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#i dont care who you are
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I'm not saying pee will help a jellyfish sting, but if I'm felled by a creature with nary a brain or spine, I might as well be able to have a little fun.. yknow?
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gl4ssfan · 11 months
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SOMEBODY COME FLIRT WITH ME I AM SO TIRED OF BEING THE ONE DOING THE FLIRTING!!! CALL ME CUTE!! CALL ME PRETTY! CALL ME WHATEVER!!! JUST FLIRT WITH ME I AM SO SAD AND GAY AND TOUCH-STARVED.
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separatist-apologist · 9 months
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can i give you the world? no? just my dowry then??
I require no dowry, baby, so long as you love me
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Playing through Dragon Quest Builders 2 again, and found Rosie out here living my dream
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paintedhell · 1 year
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goodbye good bye im tired of it all
Tired and tired and tired
I keep choking on you and I hate you
I hate everyone, everything
I burn to burn
Youre a wretched fucking coward
Turn tail and leave me torn to bits
I will never think of you, I will never taste your special brand of poison ever again
I am feral, rotten blood and ripped to shreds
I am the frond of a palm swaying in the wind
I am loam and all the decomposing debris underfoot
dont search for me, I'm gone.
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scaredgirlsilly · 2 years
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*sees a very pretty persons selfies*
*wants to complimeng them because they are very pretty*
*frozen in fear of coming across as a creepy slimey bitch*
*likes post and scrolls past, sad, hoping op gets the message*
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mrpsychokiller · 2 years
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he.....is.....MY.... MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!!!! *my telekinesis throws all the furniture into the walls*
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futuristichedge · 3 months
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The most well adjusted apocalypse survivor
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mazeyphaedra · 19 days
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was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.
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eternallovers65 · 4 months
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The idea of poseidon only helping percy because he saw athena not helping annabeth is so funny because it shows how messy the Greek gods are like wdym you have a millennium old beef with your niece and the only reason you saved your kid it's so you can say you're better parent than her???
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fisgon-fisgon · 2 years
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tipsy me equals flirty me
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no1ratedsaleman1997 · 2 years
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They both lost their team and their teacher....
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nouverx · 5 days
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Posting those wips in case I never finish them ~
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kkoct-ik · 23 days
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character design so good i somehow pulled out a fullbody
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sproutbox02 · 1 month
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hi!
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