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sasarahsunshine · 3 years
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it’s the first girls + spencer night since the team found out about aaron and spencer dating. what questions are the girls asking him and what does he actually answer? i imagine him gushing about how romantic aaron is and all emily wants to know is how big his dick is
Firstly, I cackled when I read this. The Emily part made me choke on my water and I’m still recovering from it. Secondly- hotchreid hotchreid hotchreid yes yes yes.
It’s Saturday night, and there’s no case! Penelope has declared every Saturday home as “Girls Night.”
Spencer does not know how he’s been dragged along to every single “girls night.” He’s not a girl. But he has steady hands and Emily likes when he paints her nails, so he’s usually invited along.
He’d rather be out with Aaron this time tbh, but Penelope is really convincing.
He knew from the beginning that Penelope was acting a little suspicious.
He should have known that the second he was greeted at the door this was not going to be the usual “girls night,” where they would watch dumb movies and eat sweets and do each other’s nails.
Emily grabbed him by the collar and dragged him inside, manhandling him onto the couch. He plopped down with a pout and crossed his arms.
And then the questions came. Almost with no real time to answer them, because after JJ would ask “how did Hotch ask you out?” Penny jumped in with “OMG does he wear normal clothes outside of work?”
Emily had no shame, “How big is his dick? I bet it’s huge, right?”
Spencer’s blush and stammering had her crossing her arms over her chest with a smirk, her hand held out to Penelope, “Pay up.” Penny puts a $10 bill in Emily’s hand.
Spencer has to put his hands out and wave them around, “Everyone calm down! One question at a time!”
He knows he’s not getting out of this. Might as well resign to his fate and just let it happen.
“Okay fine, how did Hotch ask you out?”
“He, uh, came to my place. With flowers. And asked me?”
WITH FLOWERS??? Hell yeah we all know he did. He’s a romantic sap, you guys.
Penny wants to know all about Hotch’s wardrobe. Spencer tells her, “dad jeans, t-shirts. A lot of shirts with old band logos, actually. Comfortable sweats and no shirt to bed.”
Emily: But does he go commando in bed?
Spencer: I’m not answering that
Emily: so that’s a yes
Spencer ends up gushing about their first date. It was literally so romantic. A reservation at a nice restaurant, they both wore suits (or, if you love enby/feminine Spencer, he was in a very attractive neutral colored blouse and dress pants). Aaron pulled out his chair for him, ordered expensive wine/cider, paid for the whole dinner- and they talked about anything and everything. The conversation flowed so well, and they didn’t even talk about work.
And yes, the first kiss was at the door as Aaron dropped Spencer off.
Penelope and JJ are gushing and just as smitten. “Who knew Hotch was such a softie?”
Penelope feeds a very sweet, very fruity drink into Spencer. And then he starts talking about how cuddly Aaron is ;u;
(Penny can’t handle that he calls Hotch, Aaron).
We all know Aaron is touch-starved. He’s always touching Spencer when he can. At work, it might just be brushing their arms or hands against each other, or a hand on a leg under the table. At home? He’s holding Spencer in his arms when they’re on the couch. He requires Spencer to be in the office with him when he’s working (they can’t always be touching but as long as he can see Spencer he’s happy). Aaron just needs to feel Spencer’s warmth to remind himself that he’s there ;u;
Ugh now I’m getting emotional
Spencer spills that the sex is amazing. Will he tell them how? No. But it’s “literally unlike anything else I’ve ever experienced.”
Emily is SO MAD he won’t tell her how big Hotch is. She just wants a number. “6 inches? 7? 8?”
“Emily I’m not telling you-“
“It’s 8. Holy shit.”
“EMILY IM NOT TELLING YOU.”
Anyways this was fun lmao!
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troubatrain · 3 years
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sober - m. barzal (pt. six)
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a/n: so after the hell week we all survived in the good ol’ USA my brain finally decided to let me actually write. tbh i wrote this about four times before i forced myself to just finish it and stop tweaking it.
Five
Mat’s kitchen looked like a tornado had run through it. The usually pristine, absolutely untouched kitchen of the young bachelor was getting more use in the twenty minutes Mat had been awake than it ever had. Truthfully, Mat wasn’t a morning person. Mat slept like a rock, and he thought there was nothing besides the fear of his coach that could get him up earlier than noon, but he was wrong. You had him up before eight, hoping if he could beat you to waking up you wouldn’t have a chance to sneak out on him. He did, opening his eyes to catch you snoring softly beside him. He laid there for a moment, his eyes on you because he almost in disbelief you actually stayed. It was a moment of peace, the complete opposite of the mess you’d both gotten yourselves into. For the first time in his life, he wasn’t debating how he was going to get someone to leave, he was figuring out how he was going to get you to stay.
Mat was an absolute whore, and he didn’t care one bit. Why should he? He was young, he was at the top of his game, and his ego got a little bigger everyday. He was just as guilty as you were when it came to his lack of commitment. Mat had never been able to be a good boyfriend, no matter how hard he tried - so he just stopped trying. His schedule wasn’t made for dating, and he never wanted to put the work in. You were different. Something clicked in Mat when he realized how enraged his body felt hearing DeAngelo talk about you the way he did. He was going to let it go, and in hindsight maybe he should have, but he didn’t want to. That protective feeling took over his body because it was too strong for him to shove back down before it got out.
Mat would have told you he loved you after that game, because he does, but he knew he was playing a dangerous game. The reality of what would happen if this was real scared him, but not nearly as much as he knew it had to scare you. You had something to lose, a life that Mat just wouldn’t be apart of. Mat wasn’t in a position to ask you to give that up, especially for someone who you weren’t even dating. Mat knew if he moved too quickly you’d get spooked and run away without giving Mat a second thought. He’d disappear from your memory like everyone before him.
Mat’s thoughts were broken by the sound of your feet padding into his kitchen, your arms wrapping around his waist while you pressed a kiss to his back, “Hi pretty girl.”
This was uncharted territory, the morning after. You’d always been an expert, leaving yourself enough time to sneak out and leave before anyone would notice you were gone. That kept your heart safe, free from the feelings that were present in this very moment. You couldn’t have left last night, slipping out of Mat’s bed and into a cab in the middle of the night, but something stopped you, “Do you actually know what you’re doing?”
“I thought I’d try to make you breakfast,” Mat admits, a smile on his face while he turned off the stove, eggs forgotten to look at you, “I’ll get better at it, I promise, breakfast can be my thing.”
“Your thing?” You muse, letting Mat gently push you onto the island, standing between your legs.
“Yeah, when we fall in love or whatever, I’ll make breakfast,” Mat chuckles, pressing a quick kiss to your lips.
“You’ve lost your damn mind Barz,” You sigh, leaning your head on Mat’s shoulder while you savored the last few moments of peace you were feeling. You were going to have leave his place, off to a four game road trip where Mat was free to fuck whoever he wanted.
Mat’s finger was gently gliding over your face, “If I’m crazy it’s because you made me crazy.”
“You were insane before I met you,” You defend not daring to open your eyes and meet Mat’s gaze, “And now you’re just annoying.”
“I don’t remember being annoying when you were begging me to fuck you last night,” Mat counters back, hands moving to your bare thighs, the warmth from his hands was a stark contrast from the cool counter, “If I’m correct it sounded something like Mat please.”
“Don’t push your luck Mat,” You threaten, his impersonation of you from the night before stopping almost immediately.
“Would I push it if I asked you to stay until my flight later?” Mat asks, eyes full of hope while he tries to hang onto the moment just a little bit longer.
“If you never talk about it again,” You nod, deciding that the damage was already done. You were so far gone a few more hours couldn’t hurt you anymore.
“We can talk about how fucking good you look in orange and blue though,” Mat teases, a grin on his face. You furrow your eyebrows, looking down and realizing just what shirt he had given you the night before. A bright white number thirteen in the corner, with an Islanders logo present on the front.
“Mat if you don’t take this off of me right this second.”
“You never have to ask me twice to take off your shirt babe.”
***
You leaned your head against the window of the private jet that definitely cost more for one flight than your entire salary, taking a deep breath and a break from the laundry list of emails you were due to answer. You were flying to St. Louis for the All Star Game, your plans of a week long vacation somewhere warm with some of the team and their significant others thrown out the door the second Chris stepped in for Panarin last minute. Not even two minutes later, Charlotte strutted over to your desk to tell you that without a need for someone to translate for Artemi, you were the new kid and that meant you had to suffer through the weekend while everyone else took their vacations. 
“At least pretend to be excited,” Chris mutters next to you, taking a break from his own reading and elbowing you in the side.
“It’s hard to be excited when everyone’s on a beach and we’re flying to Missouri in January,” You snark back, pulling your glasses off your face and rubbing your eyes.
“You either need to start sleeping or stop hanging out with that secret boyfriend of yours,” Chris jokes, but it struck a nerve with you.
Mat wasn’t your boyfriend. Mat. Wasn’t. Your. Boyfriend. He didn’t get to have all of you, because he didn’t deserve it - no man does. Nothing about the very small amount of vulnerability that he got to see after that game meant anything. You left that morning and he went on a four game road trip and the world spun on. You could stop whenever you wanted to, move on with some other dumb boy who didn’t care more about you in clothes than without. But did you want to? That was a debate you’d been having with yourself for days.
“He’s not my boyfriend,” You grumble, gritting through your teeth. Technically, it wasn’t a total lie.
“So you are seeing someone!” Chris points out, as if your deliberate words were going to make it past him. Chris held most of the intelligence on the entire Rangers roster, and there was nothing that he didn’t pick up, “So, What's the deal? He doesn’t want anyone to know about you or you don’t want anyone to know about him.”
