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rougepancake · 1 year
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I can’t stop thinking about Husband!Zhongli who let you believe that we was innocent in bed, only to prove you wrong the longer you were married.
Warnings: 18+, sexually explicit content under cut, mentions of threesome, honestly just Zhongli being wild for you. Gn!Reader, minors and ageless blogs don’t interact.
- Husband!Zhongli who allowed you to “show him the ropes” when it came to being a good lover and tricked you into thinking he was both a god and a virgin.
- Husband!Zhongli who moaned so loudly the first time you made him cum, squirming around in the sheets and gazing at you lustfully.
- Husband!Zhongli who goes absolutely feral when he’s fucking you, not being able to control himself with how incredibly wonderful you make him feel.
- Husband!Zhongli who suggested that you have a threesome with Childe and loved seeing you squirm at the idea.
- Husband!Zhongli who whispers into your ear in a deep voice, “I will have order…” whenever you attempt to disobey him.
- Husband!Zhongli who becomes needy and childlike whenever you return from a long trip, only to fuck you like he hasn’t seen you in years afterwards.
- Husband!Zhongli who lets you ride him, becoming fully submissive to you as you toy with him and mock him like there’s no tomorrow.
- Husband!Zhongli who only ever lets you see him in such a state of desperation, regardless of his vulnerability, it only turns him on more.
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haihaihaitani · 7 months
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Don't Be Scared ~ *Rindou Haitani*
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Summary: It seems Rindou’s colleagues don’t respect you as they go out of their way to make you miserable. But you would never tell Rin this. You’re stronger than that, right?
Pairing: Rindou Haitani X G/N!Reader
Genre: Angstyish Drabble
Word Count: 686
Warning: swearing, anxiety attack, insecurities. Rindou being OOC (but I need him to be this way), hating the nickname baby (seriously I could rant about how much I hate being called this, but I think I summed it up pretty well in this)
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A/N: I wrote this as a sort of therapy piece. Two things mentioned in this story are insecurities of mine. And sometimes I just imagine a lovely anime boy telling me he’s going to protect me. So yeah. Very self-indulgent. 
A/N 2: Also my dad had piranhas. That’s why they’re here.
You were officially having the worst day ever. Currently, you were curled up in the far corner of your husband’s office, behind his couch. You were squeezed into a tight ball, shaking and crying like a child. All because you were embarrassed in front of your husband’s coworkers.
Honestly, you couldn’t remember who it was who did it and you frankly didn’t care. You could still remember what he did clearly, even though it happened over an hour ago. You don’t think you were ever going to forget.
You were on your way to your husband’s office with some important paperwork when some guy jumped out and scared you. You hated jumpscares because you always felt stupid afterwards. However, after he jumped out, you tripped over your own feet and fell on your ass.
While you were trying to fight back your heavy breathing and tears, the guy laughed and said, “Ha! Gotcha, you whore.”
You were frozen.
A whore? Is that what these people thought of you? You thought…
You shook your head. It didn’t matter what you thought anymore. What mattered is that no one here respected you. Maybe your own husband didn’t respect you like you thought. You just wanted to disappear and believe none of this ever happened. That when you close your eyes, count to three, and open them, you’d be home again.
The door to the office opened. You heard Rindou call out to you, “Baby? Are you here? Ran said he saw you run in here.”
Baby. You were right. Your own husband didn’t even respect you to see you as anything more than a child. Were you being dramatic? Sure. But you still felt justified in being a little extreme considering the humiliation you were subjected to.
“Babe?” Rindou’s voice was much closer to you now and you felt his shoulder brush against yours. You squeezed yourself into a tighter ball to get away from him. “Hey. What’s wrong?”
“Nothing. Go away.”
“I’m not going anywhere until you tell me. Something is bothering you and I will do whatever I can to make it right.”
“No! It’s embarrassing and I just want to crawl into a hole and die!”
You weakly struggled against him when he wrapped his arms around you and pulled you into his lap. “Love, please. Let me help you.”
Taking a few breaths to try and calm yourself, you told him. You recounted the mortifying ordeal with the jumpscare and how he called you a whore. You then let your insecurities spill, how you were so stupid that you could handle a bloody massacre but couldn’t watch a horror movie. You mentioned that you didn’t think anyone respected you, much less like you and you wished you weren’t so dramatic, but explained that these were the thoughts and feelings you were having.
When you were done, Rindou didn’t say anything for a long time. You were about to ask him to say something when he whispered, “I’ll kill him.”
