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canon-gabriel-quotes · 3 months
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LET'S SETTLE THI- Oh hang on. Hang on, Machine, um.
It's 8 PM I need to take my testosterone.
Sorry I'll just be a second. Uh wait here, alright?
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The only reason we don't see Luke in the final shot of Din and Grogu chilling outside their new house is because he's inside getting some blue choccy milk for them all.
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sanrioomiku · 17 days
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Sanji handing Zoro his plate
Zoro: damn cook! Is today a special occasion?
Sanji: no, why?
Zoro: you got the fancy green plant on top of the pasta.
Sanji: parsley?
Zoro: is that French for something?
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incorrect-splatoon · 2 months
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[Marina yawns]
Pearl: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Marina: Then you must be exhuasted~
Acht: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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eluminium · 2 years
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IMPULSE JUST CHUCKED THE QUEST RULEBOOK INTO THE OFFERINGS PIT LIVE AND DECLARED ANARCHY  HES DOING IT. HE’S GOING OFF HIS ROCKER! IT’S ALL I’VE EVER ASKED FOR-
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thiziri · 1 month
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Princess Anne having a word with Mark Philips as they attend a State Banquet at Buckingham Palace, on 22 March 1983.
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honeyxmonkey · 11 months
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Peter B., trying to mentor Miles: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stay the same.
Hobie sitting on the table with his mouth full of food: Kill two.
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me, looking for ways to overcome writers block:
online generator:
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stevesbipanic · 1 year
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I have a theory.
We all know Steve looks a 1000x more babygirl in season 3 than any of the other seasons. I think he's done it on purpose.
Think about it.
Robin has the ongoing tally board of You Suck You Rule. There's no lines on the You Rule side. Steve is desperate. Has he lost his charm??? He needs to prove his still Steve Harrington out of high school. What does he do? Turn up the looks to 11.
He but lip gloss. He rubs his cheeks to make them a soft rose. He put on light mascara. His hair routine is now three hours long. He sheinks his shorts in the dryer on purpose. He pulls those socks up high. HE THROWS AWAY THE DAMN HAT!
After we see him strike out again when all this is done he's seriously considering the eyeliner he saw in his mom's room. Sadly, the Russians happened before then or Steve was about to turn his shirt into a crop top.
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animentality · 3 months
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with how expensive movie tickets are, i'm not shocked that comedies and romance don't do so hot at the theaters anymore.
you can watch those slice of life movies at home on streaming, where you can also swap to porn once you're horned up enough.
people really only go to the theater when there's a big event movie, something that demands to be seen on a big screen, like across the spider verse, i suppose.
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frog-0n-a-l0g · 7 months
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William
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ruins-and-rewritez · 9 months
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Kaz wearing this Kaz wearing this Kaz wearing this KAZ WEARING THIS
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beautyofattolia · 1 year
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Wednesday: You're losing blood. What's your type?
Tyler: Short, dark hair, probably some kind of death goddess – 
Wednesday: Your blood type, Tyler!
Tyler: Oh. I don't know.
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awkwardpossum0 · 8 months
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Here to flex that @socialc1imb would punch people for me
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izunaposting · 3 months
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to all foul tobirama senju defenders: how can you defend a guy who literally lays eggs? questionable morals!
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leckyes · 4 months
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THIS IS LAW AND YOU CAN NOT TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!
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