“It’s mutual,” You hum, sipping the coffee that had gone cold.
“Are you a sugar baby?” Chris questions, a cautious tone to his voice, “Not that I think there’s anything wrong with it or anything-”
“No I haven’t found a sugar daddy,” You roll your eyes, waiving Chris and sparing him the lecture that there’s nothing wrong with the idea at all, “We’re just in a limbo.”
“For what it’s worth,” Chris says, taking a deep breath before he finished his thought, “You seem happy, you haven’t snapped on Tony in almost a week.”
“Thanks Chris,” You laugh softly, popping a headphone back into your ear so you could finish up some work.
***
Mat was in absolute disbelief the moment he saw you step into the hotel lobby. You weren’t supposed to be in St. Louis, you were supposed to be on some island in a bikini making him wish he wasn’t good enough to be selected for the All Star game at all. Mat scratched his head for an answer as to why you didn’t mention the change of plans, but then the thing that he spent his entire roadie before he left for St. Louis entered his brain at full speed.
You’re not her boyfriend.
Mat owed you nothing, and you didn’t have to tell him anything you didn’t want to. Mat honestly knew about four things about you and all of them related to your job. He was dying to know everything, even the stuff that didn’t matter that much. Hell, Mat would’ve killed to see the inside of your apartment at this point. He just needed one thing, one thing that he could hold onto that you showed him that no one else got to see. He was sure he’d find it, especially after he finally got you to stay at his place, but now he was starting to think maybe he’d never crack you.
You were going to just avoid Mat like the plague. The hotel was swamped with players, their families, and any staff that had tagged along for the weekend. The city was still buzzing from last season’s Stanley Cup win and there was not a chance Mat wasn’t going to be busy all weekend, because Mat Barzal was an amazing hockey player. You hated to be reminded of it, because if you could have Mat feed you stupid compliments and never remind you of his job you’d be happy forever.
hotel sex is on the table
and you look fucking hot today
You roll your eyes, checking your phone while you were standing in line to check in. You look around the room, trying not to draw any attention to Mat who was giving you a shit eating grin from across the lobby. He looked good, a white button up tucked into suit pants that were doing his ass justice. You look at Chris, who was too engrossed in his own phone to even look back at you.
pretend like i don’t exist right now and we’ll talk
wanna play a game?
that didn’t go well for you last time Barzy
if i beat your buddy kreids tomorrow night you give me one night
you won’t
is that a yes?
fine
You turn around, giving Mat one last death stare to remind him you weren’t kidding on your plea to pretend you didn’t exist. Your job was important to you because you weren’t Mat. You weren’t going to get paid millions of dollars to play and then retire with a pretty penny in your pocket. You worked, and the stress of losing your job would definitely break you. Charlotte instilled fear in you like no other boss you ever had could, and if you got caught messing around with someone who played for another team while you were working she’d probably just fire you on the spot. Not to mention the heartbroken faces of your chosen family. Mat somehow existed in both a different and the same world as you. He understood your work life because it was so close to his, but he had his own work family and you had yours. No matter what, there would always be some sort of weird divide caused by that stupid rivalry. For now, it was just going to have to be something you’d worry about later.
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You turned in the mirror of your hotel room, the lacy black lingerie set fit your body like a glove, and you were impressed with Mat’s taste given all he ever wore was sweatpants. You look in the corner of the room, the last piece of his little gift sitting in the box. Mat dropped it off earlier, a note on top telling you that when he inevitably smokes Chris in the faster skater competition he had something in mind. You weren’t surprised by his confidence, but you were surprised by the gift itself. Folded neatly in the box wasn’t just the lingerie, a bright blue and orange jersey was right underneath it, a shiny white number thirteen stitched into the back. You knew you didn’t have to wear it, because Mat wasn’t going to force you to do anything, but you were wet at just the thought of how animalistic Mat would probably get. You tossed on the jersey, throwing an even bigger sweatshirt and sweats over it before you snuck up to Mat’s floor- hoping Chris wouldn’t catch you leaving from the room across the hall.
You pull out the room key Mat gave you, sneaking into the door and locking it shut behind you. You slipped off your sweats, leaving you in nothing but the jersey and your panties.
“Fuck,” Mat dropped his phone from his hand the second you came into his view, “I didn’t think you’d wear it.”
“I wasn’t going to,” You muse, your confidence boosting while you strutted over to Mat. He had that effect on you, the ability to always make you feel like the sexiest woman in the world - even if you didn’t feel like were, “But then you beat McDavid.”
Mat pulled you between his legs while he sat on the edge of the bed, his hands toying with the jersey while he let the fabric slip through his fingers, “You look so fucking good in my jersey baby.”
“I’m proud of you Mat,” You purr into his ear, playing into Mat’s ego just a little bit. You were proud of him, and for the first time you wanted him to know. You pressed a kiss against his jaw, feeling his own breath hitch in his throat, “Can I show you?”
“Keep that jersey on and you can do whatever you want to me,” Mat admits, slipping his hand under the jersey and tapping your ass lightly.
“I’ll keep it on,” You giggle, pushing Mat on his back and getting to work. Your lips kissed down his chest with every button of his dress shirt you got undone, tossing it in the corner to be forgotten about until later. You unhooked his belt, leaving open mouth kisses just above his pants. You slid off his dress pants slowly, taking his boxers with them to let his cock spring free. Mat groaned at the sight, gathering your hair to pull it back for you.
“Wait,” Mat stops you, holding your hair back to stop you from putting your mouth on him. His finger traced your cheek, a look on his face you couldn’t quite read, “I just want to remember this, you look so beautiful right now.”
You could feel the heat rush your cheeks, Mat had called you to dozens of things but never once did the word beautiful ever slip through his lips, “You’re just saying that because I’m about to blow you.”
“No, baby, I mean it- fuck,” Mat groans, this thoughts halted by your mouth on his cock. His hips snapped up, hitting the back of your throat, “You’re so fucking good princess.”
You moan, hollowing your cheeks and gripping Mat’s thighs a little tighter, giving him the show you so desperately wanted. You head bobbed in a perfect rhythm, taking as much of Mat as your body could handle. Mat pushes your head back, taking a look at the line of spit that was still connected to his dick, your eyes were glassy and your throat was sore but Mat would keep you like that forever if he could, “Let me finish.”
“I’m in charge tonight,” Mat reminds you, the tone in his voice sent a chill up your spine. You knew Mat was rough, and a little demanding but he never crossed that line with you, “On your knees.”
“Like this?” You tease, sitting up on your knees to rile him up just a little bit more.
“More like this princess,” Mat stands behind you, gently pushing you down so your ass was in the air. He was quiet, bunching up his jersey so he could get a full view of the lingerie he went out and bought just for you, “Be good or I won’t let you cum pretty girl.”
Mat’s threat with a light smack to your ass, a moan escaping your lips. He slipped the black lace panties to the side, gliding one of his fingers against your folds while he pressed a kiss to your skin, “So wet for me already.”
“Only for you Mat,” The words tumbled out of your mouth, your eyes widening at your own confession.
Mat was thankful he was behind you, because if you saw the way his gaze changed from your words he’d never live it down. You looked so perfect, spread just for him. His jersey. His number. And in his own fantasy: his girl. He snapped himself back into reality, sliding into your pussy that was practically dripping in anticipation.
“Faster, fuck Mat please,” You whimpered out, trying to move yourself to get Mat to pick up the pace. He chuckled darkly, hips snapping back and forth until the only sound in the room was the string of curses leaving your mouth, “I’m close-”
Mat flipped you over before you could finish, his hand grabbing your chin and forcing you to look at him, “Tell me this pussy is mine.”
“Fuck I’m yours Mat,” You breath out, locking your eyes with his while it felt like time froze around you, “I’m yours.”
“Look at me when you cum baby,” Mat urges, his hand still gripping your chin. He picked up his place, making use of his other hand around your clit, “C’mon princess just for me.”
Your pussy fluttered around him, Mat letting out a groan while he tried to hold onto this moment for just a bit longer. He looked down at you, catching your breath from your own high. You hand snuck down to his cock, pumping it slowly, “Cum on me.”
Mat nods, letting you work on his dick with your hands while he nibbled at your neck. He was going to mark you up, make you remember who you belonged to because he so desperately wanted it to be him. He spilled onto your pussy, head pressed into your neck while he came down from his own high. You both laid there for a moment, your hand gently stroking Mat’s back while you both took a moment to think about what just happened. Mat was possessive in a way he’d never been before, and you ate it up without a second thought - that had to mean something right?
“I need to get back to my room,” you whisper, afraid to break the comfortable silence.
“I know,” Mat nods, finally picking his head up, “Keep the jersey, you might need it one day.”
“Your stupidity is honestly astounding,” You joke, brushing his hair out of his face while Mat’s face turned into a pout.
“Can I take you on a date?” Mat breathes out, hoping he wasn’t reading this the wrong way, “No games, no funny business, let me take you out.”
Say no. Say no and never call him again.
“One date,” You agree against your better judgement, pushing Mat away and looking around the room to find your sweats that you snuck into his room in, “Better make it a good one.”
Mat smiles, teeth on full display while he watched you slide your pants back on, “I’m the best at everything Y/N don’t forget that.”
“Goodnight Barz,” You tease, giving him one more look before you left his room.
The elevator ride down was quiet, most of the hotel’s occupants already asleep or still out partying the weekend away. For your sake, you hoped Chris would be fast asleep like the grandpa he was. You rushed down the hallway, Mat’s jersey still hanging loosely off your frame while you looked in your hand for your room key. Your search was stopped by a throat clearing behind you. You jump, turning around to see Chris’s eyes boring into you.
