther asked if Ben fucked too

(I couldn't believe creators made the implication they fucked THAT blatant)

Honestly horrance definitely seemed just a headcanon before but season 3 made me actually question if it's possible they will be canon in s4 (knowing how apparently no one there questions incest lol tho Sparrow Ben and Klaus haven't grow up together and aren't siblings anyway)

#horrance #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 #tua s4 #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #sparrow ben #ben x klaus

[zenon-karr]

Ben’s costume came today from the Umbrella Academy!!! It’s from the scene where Ben possesses Klaus and use his powers in the White Violin. Interesting note: the Chekhov book naturally opens to the ‘Uncle Vania’ story. (Obviously secondary note this book is from s1 when Viktor was Vanya and I respect pronouns so he is Viktor) so I bet this is the chapter Ben is reading in s1! ☺️✨💚 I just thought it’s an interesting tidbit!

For cosplayers: the Jacket is AllSaints, the hoodie is Old Navy, the pants/trousers are H&M and the boots are Red Wing Shoes

#the umbrella academy #tua #Ben hargreeves #horrance

[hey-there-benerino]

Robert saying that Klaus is somehow happy the other siblings can't see Ben because he likes to have some kind of dominion over their dynamic and relationship (hinting that he is jealous of it) is making me feel. things.

He also very honestly underlines that the power he holds on Ben is unbalanced and unfair, which I'm grateful for because this makes the toxicity in their relationship stand out as something not malicious, but still accountable. You can love someone so deeply you end up abusing the ascendant you have over them for the sole purpose of keeping them locked, close to you, which is obviously not good - but it's real. It happens. I myself have been on the other end of the line.

In view of this, the scenes where Klaus straight up tells the others that Ben is not there while he actually is feel kind of different, don't they? They never sat right with me because I wasn't happy with the idea of Klaus wanting to "alienate" Ben just to upset him, but Robert's analysis kind of changed everything.

He is of course doing it out of selfishness, but Klaus probably wants to be the only one Ben can interact with because Ben is the only special thing he has at this point, and he doesn't want to share him.

A toxic relationship is never to be excused, but it can be dug into, and I'm glad they are doing exactly this with Klaus and Ben. There is so much to unpack.

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #horrance #can be seen as platonic #not really a ship thing #its interesting #klaus really is broke as fuck duh #robert sheehan #justin h min

[umbrellalavender]

Oops. People are calling me disgusting for like Sparrow Ben/Klaus on Twitter.

#horrance #the umbrella academy #tua #sparrow ben #klaus hargreeves

[momentsofamber]

has this been done before, or ... ?

#the umbrella academy #tua memes #horrance #klaus x ben #proship safe #comship safe #adopt sibcest #ambers.png

[run-of-the-milf]

They give us all this and expect us to believe it's platonic? Diego & Lila and Sloane & Luther - the canon couples- are all cuddling on the rooftop, so when Ben & Klaus start cuddling too, why wouldn't we assume it's more than friendly?

#umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #tua s3 #umbrella academy s3 #ben hargreeves #robert sheehan #horrance #justin h min #horrance is implied canon #i need them to confirm #for my own sanity #me #my gif #klaus x ben

[killingdoll]

Me @ Corintheus and Horrance

#the sandman #corintheus #the corinthian #dream of the endless #the sandman netflix #morpheus #the umbrella academy #horrance #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #legends of tomorrow #meme humor #shipping meme #john constantine

[ghostofthejungle]

Headcanon™ that lives in my head rent free:

Klaus trying to cook Korean dishes for Ben2 (remembering well what Ben6 used to eat and love) and Ben2 trying his best to hide the fact that he is actually adoring everything Klaus is cooking for him.

+ the Sparrow Bros deciding how to kill Klaus after seeing the mess he left in the kitchen

#tua #umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #ben hargreeves #ben x klaus #horrance #klaus x ben #benklaus #sparrow ben #sparrow academy #the sparrow academy #food is my love language

[brascu]

Ok, I've always treated Horrance as a headcanon, but, DAMN, hear me out.

And I'm not even talking about Sparrow Ben, ok? I'm 100% talking about Umbrella Ben and his dear brother Klaus.

Ya'll must be tired of me talking about how Benny boy got visibly upset when Klaus was talking about Dave, even getting to the point of leaving to let him gossip about the guy with Diego in peace.

Or you'll say there's nothing to it when I bring up that time Ben told Klaus that "Luther" would do anything for him, when in reality Ben was talking about himself. (Luther didn't even notice Klaus died) And how that whole thing was a way for Ben to try and keep Klaus sober for longer.

I mean, we all agree they talk to each other as a mixture of brothers AND an old couple that is so fucking tired of their bulshit, but wouldn't change a thing.

And there's that whole thing about Klaus lying about Ben's presence simply because he didn't want to share him.

But as I was watching the second season this time, I picked at some things.

The other day I read someone calling Ben's crush on Jill pointless and, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I disagree. Ben wanting to stay at their cult to hang around her is him mirroring Klaus wanting to leave to be around Dave. Think how nonsense those two are: Klaus is the one who fits being a cult leader and Ben is the one who'd say he's taking advantage of people. But Klaus hates it in there and Ben is the whole reason the cult was able to be built.

Klaus AND Ben knows that it would be better for Jill and Dave if they don't follow what they're currently doing. But Ben doesn't want Jill to leave, selfishly. And Klaus doesn't want Dave to leave, selfishlessly. Which is ridiculous, if you think about how Klaus is mostly the selfish one and Ben is the opposite.

