#i was going the speed limit

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Took my mom out to dinner tonight and she roasted my driving skills the whole way.

“Why are you going so slow?”

“See that old man? He’s walking faster than you can drive.”

“The speed limit is a suggestion, not a hard rule.”

“Even the slow ass in front of us is going faster than you.”

“It’s okay to go 10 over.”

“I hope my coworkers don’t see me, this is embarrassing.”

Lmaoo next time I’m ordering in

#i was going the speed limit #lmao #i don’t like riding ass either #like I am just fine being 3-5 seconds behind someone #speeding is not for me #especially since I only have a permit #anyway

[tatretot]

🎶🕓 I've got this feeling that time's just holding me down 🕓🎶

#limited life #limited life smp #zombiecleo #bdoubleo100 #goodtimeswithscar #trafficblr #zombiecleo fanart #bdoubleo fanart #gtws fanart #limited life fanart #traffic smp #clockers #im still so torn on the white bg or the black bg.... but ive stared at this 2 long OTL #im so excited to learn how to draw everyone AAAAAA no longer just a desert duo artist kfjdhskfh #shoutout to cleos skin and the time theme for me basing all my designs on the 80s WOOOOOOOOO #i have so many thoughts the hamster wheel in my brain is going sonic speed #i cant draw FAST ENOUGH GRRRRRR

[notllorstel]

previous <<< 2nd wave of left hand speedrun batch☠️

#Brook #soul king Brook #one piece #llorsdood #left hand art #Llors ndh art #left hand art batch #kept better track of keeping these under 30 mins limit #sketch (minus 6 )usually have the least time amount as the aim for these speed runs #the line arts just bonus training #but trying to do very accurate clean line art very fast WINDED ME #no idea if it was the stress pressure of the time limit to me putting 90% of my brain processing power into my left hand #or something else #but I did not feel good afterwards for sure #so going easier on self to avoid that again #sad part of the time limit it doesn’t give me enough time to have fun with the outfits

[suddenly-stickmin]

JOHNNY STEP ON IT!!!!!! WE'RE BEING CHASED BY TOPPATS HERE!!

Another screenshot edit!! This one was definitely a little trickier to put together [I had to keep tinkering with the characters' heads and fixing-up the lines of the car augughuhg] but it was a lot of fun! Definitely gained some new editing experience today!

#thsc #thsc dave panpa #thsc rupert price #thsc johnny panzer #the henry stickmin collection #screenshot edit #there's not even a speed limit in a jungle so im imagining johnny driving at a brisk 45 MPH #i ALSO like to imagine johnny's the only one out of the three that people trust enough behind the wheel #rupert CAN drive but he gets extremely reckless and gets road rage easily #and he loves to go FAST!!!!!!! #dave he's way too safe and overthinks driving a lot. gets kinda anxious #i think he prefers to be driven rather than to drive. #gonna make a separate post comparing the original screenshot vs the edit soon!!

[rust-berrie]

this meme’s dying out but i still wanted to contribute

#btw posting will b slower for me bc my winter break is over :( #stardew valley fanart #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #sdv fanart #ichimatsu #ichimatsu matsuno #matsuno ichimatsu #osomatsu san #osomatsu fanart #madness combat #madcom #madcom 2bdamned #madness combat 2bdammed #2bdamned #i see a slight trend between the three #most prominate one is hoodies #2bdamned is going 100 miles over the speed limit #stardew valley #my art

[reds-skull]

Today I decided to be brave and try and sketch out how I imagine the motorcycles would look for the Cyberknights AU

Putting a horse head on a bike was harder than I thought it would... but for the literal first time drawing one, I think I did alright

Also redesigned Gaz because I hated his previous one, now he looks much cooler (and there's more emphasis on the Aether tech he uses as an Aether expert)