“You’ve got some explaining to do.”
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bourbon-ontherocks · 3 years
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So I guess now is a good time to start a new series of (re)watch posts, amirite?
May I present you the official start of “Previously, in season 4 (re)watch...”?
Dog butt!!! They really recast Buddy and Beth this season, huh?
WHY DOES EVERYONE IN AMERICA SEEM TO HAVE ADHD FFS?????
WHY DID HE SHAVE???? WHY???? Honestly Josh's beard was literally the only thing that made him remotely fuckable, now he looks like a grumpy Jake Peralta on a bad day and it's NOT a compliment...
I don't understand why Annie keeps booking therapy session with Josh while their dynamic is getting unhealthier by the minute...
So these morons are now cannonically quizzing each other about the days of the week. It's more official than ever, they're idiots.
"So you do understand the concept of time"  @sothischickshe​ WERE YOU A CONSULTANT ON THE SHOW?????
"Kind of like being almost pregnant" Okay I have SO MANY questions here. Did Rio find out about the pregnancy lie??? How? WHEN? Why didn't we get to see him reacting to the news? I -- what -- NBC YOU CAN'T DROP A BOMB LIKE THIS AND EXPECT ME TO KEEP QUIET OKAY
Lowkey expected Rio to make a sexual innuendo in response to "don't touch that it's still wet" tbh...
Okay so, so far we've got: fart jokes. Unhealthy therapy session. Idiots reciting the days of the week. If that's announcing the general level of the season, oh Lord, have mercy
ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! BETH IS SERVING INDUSTRIAL COOKIES IN HER HOUSE, I REPEAT, BETH IS SERVING INDUSTRIAL COOKIES IN HER HOUSE
Wait. So Beth signs up on Phoebe's class because of her faint, right? HOW could Phoebe anticipate that? Sounds like a lot of efforts put into a plan that wasn't likely to work in normal circumstances... Also, how did Phoebe recruit all these people???
I love that Beth's incentive to get Dean to do anything is mentioning Rio. And that it's enough.
Dean x Eric is my new ship goal. Derrick. Gosh I love this splashing scene!
Can we all agree that this Boland Bubbles logo is absolutely ugly?
gotta say, it really takes an idiot to paint OVER a sprinkler...
Is it me or is this a Beth x Phoebe (x squats) sapphic vibe?
So, um, not only are Beth and Dean under A LOT of suspicions, but they thought that bribing an official representant of the authorities was a good idea???? Is everyone really dumb in this show?
Honestly I don't think the writers would have made Rio say canonically that he owned the place if it hadn't been such a popular headcanon in the fandom. I'm growingly convinced that one of you mutuals is Bill Krebs and I want to know WHICH ONE
Actually it's not a bad thing that Rio owns the bar given how loudly Beth describes their criminal enterprise in it...
Also can we talk about how Rio casually brings up the concept of dropping panties? To Beth?? In a BAR????
LOL at Beth not knowing any drink without caffeine or booze! Also LOVE Rio's little shocked head-tilt at this
Okay but WHAT other stuff Emo Boi has on his mind?? Is he just being dramatic or are we bound to see his nun cosplay soon??
OMG this man has absolutely no notion of personal space. Not that we didn't already know that. But DAMN
Beth's face and incredulous "I am?" when Rio tells her that she was right is absolutely GOLD
What an EXCELLENT idea to write and sign an incriminating letter right before the cops interrogate you. Also, I seriously doubt Dean will ever think about looking behind the family picture. His interactions with it will probably be limited to covering it with a shirt while he'll screw his secretary on the desk
Beth's handwriting is as bad as Rio's tbh
Okay I have to admit that an Annie x Mick scene wasn't something I thought would ever happen in canon. How does she have his phone number though? Do they really have a group chat? *gasp*
Also there's only one car in this parking lot. Did Mick pick Annie up somewhere? And stopped for Chinese without offering her something to eat? I have so many logistic questions
WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW OBSESSED WITH PARENTHOOD??? Seriously, being a parent doesn't suddenly make you a good person
Hahaha, I love that Mick's beard has apparently magic cleaning skills since there isn't an ounce of sauce on that
YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR SISTER!!!!!
Ugh, another picnic table in the dark Brio scene... Honestly I feel like I've seen this scene ten times already? Could we change settings a little?
Did she seriously call him a tiger???? Are they petnaming already?
I'll never get over any scene where Beth overdoes cooking in a WILD fashion
Beth mentioning Rio dying of old age gave me THOUGHTS...
So, um. Last season I was definitely open to the suggestion of a Beth x Fitz storyline, I thought that there really was a potential and some sexual tension in the air, but then you give me this??? No build-up?? Just a creepy guy a la Trent from Crazy Ex Girlfriend (he's just a boy in love, but STILL)? Also, why is everyone in town hitting on a MARRIED woman? Not that I give that much importance to the institution of marriage, but like, everyone is hitting on Beth like some fanfic Mary Sue at this point...
This crying scene is so weird
OH MY GOD THEY'RE BUSTING DEAN, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, WHAT A CLIFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Nah, just kidding, I don't give a shit...)
Bonus: FINALLY someone is asking the good questions
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michael-beeloved · 3 years
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TW: slight homophobia [somewhat implied] (tbh it seemed worse irl than writing it out)
Soooo….
Yesterday my dad, mom, and I were shopping for crocs.
We saw this pair that I [didn’t really] liked and were going to get them.
My mom and dad were talking about it, and I was going over to another section to look at other crocs + some of the croc accessory things you can put in the holes and stuff.
The reason I wanted the crocs I [didn’t actually] liked was because of the spot where the crocs logo sometimes, but not always was- on the strap (?) of the croc and stuff.
There was a rainbow. For pride. And it’s not even fucking pride month.
I hadn’t mentioned that to [them/my parents] but my dad had noticed anyways.
I was in a place where I could hear, but they weren’t aware. I pretended I couldn’t hear.
My dad was asking if they could take the rainbow thing off, saying “I won’t let [her] wear that to school.”
… it wasn’t possible to take it off. So basically he was [not directly but still in a way] making homophobic comments by saying shit about how it was dumb that every pair of those crocs had those rainbow things on them [and weren’t removable].
Don’t remember how I switched to saying I wanted a different pair, but I ended up with these white shoes with stripes [that somewhat resemble the lesbian flag tbh but I’m not lesbian lol], sort of kind of beads clipped onto the croc (I’m bad at explaining this) as decoration, and then as the accessories in the holes we got [for free, with the crocs] two yellow stars on each side, one pink heart on both sides, a shell (?), and some flowers?
We also got some others we bought ourselves, such as two bees [one for each shoe], a yellow flower, and a flame.
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ghostowned · 3 years
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BEATRIX MORTEL ♡ THE EMPATH. 
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(AMANDA CAMPANA, TWENTY TWO, DEMI WOMAN, SHE / HER ) ⮕ Hey, isn’t that [ BEATRIX MORTEL ]? I heard that they were a part of the crew. According to the wiki it says they’re the [ EMPATH ] of the group. Avid fans say that they’re [ INTUITIVE ], but that they can also be [ HEDONISTIC ]. Maybe that’s because they’re a [ PISCES ]. This gossip forum says they joined the group because of [ HER INTUITION PULLING HER TOWARDS THE GROUP ]. I wonder if that’s true. I also heard they [ DO NOT ] believe in ghosts. I wonder if their time in arcane inc will change that. ( pepper, twenty four, est.)
ABOUT THE MUN.  ooh, yuh, get it i guess !
hi, hey, hello everyone my name is pepper and i am very much writing this on three am christmas morning.... oof. but i wanted to pop by and semi quickly introduce my babey before knocking out so!! here we are!! but before we get into her, a bit about me to break the ice! my alias is inspired by the iconic duo salt and pepper and their classic song push it. i am an english major who learned how to spell passivist the other day, yes we exist. i am late to literally everything so me just showing up now,,, can we say on brand?? i am a hoe for pinterest and after i finish this intro i will probably start on bex’s pinterest board! i have never played the sims, rip, i am a hoe for pretty much all reality shows (my faves are bachelor, love island, and the cheesy netflix ones atm) and i am actually a huge scaredy cat! the last horror movie i watched was ready or not which i actually realy enjoyed but i have maybe watched? ten horror movies in my entire twenty four years of life. wild, i know. oh and i use she / her pronouns for anyone wondering! okay, now that that’s out the way, 
BIO.  being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate
bex is actually a new muse and since she’s new to the group i still want her to have a bit of an air of mystery about her so i will not be elaborating too, too much on her backstory but 
actually a twin! i’d like to put in a wanted connection for her twin at some point because i think it’d be fun if they were both involved in the group but yeah, bex is half of a set. if you are interested in the connection hmu < 3
her and her sibling didn’t want for much at all growing up. their parents were pretty well off and so it wasn’t as if they were struggling. the worst thing about their childhood was that they often moved from city to city to support her father’s job. her dad was an author of supernatural and horror books and so he tended to go wherever the inspiration struck. so bex basically grew up in creepy houses and such! whenever her dad solved the mystery of one place nd finished his novel they would move. 
around the time that bex was six they lived in a very specific house. and when they moved from it bex found herself with this power. she is able to feel what people are feeling when she touches them or feel what someone else was feeling when she touches something that they’ve touched. think theo crain from hill house basically. it wasn’t something she was born with though, and since bex was already a pretty cheerful child with a pretty active imagination her mother tried to talk her out of the whole thing. 
bex’s mother was a child psychologist and it was with her help that bex learned that anything she thought she was feeling or seeing was just in her imagination. she was just really empathetic. and sometimes she found herself with imaginary friends. and maybe sometimes she had strange dreams, but this was all very normal. 
