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#i cant get this out of my head
enigmajaython · 1 year
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Okay but why he standing like that one white guy with the dinosaurs meme??
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You see what I'm saying????
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pedroisghosties · 7 months
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I saw this this morning and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it, the way he braces against the wall when Murphy pushes him and when he starts getting his jeans open 👀 I'm 😮‍💨
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johnwickb1tsch · 2 months
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Soooooo do I understand this correctly @bluelolblue @evren-sadwrn @treedaddymcpuffpuff
Did Santino blow up John's house not just because John refused to honor the Marker, but out of pure jealousy of Helen and wanting to destroy John's shrine to her???
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murray--river · 7 months
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Pop punk but the pop stands for popcorn
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fairylwt · 9 months
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headcanon: nick takes pics of nellie with an ultra wide perspective and sends them to charlie and it makes him laugh every single time
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emsprovisions · 1 year
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What if his name is Mattholomule Tholomule
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teedy-eye · 2 years
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A sudden realization came to me.
Noah: Smart Fella
Owen: Fart Smella
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actuallysara · 1 year
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yeah but what if owen lied
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cici196 · 1 year
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Mandatory Ancient Egyptian Villain Outfit ™
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wishmemel · 7 months
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these are the kinds of teasing voice messages gojo sends to you when he misses you :(
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apalapucian · 2 months
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hmm currently toying with the idea of blood-bender dreamshade-hunter lily x half-human half-dreamshade james (aka a jily knk au)
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AU Hellworld where Martin Short and Michael Sheen’s careers are switched
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Note: I confused Martin Sheen and Martin Short this doesn’t even work as a pun goddammit
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deadghosy · 2 years
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I WANT TO KILL THE MF WHO SONG THAT WEIRD ASS “FAMOUS” TIKTOK SOUND OF
“PERIOD AHH PERIOD UHH”
Cause now….THAT SHIT IS SSTUCK IN MY HEAD WTF
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moondropsinjericho · 2 years
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thinking about patia por’co, like hypatia of alexandria. brilliant philosopher, brilliant mind, stoned to death. 
something something when knowledge is power but it’s also your downfall.
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boydykewannabe · 11 months
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idk idk something about queer people finding love when theyre older in media has been rotting my brain lately. like theyre past the certain age when most people expect to find "the one", their previous relationships either failed or never even properly took flight, and they just roam the world fully expecting to never experience the strong emotions of their youth ever again. and yet they do. after god knows how many years, even when their bodies have started to change, even when theyve gotten so tired of Trying, they find tenderness and love and a home. theres hope for them, and theres hope for us too
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