#horrible puns

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Facts about nut allergies?

Modern slang use of the word "nut" could make for some really messed up EpiPen jokes but I'm just gonna avoid anything about proteins coming out of someone peanuts and legume all wonder.

#nut allergies #horrible puns #unreality

[thatsbelievable]

#Tomb it May Concern #horrible puns #so sorry #but it was stuck in my head #and now all must suffer

[ahamkaracature]

Being mean to my friend because they drank my last soda. Call that doing it out of Sprite

#196 #rule #shitpost #horrible puns

[fallentodarkness]

Chilchuck has no chill.

Because he chucked it.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #horrible puns #this was probably funnier in my head

[fretbored34]

A lambslide sounds wooly baaaad

#dank memes #fresh memes #funny memes #memes #lol #punny puns #horrible puns #punsfordays #lambcore #my sheep

[ross-hollander]

#maccadam #idw optimus prime #orion pax #horrible puns #but most importantly

[obamerht]

New page out! sometimes I’ll upload one pagers like this or more than one, how you are enjoying this au so far!

#sans au #sans and papyrus #undertale comic #undertale au #undertale art #undertale #undertale souls #papyrus #snowdin #sans comic #hearttale #sans #horrible puns #sans gets fucking thrown across the whole house #sans gets carried like a purse dog by paps #poor papyrus has to deal with this

[thedepressionoftrees]

My coworker said they identified as a pair of hedge cutters. When I asked for their pronouns they said tree/trim

#horrible puns #queer humor #puns #idk what else to tag #idk what to put in the tags #jokes #wasn't sure how to do the pronouns in the joke without giving away the punchline #so i just defaulted to they/them

[rockcat2112]

In the future, gas giants can be settled, as such there have been new techniques of movement developed.

For example there is one said to be effective, but strains your bottom.

It's called:

A Pro Leaps of Uranus.

#why am i like this #puns #horrible puns #this is horrendous #I should not be allowed to make puns #or maybe I should #i dunno

[unevenestkitten]

Follow my tiktok

#edatheowllady #theowlhouse #eda clawthorne #eda the owl mom #luz the human #luz noceda #horrible puns #save the owl house #the owl house #eda the owl lady #dana terrace

[liccy]

Covid gives me the oddest art ideas…. I laughed nonstop at the pun "Fairy Ca-FAE"… Then drew this… I have no control of my life right now.

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu hyrule #drawing #lineart #my art #lu fanart #hyrule linked universe #horrible puns #fever draws

[tealeafconnoisseur]

Horrible puns part 1 of ???

Topic of the dairy....Udders

Have you seen cow tiddies? Just the udder size of them.

Also the way cows produce milk is udderly fascinating.

And when you milk a cow in Australia you're going down udder.

Thanks for coming to my teat talk.

#cowpuns #horrible puns #shitpost #titpost #meme #cows #huge udders #big tiddy committee #big udders #big teats #udderly hilarious #i am sorry #actually not sorry #bad puns #terrible puns

[cilil]

I'm not a femdom, I'm a fandom

#random messages i sent people on discord #shitpost #sillyposting #horrible puns #crack

[fretbored34]

"Ooh a mallard. Ouch, my head!!"

#dank memes #fresh memes #funny memes #memes #lol #funny but true #so true #me irl lol #funny but not funny haha #oh no lol #punny puns #punsfordays #horrible puns #puns #duck #duckposting #mallard duck #i love ducks #duck season #ducks #heads up #head #head injury tw #head injuries #bad design #architecture #bad architecture

[ross-hollander]

oh yeah I know all the important primes

Nominus

Sentinel

Zeta

Optimus

Minos

Sisyphus

#maccadam #ultrakill #horrible puns #transformers #transformers idw #king minos #king sisyphus

[savathuns-wife]

Everyone shut the fuck up and listen to this joke my Dad told me

So a man is wandering through the jungle when he comes up on a lizard that’s standing on two legs. The man looks to the native and says “hey that lizard’s pretty funny.” To which the native replies “oh that’s our stand up chameleon.”

#I will post this on all my social media #my dad is hilarious #please clap #horrible puns #dad jokes