bex didn’t really have any choice but to believe her mom as a child. so for years she just ??? went with her powers unchecked, over stimulated and confused and scared. she didn’t deal with it well. and her parents didn’t understand. 
her dad found it fascinating though. wrote a whole book about her. it quickly became a best seller, and bex, his inspiration, pretty quickly became a bit of a celebrity in the horror novelist community. even bex, who absolutely loved attention, hated the whole thing. but she was too young for anyone to listen to her. 
suffice to say, the moment that bex turned eighteen she dipped. specifically she left to go to university. she studied up and got a bachelors degree in architecture. she is planning to get her masters next because she’s really passionate about her field, but well she stumbled into arcane first. 
it was completely by accident honestly. one day she was just living her life as normally as her life tended to get. and the next moment she saw one of their videos. and it was like everything clicked into place at once. she tried to ignore it, she really did, but it wasn’t long until she was seeing them everywhere. until she found herself drawing the arcane inc logo absently in the margins of her notes, or dreaming about the group at night, or mumbling lines of their show to herself when she was meant to be distractedly humming. it was weird, like really weird, and again bex would have brushed it off as nothing, but i imagine that at some point she actually saw them irl. maybe they reached out to her due to one of her father’s novels and bex likely having lived in that house before, or maybe she stumbled upon them completely coincidentally, but bex might not believe in ghosts but she sure believes in the universe. and who is she to say no to what the universe so obviously wants? details tbd sdkjsd
so here she is! having a good time in her gap year between uni and grad school. i’d say she’s been here since?? june of this year and she’s still going strong. she is still a bit skeptical about some things but she’s having a good time anyways. 
HEADCANNONS.  are my prophetic visions a joke to you
is she a mix of all the characters in hill house,,, maybe so 
for someone so smart bex is also dumb. she still thinks that for the most part she’s really empathetic, like yeah she can touch something and tell you how the last person who touched that thing felt but * bex vc * is it really that big of a deal? i mean it’s basically a party trick dkldsklds honestly bex’s mother just really got into her head a child, but she is prety sensitive to things like touch. tends to get cold really easily in places with spiritual energy so catch her wrapped up like nothing else (tends to always have her sweater over her hands in those places). the type to stick to you like glue and touch you like crazy when you’re in a good mood and keep a good distance away from you when you’re in a bad one. she’s pretty good at comforting and cheering people up, but she will not touch you when you are in a bad mood for the most part cause she doesn’t want those vibes?? gets super caught up in other people’s emotions sometimes, and her own and they all tend to blend together. like if you have a crush on someone and you’re in your feels about it and bex touches you she’s like damn do i have a crush on them? do i have a crush on you? are we about to KISS right now? and she will kiss you then tbh she’s big dumb sometimes smh. this is how she gets herself into trouble. 
in love with love and falls in love often and deeply. like she feeds off her partners emotions a lot too so bex is an a plus girlfriend tbh. things never work out though as bex’s partners usually think things are too intense or bex like feels the slightest inkling that they might want to break up with her and dumps them before they can get the chance, rip 
inspired by this tiktok tbh!
bex is also a diver and has been since she was young, and this is inspired by this tiktok
bisexual!
very fun and easy to get along with honestly. almost always has good vibes. if bex is sad she will simply find someone in a good mood and cling to them for a bit. very hot and cold tbh, like she does not explain why she avoided you a bit for a few days and suddenly wants to hold your hands like rip to the crew sdkjsdk
will respond to any nickname! i put trixie on the app but bex, trixie, bee, beck, trick, bea, and any other nickname will be accepted. bex loves nicknames cause they make her feel closer to people so if your muse wants to give her a nickname,,,, please do 🥺
will do anything to make herself feel good. all feelings are overwhelming for her, especially when she has to take other people’s feelings into account too so she tends to try and enjoy herself at all costs and she is a big fan of the little things. sleeping in, sex, dr*gs, drinking, like blowing bubbles, food, anything that is fun and makes you feel good, bex is into and will do over anything serious any day. 
an extrovert. 
WANTED CONNECTIONS. i can’t talk right now, i’m doing hot girl shit. * summons a malevolent demon *
an ex on bad terms, her twin, an fwb, an ewb, a close friend in the group, someone she has a crush on maybe or vice versa, someone who’s good vibes bex is constantly seeking out, someone who hates her omg, a smoking buddy, someone she formed an instant bond with, a sibling like relationship, a childhood friend she’s reunited with, a fan of her father’s novels, a confidante, someone who makes her feel safe when things get to be a bit too much for her, someone she regularly cheers up, someone bex hates? 
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paramar · 4 years
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random JMM thoughts i need to get out before the new episode airs and don’t guarantee separate posts:
kim was very serious about “no more lies between us” going both ways and that it’s also going to appeal to herself as much as jimmy. while i and many other people immediately though this being a secret-backstory-reveal card the show will try to pull, is not that kim is without lies even if they may seem small and innocent compared to other stuff in the show: when she discussed her new job opportunity in piñata she made it sound like is something schweikart suggested instead of something she proposed, and it’s a decision that comes immediately after she saw the new W&M logo sketches in jimmy’s notebook (not helping the fact that while doing that, she learned he doesn’t plan to see a therapist). and tbh, the writing around kim is so careful that a decision like that could have easily been demonized by the writers or made her hated by the audience but it didn’t happen because the bcs team clearly put a lot of care in kim’s character.
plus, kim stoic-but-offended expression after kevin says that she can do better is not unlike the way she reacted before when someone badmouthed jimmy, but it also comes with the fact that kevin is the one who says it, and that annoyance is made clear when she comes back to his office. like, he ignored her advice and now he’s the one giving advice to her? (plus i’m 100% sure that kim knows that he's not wrong in what he says. she’s not dumb, she knows she "can do better” but the question is does she want to do better? saving the distances, she must rationalize it the same way she sees her job with mesa verde vs her pro bono cases: one brings money, an advancing career, opportunities, reputation, and so on. but which is the one she actually enjoys?)
finally, the scene at the end where jimmy screams at howard draws similarities to that time he had a meltdown at the copiers’ place, projecting his own unsorted feelings toward chuck on an undeserving person who is genuinely trying to cooperate/help him out, but it’s also a huge contrast with their very first interaction that we see in uno: both times he screams at him but in the first, while mad, he is playfully quoting a movie and saves his anger for when he is alone, while now his self aggrandizing speech comes out of nowhere and he is, as howard point out, more than a little unhinged mentally.
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thatdamnokie · 6 years
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today, i watched rocknrolla for the first time and kept a running tab of live commentary which can be found below the cut and is a stupid amount of ridiculous and will not make ANY sense unless you’ve also seen rocknrolla and like--have some vague memory of how the movie happens because this was all pretty much stream-of-consciousness or whatever.
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yoooo i dig the opening song. okay. off to a good start.
for real thought the dark castle logo was hogwarts fml
is that… mark’s voice?
who is this muscular motherfucker?
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BONG PIPE THING
that’s as tall as a toddler what the fuck
look at all these people in this movie!
THAT WAS MARK
mr. strong ladies and gentleman
… wait lenny looks super familiar, what else have i seen him in.
this all seems very complicated.
idris and gerard!
counselor’s cute too
why is everyone in this movie so fucking cute
WHERE ELSE HAVE I SEEN THIS GUY
every time mark speaks i jump
wait is that—gerard’s actual accent?
lenny, you are a terrifying dude.
and mark i want to ruffle your hair.
archie, that profile, sweet gracious.
… fuck he’s in the background and i just can’t stop looking at him.
this all sounds very, very complicated.
he calls him “len” omg
“do i look like a fucking immigrant” u h m
okay so pretty sure i don’t like lenny, they should just let archie be the leader
enter the russiannnsss
your sweater is dumb russian guy
i like his accent though
guys i don’t know enough about real estate hustling to be able to explain this to another person
aw sweet russian sweater man giving him his painting
… wait no camera man show me the painting
“whiskey is the new vodka” sure yuri whatever you say
lenny i can shoot whiskey better than you can you fucking bitch
dude you can’t hold your sauce can you?
archie
archie help him
fuck he is so handsome
that jawline
“famous archie smile” I WANNA SEE
dude you need to be nicer to people when whiskey makes you that sweaty?
… i’m sorry but i think i could outdrink arch’s boss???
bless whoever made mark narrator
yooooo stella!
i like her!
dude she looks boss as fuck
“i don’t feel like smiling”
dude a marriage of convenience where you don’t have regular sex sounds awful
“welcome to the—speeler?” did he say speeler?
tom!
some of the names in the opening credits didn’t look familiar but these faces do.
wait is gerard gay or was he making a joke?
that. accent. gracious.
just picture that growling in your ear. fuck, i want a british boyfriend guys. i mean it.
i like the color scheme of all this like everything’s—muted, but still classy?
okay i dig 1-2 and stella’s broship.
can you imagine just calling him twelve to save time
“just a black eye, nothing more.”
dude she has louboutins! or something like them! the ones with the red bottoms, i’m probably misspelling it.
hanging out at the country club. very classy.
arch, you’re all limbs.
… you’re also scary.
duuuuude he has a way of talking that just makes me nervous. like an undercurrent of a threat, things implied…
“in there like swimwear” i’m stealing that.
duuuuude lenny’s robe though?
i got office envy! look at that desk.
WHO FALLS BACKWARDS IN THEIR CHAIR
oh shit they took the painting
… that i still don’t know what it looks like, guys let me see it
len you are boned.
“and archie’s gonna have to go… to work.”
he is literally the tallest dude in every shot.
is he giving him slapping lessons rn.
