#i wouldn't be able to handle it

[avisisisis]

Please tell me i'm not the only one that sees the similarities between March 7th and Kiana

#they both have white hair. they're both energetic. they have a very similar personaligy #personality* #they both know himeko #they both love himeko apparently. march and himeko appear to be pretty close too #they're both the icon of the game in the play store #also march doesn't know her actual name. as far as we know it could be kiana #i'm scared what if himeko dies again #i wouldn't be able to handle it #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai impact #honkai impact 3rd #honkai impact 3 #honkai impact spoilers #only in tags tho #hi3rd #kiana kaslana #march 7th #hoyoverse #mihoyo

[weewoobrainrot]

injured buck and calm and collected eddie losing his shit???? pLEASE

#i wouldn't be able to handle it #eddie is so calm all the tim yk #this new era of eddie actually dealing with his emotions #and possibly losing his best friend??? #fuckkkkk #911 #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie #eddie x buck #911 on fox

[jellybracelet]

The only reason I would continue working if I was extraordinarily wealthy is because I wouldn't want my family to think even more poorly of me lol

#I'm already the least accomplished one academically #i wouldn't be able to handle it

[katzone]

I want y'all to know that all my fem!Light Yagami drawings where she's drawn looking feminine are her b4 coming out and entering her butch era.

(also for those who wanna read Light's internal monologue I left it below:)

#death note #light yagami #fem!light yagami #female light yagami #misa amane #cw suggestive #katart #i'm kinda glad light isn't a woman bc she'd be one of the most universally hated anime characters ever (esp among dudebro fans) #(but dw she'd have a legion of tumblr lesbians defending her honor) #I just wouldn't be able to handle seeing my blorbo slandered by dudebros with no media analysis skills (i've experienced the horrors b4) #genderbend #genderswap

[hotcinnamonsunset]

linda's work wives club💼

#911 #911edit #911verse #911 abc #eddie diaz #maddie buckley #linda bates #dispatch wouldn't be able to handle all three at once i just know it #continuing my eddie maddie bestiesm agenda #SBedits

[introspectivememories]

I'M LITERALLY SHAKING BUY HIM BROWN CONTACTS PLS

#like girl we fucking see them #imagine being bear and sleepily turning around in bed and your boyfriend is warm next to you #so you lowly open your eyes only to see his weird blue eyes staring at you. ooh jumpscare #also i remember reading this comic for the first time and getting to this panel and like jolting in shock #why are they that color? why is he fucking looking at me like that? #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern #bear you are so gorgeous and beautiful #this is why they havent let you and jay meet up yet #the beauty would be off the charts. thw world wouldn't be able to handle it

[misc-obeyme]

i often think about how mc literally carries this entire family

imagine mc never talks about their feelings or seeks help because if they fall apart, the brothers fall apart too [in a worse way even] so the side characters confront them and mc snaps finally

and Barbatos scolding the brothers. I NEED that in my life 😭😭

Ahhh me too, my friend! I love when Barb gets strict and scolds people lol. What does this say about me? I have no idea and I refuse to look into it further.

Anyway, I think part of the issue is that MC has to be a somewhat generic character. So they never really go into how MC is coping, they just say MC can handle it all because MC is amazing! MC does it without even trying! Because that works best for the story.

But it'd be far more realistic to assume that MC has a more intense reaction to all the stuff they do. They definitely hold up all the brothers, without MC they lose their minds. And it would be so easy for an MC to be like okay I can never falter. I must be the strong person they all say I am because if I'm not, they'll crumble. Which is quite a lot of pressure.

And the side characters are in a unique position because while they care deeply about MC, they aren't as dependent on them. Which is perhaps why I like the side characters so much. They feel like they're more than just beings that exist for MC to take care of. But anyway, they have that sort of outside perspective that would allow them to see MC in a way the brothers can't. They might pick up on the fact that MC is suppressing everything in an effort to be the strong one keeping the family together.

Therefore, I think any one of them could say hey MC are you doing okay? We're worried about you. I could see them all getting together and doing it as a group and then MC loses their shit.

But imagine if just one of them did it? Like in a moment of solitude with any of them and having them just say hey I'm worried about you are you okay? And MC just starts sobbing or something.

If it was Barbatos, you can be sure he would then proceed to keep MC at the castle for an untold amount of time while he takes care of them until they're feeling better again. Before he even thinks about letting MC go back to the HoL, he's going over there to inform the brothers of how they must act going forward. It's a lecture they won't forget any time soon lol. God I love him so much.