#call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 #cod soap #cod gaz #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #cyberknights au #cod zombies #cod mwz #cod fanart #the horse head would go down like in the top sketch when driving in full speed #and the suspension allows some limited jumping (probably not as much as a real horse) #also they're fucking huge as you can tell by comparison to Soap #each member will have a slightly different bike but I'm not feeling like designing them all today #tried looking for references but unfortunately it seems like not many ppl put horse heads on their bikes... #also yeah they drive with reins like a fuckin horse its a little silly but I like it lol #thanks for everyone that showed interest in this au! I like worldbuilding for it #I have many thoughts about G.H.O.S.T. especially... but alas

[christiangeistdorfer]

"If you want to win you have to be the fastest one, but at the same time, you know you are not allowed to do mistake because you’ll kill 20 people at least." - Michèle Mouton on driving at Portugal

#i was thinking about the mental strain this would cause #like you really are at the limit when you're going at such top speed and then to add that the wall of people you'd have to avoid #look at that !!! they're all practically lining the street !! any other space along the road is taken up by a tree!!!! #WRC #group b #portugal #rallying #cars #1980s

[thecindercrow]

My two beautiful boys in the coliseum

#cinder plays lad gaiden #even their titles are fun lol. 'merciful daggerman' #it's fun to fight as higashi! #he's got a kind of wobbly style. like he leans into his swings to overcompensate for his hesitance #and I love that they made him a healer #slicing healing daggerman #kaito... is a little frustrating. especially going from him as a full-fledged protag in TKF to this very limited moveset #would like a recovery move or slightly more speed or stability #kaito masaharu #higashi toru #lad gaiden #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #judgment #kind of

[dayurno]

california traffic having to share the road with luxury car owners and an overall spiteful personality would cause jean to develop intense earth-shattering road rage i need to see him yelling in french like a maniac at someone who cut off his shitty 1994 toyota with their shiny audi

#you know hes honking that horn aggressively and extensively #if you so much as stop for a second in front of him #and if youre driving slower than the speed limit youre basically subhuman to him #if youre going 30 on a 45 jean moreau personally hopes you get waterboarded like he did #apropos of nothing i think kevin would have road rage too but after riding with jean #he. stops #its that bad sisters. jean is bad enough to make kevin day take an inner look #txt #jean

[gothamitis]

i was nottt built to drive in gotham <3 everyone thinks i’m a crime lord or smth bc i follow every traffic rule but i just have severe driving anxiety 😭😭😭

#nearly got pulled over earlier for Going The Speed Limit #luckily the officer pulled around and saw me crying behind the wheel so i think he decided either i wasn’t a criminal or i was batshit crazy #gothamitis speaks #only in gotham #onlyingotham #dc rp #open dc rp

[ganondoodle]

sorry about that last rambling post, i didnt mean to sound like its worse than it may be, but i got no ... lense to view it through but my own, and the main reason i wrote it out anyway was bc i needed to get it out (even if posting it might be not the greatest idea) .. and bc it kinda showcases, i think, how my stories kinda write themselves, involuntarily in a way? its not like im not putting in any effort- but its like .. i cant STOP it always keeps going and even the dumbest idea stays in some form, its very hard to get everything in place bc theres so much going on all the while i am very slow at making anything, writing or drawing anything, especially anythign coherent is very hard bc not only do i get constantly distracted, i get distracted by my own thoughts suddendly skipping to a certain scene and me having to go throguh imagining in detail NO MATTER how many times i have done it before for the same scene that i already decided on how it goes, when theres a new idea it can take over my entire day bc i cant let go of it-

not trying to sound either like im the only that has that sort of problem, but i think its a big part as of why i start tso many projects without being able to finish them, or even start them bc i constantly have to fight my own thoughts from derailing into another daydream session, thinking of too much too fast than i can ever draw or even write about and not knowing what is worthwhile and what isnt (im telling you i have no idea what is good and what isnt, idk why but for all i know all things i do could be trash, or they all could be bad, maybe the one i thinnk is decent is actually worse than the things i deem not good enough and once i start to think no this isnt good enough i stop having fun making or thinking it bc im trying to do better

honestly its kind of impressive that i can get anything out at all, not to pat myself on the back there but even if i hate how long it takes me, considering how much im having to work just to start working on something at all, the fact that i could post stuff coherent enough for some people to understand AND LIKE is something i should be a little more proud of