… yes he is.
oh
oh
oh no
JESUS
ARCHIE
we do NOT HIT PEOPLE
gracious.
i’m torn because on one hand, that would probably really fucking hurt, his hands are probably as big as my fucking face
on the other hand—would i let mark strong slap me?
… maybe.
“but you keep the receipts because this ain’t the mafia”
idrisssss
fuck if he smiled at me like that i’d do whatever he said too
“everybody have fun tonight! <3” :D EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT
“now fuck off”
oh twelve
ugh all the style in this movie.
wardrobe goals.
i want that bag.
“… maybe.” bro you said that like you wanted the d, and i can’t say i blame you.
i like how yuri says london.
for a split second i thought that was tom holland???
ohhhhh what’s gonna happen now!
does everyone just like—drive mark around in these movies
OMG it’s the same money
this shit is hysterical
i want to mess his hair up. because if we were in public he’d probably hate it and tbh i’d be too scared to do it but maybe privately…
guys… i feel like i’d fit into the uk.
ohhhhh an INFORMANT
… oh that dude is cute!
oh that dude is CRAZY
oh, drugs, right. these are the drugs i do not do.
his name is TWELVE archie
see, he’s so good at being quietly threatening
his laugh is so… <3
i think ship stella and yuri—
oh FUCK i forgot she was married
he’s also gay as shit, yuri
dude she just got so sad…
“you devil”
oh duuuuuude
you want that v so bad and it is so obvious
they both have nice hands.
poor bob. :(
twelve you sweet scottish bastard.
OH
UHM
OKAY
that’s a twist.
twelve noooo
dude be cool
DUDE
DUDE THIS IS NOT HOW YOU HANDLE THIS
CALM DOWN
oh my god
duuuuude, twelve.
dude.
bob. bob honey i am so sorry.
is he crying? T.T
TWELVE DO SOMETHING
“no I’M FUCKING SORRY”
YEAH WELL YOU SHOULD BE
a—a poof?
is ‘poof’ a bad word?
guys i don’t know anything about british slang.
bob honey relax…
ohhhhh i’m not sure if that was a smart question to ask right that second.
archie, you’re so classy and wonderful and probably wouldn’t freak out on people like that. probably.
this van gentleman is so delightful ( i am so bad at names rn )
so his nickname is van gentleman.
TANK
there we go.
i like this broship.
in which arch continues to be all. fucking. leg.
OH SHIT
i was NOT PREPARED
“like most things american they’ve eaten the natives” i mean…
i really like his comparison of the crayfish and greed, but like… i also really want bbq now… (have you HAD bbq crayfish? shit’s delicious.)
also HOLY SHIT was not expecting them to be stuck on him like leeches? that’s terrifying.
archie has like—this hidden mercy about him… like he got a weird look on his face and i couldn’t tell if it had to do with the quid dude or putting the other guy back in with the crayfish.
it’s his STEPSON?
ohhhhh an american!
oh he is handsome.
mickey. <3
what else have i seen this rocker dude in…
“ladies of the pole”
mickey’s hat ftw
oh this fedora guy is cute.
JUNE
i love that name AND her bangs!
this movie was a phenomenal soundtrack
aaannnddd definitely thought that dude was masturbating for a second
wait is that the guy from the beginning?
LENNY
... wwwooooowwww
lenny is an ASSHOLE
LENNY
johnny, johnny honey you do not deserve this
why is this movie full of people who deserve better than they got???
LENNY don’t you DARE
that is NOT OKAY
FUCK YOU
gosh, kid, bless your heart…
SHOW ME THIS FUCKING PAINTING
there are so many different accents in this movie and all it’s doing is confirming the fact that i never left my “i want a boyfriend with a nice voice” phase
“guns nuns and cowboys” idk what this bonanza thing is but i’m in
johnny you are very scary and i’m sorry that your stepdad made you like this.
dude stop touching june?
“it’s tasty and exotic—a bit like your june.” lenny you’re disgusting.
that’s an intense line of questioning, lenny.
this fucking painting.
ARCHIE
STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROPHONE
oh my god
i literally just want him to never stop talking
omg bob.
dude twelve looks piiiiiiissed.
i think… i missed a part of the plot.
guys i want to be a part of this world but i’m only able to say that because no one’s very asked me to like… torture someone.
or sleep with someone gross.
victor you handsome bastard.
russian is such a guttural language i love it
FUCK YOU LENNY
at least you’re getting better at shooting your whiskey? fucking asshole.
like i like him less and less because he’s just GROSS you guys
jk could still outdrink him.
if you touch archie lenny i will reach through his screen and rip your face off.
i really wouldn’t be threatening someone who could snap you in half but okay
who the hell is cookie?
COOKIE
you look like a one-many party
omg where are your pants
cookie
cookie i love you you disaster of a man
omg i want to be invited to one of these parties
like just let me relax in a corner with an old fashioned and a cute boy
OHHH THEY FUCKED
OH
OKAY
that explains a lot
dude bob that’s—okay but like they thought he was going to prison, that was just an accident
wait does archie know?
dude stella i want to be your friend so you can help me with my wardrobe
… twelve. twelve what are you doing.
stella looks so fucking unimpressed
YEAH BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING
dude, stella, girl, i’m sorry
at least one of you can dance
oh bertie you gay as shit
stella why did you marry this man
i like this closed captioning thing they’re doing.
who. is. the. informant.
“and remember—i *am* dangerous.” yes you are baby.
bertie you are so awkward
bob. bobby no. D:
BOB
oh bertie don’t act like you didn’t like getting bossed around i saw it in your face
y’all he is fucking ENAMORED
i’d go see this guy live.
that bouncer wasn’t fucking around. one hit knockouts.
… john. johnny. what are you doing
JOHNNY DO NOT STAB THE BOUNCER
HE IS MAKING ME SO NERVOUS
HOLY SHIT
JOHNNY
ALL RIGHT COOL LET’S JUST SHANK THE BOUNCER
johnny you are batshit crazy
“fucking mutt” wait, what does that mean?
mumbles is a handsome man.
ohhhh this is an awkward conversation.
“made a pass.” right.
ohhhh. oh he knows.
twelve, dude, i’m sorry.
he looks so uncomfortable.
but hey like this means they didn’t fuck so that’s a thing?
boooob, sweetheart. <3
they’re all such good mixes of good and evil.
except lenny. fuck lenny.
ooooo that lady has pretty hair.
oh wait THAT’S cookie?
then who was pantsless homie?
this movie has such a big cast and i can keep track of like four people.
this club lounge place looks cool though.
he helped him get off the rock? that’s pretty rad.
p.s. this movie has a great soundtrack tbh.
all the same kiddos maybe just stick to weed and the occasional hallucinogens
say no to cocaine and crack
oh, johnny. :(
buddy.
holy SHIT this guy’s scars though!
DUDE
how many scars do these russian guys HAVE
… ADJNSJANSOAPSLKKJADSM
TRAIN
OKAY
WAIT NO TRUCK
JESUS
… more scars i guess?
… wait i wonder if archie has scars like that?
ohhhhh noooo yuri.
yuri did your friends die?
LENNY you’re racist and i do not like you.
oooohhhh why do i feel like so many bad things are gonna happen in the last part of this movie.
twelve you’re limping my baby who hurt you
… oh
OH
THAT is who hurt you
also i ship those two russian guys
i like how stella was apparently just watching the entire thing from a distance
and then has the audacity to critique him lmfao
holly shit right into a STOREFRONT
dude NONE of y’all are having a good day
this entire scene is fucking—something else
guns
knives
golf clubs
just
anything you can pick up and use as a weapon at all
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE THESE DUDES JUST INDESTRUCTIBLE
“ABANDON SHIP RUN FOR YOUR LIVES”
YEAH BITCH AGREED
OH SHIT COPS
BOB ARE YOU JUST GONNA WAVE LIKE THEY’RE YOUR BROS
THIS IS STRESSFUL
PARKOUR
bob you look like a puppy
and twelve looks like a zombie
and then there’s mumbles who just stole the coolest bike helmet i’ve ever seen
twelve, honey, you just can’t catch a break
dude russian guy is fucking RIPPED
kudos to who did the cinematography of this because it looks fucking cool
this is the slowest high-intensity chase i’ve ever seen
ripped and covered in blood. i dig it.
twelve you faker
oh hi ruskies
archie do you own any clothing that’s not black, grey or blue…?
fuck i love that jacket, but it’s so long it just makes him look even taller
LENNY
YOU NEED TO NOT BE SO FUCKING RACIST?
and get your hands off his testicles!
gracious.
everyone in this movie needs jesus.
johnny stop calling him pedro.
can…. can i see the painting please.
please.
guys.
this poor scottish guy.
yuri got cake.
johnny… sorta reminds me of freddie mercury in some of these shots? for like a few seconds at a time.
… okay so i’m full of dread between this monologue and what’s happening on the golf course.
lenny. buddy. you really got like. not do that. stop calling everyone immigrants
OH SHIT
GET HIM
GET HIM VICTOR
YOU GO BABY
this is a weird juxtaposition in terms of scenes though?
like
lenny getting his legs beat
and johnny’s super sad speech about the cigs
dude i can’t bring myself to feel bad for len.
wait where’s archie?
“and that is also why i cannot give that painting back.”
this is a set up for something really really bad.
and then they have moments where they act like dudes i know and i warm up to pete and johnny.
bobby stop fucking with that poor man. you’re gonna make him fall in love with you.
“i’m going back to bed.” “can i come?”
*smack* okay, that shit was funny.
johnny you need some chicken.
oh these motherfuckers.
