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twyisontheline · 3 days

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The fandom gave Alastor a harem, now he has to handle it

Why choosing one ship? Why multiship? Make them a polycule!

First, they teamed up and convinced Alastor to buy a phone (and to not destroy it two minutes after, disgusted with himself with how much he is willing to compromise for those fuckers). Things escalated from that really bad choice, and what started as 'Making a groupchat will make it easier to handle all of them blowing up my phone with messages and calls and those weird meeme things', is now half a nightmare and half a constant supply of amusement and flattery. They are a menace, singularly and collectively, and he has no idea how he found himself in this situation, but he can admit he finds it... tolerable. For some reason. Even if it involves him still having his phone showing 28 missed calls, a number of text messages he doesn't even want to focus on, least he starts reconsidering his life choices, and having to text the "Alastor's harem 🔥🫶🦌" group chat (he doesn't know who came up with the name and he doesn't want to know. Patience is a skill he refined at this point, for survival.) with reassurance and sweet words, when he merely spent an afternoon minding his own fucking business. Alastor: "Now, now, sweethearts, i was merely busy slaughtering a few Sinners. What is the matter?" Angel: "I am trying to be a good guy looking for redemption but without drugs or you, i am bored as fuck." Vox: "When you ignore me for a day, my soul crumbles and dies." Lucifer: "My ducks won't talk to me.

#crack #alastor and his harem #i regret nothing #hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #polycule #it's not a headcanon is just silliness tbh #i just like shitposting more than my actual life #radiostatic #radioapple #radiodust #yes all the buildup led to a pretty short text part #idk

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ask-niffty-if-you-wanna · 2 days

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Mario: mario's plan works!

#smg34 #smg3 #smg3 x smg4 #i regret nothing #smg4 x smg3 #smg4 #source filmmaker

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izzy-hands · 6 months

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Our Flag Means Death + Text Posts [1/?] feat. Izzy

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toastytoaster22 · 5 months

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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR FOLKS

He got a makeover. No more star, but he has lights

#2023 Five Years Strong #he is holding up very well for being made of a paper towel roll and tape #Teru tree topper saga #will I ever not use him?#mp100 #Hanazawa teruki #I regret nothing

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itty-bitty-sunshine · 29 days

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Fazbear Entertainment did not program him to deal with that

#me and my homies kicking amatonormativity and aphobes this week so what better way than with a silly immortal comic?#posting this instead of sleeping its currently 2 am and moon is coming for my ass #i regret nothing #Moon will not let Sun live that down ever. 100 years from now he will still be making fun of him for that #sun: i think this thing in this program is very neat #moon; bored: thank you so much for telling me! its an absolute honor being your friend :)#sun: thAT WAS ONE TIME #meanwhile perkeo is taking a nap in the back #immortal au #dca au #dca fandom #doodles #dca fnaf #dca sun #dca moon #oc #sunshine draws #immortal au art🎨

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mistercesare · 1 month

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eighth deadly sin: keepin a lady waiting!

#ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #v2 #this took a ridiculous amount of time #i regret nothing

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nerdpoe · 10 months

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forgive me but...viral tiktokker memer danny au

he gets the attention of the entire justice league like, the grimace meme? he cuts to incredibly concerning places that should not be possible for a mortal to access. cuts to a literal green void as Danny stares up at Walker

That one is followed by a followup of Danny in ghost jail

That one is followed up by Danny not in ghost jail, but he refuses to elaborate on how he got out When the Lil Nas X Montero meme was out? danny literally played it as he descended to Hell from the Infinite Realms. Constantine recognized some of the demons.

When he participated in the devious lick meme, he straight up stole Wulf and declared himself the winner, because who else could say they stole someone from a high security prison?

Can't think of anything else at the moment but u get the point. the league doesn't know that Danny is Phantom, they just see a young teen with potential powers of either chaos or luck dimension hopping for an app.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #this is cursed #i regret nothing #story prompt

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saelrum · 7 months

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At this point you guys are just ASKING to get kicked--