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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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What is wrong with you?
MIDDLE CHILD SYNDROME.
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imthatguydrew · 9 years
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Three major tests remaining in my second year of medical school before I take my boards. First one is tomorrow. It's probably the easiest of the bunch, yet the one I'm most worried about. Try that on for logic. But I get to see my favorite after a week apart and have a girls night at the pub!!
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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“For those of you graduating with high honors and distinctions, I say well done,” he said. “And as I like to tell the “C” students, you too can be president.” - Advice from President George W. Bush at SMU's 2015 Commencement
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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The new iPhone emojis are great, but why are there no green eyed emojis? I feel very underrepresented right now.
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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Grow old gracefully.
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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You know you've been in school too long when you submit your tax return on turbo tax and it asks if you want to apply for a wic card and an obamaphone.
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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Knock knock. Who's there? HIPPA. HIPPA who? I can't tell you.
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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This is my town. I've taken over.
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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There is no time limit to anything. When you look good, you look good.
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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“Some of these people are demanding that I apologize, which I of course will not do. A lot of these groups are insisting that I present both sides of the argument, and I’m not gonna do that either well, for the same reason that I wouldn’t present both sides if a group of people decided that pancakes make you gay — they don’t and there’s no point in discussing it.” - Jimmy Kimmel
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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When will this state realize that salt should be liberally put on roads and conservatively put on food ?
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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"I care about constipation because constipation ruins my life." - direct quote from a pediatrician
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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"You’re going to be doctors soon and you're going to have to talk about poop."
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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"All the cases of syphilis I have seen have been from men in prison. In other words, don't go to prison."
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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I have 15 followers! That means 14 people who don't know me think I reblog interesting things. YAY.
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humblerealitycheck · 9 years
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Will you get the flu shot this year?
"Doctors say get the flu shot every year, but actors say not to. I'm not sure who to believe." - Joe Machi
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