#horse manure

[dogs-over-people]

Has anyone else been running around giving people horse poop, or is that just me 👀

#Fire Emblem #Fire Emblem Engage #FE: Engage #Somniel #Horse Manure

[palpatinescat]

I'm really enjoying Fire Emblem Engage and all but can we talk about the gifts. Especially the horse manure. Even the own item states "you could technically give it to someone, but why would you?" What character whats horse shit???????

That aside. Good game so far. 8 horse poops out of 10.

#fire emblem #fire emblem engage #horse manure #why? #videogame #fe17 #fe engage #why is this an option?

[funbearer]

#strawberries #horse manure #whipped cream #funny #joke

[monty-glasses-roxy]

God damn that new version of Meteors would be a logistical nightmare. Everyone and everything with programmed sentience is suddenly real. Do you guy know how much one horse eats? How much one horse shits? How much land one horse needs?

Never mind that there's 393 Mini Music Men, several birds and enough human sized former animatronic animals to fill a primary school, the fuck are you gonna feed the dinosaurs and horsies???

#fazbear going bankrupt over night having to feed all these guys #foxy's back is put out within the week as he took it upon himself to be the local shit shoveller #i hadn't considered any of this gotta be honest #where do you put all that shit good god #NDJDNDKKD KEEPING THE PLEX AFLOAT ON SELLING HORSE MANURE ALONE #how big do we think the car park for the Plex is? cause if we go by american rules... #well we might reach minimum requirements for horsies #dnjdjd all their food funded by the horse shit... lmao djdjjd #all meteors au

[gargelyfloof118]

I made some good progress on putting the garden to bed for the season. Took out 3 tomato cages that I used for trellises. Cleaned out the peas, green beans, pinto beans, hot peppers, basil, broccoli, and harvested all of the cucumbers.

Ended up with a very large basket of basil, plenty of cucumbers for seeds, and a large bowl of each the pinto beans and hot peppers (a mix of jalapeno and datil peppers). I'm hoping to have every garden bed cleaned up for winter by the end of the week.

By the way... does anyone know if I can do anything with marigolds?

I know I can feed them to the chickens, but that's about it..

#homestead #farm #gardening #end of season #theres a few things left to harvest #and then we will cover it in horse manure #marigold

[wickedlittlecritta]

i've become the kind of tea guy who sniffs a cup of pu'erh, goes "this smells like manure", drinks it, and then goes "fucking good tea" with 100% sincerity

#it's like horse manure to be clear just very grassy/earthy/fermented #let's have a tea party

[engineer-gunzelpunk]

Heavy Harry's Day Out feat. the First Thin Comissioner, Sir Harold Winthrop Clapp; VR CME Andrew Campbell Ahlston; 7th of Feburary 1941 (No Audio)

#victorian railways #real locomotives #VR H-class Pocono H220 “Heavy Harry” #rare as rocking horse manure #rare as hen's teeth #there us hardly any footage of him because he ran at night

[rebasee]

This is a travesty. Come on people vote for horse shit. If it doesn't smell like shit, I don't want it.

#ssoblr #sso #star stable #star stable meme #this candle better smell like the freshest horse manure

[girafferoyalty]

Some random Engage doodles. I started it over a week ago but I have yet to finish it (though I suppose I am quite close), partly because I don’t want to use the ”Engage” part of it and when playing Classic mode it takes some time to get through the maps without sacrificing like, all of your units. Luckily this game has so fricking many characters you have some wiggle room when it comes to that.

#fire emblem engage #the plot of this game is very dumb like in every cutscene I just have to roll my eyes #then I humbly remember that awakening wasn’t much better #but this has so many characters and for some reason only antagonists get any storylines man #also I want to find out why we have horse manure as a gift item which one of these weirdos likes it

[dorotheo-rah]

Nobody saw coming what was happening at ApeFest

#apefest #please get checked if you had been at apefest #eye-damage #sunburn #nft bros are dumb as horse manure but dear lord #really feeling bad for em #uv-lightning

[centeris2]

it better smell like leather so we can make horse leather jokes

also I am not curious enough to click the link and find out what horrible options the scents might be. Meat? Leather? Manure? Carrot and Oats (which are not horses but I guess horse adjacent)

Let the jokes and ragging begin. I did not click the link and I don’t care to find out more, so I’m hoping it was a passion project/fun thing that they did for a video.

