#hot twilight take

[appaeve]

homesick

#big ordon village enjoyer #uh uh maybe hot take I actually really love the slow opening in tp #getting to run around ordon village and meet everyone made it 10 billion times worse when The Horrors struck #twilight princess link #link #midna #twilight princess #legend of zelda #loz #Snowpeak Ruins #comic

[hannaxjo]

twilight would be so much better without stephenie meyer

#twilight #twilight saga #stephenie meyer #hot take #shitposting

[shyhandart]

Hey there! Do you perhaps have more Tempest and AJ stuff? Maybe some headcannons? You've planted worms into my brain

But wait, theres more!!

#basically the story goes #after the visit to the kirin village #aj kept in touch with autumn through letters and their romance slowly began to develop #after a while autumn came to ponyville because she never really ended up reacclimating to her village #and she wanted to learn more about ponies #applejack invited her to stay at the farm and things progressed from there #for aj and tempest #after the events of the movie twilight still wanted to keep an eye on tempest #and tempest still had a lot of anger for the way she had been treated by the world #so twi was like “hey aj do you want to help her work through her lingering rage through exercise and manual labor” #and aj was like “YES MA'AM I'LL TAKE THE HOT CHICK” #and proceeded to flirt with her for the entire time she was required to be on the farm #and then once her time was up tempest was like “you know... i could stay-” #and there ya go #tempest and autumn werent dating at first but that changed after a few months #art #digital art #mlp #fanart #mlp g4 #mlp fanart #my little pony #mlp tempest shadow #tempest shadow #mlp tempest #tempestjack #autumnjack #tempestblaze #? #if tempestjack is a rare ship that one us even rarer

[kit-teung]

people demanding that august burns in hell like some kind of irredeemable villain is so weird because like. it's aof's show. alan mlc and wai bbs say hello. there's a very high chance that august and day are going to be besties again by the end of the series

#last twilight #my hot take is that he's a difficult person but not an inherently bad one #and that he does care about day even though he went about it all wrong #that said. i would like to see gee beat the shit out of him <3 #side note i was like did hctm have a character like that #and then i remembered the entire thing with the grandpa 💀

[someguywithglasses]

Right here guys, these were the moments we knew Yor developed true feelings for Loid. Why? Well….

YOR WAS LITERALLY READY TO KILL NIGHTFALL IF SHE FELT LIKE LOID WAS BEING STOLEN FROM HER.

YOR BASICALLY TOLD US SHE THOROUGHLY ENJOYS PLAYING HOUSE AND BEING THE WIFE OF LOID AND DOESN’T WANT IT TO END EVER. SHE GENUINELY GOT JEALOUS OF NIGHTFALL.

YOR IS BEGGING LOID, HER HUSBAND TO PRAISE HER AFTER SHE BEAT HER “RIVAL” AT TENNIS AND ANGRILY WALKS AWAY AFTER SHE DIDN’T GET THE PRIASE SHE WANTED LIKE A TRUE WIFE.

But if there is one thing about Yor that we love…

IT’S THAT HOMEGIRL WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STAY IN THIS MARRIAGE.

IN CONCLUSION? YOR FORGER IS HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH HER HUSBAND LOID FORGER YOUR HONOR!!!!!!

#spy x family #spy x family manga #spyxfamily #yor forger #loid forger #twiyor #sxf manga #sxf yor #sxf loid #sxf twilight #spy x family manga spoilers #hot take #manga

[chawarin-panich]

i'm sorry p'aof has said WHAT about earth???? the fuck is that? i thought the talk about jimmy being too clean was about him being a dermatologist and having well taken care of skin/babyface because of that? that's absolutely disgusting what

I had to summon the powers of discord because dear god it is so hard to find things nowadays but here: https://www.tiktok.com/@an_emstan/video/7206713833757494534?_r=1&_t=8iadCWiW1WT

(this is one of two times - in addition to which there is also a video of Earth saying that he has asked P'Aof to be given roles where his character is richer like its all in good fun and he loves P'Aof but god like its hard to watch regardless)

this is obviously an extremely nuanced issue and im not saying we should cancel p'aof because at the end of the day he was still the only person who didn't discount earth's talents just because of the color of his skin.

In fact Aof saved Earth's career (not only should we NOT cancel him he's miles better than literally anyone else in the industry) but he has still typecast him - in a weirdly flattering way. Earth must always be this silently suffering ruggedly handsome hero (and yes ruggedly is code here for lower class/dark skinned). An archetype that Aof obviously and unironically LOVES.