“What?”
“I’ll fucking kill him. I’ll gut him like a fish and feed him to your piranhas for making you feel this way.” He snapped, his voice cold and deadly.
You shook your head and burrowed yourself into his chest. “Don’t do that. You’ll make yourself work more for something those fish won’t eat.”
He gave a slight chuckle but pulled you in closer. “I’m glad you’re making jokes but I’m furious someone would make you doubt yourself like that. You are not a baby and you are not a whore. I love you so much, I married you. If you want, I’ll stop calling you baby. I call you whatever you want. But you have to know that I have never thought less of you and I never will. You are the love of my life and I will never, ever stop loving you, okay?”
You nodded. “Can we go home?”
Rindou kissed the top of your head. “Of course, my love. Right after I call Ran, okay? I have to order a hit.”
“Tell him to be slow and painful.”
“Anything for you.”
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fluffyprettykitty · 10 months
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contentment
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Pairing: Sam Wilson x female reader (no other specifications!)
Word Count: 320 words
Outline: Watching your husband build a cot for your baby.
Warnings: pregnancy, children :P
Author’s Note: technically this is the fic that won the poll!
PS: dividers & banners by @saradika
Main Masterlist ・❥・ Sam Wilson Masterlist
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Delacroix, Louisiana
A soft knock is heard on the door followed by the thunderous laughter coming from your firstborn rapidly running into your arms. You embrace them warmly and then pick them up. Quickly you head to the children's room only to be greeted by the sight of your husband working on a baby's cot, his muscles and back all exposed as he softly hammered away.
You wanna stay there for a couple of minutes just to admire him and take in the sight of him working away sweaty and muscly like that. To your dismay, your child begins giggling and Sam turns around with a smile. He jumps off of your arms and runs to Sam.
"I do it!" He yells and tries to take the hammer from Sam's hand but your husband keeps it in his hands and just softly helps him hammer away. "Not a bad job there. One more time and you'll do it perfectly."
The image melts your heart as he shows off to your son how to do it. Three years ago when you met him walking down the fish market, your baby in your arms, you never thought that now you'd be married in holy matrimony and expecting your first child together.
You smile as you move to sit down on the nearby chair Sam gives you a glance and a smile as you settle down crossing your legs. Your son is now babbling away, extremely happy he is building the cot as Sam gives warm smiles to you and him. You know this moment -this life means as much to him as to you.
Sighing deeply you allow the warm image to become a sweet melody in your head and a couple of months later when he'll be holding your hand in the delivery room, you'll know how it had always been your fate to get found by him.
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tinybearv · 2 years
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FAKE MESSAGES - When your husband is lovely without any reason. Just casual messeges with your husband.
🌼 JOSHUA HONG
🌼 Pov: 2 hours left till the end of your shift, and you can't stand the fact that you're sexy husband is waiting for you at home.
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dar1ing-ax1 · 2 years
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𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮~ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗼 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝗲𝗳𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗲𝗿 3 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝗿𝘆.
𝙅𝙚𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙭 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 (𝙁𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙛)
⚠️Warnings⚠️: Kissing,touching
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𝖬𝖺𝗒,15,2022
As you put on you're new White and Red dress you hear you're your husband yell your name from the other room. "Y/N! HURRY UP OR WE WILL BE LATE FOR OUR RESERVATION!!". As he yells to get ur attention you quickly throw on you're shoes and some accessories to go with you're outfit.
"I'M COMING IN Y/N!". "NO JEFF DON'T!" As you lunge for the door your husband opens the door and you both collided into one another. You both fall to the floor you husband let's out a small giggle,you look up to him and ask "so you like what I'm wareing?". "Yes,yes my darling I love it.", He plants a small kiss on you're cheek, and you blush very hard and cover ur face with ur hands digging you're elbows into his thighs.
"Why did you do that you idoit!" You say as you slowly uncover you face to see his face. " Babe can you please get up-" he says in a uncomfortable tone. As you get up you realize you were digging you're elbows into his thighs so you start apologizing profusely. "Aww babe you fine don't worry about it." You offer your hand to help him up he takes ur hand graciously as to not hurt you're hand.
"Thank you darling~". As he gets up you notice he's wareing the same suit he wore to you're wedding and you smile think of that day and how it changed your life forever. "Y/n are you okay?" He ask you sweetly. "Oh, sorry sweetie I was just looking at ur suit.". "Oh, you like it y/n?" "Yes! I love it sweetheart!". "I thought you would.I love you y/n." He kisses you sweetly on the lips holding you're chin up with his index finger. You kiss him back and the kiss breaks soon after. "I love you to Jeffrey."