#sso #don't mind me I'm talking #okay I won't like my mother and I do talk about how we like the smell of horse manure because it just smells like oats #but that doesn't mean I want a manure candle #if this is a weird merch thing I am very confused but I'm guessing it's just for a video #but if it IS a merch thing I hope it is a wide range of real to abstract smells #time to make up ridiculous abstract candle scents

[radley-writes]

tbh you're so right about the dead animal smell. there's just... something to it. hard to put my finger on it. but you're right.

COUNTRY KIDS UNDERSTAND ME

now excuse me I gotta go sniff the dead muntjac in the hedge outside my house

#I don't even find the wet-dead-rot smell unappealing tbh #I say it's gross because other people do but it really doesn't bother me #...same with sewage smells tbh they just don't bother me #but there's a certain death smell which is genuinely PLEASANT in a way I can't describe #also so long as we're talking about poop - HORSE MANURE #it smells warm and home-y a lot of the time! #tw animal death #tw death mention

[dorianwolfforest]

is there

is there garnok horse manure?

do they have different magical properties?

sabine please you can’t leave me like this tell me how garnok horses shit

#i understand they mean horseshit as in like. lies #but you can't say aideen horse manure as if that's just a thing

[wispstalk]

19, 24

19. What are some things that inspired your stories? Real events? Maybe a dream? -

hmm. ecology and landscapes are a big one for me right now. my oblivion longfic was me thinking about war, and my skyrim writings so far are mostly me thinking about work.

24. Do you have/want a career in your medium? If not, what do you do/want to do instead? -

nah. previous attempts to monetize my hobbies have taught me where my limits are. temporary side gigs are feasible though it would be nice to publish something someday. i'm not especially career-minded. i have no idea what I'll be doing in ten years and I'm all right with that.

#asks #ty<3 #okay i have to go pick up three truckloads of horse manure so this is the last one for today thanks y'all

[ginjones]

Last Line

Rules: In a new post, show the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

Tagged by @notallsandmen thank you lovely :)

From a WIP called 'The Alchemy of Sleep'

He grasps tightly and lets his partner pull him upwards, the pleasant creak of wood a cherished trinket in a keepsake box of senses along with the smell of horse manure and the tartness of blackberries picked fresh from the stem.

This is a long boi of a sentence so I'll just open this up to anyone who wants to play along :)

#tag game #tagging game #the sandman fic #the sandman fanfic #Hob likes the smell of horse manure for nostalia reasons not because he is a horse

[roseunspindle]

Sansa and Arya in the nights watch

Sansa and Arya are both rescued by Yoren, and so he has “Sandor (easiest name for Sansa to remember and respond to) and Arry Waters” to take to the Night’s Watch, along with the other boys. Arya and Gendry are still friends, and Gendry still finds out about Arya’s gender, and name (he’s not sure if Arya and or Sansa is worse about finding out about.)

Sansa is distressed to find that due to her tendency to play out songs and tales in her head, she’s quite a good actress and Gendry was less convinced she was lying about being a boy than he was about Arya. 

The just miss getting captured, so they all make it to The Wall. 

Sansa is even more dismayed, and Arya is equal parts annoyed and amused, to find that Sansa’s natural grace in dancing easily translates to sword play. Arya or “Arry” is of course put with the smaller boys, doing chores and running errands about. 

Maester Amon alone isn’t fooled a bit and quickly has “Arry Underfoot” mostly tending to his chores to keep at least one of the girls safe. 

Sansa is pretty much on her own save Gendry and Hotpie who have become her friends (though Hotpie doesn’t know she or Arry are girls)

Sansa wants to whine about her shorn hair, the calluses her hands develop, the muscle she’s putting on, her complete abandonment of manners with eating, and that she is very aware (unfortunately) of what naked boys look like. Because is she was whining, even on the inside, then that would mean those were the worst things. But her father is dead and nothing can be worse than that. 

#Game of Thrones #Sansa #Arya #Gendry #Yoren doesn't know what to do #winterfell has been taken #so he can't take the girls there #he can't reveal them even here at the wall #and really if you forget her gender young sandor doesn't make a halfbad ranger #When Jon finally returns he's equally horrified #and at first can barely make sense of any of it #Arya he thinks wouldn't be to hard #it's actually cute #but his mind keeps trying to refuse the sight of Lady Sansa Stark winning most of her sword matches #and eating like a proper brother of the watch #or hefting heavy sacks #of potatoes #or grain #or hauling bits of armor #or shoveling horse manure