Of course, Aof also never directly talks about skin color but also like iykyk - clean skin in Asia is an extremely extremely loaded concept especially in south and south east asia where there is a very wide range of skin colors in the local population to begin with.

Where Aof gives himself away is his explicit discussion of class. Because guess what else is intricately tied to colorism in Asia - that's right classism! The same man saying that Earth is perfect for working class roles and its so hard to style Jimmy for working class roles - there can only be one meaning here.

Sorry to ruin the fun you were having with Aof's obsession with Jimmy's light skin (because you didn't know thats what it was) but i was turning into a little husk watching everyone celebrate this. Like when the video first dropped I kept my silence hoping it would just die down but no I waited and waited and it's still so popular so there was only the option of killing it with fire

#aof noppharnach #last twilight #tale of a thousand stars #nani answers #nani's hot takes #i use the previous tag for posts that im not willing to brooke arguments over esp if i know that the take is controversial #this take is controversial due to how widely beloved aof is but his colorism is undeniable at this point lol

[triptych-of-voids]

i dont know what to do w these sketches. here.

#doodles #loz #tears of the kingdom #twilight princess #ganondorf #zant #if you want context for the first one #we were talking about ganondorf being really pissed for no reason #n zant being like ok why dont you go take a hot bath and maybe youll calm down and ganon getting mad at him #except that would actually calm him down i think it would fix him xD

[thevampirearchive]

There’s something I've been meaning to say but I haven't had the words till now. There is something that deeply upsets me about witnessing stories where villains, who are literal killers, fall in love and somehow become good or act outside of what is expected from them. I love love, love is beautfiul, it is powerful and it can truly change a lot. But to sit, and write a killer suddenly go "actually, this one can stay because I am in love for the first time" is such a weird concept to me. Is this happening because as a sociaty we're trying to convince ourselves that deeply disturbed people can be cured by the power of love? That if they just find the right person, they would stop the masacer? or at least no longer feel the need to kill how they were or at least let their person live? And I am not mad at the love, I do belive anyone can fall deeply in love, but my issue is with how it ends. I want to witness the unthinkable — I want to see is exactly what we expect but hoped won't happen, happening. A gut wrenching truth that stays true to who we have been witnessing, despite the "I can change them" dance. And perhaps people hate this idea because they want to belive that anyone can change if only they meet the right one, or that we can change the monsters in our lives with affection, but trust most likly is that they cannot be changed. And I can understand that to some this is then seen as an illusion. "oh then this was never true love", why can the two not exist? Do we not hurt those we love? Maybe not kill them, but someone elses hurt could feel like a small death to me, and vice versa.

Examples, so that you are not confused as to what I am reffering too;

Killing Eve; I stopped watching when Villanelle was shown shooting Eve. It felt true to her character, even if it hurt. She is a killer, we knew that and so did Eve. Regardless of her love, that was what was always going to happen so why were we given additional seaons of this fanatsy of a declawed Villanelle?

Hannibal; It should have ended with the death of Will, and possibly Hannibal consuming him. Didn't Hannibal say that the consumption of Will would somehow join them in a deeper way?Something so disturbing that only could make sense to a serial killing-cannibal. And I would have watched with wide eyes, and gone to sleep staring at the ceiling.

Interveiw With The Vampire; Louis' death in the hand of a Lestat would have made sense, and despite his dramatics, Lestat would have not committed suicide but instead burried himself in deep regret untill he was too numb to his own feelings that he could return to the world of the living. He would have never forgotten Louis, nor what he did, but he would have moved on beause Lestat is not a good person. He's deeply disturbed and Louis knew this. I don't even aknoclege that beatdown episode because Lestat may be a killer, but he's a drama queen first and formost. Louis' death would have been poetic, beautiful and grusom like a greek tragedy without an audiance.

Bonus - Twilight; I could not end without adding my own favorite, and despite this path never being teased to the audiance the same way the other's were, I would have loved the book simply ending because Edward did as he said he would - drained Bella like a Caprisun on a hot summer day. Because what is love agaisnt animalistic urgase (I understand why it is much hotter that he is simply so retsrained and devoted that he resists her, but I'd pay good money for an AU)

At the end of it all, I think want I want is for sociaty to get over the idea that a good woman, love or any form of kindness can change who some people are. Love can do many things - look at crimes of passion! And to some extend I belive that these villain's love were true, possibly not the way we imagine them - which is less so "I love you too" and more so, "wow, finally someone I can manipulate and obsess over. Someone who I can mold, someone who is alone in the world like me" only to realize that is not true.