"Now Y/n can we leave before we are late!?" You laugh at his annoyed face. "Yes we may leave now darling!".
You both head outside and make you're way to the car at the car Jeff opens the door for you."Here you are my lady~". You smile at him and get into the car and put on you're seatbelt and tighten it. He gets in the other side of the car and powers on the vehicle.❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎
𝘼𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙩
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"You have arrived at you're location!" Your maps app announces to everyone in the car, you jump a little bit seeing as you were dazing off into space thinking about the night you will have tonight with your amazing husband Jeffrey. "Babe we are here!" You notice that the car has been stoped and your husband is holding the door open with his hand out to support you as you get out of the car. "Sir and Ma'am right this way please."
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As you both follower the server to the hostess desk to check in to your reservation. "Hello! How many we help you this evening?". "Hello,we are here for our reservation under the name Jeffrey Woods." As your husband speaks to this rather hot hostess you feel quite jelous. "Oh, Alright right this way Mister and Misses Woods!".
The hostess leads you both to a secluded area of the restaurant near the back of the restaurant. "Heres your table Mister Woods." The hostess bows to you both and jesters for you to sit down. "Thank you Ma'am.". You both take your seats as the hostess walks away.
fairly good looking man walks up to you're table and hands you both a menus for you. "What will you have to drink Ma'am?~". As the waiter smirks at you you're husband has a look of disgusted plastered arose his face. "Accuse me but I don't think your job is to hit on my wife.." The waiter remarks back. "Oh,this hotties you're wife? Wow well she seems to be eyeing me. Aren't you beautiful~.". You quickly reply "um sir thank you for the compliment but I'm here with my Husband so would you please stop." The waiter stands up straight and looks between you and Jeff "you sure you want me to stop? I mean look at him he probably can't treat you the way I will darling~". You're husband stands up and gets in the waiters face "Watch it..". As Jeff sits back in his seat the waiter steps back and apologizes and goes to get a different waiter for you're table.
"Jeff?" You look at Jeff with a look of confusion across you're face, He looks at you with a pissed off look and rolls his eyes at the waiter walking away from your table. "What is it baby?.." he says with a annoyed tone. "Why are you so upset? This has happened before after all?" You let out a slight awkward giggle after your sentence."Babe I don't care about when at other time people hit on you but today is the only day that only I can hit on you. You got it?". You blush slightly at his words. He was always so cute when he was jelous.
"Hello Sir, I was told you needed a different Waiter?" You and Jeff look at the hostess from earlier. "Hello,yes your other waiter was hitting on my wife and I didn't appreciate it." The hostess called for the other waiter. He shows up and when he sees you're husband he looks pissed."Hello Tony, you know these to people?" The waiter takes a deep breath to calm him self. "Yes Ma'am I do I was just serving them untill some unfortunate things happened." The hostess looks at you and ask you "Would you like a different server Ma'am?" You look at your husband, he still looks pissed off by the waiter,"Yes,yes Ma'am I would appreciate a different server." "Okay misses woods I'll see what I can do for you." The hostess bows before leaving your table along with Tony the server.
As you take a look at you're husband's face you take his hand that was placed on the table "Jeff? Are you okay? We can leave if you want to love." Jeff looks at you and turns to face you and places your hand on his cheek "mmm no baby I'm fine." You slightly smile "okay whatever you want my love." And you get up from your seat to lean over the table to kiss his forehead.
"Hello!" You look startled and you let out a moan of discomfort at the sight of a new waiter standing at your table he was quite bad looking in your opinion with his neon blue hair and face piercings. "Hello? Ma'am?". Jeffery looks at the waiter and rolls his eyes and closes his eye and rubs the back of you're hand softly. "Yes,yes hello sir!" Your waiter give you a weird look and then looks at Jeffrey. "Hello Ma'am are you ready to order now?" You look at the menu and as you are makeing a disishion Jeff take ur hand and places it on the table."I'll take your Lemon Salmon with rice and soy sauce. Please". "Okay and for you're drink Sir?" You chime in "And I'll take the turkey and butter dumplings soup!". "Oh,okay Ma'am.. okay what will the both of you like to drink?"."We will take red wine.".Okay, will that be all for now?". "Yes!".
