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I’m not like other men. Other men don’t emit high pitched screeching in their sleep in order to commune with bat demons in exchange for the ability to kick ass at match-3 puzzle games.

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<p>: <b>Me:</b> There's nothing to listen to anymore, Michael. I've heard every song a million times.<p/><b>Michael:</b> Well, maybe that's because you only ever listen to the same three albums. Perhaps you'd like to listen to something new? What about some hymns? I've always loved those.<p/><b>Me:</b> Alright.<p/><b></b> *A few hours later*<p/><b>Michael:</b> Did you find anything you like?<p/><b>Me, nodding:</b> Yep. It's so fresh, so inspiring. I don't know how I could ever live without it.<p/><b>Michael:</b> Ooh, what is it?<p/><b>Me:</b> The same three albums, lol. Folie a Deux is especially good today.<p/></p>
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Sometimes it takes me until I am about halfway through my day to realise that I’m having a good mental health day. Is this what it is like for normal people?

It’s funny though isn’t it? You always know when you’re having a bad day because you feel it and think it as soon as you wake up, but when you are having a good day you either don’t notice it or feel out of sorts when you do. That’s when you know you have got a problem.

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The pastor explains to the man that in order to make the horse go, he must say “Thank God,” and to make him stop, he must say “Amen.” The man nods in understanding.

He gets on the horse, readies himself, takes a deep breath, and says, “Thank God!”

Immediately, the horse takes off like a jet. The man initially holds on desperately as he tries not to get bucked off by the incredibly fast and agile horse, but eventually he’s having the time of his life. At least, until the horse starts heading towards a cliff.

“Uhh…stop!” the man says, to no avail. The horse continues galloping towards the cliff.

“Stop! STOP!” Nothing. The man is ready to accept his fate. Then suddenly he remembers–

“AAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!”

The horse screeches to a halt, right at the edge of the cliff. The man breathes a great sigh of relief and says, “Oh, thank God.”

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