So why do we make love into what it isnt? Even when the scene is set for us to be shown the truth, writers and the audiance always make the plot lean towards whatever fits so that we can have that "happy ending".

Honorable mentions;

God should have killed Lucifer, I know the bible and christianity is not technically fiction for all, but the idea that he is forgivin but lets the biggest meanness HE CREATED terrorize everybody is evil. Take him out or let somebody else do it homie.

#thoughts #twilight #hannibal #killing eve #interview with the vampire #vc #horror #thriller #Not to mention I don't belive a lot of these characters love their love interest instead its as I said obsession / Lonliness / Control / Co #consumption* gluttony #envy and the love interest love being the center of their univers or at least a patr of their world #not for a second would bella have been intrigued if edward just left her alone lmao yes he's hot to her but thats it #second she finds out hes a vampire her eyes get big and she's ready to die just to join! Its all giving cult! #Hannibal was ready to take will as a apprentece at the end with the way Will was going full force #Louis finally was the deep dakr monster that hid underneith it all - rage he couldnt unleash but now as he is a vampire its a free for all #but see how will hates it? how louis recognizes that he is not truly evil just has urges to act in evil ways? #bella is unhinge so like I cannot defend my first born lesbian daughter that was her thru and thru lmao she was tehre for strap (edward) an #anti anging (vampireism) if id written it she woul dhave said fuck them kids and simply terminated lmao had carlile change her and live her #best life with alice purr #jasper being a racist is also on par lmao ppl always mention it and im like yeah bestie they are ancient vampires id be suspsicious if one- #wanst a KKK member and they were all white lmao #its not funny haha but imma still laugh

[hot-take-tournament]

did we do this one already or am i just going insane

HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT

TOURNAMENT OVERTIME #195

Submission 591

Twilight Princess is the worst Zelda game

It's boring. It's overly edgy. The plot falls apart in the second half. I could pour molasses at a faster rate than plot info is dispensed. The art style is ugly and shooting for hyperrealism does NOT suit Zelda. The lore is inconsistent with the rest of the series. The map is huge but also empty, making it a slog to travel through. It was too afraid to do its own thing so it just rode Ocarina of Time's coattails.

Propaganda is encouraged!

Also, remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure!

#hot take tournament #tournament poll #tumblr poll #tumblr tournament #tumblr bracket #hot take #unpopular opinion #legend of zelda #zelda #twilight princess #legend of zelda twilight princess

[just-some-brainrot]

wild: brb i’m gonna mix a cup of coffee with seventeen energizing elixirs in a fishbowl and then chug it while a travelling bard sings about the story of my heroic death a century ago so i can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul

twilight: what the—

time: can i join

twilight: WHAT THE—

#decent take: time in the braincell in the family #my new and improved hot take: time is actually an idiot (i mean full blown Unbelieabke Dumbassery kinda way) #and twilight actually holds the sole braincelll of the group #which he only uses selectively #more often than not it’s to keep time and wild from going unhinged or being dumb #source: the many desperate Help Me looks time gave twilight in the malon chaos #chaps* #you cant read that and tell me that time is the calm and composed and reasonable one #it’s just trauma okay he’s really an idiot too #linked universe #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu #lu time #lu wild #lu twilight

[paperjamzz]

y’know what? I’m bored, Tell me your hot takes about any of these fandoms I tagged

Feel free to send them as anonymous asks, I’m gonna make a tag for this post so its all easy to find

(You can do it for any fandom you want, these are just the ones I know enough about to say whether or not I agree)

#empires smp #hermitcraft #good omens #mcsm #the last of us #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #minecraft #mha #stardew valley #twilight #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #spiderman #avm #animation vs minecraft #animation vs animator #artitst on tumblr #writers on tumblr #fanfic #PJ does hot takes #dream smp

[chiefyakousdilftits]

Another Hot Take Meme to ruffle some feathers. 🤠✨🥂

( I don’t hate Vivia. I just think his personality is very one note and he’s overrated as fuck. Name one personality trait that isn’t depressed or goth. Bonus, if it’s not related to Yakou in Chapter Four, because I know the ViviaKou stans are gonna be real mad. 💅🏻✨🥂 )

#master detective archives: rain code #rain code #raincode #master detective archives #vivia twilight #lop rambles !! #lop’s hot takes !! #this is a lighthearted post