… guys i wanna be a rocknrolla
lmao a protest
that flat looks disgusting.
dude you need to treat your bro better
ASJANSJASN
THEY TOOK THE PAINTING
CAN I SEE IT
LET ME SEE THIS FUCKING PAINTING
OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT
if this movie ends without me seeing this fucking painting i’m going to kill someone
good man cookie.
TANK’S WATCHING P&P
COOKIE YOU DA REAL MVP
gerard’s laugh though
OH
… well then
like if she wasn’t so unhappy in her marriage i’d feel bad
THE INFORMANT YES TELL ME
… sydney shaw?
“where did he learn a word like pseudonym?”
awwww he likes her…
oh she likes him!
okay good because that sex didn’t look romantic at all.
“you’ve got very good taste mr. one-two.”
lenny fuck you.
you’re gonna be alive for like three more years, relax.
archie. <3 that protectiveness—even if it is for lenny.
aaannnnddd enter the russians.
what a clustfuck.
wait TWELVE
DAMNIT TWELVE
OPEN YOUR EYES
… oh you are FUCKED
ooosajdnaksdjnajsdna this is anxiety-inducing
y’all this is why drugs are bad
and then nice outside scene. birds chirping. looks like a lovely day.
oh shit ARCHIE WITH A GUN
there’s no way that twelve is still alive
what the FUCK
am i SEEING
dude archie, me too
omg ARCHIE HELP HIM
that SMILE
dude i’d laugh too
OH
OH SHIT
welp.
okay, we all figured archie was gonna kill people
put your FUCKING TONGUE BACK IN YOUR MOUTH
wait he SHOT TWELVE?
omg everything is happening at once.
wait, stella, what’d you do?
OMG
dude she looked FREAKED OUT
yuri… dude, what are you doing…?
UHM
WHAT
WAIT
WHAT IS HAPPENING
STELLA YOU LITERALLY FUCKED TWELVE LIKE A SECOND AGO
ohhhhhhhhhh
ohhhhhhh noooooo
ohhhhh NOOOOO
oh stella, honey you in danger girl
archie looks a thousand percent done and he’s been around this kid thirty seconds
wait archie was in prison?
this sydney shaw person put arch in prison…
duuuuuude younger!archie ;-;
“uncle arch” T.T
WHAT the fuck, lmao
just whipping out his gun, nbd
archie stop that. they’re babies.
johnny man you’ve—been fucked up for a while.
dude archie you look miserable.
ohhhh nobody died.
THANK YOU ARCHIE
GET HIM
i hate this entire family.
who all is about to die in this weird basement silent hill place.
… dude. johnny’s face though.
like i’ve felt like NO sympathy for lenny this entire time but i feel bad for johnny. :/
“a hot bath and a cold razor”
… dude
“because you’re poison john.”
o u c h
but like he is CRAZY
like
help i don’t know who to feel for
i feel for everyone
… except lenny
OH SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
LENNY
JESUS
DUDE
HE IS GOING TO KILL HIS OWN STEPSON
what the fuck is happening.
YES THE INFORMANT
wait.
WAIT.
IT’S FUCKING LENNY????
OH MY GOD
“you are a VERY dirty bastard sydney.”
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT
THE
FUCK
NO
STOP KILLING EVERYONE
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS
NO NO NO NO  NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO THIS ISN’T WHAT I WANTED
this is STRESSFUL
“put your hands up!”
*thud*
okay that was funny
THE BOYS!
oh, archie.
oooohhhhh… all this shit…
archie. fuck, you can hear the betrayal in his voice.
shit, this is sad.
“there is no spring without a winter. no life without death.”
… archie?
oh a time skip!
oh SHIT johnny got a GLO UP
“c’mon then give us a cuddle”
i’ll GLADLY you give you a cuddle
OH MY GOD THE PAINTING
SHOW ME
S H O W M E
… you literally put those russian guys in pieces, didn’t you archie.
you terrifying motherfucker.
GUYS I WANT TO BE IN THIS WORLD
FUCK YOU GO GET THEM JOHNNY
... wait was there supposed to be a sequel?
… WAIT
WAIT  NO
NO
YOU FUCKING SHOW ME THAT GOD DAMN PAINTING
oh my god.
fuck it.
fuck that.
nope.
like mid-credit scenes are the least y’all can do.
… wait is that tom and gerard just like fucking with each other, it might be, that’s sort of adorable.
dude that gay club looks like fun though.
i don’t dance because i’ll spill my drink but.
awwwww guys i could watch them dance forever, like, this shit is funny.
ohhhh i hope this means that archie becomes the new lenny. he’d be a much better lenny.
and now we sway to this groovy end credit music while i sit and seethe in hatred that i never saw the painting and i’m pissed about it. :))))))
… fuck.
welp, guess i’ll just have to write shit about how the fuck this dude falls in love with a cop then.
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[ even numbers for the weird asks, pleaseeee ]
me: has to google what are even numbers lol
2. chocolate bars or lollipops? lollipops, cuz after that i can munch on the lil lollipop stick too which keeps me busy lol
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? i know it totally doesn’t look like that but i used to be the class’ smart kid who participated in all kind of competitons and shit like that, was in the school choir, went to music school... so yeah, i was pretty much your average nerd, but then i grew up stewpid haha
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? a weird mix of tomboy and grunge, depending on the day and actual mood, weather and whatever the hell i got clean lol
8. movies or tv shows? movies - i usually lose interest in every series after like... 2-3 episodes? i only finished like 3-4 deries in my whole life so i guess the number speaks for itself
10. game you were best at in p.e.? i used to be pretty good at volleyball back then, though i was always considered too short to be on the school team haha 
12. name of your favorite playlist? am 4:44 with a little moon emoji, made by yours truly (aka me)
14. favorite non-chocolate candy? i don’t really eat sweets... but when i do i go for sour jellies but idk if that counts as candy haha
16. most comfortable position to sit in? have you ever saw one of those “bisexuals can’t sit normally” memes? pretty much all of those, i always sit in random poses until my back gives in, i don’t have a favorite position tho
18. ideal weather? the summer night’s warm weather with a little breeze, maybe with some clouds... but i usually enjoy rains and thunderstorms too unless i have to go out because then i’m like bruh
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? depends on what i have to write - for school notes i usually use a notebook and/or my laptop; for stories - my laptop or my phone’s notes if the inspiration gets me outside; everything else i’ll just write on random scraps of paper or in random notebooks just to never find them again haha
22. role model? i don’t really.... have one? i rather have a motto to live by but i don’t really look up to anyone tbh
24. favorite crystal? don’t have one, i dunno shit about crystals lol
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? go out for a nice walk or some drink with my friends, walk my cat outside or just chill on my balcony with a boo while terrorizing my neighbors with a randomly chosen edm playlist
28. five songs to describe you? human by sevdaliza badmind by kuzi scar by foxes throat full of glass by combichrist 5:3666 by machine gun kelly
30. places that you find sacred? uhhh..... i can’t really think of any that would fit here? but i never really step in weird plant formations in forests and shit like that, cuz better be safe than sorry
32. top five favorite vines? i literally only have one favorite vine and it’s the two guys chillin in a hot tub, thats it
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? every seasonal whiskas one because of the baby cats.... but other than that i haven’t seen an ad in ages, i don’t have tv and use adblock on pc haha
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? i...c an’t remember, it was probably one of the rage comics or trollface comics? can’t really recall tbh it was ages ago
38. lemonade or tea? lemonade, with lots of ice cubes and mint, give it to me pls
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? well in elementary some guy from the older classes took a sh*t then went to one of the classrooms to wipe his ass with the curtains there lol also some other time someone pissed out of the window on the first floor  in high school someone gassed the whole school with pepper spray, but like an insane amount, and everyone went immediately panic mode, police and firemen were called, the whole school evacuated..... and the one responsible for that had to pay like an insane amount of money for the police/fire dept. action haha
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? pants pockets, i don’t trust jacket pockets cuz they usually dont have a lil zipper to close them up and i’d totally lose my phone if i put it there, im stewpid like that
44. favorite scent for soap? orange-vanilla or some other citrus-y scent
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? anything oversized will do with some pants/underwear
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? probably a grapefruit, fucking bitter about everything lmao
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? once i laughed at a plastic bag being dragged around by the wind for like 10 minutes while being fucked up drunk... does that count?
52. favorite font? hands down times new roman
54. what did you learn from your first job? that the customer isn’t always right and that apparently i had a knack for putting down tiles
56. favorite tradition? does halloween count? i love halloween
58. four talents you’re proud of having? i’m a really good driver.... and i think that’s it? i really can’t come up with anything else... does being loud and obnoxious sometimes count? and i think i’m good enough with people too... and i think i’m a good listener? idk, i’m pretty useless tbh
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? give me the good old horror and make me the obnoxious side character who rarely ever speaks cuz no one ever asks them anything, that would pretty much resemble my actual life
62. seven characters you relate to? bojack horseman, sal paradise, loki from mcu, wednesday addams, oba yozo from no longer human, richie tozier, holden caulfield
64. favorite website from your childhood? club penguin! i wasted sooooo much time on there, sheesh....