#ganondoodles talks #personal #sorry today is a bit of a brain fart day #got a headache and have wasted the entire time until now (5pm) with watching old analysis videos i have watched 5 times already #and crying over undertales music #how much could i get done if i didnt have to deal with thought trains going 200 above speed limit #also didnt mean to sound mean to people who like the things i deem cringy #BC I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKIGN ABOUT 90% OF THE TIME #I DONT KNOW IF ITS GOOD maybe it is #my judgement of my own stuff is pretty random #.... maybe thats why i can work with fanstuff that adheres to lore better #bc it sets limits for me #it gives me options of rails to derail onto without falling straight into the woods #idk if that made sense either #... i need to start drinking more #(and i guess by calling some of my stuff cringe bc i am entirely unsure of its quality im trying to make myself smaller than i am) #(so if it turns out to be actually bad- im more safe from ridicule since LOOK I AM SELF AWARE) #and there i go letting my thoughts spin further #maybe ill delete both of these posts tomorrow when i realize how dumb this is to say in the first place

[red-dyed-sarumane]

i need people to start paying me for every time they tell me "oh but ur arts so good ur wasting ur talent u need to do it professionally" wrong i need to do art to draw beautiful characters that not a single other person cares about while feeding every ounce of love i have into my work or to convey thoughts & feelings beyond words and to even think of doing otherwise is to deny my own nature "oh but u can do what u want and then sell it" why is everything about money to you why cant u just enjoy things at what point in ur life did u forget how to have fun

#i hate that this stance is also seen as childish #like i have a full time job & often have mandatory overtime i have income already #if u need to to make ends meet then thats different do what u can to help urself live as comfortably as possible #but holy fuck pleasure as an adult is not limited to sex & money & watching tv #besides u know not a single one of the people who say this are willing to actually pay what the arts worth #its like 'well not me but other people would love it!' yeah okay u know a lot of other people are going to see the #over $100 price tag and go 'i like it but not that much! other people however' like just shut up. honestly. be quiet. #if i speed ran my art and low balled myself to a $15/hour rate the lowest would still be like $120 #which is not worth it AT ALL bc i just paid MORE to sit on my ass & look at eggs #and. again. is underselling myself for both experience & time. but people think $80 full body comms are too expensive #do u think im so stupid to not expect to get scammed when even 'easy' things are over $100 #but no ur right why would i have fun with something when i could instead cause myself infinite stress over it perfect thanks #do not give me advice about doing comms i do not want to do comms #if u see me doing comms im in a very dire situation. like thats a last resort for me.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

my boss got all of us employees a set of those melty chocolate stir spoons that turn your coffee into a mocha and a box of fudge for Christmas 😭 and when I slid out on the icy roads this morning and texted her that I might be late to open at work she just told me to drive safely 😭 I think I have a good boss guys

#I'm fine btw I was going very slowly I just. narrowly avoided The Ditch bc I wasn't expecting the roads to be bad #but I had to go like half the speed limit the rest of the way to work so I was a bit late #Lu rambles #adulthood woes #(but not really)

[riftclaw]

btw if you were wondering why i'm a bit absent atm, i'm doing comm work when i'm sitting down and decluttering when i'm standing + doing the practice hazard perception test online while i'm waiting to fall asleep because i'm taking it for real on friday and i am so serious about getting myself driving in like. late jan/early feb

sorry that the fun things are taking a bit of a backseat but like. wish me luck bc life will change immensely for me once i pass the required tests. my car is honestly fucking great and i'm so excited to drive her everywhere

#i cannot believe grandma was going to send her to the wreckers #she's only 16 years old and still runs perfectly #incredible sound system too #living the dream of blasting the black parade as i drive the legal speed limit in Champagne

[ganymedesclock]

This is not at all a theory for Tears of The Kingdom, because I don't think it's at all plausible, but I do think it would be very fun as a what-if.

So, canonical information (or logical conjecture)

In BotW, Guardian Lasers basically obliterate what they hit.