[panncakes]

i've reconciled my feelings about last twilight by realizing that although i'm convinced most of my favourite bls would benefit from getting more episodes than the usual 12, p'aof specifically works better when he has to work really hard to fit the one story he wants to tell in fewer episodes so that he doesn't try to shoe-horn a completely unrelated story in there to fill up run time instead

#last twilight #its the random bad buddy shooting plotline #he just gets these ideas that would work well as a completely seperate story but then needs to fit them into the story hes currently tellin #without regard for the sanctity of that story #1000 stars has hints of it but is saved somewhat by just having 10 episodes #and it explains why moonlight chicken is my favourite of his works #not enough room to go on weird side tangents #the story of exes to lovers after individual growth is great and would make a wonderful bl #it just doesnt work as a quick fix finale for last twilight without adressing any issues or granting the characters #the depth and exploration that they were granted for 10 whole episodes #p'aof needs to be constrained to 10 episodes or less is my hot take

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Every teenage girl has:

a) a society telling her constantly that the only thing she should be interested in is love and BOYSSSS!

b) a frustrated lust for violence

And the societal role of YA fantasy/sci-fi fiction is to act like it's just conforming to the former, while in reality appealing pretty transparently to the latter.

#ya lit #hot take #feminism #this isn't JUST about hunger games #or holly black's 'various girls with swords' series #or the new film where the female mc straight up eats people #like this is a *thing* #i mean everyone talks about twilight like it was just playing into the fantasy of having two hot guys fight over you #but even in twilight bella's MAIN GOAL throughout the series is actually to become an unkillable vampire with super strength #to the extent that edward even worries at one point that she might just be using him for his immortality #every popular ya fantasy/sci fi series has a core of deep violence #also warrior cats is the junior version of this phenomenon btw

[car-lizzzle]

Uh hot take. But don't worry this is a first of many to come🔥🔥

It irks me that members of this fandom(Yes, I am talking to you team Jacob/wolfpack) are still yet to understand the narrative or role in which the wolves played in the story of twilight. I can't believe that some people think to this day that the wolves were really presented to be the antagonists of Twilight. They don't even realize the harm that that's actually causing to our own particular ideals when we do that. Erasing the trauma and all the shit they had to go through, as young boys at that(not even to mention my girl leah) at the hands of these sinister creatures. And what's worse is that their actions make sense in narrative as the reaction to the many social and ethical issues occurring in the story. It all makes sense!! Never were the wolves meant or presented to be irrational. When will people realize that the Cullen's word is not law. They are often times racist, genocidal, misogynistic, classist, and many other things. What any of them says or implies in the story may in no way be true but are based upon their own individual prejudices and moral viewpoints. They're not the primary narrator of these books, Bella is. Their thoughts and ideals are not the primary narrative. Their words or their theories are not law or actual truth in canon) A lot of the characters in twilight are hypocrites. But especially the cullens. In no way shape or form should we take the anything the cullens say as the actual narrative. And I'm honestly disappointed that so many do. Especially supposedly sensible people in this fandom. It is honestly in many ways a result of all the paranoid reading many on this site engage in but especially those in the twilight fandom. And coming from a Black Amerindian woman, I find it really interesting that many of the things Twilight, and in the case of Smeyer(yes, her mormomism but thats another contentious thread im coming back to later) are presented as doing are really just a projection of many own implicit racial biases and how themselves see and view BIPOC characters. Hmmm it's really telling...

#twilight #twilight renaissance #team jacob #hot take #carlisle cullen #edward cullen #rosalie hale #emmett cullen #jasper hale #alice cullen #esme cullen #embry call #billy black #jared cameron #sam uley #leah clearwater #jacob black #paul lahote #bella swan

[cto10121]

Honestly, Shadow and Bone was literally what many people disparage Twilight for being (but was actually not): A terribly-written romance drenched in creepy American purity culture with a much more interesting but underutilized fantasy world.

#twilight #shadow and bone #cristina’s hot takes #meyer the supposedly conservative mormon gave her atheistic heroine access to vampire dick for eternity #meanwhile bardugo has her heroine be robbed of her power and return to her mediocre childhood love interest #and called that a great fairy tale ending #oh and killed off her jewish-coded freedom fighter #anti anti twilight #at least twilight never pretended to be anything more than a romance #later on ofc it did flesh out its worldbuilding #but shadow and bone had a chosen one type heroine #turned out all that chosen one stuff was just obstacles to the romance #ahimè