Like I was fine *F I N E* with all my singlehood my alone since birth , my dryer than desert life.
I was F. I. N. E. OKAY!!????.
BUT THEN THIS MF SNEAKED INTO MY LIFE.
This man got me feeling every emotion I've ever conserved in my body
He makes me feel all giddy
He lets my uwus burst into COMBUST
His cuteness is a menace to the society, specially
my heart
my life
my whole.
fuckin.
existence.
Like Boy can turn your sane ass into a tomato 🍅
His flirting game is so FUCKIN on point he has such grips on bitches like ppl are actually dreaming of getting railed by you sir
Boy can eat you ALIVE. W/O even laying a finger on you.
Also Boy can make you so sad and that sad will be THAT LEVEL SAD which will actually make you wanna do murders on characters that aren't even R E A L
Sir..
because of you..
*sighs then screams*
my jaw drops to floor eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets heart beats out of chest awooga awooga sound affect pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out slams fists on table rattling any plates bowls or silverware whistles loudly fireworks shoot from top of head pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth wipes comically large bead of sweat from head clears throat straightens tie combs hair, ahem, you look very lovely making me doing shit like GRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARF BARK BARK WOOF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF GRRR BARK GRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARF BARK BARK WOOF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF GRRR BARK GRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARF BARK BARK WOOF ARF ARF...
I had to stay home from school today and threw up. My stomach hurts, my throat is dry, it's a bit hard to breathe and I've being sleeping a lot. I'll try to get things out, but if you thought I was slow before... Well... Imma be a lot slower, I hope your I guys understand and I hope you have a good day :)