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Everyone else in town: oh God, green rain! It's the end times! This is punishment from Yoba for our sins!
Shane:
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pist4chi0 · 29 days
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HIII
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wispyfacedjoel · 5 months
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SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!!!!!😩😩😩
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petwormz · 11 months
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been getting back into stardew lately
self indulgent art of me and the loml bc i can shane lovers rise up
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angelcactus · 1 month
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Angel probably acts extra bratty bc they like when David holds their jaw and goes "oh yeah?"
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aliciamorov · 4 months
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I don't know, but I just prefer calling Ghost Simon, rather than Ghost. I just have this feeling that if he were to come back home to you and everything, he just doesn't want to be called Ghost because he wants to leave him behind when he's at home with you.
MAAAAANNN HE MELTS WHEN YOU CALL HIM SI OR EVEN JUST SIMON I KNOW IT LIKE NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.
This man need some serious love and I mean it. Need to hug him so bad.
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heavenlyhischier · 1 month
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Nico Hischier Practice Raw | 03.06.24
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theghostinyourwalls · 3 months
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I’d treat him right 😤
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beebeetheclown · 2 months
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I’m crying. I love him so much.
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lakefu · 14 days
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Anyone else playing Stardew Valley with the Astarion mod? I'm in love with him...
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atrociousgremlin · 22 days
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My love and I drew our ocs together on magma <33
The sexy orange meow meow belongs to the lovely @blitheringbongus 🩷
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sodafuses · 5 days
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shane my beloved
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lucluvr · 1 year
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up and down ft. zhongli
zhongli’s always been good at keeping his bunny satisfied <3
૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა zhongli x sub!reader / daddy kink / teasing / praise / dacryphilia / overstim / use of collars / oral (fem receiving) / tummy bulging / use of princess, bunny, sweet girl, baby, honey / he talks to your cunt a few times / lili takes great care of you <3 / fluff-ish at the end 
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“don’t act like that, baby” zhongli coos, a slight tug on your collar. his amber eyes glaze over your body, sprawled out on the bed before him. tears prick in your eyes. you blink away the blurry tears, little whimpers falling out of your lips. he leaves a soft kiss on your forehead, nose, and then lips. 
he thinks you’re the cutest thing ever! pretty bunny who’s always ready for him. zhongli sits himself against the headboard, patting his lap. you crawl over to him, thighs on either side of his. nuzzling into his neck, his fingers trace over your bare skin. he remembers every curve, bump, and mark on your skin. his thumb catches on your navel, softly feeling the geo symbol branded in your skin.
“daddy,” you pout, leaving soft kisses on his neck. zhongli’s eyes close, enjoying the feeling of your soft, plush lips on his skin. 
“yes, sweet girl?” he calls out, leaving small kisses on your shoulders. you lean back, holding his face in your hands. he tilts his head, kissing your palms--his eyes on you. 
“please help me,” you beg. your eyes get teary again as you lead his hand to cup your cunt. you grind against his hand, lips softly biting his neck. he lets out a small chuckle, his other hands palms your soft waist. his thumb rubs soft circles over your clothed cunt, eliciting small mewls from you. 
he softly pushes your body down again. he gets on his knees, parting your thighs. he lets out another soft chuckle as he notices the wet patch on your panties. zhongli’s fingers clasp onto the bands on your panties, pulling the cotton material down. he throws in a corner -- he’ll pick it up later. 
he takes in the sight of your puffy lips and clit, your slick coating all over your pussy. he notes how when you’re extremely needy, your clit peeks out of its little hood, begging to be touched. he kisses the nub as one hand grips your thigh and the other secures your hips down.
his thick fingers bully their way inside your hole, immediately finding that spongy spot in you. his fingers curl just right, the roughness of his finger tips make the sensation even more satisfying. you arch your back, wanton moans falling out your pretty lips. 
every time he moves his fingers, a small squelching noise can be heard. you feel him smiling against your clit. 
“she’s talking to me, bunny. i think she missed me a lot, huh? my poor baby, im so sorry. i’ve been so busy, honey. i didn’t have the opportunity to take care of you. it’s okay though, i’m here now princess -- don’t fret,”  
zhongli basks in the taste of your pussy. he thinks there’s nothing sweeter he’s ever had in his years of living. he can never get enough of how good you taste. 
he rolls his tongue on your clit perfectly, shivers crawling up your spine. his hand that found purchase on your thigh moves to your chest-- he tugs at the nipple, rolling it between his skilled, coarse fingers. 
your hips stutter against his mouth, gripping onto his hair.