#please I just want Barb to scold everybody #he also gives me long suffering in silence vibes #what does he know? #he doesn't tell us because we wouldn't be able to handle it lol #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me barbatos #avatar0fpr1de #misc answers

[bottlehawk]

hello guys. the fucked up ecto-inverse of dirkjohn isn't davejake. it's davejane. this has been a psa. and you're welcome

#homestuck #davejane #dirkjohn #bottlehawk text #davejake is like. okay whatever. date my grandpa who ive never even met i guess. #davejane is like. you're dating my who now. #dirkjohn is a fucked up comedy ship because of just how many different people would be pissed off by it due to relations #but DAVEJANE? i think john would have an actual implosion. my NANNA. my GRANDMA dave. #not to mention that they were both sprites at one point. oh god i didn't even think about davesprite and nannasprite and how fucked up that #be for jade who's been alone on the ship with them for 3 years lmao and has to go to earth c to see their alt selves pull this shit. #dirkjohn and davejane happening at the same time would be so much for everyone to handle that they wouldn't be able to hold #troll hannukah get togethers anymore because i think someone would start throwing knives from it. my money's on jake

[tizeline]

Hueahheuahehueeh been a bit burnt out on Genshin the last couple of months but the promise of, not only Kheanriah lore, but Dainsleif and Kaeya meETING!? Hello?? Please I need Kaeya's Kheanriahn heritage to be addressed within an actual quest and not just in his character story GOD.

#wouldn't it be actually hilarious if Dain and Kaeya didn't actually end up meeting in the quest #like they both show up but never at the same time #i might actually set fire to my computer if that happens ahahhahahahah #hoyo better not mess this up I wont be able to handle that!!!!! :D #my art #tizel art #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact fanart #dainsleif #albedo #timaeus

[drinkingteainthedark]

Renheng had to be men because fem Blade would be too powerful. Poor baby lesbian Dan Heng would get distracted by this scary giant womans massive bohonkers breasting boobily and fall right onto her sword and then that's the end of that. Goodbye lizard lady.

Either that or she'd find out that she had an arrogant middle-aged blacksmith wife, and not only drove her insane but de-aged her, and it would make her die of sadness.

#my source is that i wouldn't be able to handle this #hsr #hsr blade #hsr yingxing #hsr dan heng #hsr dan feng #renheng #xingyue #honkai star rail #hsr crack #genderbend #i guess

[shimamitsu]

it drives me up the wall when someone rightfully calls out an anime/manga for being misogynistic/racist/transphobic etc. and people say shit like "you wouldn't handle [x animanga that's worse]" like have you ever considered i don't wanna watch that either

#it's like they're telling you oooooooo you wouldn't be able to handle the REAL messed up shit i read #? why are you competing #acting like this is a conversation about idk horror and not about how some shonen jump authors hate women

[kjzx]

Enki casts testicular torsion 🤨

#Funger bpt #Funger #Enki ankarian #Enki funger #Fear and hunger #Don't ask why I shaded his clothes this way #Also the book and the chest plate are intentionally vague and non descriptive cause I know #yalls weak asses wouldn't be able to handle OR comprehend the knowledge #Don't thank me

[acecroft]

MURDOCH MYSTERIES 4.11

#murdochmysteriesedit #perioddramaedit #tvedit #julia ogden #william murdoch #murdoch mysteries #yannick bisson #helene joy #mygifs #ceremonial #televisiongifs #useroptional #as someone said in my tags todays kids wouldn't be able handle that kind of slow burn #these two were something else #also i was rewatching s4-5 when i had terrible fever #but i remember i laughed (and coughed)

[yardsards]

living in america is literally just like. yeah i could probably benefit from inpatient mental health services but honestly the resulting medical bills would just make me want to kill myself even more

#eliot posts #i'm not in active danger of hurting myself don't worry #just experiencing some Ideations #but i have a long mental list of reasons not to act on those ideations so i'm safe don't worry #ironically one of those reasons is ''i couldn't afford the medical bills for a failed attempt'' #suicide mention #suicide tw #tw suicide #american healthcare my beloathed #dogshit private insurance my beloathed #also ironically one of the (multiple) contributing factors towards this fresh wave of ideations is a medical bill i got yesterday #it's nothing too ruinous but it is A LOT like would utterly wipe out my savings level #my parents said they can help me with it (as much as i hate accepting things from them) #and as soon as i mentioned it my very sweet cousin just. sent me the money it would take to cover it #with a ''yeah i trust you'll pay me back once you get a good job like looking at your major you'll be making a lot eventually'' #and i've already requested an itemized bill as well as the paperwork for the hospital's financial assistance program #(tho idk how much assistance i'll actually be eligible for bc i'm still legally a dependent) #so hopefully i'll be able to get that bill cut way down #it's just eugh it's so stressful and i had a full on panic attack on the phone with my insurance company yesterday #and my brain's fav response to crushing stress is just ''well we wouldn't have to handle any of this if we Just Fucking Died! :)''

