#i do have a boyfriend

[shadowrmidnight]

I do have a boyfriend

(This features my oc Yona and my friend's ocs. Kainlya by @shslspritemaker who's Yona's little sister and Noah Storm by @tired-writer-in-progress)

Kainlya: *finds Yona reading a poem from Vivia* who's Vivia?

Yona: *blushing but proud* my boyfriend

Noah: You don't have a boyfriend

Yona: Viva's my boyfriend

Noah: You don't have a boyfriend

Yona: *upset and hugs Kainlya*

Kainlya: what's wrong with you

Yona: Noah, I don't... say I don't have a boyfriend

Kainlya: but you do have a boyfriend?

Yona: uh- hu

Kainlya: what's his name?

Yona: Vivia

Noah: You don't have a boyfriend

Yona: *glares at Noah* I do

Noah: You not allowed to have a boyfriend til you're 50

Yona: *Hits Noah with her staff*

#mod srm #mod talks #rain code #Noah storm #vivia twilight #Yona Hellsmile #Kainlya hellsmile #yovia #noah yona and kainlya family #incorrect quotes #I do have a boyfriend

[inkskinned]

the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

#this shifts gender so much bc it actually affects everyone #yes it's a gendered phenomenon. i have written a LOT about how different genders experience it. that's for a different post. #writeblr #ps my comments about seeing someone cry -- this is not to shame any person #and on this blog we support workers. #at the same time it's a really hard experience to see someone that looks like you. clearly in agony. and have them forced to keep going. #when you're young it doesn't necessarily look like acting. it looks scary. and that's what this is about - the fact that teens #have likely already been exposed to that definition of things. because the internet exists #and without the context of healthy education. THAT is the image burned into their minds about what it looks like. #it's also just one of those personal nuanced biases - #at 19 i thought it was normal to be in pain. to cry. to not-like-it. that it should be perfunctory. #it was what i had seen. #and it didn't help that my religious upbringing was like . 'yeah that's what you get for premarital. but also for the reference #we do think you should never actually enjoy it lol' #so like the point im making is that ppl get exposed to that stuff without the context of something more tender #and assume .... 'oh. so it's fine i am not enjoying myself'. and i know they do because I DID. #he was my first boyfriend. how was i supposed to know any different #i didn't even have the mental wherewithal to realize im a lesbian . like THAT used to suffering.

[cynicallyneutral]

Day 1: Soulmates

#sasunaru #narusasu #naruto #sasuke #my art #round fox baby #naruto’s boyfriend #the???? #i havent drawn in more than a month #THE??? #and THEN MY BRAINS LIKE #YEA BITCH COLOR THAT WHOLE THANG #like it might not be much BUT IT TOOK ME #HOURS!!!! #BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS FOING HHHHSHDJDJD #like how do ppl draw again??? HAHAHA FUCK #im like deadass wtf is this #im so tired #i aint coloring for a whole week aagin #i cant do this hhdjfhdjd

[milky-p0p]

Are you single?

I’m in a loving relationship with your mom actually

#I do have a boyfriend

[buggachat]

(random s5 finale musings) tbh I don't think Marinette chose to keep The Secrets™ from Adrien because Gabriel asked her to. I feel like Marinette keeping secrets like that is so consistent with her character; she hates giving people bad news, she hates rocking the boat, she hates upsetting people, she always chooses to keep any 'controversial' information to herself for as long as she can get away with (examples: bubbler scarf, telling Queen Bee she was benched, confessing to Adrien, warning Chat Noir about Scarabella or Rena Furtive, never told Chat Noir about Chat Blanc, etc) that I just totally believe she would've done it either way. She was even already having nightmares about Adrien hating her for finding out she defeated his father, so I feel like Gabriel's request was moreso giving her a go-ahead than it was a primary deciding factor, yknow?

#ml s5 spoilers #tbh half the time when thinking about it I forget that gabriel asked her to do it at all #because it just feels like such a Marinette™ thing to do to me lol #to be fair maybe I'm downplaying it? I do think Gabriel's plea struck some emotional chord with her too and helped push her that direction #but again I. totally believe she'd do it either way #and I do strongly believe that her decision is moreso ''I don't want to hurt Adrien'' than it is ''I want to honor Gabriel's final wish'' #she loves to avoid verbal/emotional problems and hoooo boy idk a worse verbal/emotion problem than #telling your boyfriend that his entire life is a lie and that he's not entirely human and that he was abused and controlled and puppeteered #all his life and also that his father was a terrorist and that she saw his mom's corpse in the basement #I mean. I don't think I'd have the emotional maturity to break that to someone either and I'm not.... FOURTEEN.... LOL

[lazylittledragon]

i'm sorry but "He likes digging holes" had me ROLLING that's so funny

he's OVERSTIMULATED

#bg3 #ramble #what's that one lacakdaisy comic that's like 'I HAVE TO DIG' #i think their relationship is a lot of 'you're overwhelmed. go and sit in the grass to recharge' #and 'do you want me to put a rug down so you can lounge on it' #dorian has had more pets than boyfriends he's doing his best #edit: i think tumblr shat itself and posted this twice

[mumblesplash]

🌴⌛️🐚🌊

#the willpower it took not to write ‘they will shrimply krill you’ #god they really do have hunger games careers vibes don’t they #limited life #mean gills #my art #inthelittlewood #smajor1995 #scott smajor #what is the tag for him istg #you give ONE dude some sharp lookin teeth and suddenly your boyfriend’s like ‘both of them clearly eat people’ sure man #also ​listen. i told you guys i wasn’t going to make them actually kiss you can’t be mad #anyway everyone pls appreciate the hourglass fishing lure thanks

[darqx]

Aren't you tired of being nice?