“daddy! ‘m so close...please lemme cum!” he starts sucking on your clit harshly, and each tug on your nipple becomes rougher. he’s a soft lover, but even he loses control every now and then. 
he hears your high pitched moans, yelling out his name. your body twitches as one final thrust of his fingers brings you to your peak. he watches how your face contorts, lips turning into an ‘o’ shape. the flush on your cheeks is even more evident now, and he sees how the light reflects off your glossy skin.
he pulls his fingers out, mesmerized with the way globs of white pour out of your hole. he dives back in immediately, giving you no time to rest. however this time, his calloused fingers rubs circles on your clit, while his tongue has its turn fucking your hole. 
he can’t get enough. those fat tears that are supposed to warrant him off your body, only makes him want to stay longer. he swears to celestia he could be here for heaven. to him, this is celestia. no one could compare to his precious bunny. he praises you for not running from him, taking him like the good girl you are. 
he’s aware you’ve broken some rules while he’s been gone, but he can punish you for that later. right now the tightness in his slacks is getting very uncomfortable and the lack of stimulation is not helping. he lets you cum one final time, with a soft pinch on your clit, before he pulls away.
your chest heaves up and down as you take a good look at him. his lips, fingers, neck, fuck even his collar are stained with your slick. his hair’s disheveled from your pulling on his. there’s still some lipstick marks on his neck from when you attacked his neck. his shirt has 3 buttons undone, and his tie is pulled down too. your eyes travel to his crotch, finding the bulge sticking out. he must be in so much pain, you think. 
with no thoughts in your head besides how much zhongli must be in pain, your hands trace over his bulge. he lets out a hiss, before softly moving your hand to his belt. you quickly unbuckle it, setting it beside you. you unzip his black slacks. he kicks it to the side, before working on his shirt. he sits on his knees on the bed, your thighs either side of his. 
you tug on his collar, bringing him closer before kissing him. his lips are so soft and warm. you help him remove his shirt, as he takes off his remaining clothes and accessories. for the first time in weeks, you’ve seen him with his hair down -- it’s a breathtaking view, for sure. he notices how you’ve stopped to look at him. 
his hand cups your cheek, cooing at you before he kisses your cheeks again. you smile shyly, wrapping your arms around his neck. he pulls you onto his lap, his back flat against the headboard. you sit up on your knees, taking his leaky cock in your hands. he’s big. so big that your fingers don’t meet when wrapping around the base. you gulp at the sight of it.
his face is as pretty as his cock some might say. he’s thick and long, with prominent veins running down the sides. his tips flushed a rosy pink, precum dripping all over it. he aids you with lining yourself up, hand securely around your hip. 
you push down, trying to fit his fat tip inside. zhongli’s not a very patient man. his hand hovers over the geo symbol branded onto your navel, right on your womb. the symbol glows gold as you feel a vibration in your tummy. you close your eyes, gasping at the feeling. he’s able to control how fast he wants it. 
as you sink further onto his cock, the vibrations grow faster and stronger. he watches as your abdomen contracts as you fully take his cock. your gripping onto his shoulder, face hidden in his neck. 
there’s so much going on. you mumble his name weakly as he drags your hips up and down his cock. it’s too much. you’ve barely calmed down from your past two highs, now the vibrations combined with his cock is just too much.
“can’t do it, daddy,” you shake your head, more tears rolling down your face as you attempt to push him away-- but zhongli would never let that happen. he tugs on your collar, making you stay in place. he always says, “good girls don’t run away and if they do, they don’t get to cum,”
he’s imprinted that sentence in your head.
“do you not want to cum, princess?” he slams your down rougher-- his fingers finding purchase on your clit again. you shake your head once more, nails digging into his shoulders.
“no, no, daddy, i wanna cum j’st need a minute, please,” your brows furrow as you feel yourself coming closer again. the knot in your stomach is so tight and this feeling is different. it’s way too much, it’s too intense for your cunny. 
“you can do it, princess. y’er takin’ me so fucking well, come on, bunny. i feel you clenching, baby. you can do it,” he kisses that sensitive spot on your neck and rubs your clit even fast. you bounce on his cock like a fucking whore, unfiltered moans flowing out your mouth. you take in a deep breath right before zhongli thrusts up one last time and you’re gone. before you realize it, zhongli speaks. 
“pretty baby squirting all over me. good girl, see i knew you could do it,” his voice is strained. he’s not too far behind you. with a few more thrusts, he cums. you feel the warmth of his seed inside you. the vibrations stop, replaced by his soothing hands rubbing your hips and his lips that kiss away your tears.
you’re exhausted. you blink, trying to fight sleep, but you can’t. he notices your struggle, “don’t worry, bunny. daddy will take care of you. just sleep, my love. i gotcha,” 
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an: i needed to write zhongli so bad. i love him so much <3
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jhutchissupercool · 24 days
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I love my husband (I wanna hug him so hard he can’t breathe 🤭)
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phitzybabie · 8 months
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i like closing my eyes while listening to this, and pretending it’s Eddie speaking to me from his prison cell
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wearelordofcrime · 7 months
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I find the fact that William is defending Helena without his shoes on so silly. Like, he is doing all of this in his socks... I don't know why, but I find it funny.
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And here's proof that all females who spend at least 5 minutes with William develop a crush on him (and generally all people💀)
Also, while he was explaining to her why she is not weird, but unique and should be more confident, I kinda felt like he was speaking to me....
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He's so sweet. I just💍
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