[pankiepoo]

have you ever written any analysis of anything ii? would love to see it :-] especially any regarding fan's relationships to other characters

idk if it counts but i did write the personality section for fan on his wiki :D

I dont have any clear written analysis of anything except how fan would react upon meeting bot but I think a lot about many of his relationships and how he works but nothing specific I can think of rn but I would consider myself to know him Very Well to a point I Could probably write an analysis on him but I'm Not the best at it <- guy who is terrified of how it'll be received by the public

(iii neg in the tags oops)

#pankie ask #if anyone is interested in the fan and bot thing i could post it again <- guy about to rant in the tags #i kind of immediately deleted it because i got terrified of how people would perceive it since it goes into iii neg and criticism territory #in summary it's about how he'd have trouble with it and probably freak out and get reminded of egg (which I illustrated like a while ago) #and id be very disapointed if fan blindly accepts bot when they meet since it'd kind of disregard his entire struggle and it feels like tha #would be more in favour of fanservice for the whole family thing they're trying to push which wouldn't make sense for fans character #he only took care of egg because he could project onto it and use it to potray himself and his thoughts he wasn't even that good at it #i dont get how he could be able to take care of bot and plus test tube wasn't even the one who cared for egg as much as he did #so her taking care of bot is more of her just doing it because she has to be a parental figure #which doesnt make sense to me when bot can fully function without test tube since they're an adult who has shown to be more mature than her #and i pray to god bot doesnt stick to fan and test tube and interact with cabby goo floory or mephone more in the finale #I DIDNT MEAN TO RANT HERE BUT BASICALLY fan wouldnt be able to handle bot because bot is the embodiment of change and fan sucks at adapting

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Valhalla! Hanma and rival gang! Reader secretly hooking up as their gangs are on the brink of a literal brawl plsplsplspls

Valhalla!Hanma x Rival Gang Member!Reader (NSFW, fem reader, fingering, rough sex, pet names, fucking while on the phone (w/ Kisaki), set in an au where Valhalla doesn't fight Toman and becomes a successful gang on its own)

note: anonnnnnn 😮‍💨 this idea had me gone (sorry it took me a minute I was procrastinating lol, I still have like 3 other requests to do and I have a life outside of writing so yeah 🥲)

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You were supposed to be in a gang meeting, getting briefed on the upcoming brawl between your gang and Valhalla. But you found a much better way to spend your time, and that was bent over the kitchen counter of Hanma's apartment. His long, thick fingers plunging in and out of your pussy as you came for the third time. He chuckled at the way you clenched around his fingers and bent down to whisper in your ear.

“You look so cute when you're cumming f'me bunny~”

Just as he was slipping his fingers out, ready to replace them with his dick, his phone rang. He picked it up and it was Kisaki, cursing him out for being late to their meeting.

“Yo Kisaki, I was just on my way…Just...a little preoccupied right now...”

Hanma's hand slid over your mouth to muffle your moans as he rammed into you. The squelching noises coming from your soaked cunt were very apparent over the phone. It took Kisaki a moment to register what was going on but his voice took on a disgusted tone.

“Hanma, are you serious? We're supposed to be strategizing and you're out fucking around? Literally!”

“Relax, we're gonna win anyway. Stop stressing and being a cockblock man ♡”

“Cockblock? Hanma if you don't bring your lanky ass to this meeting, I'll make sure you never fuck again.”

Hanma sighed in annoyance.

“Okay okay, I'll be there soon.”

He hung up the phone, returning all his attention to your body.

“Sorry darling, I'll have to rush a bit. Y'know how Kisaki is, plus you gotta get to your meeting too, right?”

Hanma smirked as you mumbled a response, he knew you were in no shape to go to that meeting, you were practically fucked dumbed. His hips slapped against your ass as he drilled into your cunt relentlessly. You couldn't care less about your meeting or the rest of your gang right now. All that mattered was Hanma's dick wrecking your guts.

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#tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers smut #hanma x reader #hanma smut #tokyo revengers fanfiction #hanma is soooo 😫 words just can't describe him #I need two of this man but I know I wouldn't be able to handle that lmao 😭