66. favorite flower(s)? i really like succulents and ferns! and cactuses... or anything that’s low maintenance tbh
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? licorice... and also cucumber lemonade, gross
70. left or right handed? right
72. worst subject? i’m really bad with history and physics, i’m just way too dumb for those
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? around 9-10, i’m pretty much used to all my chronic pains and tbh i don’t like taking pain meds cuz i always have to take double because once i was misdiagnosed and spent almost a year on painkillers so barely anything works for me now... thanks public healthcare
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? fries... i’d love some now, i’m actually hungry 
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? coffee from gas station, now pretty much all of them have decent coffee machines and the prices are okay too and i definitely trust them more than any boxed sushi ever
80. earth tones or jewel tones? jewel
82. pc or console? i grew up as a pc kid and tbh never had the money for a console so i just got stuck with it haha
84. podcasts or talk radio? if i necessarily have to choose then podcasts
86. cookies or cupcakes? both as long as its witch choccie
88. your greatest wish? let’s be realistic - i’d like to have my own place and little car and cats and i’d be all good
90. luckiest mistake? drunk kissing this one guy from my esports team after telling him i was a lesbian and he told me he had a girlfriend, it was stewpid tho, lets not get back to it
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? sunlight and fairy lights, the latter necessarily in blue, it’s just neat and doesn’t bring in all the mosquitos at summer when i leave the window open
94. favorite season? spring
96. desktop background? some assassin’s creed logo fanart i’ve found on alphacoders
98. favorite historical era? i.... really...... hate....... history...... blame it on my middle school teacher who made me hate it lol
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FOOTLOCKER ;
as stated in the game, everyone in the initiative only gets one footlocker worth of stuff to bring. it got me thinking of what sara might have brought with her in her personal footlocker. so i’m going to bulletpoint what i headcanon her to have brought. all of them are sentimental, as she knew that the initiative would have everything they needed ( mugs, clothing, essentials, toiletries ) anyway. considering the size of the footlocker you see in cora’s loyalty mission, it’s around the width of a sleeping bag ( obviously not the length tho ) so it’s still a large amount of stuff you can bring if you pack it correctly.
the blasto shirt from the athletic outfit in the game. scott puts one in his too, just so that the two of them have matching shirts.
the pendant with the volus on it from the athletic outfit. she packs it in between the fabric of the blasto shirt so it takes less space.
a necklace with a relay on it. a birthday present from her mother one year that she refused to leave behind.
a tiny teddy bear plush, around the size of her palm.
a stack of postcards that display areas that were her favourite to visit, as well as some places in the milky way she never got around to visiting. several are of earth. she brought them in case she ever got homesick. some of them have notes from friends she left behind on the back of them, the ones that stuck around even after her family got shunned for alec’s research.
some of her favourite scented body mist sprays that she felt might not be found ever again in andromeda. two bottles of body mist were brought with her --- one that smelled of coconuts, the other of vanilla. she had thought about taking makeup in case of going on nights out but decided against it, knowing that by the time those happen there would no doubt be makeup on the shelves again.
packed some lingerie in case she does the nasty in the new galaxy.
probably some nerdy shirt with a dumb saying on it tbh.
a plain yellow hoodie, a pair of ripped jeans and some sneakers that were probably her Statement Look™ in the milky way that she just couldn’t part with. 
also, a pair of denim shorts.
and finally a tiny blanket from when she was a baby, with a small bit of tartan fabric on the hem.
when her dad dies she inherits his footlocker as well. among those items she found a few things she, scott and ellen had given him as well as two jackets --- a worn leather one and a jersey denim jacket ( neither of these have any logo on them, they are simply plain leather and denim jackets  ). she had a feeling that eventually he would have passed them down to the twins anyway, so she leaves the leather one for scott and keeps the denim one for herself.
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Okay Mom I've decided to draw the mugs. Simply because this hc gives me life. However could you give me some ideas? I feel like George would have an old college mug that has like the college logo on the side. For Laf maybe something with flowers and a nice quote? And maybe for Alex one of those that says something like "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee". I don't know help.
ok so since its been awhile, here’s the mug hc for anyone who has no clue what we’re talking about!! it’s my favourite thing ever tbh, its v important to me
OK SO i feel like papa gwash’s mug is one of those ones with a photo of alex on one side that he like made in school???? and on the other side is writing that says “#1 dad” or “happy father’s day” or something like that!!! (like this maybe?)
alex’s mug is definitely super old and is something like one of those really cheesy things from a gas station where it just says his name in giant letter, you know the one???? ? (something like this or this)
aaron was the first one to get a mug!!! it was before The Mug Tradition became The Mug Tradition so it’s not super special, it was just like he was sleeping over one night and papa gwash realized “o shit!!! we only have two mugs!! how is aaron gonna have hot chocolate?????” so he ran out to the store and found like a rly cheesy virginia mug like this (because it was the most colourful one he could find and also bc gwash was fresh from his military days so he took this opportunity to teach the bois about the civil war)
john was the next one to get a mug (not like in ttfou 21, he doesn’t get his Official Mug till later) but when he realizes he has his own mug on the shelf beside gwash’s, alex’s, and aaron’s, he feels so!! special!! its a super cheesy one like this because gwash needs john to know how much he’s appreciated (OR IF U WANNA GET SUPER EMO, ITS SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND ALEX GETS ALL JEALOUS LOL)
also bonus: when alex and john get married in the future, they decide to tell papa gwash by buying him this (bc alex is bi, but john is gay so its like bam guess what im gonna acTUALLY BE UR SON NOW) and papa gwash cries. this is his new mug and no one is allowed to touch it. he uses it every day
laf’s the next mug boi!!!!! he spends a summer with alex and papa gwash and one morning he wakes up to find his own mug up on the shelf next to john’s (because he kept stealing papa gwash’s mug for his morning coffee and that just could not happen anymore) and its something like this (or its a paris mug and laf gets rly salty bc HES NOT FROM PARIS lol) but ya laf gets all emo because he misses home so much!!!! but he loves his friends SO MUCH TOO
HERC OHHHHH BOYO herc has to wait a long time for his mug because he doesn’t spend that much time at alex’s house and because papa gwash doesn’t know him that well bc herc is scared of him. during the summer he spends at alex’s house, he’s too much of an anxious bean to ask for coffee so he just pretends he doesn’t drink it. one morning before he’s up, papa gwash and alex are talking and alex makes a joke about how herc’s been caffeine deprived all summer. papa gwash is like !!!!! whHAt>????? ? ALEX? // >??? ??? WHY DIDN”T YOU TELL ME?? ?? / and gets all flustered and dad and feels RLY BAD!!!!! so he runs out to the store right!! away!!!! to get herc a mug, but something like this is all he can find so he feels rly bad because he thinks its dumb????? but when herc gets up and sees papa gwash rinsing a new mug out in the sink, leMME TELL U HE ALMOST STARTS TO CRY BECAUSE HE’S SO HAPPY. he sits with papa gwash over his first coffee of the summer and they chat easily for a few hours. after that, herc isn’t scared of him anymore bc he realized omg!!! alex was right, he isnt scary at all!!1!!!!!
papa gwash doesn’t even realize The Mug Tradition is even a thing?? but the bois keep track of it rly well and they all celebrate when herc finally gets His Mug bc they’ve been placing bets on when it would be!!! they are ss so ha pPy such happy bois in their happy mug life aaahhgfdjslk do U aaLLL SEE WY this is my favourite thing 
yaA i put a lot of thought into this bY E 
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i need more money to buy little art
honestly tho feeling like for that ideal goal existence i’ll try get to someday, i’ll needa be making proper money comfortable and good so i can spend all i like on society 6 and other to buy shirts and bags and just everything to a house all in different art prints (mostly florals) bc just those pictures are  like everything i want but just so expensive. i’m trying to sum down like 10 to stickers, bc i wanna do up my laptop, but dedicating to a single decal (thats like 25 ON SALE) is too much esp since i love so much. so ive kinda decided to get a hard cover for the laptop just in case i break it, and just in case i do break my laptop that i can keep the stickers on the hard case and dont lose them to replaced parts. idk seems smart. ill probs buy a kinda shady cover off of ebay for 5 or 6 pound and then spend 20 on stickers for it :] since theyre on sale till 8 am today and its 3 am im probs just gonna settle and order them. might order cover tomorrow w my dad bc i need trust assurance. hes not all on board on the stickers so im just gonna go for it. theyre gonna be like my post cards. i buy so many every place. and no. not trashy postcards. i want art. i have so many postcards of paintings in galleries and so many from comic con art valleys (guess who wants to get so much more and 100% will) i love original art the most when its pretty to me and like everyone who sees it. simples okay but i prefer soft and detailed. excited now i can go to con and also be looking for stickers bc maybe ill get a few cool ones that wont cost me as much as the society 6 ones do. and then my laptop can replicate my walls, displaying all the art ive loved that ive been able to take with me (bc theres so much i obviously dont have on my walls) anyway im looking at these and making some small bc i suddenly realise this laptops got realestate. and the saddest thing w stickers (literally why i had one of those waxy paged sticker books as a child) is that i cant dedicate stickers to a single spot. its so much dedication. what if i buy a bigger sticker and it wont fit? what if i get the perfect sticker for that spot and it wont fit? (over lap i guess) how can i be sure i put them in the right spots to start with? augh i dont really wanna cover just half of it and obviously leave space bc that puts pressure on finding stickers and i might get ones i dont love. i cant get sick of any one bc itll be there  (joy of having multiple mean theres less getting sick of anything). anyway i think im happy w the sizes of these 10 stickers and can work w them (also for now i think im just gonna be going around the edges and leaving the apple logo as it is, esp bc it glows and theres already this shitty old smiley face sticker from my old psych teacher and i kinda dont wanna get rid of it, i just wanna add things around it so it doesnt look so: clean (actually dirty) laptop that a child marked as their own) 
anyway society 6 has random discounts all the time which is p rad and maybe the day im ready to invest in my own living space and dont feel obliged to check w my parents about just about any purchase, i’ll then subscribe to something thatll tell me what discount is on. that in mind, i think i’ll only get the 9 now, that hopefully wont cost too much, and leave a bunch in my wishlist, bc there’ll be another discount (this is 20% off everything)  and maybe that’ll be like 50% off stickers and boy then when my collection is underway you bet ill go for it. and like maxx sticks on their sketch book, if i dedicate to a new book maybe ill get more for that and have a pretty thing to keep and reminisce over (tho knowing me, ill not use it much bc i have a need for pretty things to stay perfect and presentable, and i have a need for everything that i might show to others to be like near perfect otherwise its sucks and ill feel bad bc i dont wanna show it off to people. like my art book, sure i couldve made it all experimental and crap and then edited the real pages together on the computer. but no. i needed everypage to be presentable and pretty and handwritten and creative. and they must go page after page, its so awkward showing someone something and then going “oh wait now these few are empty sorry yeah heres the next page” so i baasically have  a book with mhmmm 20-26 pages of beautiful spreads that im quite proud of inside beautiful covers ( i knew id want to be presenting it for years to come) and the back pages are just...empty. and theyll probably stay that way bc i no longer have projects to be doing to fill them with. maybe one day ill grow into myself and grow out the fear of ruining what ive achieved and fill some with new projects to please myself and be an indepenednt artist not just a teacher pleaser. you know its like that with my work too, like it has to have a direction and a plan that will be achieved, and its terribly frustrating when that vision doesnt happen. but i think thats the same with everyone. 