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flowerwrites06 · 2 years
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thinning thread (drabble) — jjk
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Requested by Anon
Full Request: thinning thread couple update on how they r doing! 🍴🍴🍴Plot: After two years of counselling, Belle and Jungkook take their first trip together since their honeymoon.  Pairing: Musician!Jungkook x Writer!OC (Name: Belle)  Type: Drabble Rating: R18+ Word Count: 982 Warnings: healing from marriage troubles, explicit smut Author’s Note: I’m not gonna lie, I wrote this entire thing literally in between dozing off to sleep. So it’s not great I’m sorry but I hope you like it!
REQUESTS ARE OPEN, SEND YOUR IDEAS!
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In the wake of autumn, Belle was invited to the Dusk Winery after a successful book launch. As the trees turned a deep orange, leaves dancing through the chilling air, port wines were at the height of popularity in this area. The owner of Dusk Winery, Antoine personally emailed her an invitation to taste his new and old wine blends.
Belle thought there was no better chance to take a trip than this invitation. Her schedule clashed heavily with Jungkook’s. Getting counselling sessions between Belle’s tight deadlines and Jungkook’s constant touring or studio recording was hard enough.
Jungkook wasn’t a fan of wine but he agreed regardless, knowing he had a comeback in only two months to prepare for. He had a good week or so to spend with his wife before going overseas again.
Healing was still taking its sweet time. Their fights were not quite as explosive but long, firm conversations instead. They always made sure to reconcile their arguments before going to sleep. Another rule was not to leave the house after a disagreement. They did have one fight when Jungkook ended up missing a counselling session but it didn’t topple their progress. They talked, cried and made up. Jungkook firmly stood his ground with his producers and ensured that another counselling session wasn’t missed.
It was another new week and their relationship healed more than they had ever imagined. Considering the ashes of their divorce papers once lay in their fireplace, a gentle trip to a winery was nothing short of a miracle.
Belle wore a soft dress, dusky terracotta shade with sleeves that hung delicately off her shoulders. The wet air kissed her flesh and cast a sheen on her long hair. Jungkook, begrudgingly, wore a black dress shirt, unbuttoned down to his chest where his tattoos peaked. She wound her arm around his, walking down the pretty cobblestone path that crossed the beautiful vineyards.
The winery itself was a gorgeous structure of dark wood. Aromas of vanilla, berries and all assortments of deep chocolate wafted in the air as they entered the establishment.
Antoine wore a white suit and glimmering silver jewelry, contrasting himself with the dark notes of his winery. His blue eyes flickered over to Belle, eyes softening in recognition. “Mrs. Sol!” He cheered, rushing closer to them and shaking Belle’s hand excitedly. “I’m so honored to have you here!”
“Nice to meet you, Antoine.” Belle smiled. “This is my husband, Jungkook.”
Antoine merely glanced at Jungkook, eyeing him up and down. “Sir.” Immediately, his brightened attention turned back to Belle. “I’ve got quite a selection for you to try, Mrs. Sol.” He gestured behind him, keeping his eyes pierced into Belle like he was trying to read her mind.
Jungkook intertwined his fingers with Belle since Antoine practically dragged her down to the wine cellar below.
“By your emails, I assumed that you were going to come alone,” said Antoine. Not a hint of reluctance in his tone.
“Sorry to disappoint,” Jungkook joked.
Antoine forced a laugh. “Of course not.” He glanced at Belle again. Lingering constantly. “Please enjoy yourselves while I entertain our other guests.” He waved his hand towards the line of wines before walking past Belle and up to the top level.
Jungkook scoffed. “Fucker wanted to be alone with you.”
“Jungkook, stop.” Belle chuckled, looking over at the wines.
“He started it. Making it so obvious that he was trying something with you.” Jungkook was glad that he didn’t have to drink the wines and pretend to like it in front of the owner.
“Well, it’s a good thing I have you watching over me,” Belle teased as she poured herself a glass of port wine. “Can’t have me getting fucked in a wine cellar.”
Jungkook rolled up his sleeves and padded closer to Belle, watching her pretty eyes peer over the wine glass. “I don’t mind you getting fucked in a wine cellar. Not sure if that Willy Wonka is gonna be able to do it.”
Belle smirked as she swirled the wine in her mouth. “Do you have anyone in mind who’d do a good job?” Her voice lowered, drawling and tingling down Jungkook’s spine.
He reached around and squeezed her bottom, making her giggle. Jungkook placed her glass down, lifting her off the floor and onto the table.
