reading a fic where lan qiren just told lan wangji that there are benefits to marriage and my mind immediately conjured an image of lan qiren giving lan wangji a long suffering look and saying, "there are tax benefits at stake, wangji"
Playing 2-player stardew again with my gf. My gf bought an apricot tree and planted it. Idk if she didn't tell me where or if I just wasn't paying attention or what, but I didn't know this. The next day, the game said the tree wasn't growing. I was confused. Gf ran off to care for the tree. I did some tasks and then went to check on the chickens. Gf didn't have the tool she needed or something, so she ran to get it. But in her absence, I spotted a baby tree growing near the coop. And for some reason, trees on my far, especially baby ones, fill me with an unusual and uncontrollable rage, so I chopped it and went back up to make mayo, passing my gf along the way.
Gf: did...did you chop a baby tree that was right here?
Me: yeah?
Gf: ...that was our apricot tree.
We both ended up dying laughing over it and now she's put fences between me and trees she wants to keep because, according to her, I'm an awful little deforestation gremlin.
pffffffffft someone rb'd something I commented on and added a trigger warning I never expected to see. I guess we are apparently that FUCKING sensitive now that our poor tender eyes require a GODDAMN trigger warning for...
for swearing
for... FUCKING... cussing.
you can kiss my ASS if you have a problem with some GODDAMN cursewords
I wonder if there are other people out there who have a particular performer that they get thrown really off guard every time they discover them in something new because that person is just ingrained in their heads so much as that one character from that one thing
For me it’s Graham McTavish because I cannot divorce him from his role in Outlander and learning he’s the voice of Dracula in Castlevania really threw me
And then I learned he voiced Eamon in DAO which really threw me
And the reason it gets me almost every time is because he says a line in Outlander that’s become a huge inside joke between my best friend and me which goes, “ Well, I must admit the idea of grinding your corn does tickle me, but it's not myself I'd be nominating for the position.”
So every time I see him I automatically think, “THE CORN GRINDER GUY???”
It’s so bad whenever I watch Dracula’s scenes in Castlevania because he’s doing hot vampire shit but my brain will not rest and it just keeps sounding off, “Corngrindercorngrindercorngrinder--”
Pac: I'm not going to say anything to you guys [Chat], I'm not going to say anything to you. I'm not saying absolutely anything, I'm not going to comment. Man, you broke me here, you broke me in 3 parts! I'm not going to- no no no no no, I won't fall for your game, I won't fall for your game.*
Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this very well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit.
* [Approximate translation. I'm not a native Portuguese speaker, so as always, please feel free to let me know if there's a better way to translate things!]
Limbus is interesting I keep thinking of how all of them live on the bus together?
It must really suck hearing people so close to you be upset at night.
I have to share this because imagine if this person is lying and they got up from their bed, took some tape and put it on the pavement to pretend they are on set I'm laughing so much thinking about it helppppppp