anyway on a side note, dont you guys think its so fun and cool how ive not done my post labs that were due last friday? how every night ends up being 3-4 am until i go... mhmmmm yeah i guess nothing is happening. like i hope id bloom and do work at that 11pm-3am window and then i get here, suddenly having lost all track and sense of time and just sigh. its wasted, its basically tuesday already. have to keep telling myself dates bc it moves so weird. i planned on getting shit done two days ago. here we are regardless. and the most ill get done is get those stickers ordered bc that is i guess what ive been half focused on for mhmmm5 hrs. then ill save my 7 dollars or whatever, have stickers on the way, tomorrow order the case and thats one insignificant thing done. then the question will be have i looked at summer jobs? no of course not ive looked at ballet courses. shush. i havent showered for days bc theyve just slipped by too laying in bed, maybe tomorrow ill take a shower and pick up all the trash and tissues on the ground. maybe i will. i know i wont get real work done tonight, and already ill be sleepy till 1 pm and by then mom will be again on me abt sleeping to latesoo... yeah no point. and here i thought id make a quick totes relatable short post about how i need more money to buy stickers and maybe a brief my ideal life is to have enough money to spend on art being in every part of my life and all this  being unique so people love coming to my house and go wow its so original and cool. and that turned into a word vent thats so far taken me over half an hour. hi my batterys dying. 
lng story short, i’ll order the stickers currently in my basket after so much though, suck it up and do it and know that i have a bunch over in my wishlist for that next maybe even better sale when it happens. the only thing is im taking all the rest as transparent which for sure dulls them down (yeah white background looks sick but for some its just more classy w transparent, then theres this one bear i’m 100% naming wojtek thats in white bc i feel it’ll be best for him, and i guess having him in white will set that theres no clear rules to follow and worst case if it doesnt fit he can come chill on the keyboard side next to my mouse pad thing) honestly i cant tell if i should be getting them all in white and just hope that theyll look gorgeous no matter what. yikes 3 dollar shipping for stickers, ok itll actually be 19.62 pound and using euro card 22.50 in  euros.... am i dumb? maybe. and tho im supposed to be saving money up so i have some, i also did get birthday money sorta recently soo... birthday gift from them. first set of stickers. deep breaths ok. my parents told me when i bugged them that i just have to make a decision and not ask them all the time, and he said to get 3 stickers i told him id pick 12 so i think getting 9 is reasonable. also oh shit realising that the delivery time is 1-3 weeks and im staying here only 1 and a half more so i should really order it to scotland even tho it might get ther ebefore i do bc my parents might not rly want to send them up to me. idk ok order to scotland, thank f at least one of my flat mates is staying and tbh i should really bring her some chocolate... shes done me faavours. 
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I rewatched “Pretty Little Liars” season 1 episode 3 and here are my honest thoughts
Hanna hating bugs and hikes. Why is that so relatable?
“A place to remember Alison” is pretty much a shrine, Emily. 
Does she know what a shrine is?
Don’t act like you didn’t think that Alison was still alive, Spencer. You thought that you saw her in her old bedroom. 
Yes, Hanna. Rule #1 of the forest is that if someone is in the forest and hears an “are you out there” they absolutely have to answer
Okay but if -A just yelled back “Yo hey what’s up, I’m not a squirrel” that would have been everything
Creepy detective Wilden in a towel. Ew. He’s not bad looking but he isn’t a good person. 
And is it that hard to put on pants? I don’t think that it is. 
Trying to impress Wilden there, Hanna?
Tbh I think that Ashley would be cool with that. 
Okay but how did they not think that towel Wilden would stop and listen? He is a creep. 
Ella assuming that Aria wants to split the poppy seed muffin is the most parent thing ever. 
When my mom does that I awkwardly laugh and share it because I’m such a good pushover
“You like your teacher?” LOL Byron don’t. 
Ew wtf is she doing here
NOBODY LIKES YOU MEREDITH
except for byron sometimes because you are his smooching buddy sometimes
I love the shade coming from Melissa by throwing the magazines in the trash
SPENCER YOU CAN’T EAT IN BED YOU WILL GET CRUMMIES
Ew Seam is human trash I can’t
So is Noel Kahn he is disgusting
“Jump each other’s bones” MONA STOP I CAN’T
Emily isn't digging Ben kissing her and I honestly kind of feel bad for him
Spencer only writing her name on the  for Russian History is honestly really relatable
Hello Toby
Toby doesn’t look like he is enjoying Jenna’s presence
Jenna is kinda creepy. She just shows up at the craziest times
Poor Hanna. She got turned down by Sean. He is literally the worst. 
Hanna came well educated about Wilden. You go Hanna. 
HANNA GIRL BLACK MAIL THAT MAN
Writing on Hanna's Facebook wall? hahhahahahahhahahahhahhahhahahahahha
Nobody at this school notices how frequently that they are together?
NOBODY WALKING BY NOTICES THE HAND THING
That’s a blank sheet of paper that Ezra handed Aria
Wren, do you really think that acing a test will make Spencer’s parents’ forget about you kissing her, while you were engaged to her bloody sister? 
Wren is honestly daft if he thinks that
Tbh I think that Wren wants Spencer to sleep on the ping pong table
Yes, Emily. Rule #1 of the locker room. If you hear somebody say something, you have to respond
Ben you little fuck get the fuck out of there
YES TOBY KILL THAT MF
Tbh this is pretty good. 
Forgot that Toby was such good friends with Emily
Ew Meredith is there?
Go home, Meredith. Nobody likes you. 
Ew Wilden wanting to be involved with Hanna’s life is disgusting
Who does he think he is
Why is he snooping in her stuff? 
Ashley sees how creepy it is, Wilden. Why can't you?
YES ASHLEY STAND UP FOR YOUR GIRL
Ashley Marin telling Wilden to go eat elsewhere is the best
I actually yelled yes when i heard that
Hanna isn’t really digging the party and I can relate
Ben, Em ISN’T YOUR GIRL GTFO
Spencer, girl, why did you do that? Stealing essays isn’t cool. 
I love how the PLL show runners think that they can cover the Apple logo with just a clear piece of tape
Why did Melissa still have that on her computer? She is out of college, and she wrote that essay years before that. 
Okay Spencer but why didn’t you close the document and remove it from her home screen?
PASTA DOESN’T MAKE YOU FAT MELISSA NOT EXERCISING AND EATING TRASH MAKES YOU FAT
Also salad tastes like trash, Melissa
MELISSA GET IT TOGETHER WITH YOUR HEALTH MISINFORMATIONS
Melissa you are pathetic don’t be such a bitch. I know your fiance cheating on you and kissing your sister must be hard, but get your head out of your ass and see that she wouldn’t lie about him kissing here
Poor Hanna, he is prioritizing the pool table over her
Alison was a pathological liar girls, don’t trust everything that she says
TOBY IS A GOOD GUY SPENCER JEEZ DON’T BE LIKE THIS
Who tf has a photobooth at a party? 
Poor Spencer is all alone. 
Bitchy Ali is crazy. I hate it when she yells at Hanna and attacks her because Hanna was not “skinny” earlier in life
If a girl was waiting so long to do it like Ben is, she’d be called a prude. He does it and he is called “modest”
Oh my god. Maya is such a sweet person
BEN HANNA IS A CLASS A HOTTIE STOP TURNING HER DOWN
Guide to girls advice #1. Don’t call a girl desperate. That is just a bad, dumb, stupid idea. 
Ugh Meredith wth are you doing here
ARIA DOESN’T LIKE YOU AND YOU AND YOU SLEPT WITH HER DAD
DON’T YOU FIND THAT INAPPROPRIATE
-A is really adding to the burn
EZRA LET HER  IN
YOU LOVE HER
LET HER IN SHE’S HAD A ROUGH NIGHT
BOI GET IT TOGETHER
She’s just asking you to exist
Okay but season one Ezria is a1
Hanna honey, crashing his car wasn't the best move
And Maya’s car is so cute why can’t I have such a cute car
GIRL. TOBY FRIGGIN SAVED YOUR ASS BACK THEN GET IT TOGETHER
AND JENNA. GURL. TOBY DOESN’T LIKE YOU DON’T BE LIKE THAT
Ali was kinda rude, dude. She isn’t very great. 
Put a bench somewhere that is great
HI -A HOW ARE YOU GIRL
Ooh a black gloves scene I love these
-A you better not pull Em out of the closet that isn’t very 
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