Link was struck in the chest originally.

Some combination of the original wound and the Shrine of Resurrection left some sort of scar on Link's torso that is not obvious to the player or casual onlooker, but Robbie knows to look for it.

Link seems to be, despite everything, stronger in some ways post-reanimation- he is able to parry Guardian Lasers, his inability to do so in the past took him out. (for the purposes of this post I will not respect Age of Calamity. neener neener you're noncanonical)

Heartbeat motifs are increasingly obvious, especially in the trailers for Tears Of The Kingdom, and Ganondorf's actual true body is being held down by a hand clamped around where his heart should be. Calamity Ganon's incubation sack resembles a heart conspicuously.

The shrine of resurrection and Calamity Ganon's incubation sack strongly resemble each other.

Link, and Calamity Ganon, reemerged at the same time.

Now, on that last point, the implicit causation is pretty clear to us that Zelda held on as long as she possibly could while Link healed in suspension, and when her power weakened, with ClamGan surging, she had to wake Link up early, implicitly resulting in things like his disoriented memory and physical weakness. Because of our POV being limited to Link, we don't fully get that though; we can only observe Calamity Ganon active and dangerous after Link has been woken up. Others mention, IIRC, that things have been getting more dangerous for a while, but we don't know if what they saw is the same as what we are seeing now.

I propose a hypothesis:

What if the Shrine of Resurrection gave Link a heart transplant? It would likely be the heart and lungs that were the most damaged. But of course, it'd seem odd this shrine just, has a viable heart ready to go when it's an ancient thing not used in a long time.

Unless the Sheikah tech system stored throughout the land happened to have a heart that it had removed from someone, that would survive outside of its host?

Or to be more direct: What if the entire time in BotW, Link is running around with Ganondorf's heart inside his chest and he doesn't know, because the only external indication is a heart surgery scar from technology that almost nobody else in the setting would know to look for?

#Legend of Zelda #Breath of the Wild #Tears of the Kingdom #one of my favorite hobbies is turning Zelda into a horror game #'but Clockie why wouldn't he stop Link from destroying ClamGan' #Clammy served its purpose. it was locked in a stalemate with Zelda and the extent he could do with it was limited #it seemed less and less likely it could dig up his actual body #at this point we don't know WHAT motivates Link and Zelda to go looking around caves for what turns out to be Ganondorf's revenant body #hell. the last thing we're told in the original JP about dark beast Ganon- the closest to a 'true' incarnation of Ganondorf himself in BotW #is that he /will not give up on being resurrected/ #so yes I am proposing in this hypothetical Ganondorf is playing 5D speed chess with Link as his 'true'/strongest Blight #what's the best pawn? one that doesn't know it's a pawn and your enemies waste their turns playing it for you

[galaxywarp]

Not like a personal dig but like from a safety standpoint the fact that people get angry at people for not going over the speed limit is. Concerning. Those limits are set for a reason and getting people screaming or riding your ass for being safe is really bizzare. Like we live in moose country and going even ten over the limit can be the difference between your front end getting fucked up and an accident being fatal, esp on the highway

I get what you’re saying and I definitely would never consider getting actual road rage and tailgating as an appropriate response to someone driving too slow — the moment you’re riding someone’s ass out of frustration you’re in the wrong. Both morally and legally if god forbid you rear end someone

For me, my irritation comes from the left lane of the highway pretty specifically. Because even if it’s not the Law (which I hesitate to say anyway because I don’t think laws and cops are ever cool even and especially for traffic enforcement), it’s just…..unnecessary and rude to choose to be in a lane that you KNOW people will be using to go faster??

In fact I would argue that insisting on refusing to get over to an appropriate lane causes more of a safety risk. Making other drivers brake and adjust lanes around you when you could easily just, merge right, seems to be creating more opportunities for danger

#single lane road going the speed limit. god speed I’ll deal with it #you’re in the right lane on the highway? I have no base to judge or care about what u do. ur where u should be #going exactly 65 in the leftmost lane when drivers all around you are clearly trying to find a way around you? what’s ur problem.