Belle unbuckled his belt and unzipped his pants, her core pooling heat. They weren’t intimate often in the journey of trying to heal their relationship. She couldn’t even remember the last time Jungkook had dug his nails into her skin like this. Deep until every crude touch lingered on her.
Jungkook pulled out his length, yanking her panties away and sliding into her warmth. His knees shivered from being inside her again. His thrusts were slow but deep, impaling Belle until she felt him right in her cervix. The table screeched from the power of his movements.
Belle heard the clinking of the wine bottles. One of his thrusts pounded so deep into her that a light scream left her mouth, forcing Jungkook to place two fingers inside. She groaned, sucking on them happily as she stuffed them down her throat further.
“That’s a good girl,” he whispered. “Such a good girl.” His body grew weak hearing her gag against him.
Saliva dribbled at the sides of her mouth until Jungkook replaced his fingers with his lips. Skin rubbed raw against their clothes and the scent of wine mixed with their arousal.
Pleasure rolled to the edge until Jungkook felt himself explode with a trembling moan, biting into her collarbone.
Belle smiled, feeling his warm seed filling her up to the brim, dripping onto the old wood of the table. She wrapped her arms around his neck. “Too bad you have a tour. We could do this much longer.”
“Don’t make me quit my job cause I will.”
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feyooons · 6 months
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[plant shop owner x local artist au!!] a new plant shop opened up across the street and the artist finds himself a new muse :]
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i lowkey wanna make a comic abt them soon :>
Edit: i started it!! check out pt.1 heree
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ato-dato · 7 months
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One mans barber can be another mans nemesis.
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bestosunglass · 19 days
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More of themm
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gleafer · 6 months
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I may do a series on how many different ways Crowley can get rid of The Metatron.
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camilleflyingrotten · 16 days
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The last centaurs, Aziraphale and Crowley, and their little foal Orion 💛
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hg-aneh · 22 days
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youtuber x streamer AU:
Aziraphale tries Tiktok LIVE edition
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golswia · 30 days
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THE wall slam scene with my reverse gremlins 🧡
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thali-lemmonpie · 1 month
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"There is a whole galaxy out there. Full of people who will reach for you. You have to let them. Find that person who seems farthest from you, and reach for them. Reach for them. Let them guide you."
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vavoom-sorted-art · 2 months
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Good Omens x Wild West
Jumped on the transcontinental railroad to play around with how our ineffable husbands would look in the wild west.
Fun facts
Crowley hates horses and horses hate him
Aziraphale is posing as a doctor
Crowley has two guns, but doesn't know how to use them (Aziraphale does, though.)
Aziraphale has to keep miracling away his sunburns because he always forgets his hat (or loses it)
Edit because this is more important to me than it should be lol: not an AU! They're still Angel and Demon, it's merely canon-divergent I would say.
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mrghostrat · 5 months
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i bring you my one offering for every fandom: Twitch Streamer AU!
edit: there is now a fic :)
i see your "two teachers at the same school who none of their students realise are married" and raise you "two polar opposite streamers who none of their viewers realise are dating/living together" 😩🙏
i also accidentally drew these at 4k so enjoy these high res wallpapers i guess!! (1 + 2)
i have headcanons:
aziraphale is a variety IRL streamer: cooking, baking, crafts, chatting etc. he's on a bob-ross level of respect and admiration for how sweet and pleasant he is to everyone
crowley streams whatever can be a conduit for mischief: from toxic PVP gameplay, to IRL chatting streams out in public places. he's primarily a gamer, but people watch him for his horrendous personality.
they rarely hang out in each other's chats, but that's just happenstance. one is usually sleeping when the other is live, otherwise they'll have their screens open and lurk
crowley never bans trolls; they’re half his content. he enjoys backchatting and riling them up. his streams are notoriously chaotic because of little moderation and his rapidly shifting attention span
aziraphale’s mods ban trolls very efficiently, but he wouldn’t see their messages anyway, because chat always moves too fast for him. that’s not to say that he’s got a hyperactive chat; even slow mode would be too fast for him. he only ever catches every 5th message.
aziraphale is SO bad at reading chat, it's become a meme within his community that if he reads out/replies to you, you have been Chosen and need to go buy a lottery ticket asap
anathema mods for crowley, which mostly means just hanging out and insulting him when he dies in-game
newt is aziraphale's most revered mod, because whenever he tries to simply purge a mean message, he somehow accidentally IP bans the account. he's invaluable for managing troll attacks
their mods know they're together, but silently watch everyone lose their minds over the steadily growing conspiracy for their own personal entertainment
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