#boyfriend to death #art #idk man i just wanted to draw the whole fire backlight look again #tho the problem with colouring like this is you lose a lot of detail at the front lol #he didnt start the fire 🎶 #it was always burning 🎶 #first thing i've properly drawn in about a month \o/ #august was a bit of a clusterfuck for me for multiple reasons #on a side note i do have a bunch of asks ive been meaning to answer since months ago so theyre coming at some point #...i forgot...his sunglasses #just pretend he has them in a pocket or something

[radsplain]

hey!!!!!!!! can we all talk about how not normal any of this is?????????? 😀

#literally dump him girl what #and the COMMENTS were even worse #‘I don’t even have a boyfriend I just do it for me’ STOP STOP STOPPPP #radsplain.txt #radical feminism #body hair #shaving

[awesometkv]

LOOK!!!!!! BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!

#pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #spider man india #spiderman into the spiderverse #spider punk #pavitr x hobie #i litrally do not care what you think #they're boyfriends #autism x ADHD #so special to me #man i have artblock dont talk to me #art #chaipunk #spiderman across the spiderverse

[agendercryptidlev]

Torchwood gets massive props from me for using the "character gets tricked into thinking they did something terrible and confesses it to their loved one" trope with the loved one instead of freaking out just going "no you fucking didn't. We're going to figure out what's actually going on here"

#Seriously I was cringing so hard expecting some big freak out but then Jack was like 'no you didn't do that's #And he was clever enough to try multiple strategies to figure out what was going on with Ianto! #Like my brother was like 'u can open your eyes now Jack isn't stupid' #Who is stupid is Adam who still tries the whole 'i made them better!' argument on Jack #After making Jack's boyfriend have a traumatic panic attack by implanting fake memories in his head #Like Adam girly just replace his memories of reading the diary to include you and then steal and hide the diary #Torchwood #Jack Harkness #Ianto Jones #Janto

[hawberries]

you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting

#me screaming on the roof of wangshu inn: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE GOOD!!!! #YOU ONLY HAVE TO LET THE SOFT ANIMAL OF YOUR BODY! LOVE WHAT IT LOVES!!!! XIAO!!!!!!!! #HES LIKE LITERALLY A LITTLE GUY. I KNOW ITS 2023 BUT I WONT LET THAT STOP ME FROM GETTING XIAO BRAIN DISEASE #he's also: in love with me. he is MY boyfriend. we went on a DATE during lantern rite #paimon got mad at me and had to be like WHAT HAPPENED TO BROS BEFORE HOES #what was i saying. anyway. uh. zhongxiao also #genshin impact #xiao #zhongli #zhongxiao #people! #comics

[cynicallyneutral]

of course it’s sasuke

#sasunaru #narusasu #naruto #sasuke #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #round fox baby #naruto’s boyfriend #I MEAN #WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE LOL?????? #what kinda blog do u think i am #hahahaha eehehehee #wow this took days bc i was #super busy and tired from work and #my sleep schedules fucked so i dont have enrrgy at all #my art #i reiterate #yes im aware roles CAN be reversed #but i do not care #i draw this solely because i want to see #feral naruto in san clothes #i want him in the fur #i want him with the wolves ok #im perfectly aware but i chose this bc im the artist and #i draw what i want to see #p sure theres literally dozens of other #redraws that have ur own vision fit the art #but this is MY own version and i do whatever i want #go to narusasu version please and ignore this one then

[artchixs]

girl loser arc continues <3

#my art #starkid #starkid nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #lautski #cw eyestrain #I tried to do colors in post but it looked lame ahskdhdj #so here you get the in between #based on Go For It Nakamura! #Steph having a huge crush on Pete is so important to me #cool girl lame moments <3333333 #(it is not lame to be super into your boyfriend but she thinks it is) #musicals #hatchetfield

[starshapedfruits]

hey um hate to tell you this but we put bugs in your boyfriend. yeah he's completely corrupted. you should probably put him out of commission and debug him. sorry for the inconvenience.

#kingdom hearts #riku #boyfriend meme #soriku #did someone already do this?? #i have not seen one so here goes lol #shitpost #kh recoded

[folksong-weaver]

“They’re married” “they’re boyfriends” no no no, they have a weird, queer platonic, intellectually based mutual attraction going on with lots of strange flirting, oppressive guilt, unpaid debts, unconditional love, and the ever present tragedy of unequal lifespans.

#reading shadowgast fics like #‘my boyfriend’ no that’s his Kryn friend. these two are not that direct #it’s about the weird unyielding love that doesn’t have a label #shadowgast #caleb widogast #essek thelyss #i ship shadowgast btw like hard core #i just love this weird dance they do about their relationship #it’s so tasty