Jill is a lot like Klaus. She's a dissappointment to her family, she uses drugs, she is very open about sex...

Dave, on the other hand, is a lot like Ben. He's serious, he's well mannered, he's thoughtful. He follows his family's ideals in a way that leads him to death... And he likes books, like the nerd he is.

OH, you say, but Jill likes reading too. Ben likes watching her read.

And that's true, yes, but we also know, from season 1, that Klaus and Ben read together. Even when we first see them in 1963, Ben calls Klaus over for him to look at a magazine. It's funny, because Klaus is paying more attention to the guy on the cover, but if you think about this reaction, you get that Ben pointing out what Klaus should grab for them to read is something they're used to. Just like he asks Ben what they should eat.

Ben took notice of Jill because Klaus was too busy with new paople and he was left to the side. Klaus fell for Dave because Ben was not there to occupy his own place.

The cult is their baby and thats one of the reasons Ben is so angry when Klaus goes after baby Dave. The other reason is jealousy, which is the same reason he keeps on interrupting Klaus.

BUT OK, If you've been following my posts for a while, you must've seen me saying these at some point.

The thing I DIDN'T notice was how much they go about dicks and sex? like, FOR WHAT REASON, MAN?

First of all, when Ben steals Klaus' body in that dinner with Reginald, Klaus says with all his words that he was violated.

Then, when he decides to lend Ben the body, he shares his ground rules. "No touchy-touchy down there." he says as Ben rolls his eyes. "I mean, I guess I wouldn't mind." He corrects. "Just don't look, because I'm shy."

The first thing Ben does when he gets inside the body is to look inside Klaus' pants.

Later, when they're talking about the experience (and I must say the way Ben asks how Klaus felt sounds almost like pillowtalk) , Klaus says if felt like sex in a way that is pretty dismissive, I agree, but he says that whatching Ben's every move as he listens. And when Ben tells him how he felt, which was not so weirdly sexual, but still a lot about touching things, Klaus listens leaning against him and without taking his eyes from him.

That dialog, for me, looks like Klaus is flirting, yes, and he's not so sure if its jokingly or not, so he's just owning. Ben, who knows shit about flirsting, is just genuinely into the conversation.

And we can see they're comfortable with sharing things with each other, which is so sweet.

BRAS, YOU'RE STILL REPEATING OTHER POSTS

I know, sorry.

On that flashback where we see Klaus calling Ben back, the FIRST THING he offers Ben is for him to watch as Klaus sticks his dick inside their dad's car for him to piss there. Which is in no way sexual, but is still a childish reason for Klaus to show his dick to Ben.

Just like telling him not to made Ben look at his penis as soon as he got the body.

Soon after the flashback, when they're discussing what to do and Viktor goes to call Sissy, Alisson calls out how Diego and Luther seem to be in a dick measuring contest. To which Klaus starts adding that, for real, he and Ben--

Which I'm assuming is that they did that more than once.

That homoerotic tension of wanting to place your dick besides your bro's just to see how they look together. I mean, who's got the bigger one.

Second season is so fucking Horrancey it makes me embarrassed.

The whole parallel of Ben punching Klaus/Dave punching Klaus and again Ben punching Klaus, but this time sparrow Ben...

Even the whole thing that Dave punches Klaus because Klaus is acting like he knows him and he freaks out in front of his family is exactly the same thing that happens to Sparrow Ben.

And maybe one of the main reasons Klaus is the first one to let go of simping over Sparrow Ben was because of what happened to Dave last season. He knows this Ben could turn into his favorite person, given the time, but he's just probably fuck things up, so why bother?

This Ben still doesn't know he loves Klaus.

Anyway.

Klaus and Ben are that weird teenager friendship that was almost but not exactly a romantic relationship but somehow ended in bad terms when one of them got a real bf.

that's what's happening that season.

#tua #horrance #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #klaus and ben #i didn't put much new things #I guess I just rewatched that shit too many times #but they do enjoy showing each other their penises #which is pretty gay if you ask me

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

Klaus, friendly bickering with Allison: Nice shirt, does it come in men's sizes?

Allison: Oh, we all know you come in men enough for all of us.

Ben: -choking on his coffee-

#Ben Hargreeves #Klaus Hargreeves #Allison Hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua #horrance #harcest

[spn-lesbian]

Five: Alright everyone pretend you're gardening! Ben, grab that little hoe!

Ben: *grabs Klaus*

#source: modern family #the umbrella academy #tua #incorrect the umbrella academy #incorrect tua #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #horrance

[rybonucleic-ket]

whenever I'm really bored I go find posts of harcest haters

it's really fuckin funny

not only were the Hargreeves not related, they weren't even raised as a family

they were raised as some fucked up superhuman sharpshooter squad

not to mention canonical shit with Allison n Luther

babe!!! go outside!!!! why are you so invested in my opinion of fictional adult superhumans who aren't even related!!!! touch some grass!!! get some help!!!

#horrance #klive #tua #umbrella academy #harcest #the umbrella academy #hargreeves

[dawwn-art]

#my art #fanart #digital art #the umbrella academy #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #klaus x ben #ben x klaus #horrance #tua fanart #tua

[hey-there-benerino]

It's okay I'm not crying at the way Klaus literally curls up against Ben and closes his eyes. Like. He is so soft so happy so at peace. The world is ending and they don't care.

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #justin h min #robert sheehan #horrance #i will go down with this ship #this is the sweetest thing #like klaus is literally so relaxed #he looks so happy #and ben cuddling him back #this is too much #im sorry i just cant #this frame lives in my head rent free