Yang:Truth or dare.
Ilia:Dare.
Yang:I dare you to tell Sun you’re pregnant.
Ilia:…Why are you so messy?
Weiss:Yeah that’s crazy.
Yang:Fine. Pose it as a hypothetical.
Ilia:Uuuugh! *dials number*
Blake:She’s gonna kill you for this.
Yang:I’m aware.
Sun:Hello?
Ilia:*pink* Hey goober. I have a hypothetical question….
Sun:I have a hypothetical answer.
Ilia:…What if I told you I was pregnant?
Sun:….boy or girl?
Ilia:Umm boy?
Sun:Then I hope he has your eyes.
Ilia:H-Huh!? What if I said girl?
Sun:Then I’m hoping for your smile.
WBY: (Damn…)
Ilia:….Cool.
Sun:Is this an actual hypothetical?
Ilia:Yes babe, it is.
Sun:Okay! Tell Yang to chill the fuck out.
Yang:Hey!
Sun:Hello! Haha. You still need me?
Ilia:No, I’ll call later.
Sun:Alrighty. I love you 🎶
Ilia:*flustered* Yeah, me too~
Sun:Haha awww. *ends call*
Yang:Well that was cute! Good on-
Ilia:Truth or dare?
Yang:…..Dar-
Ilia:Blue hair, right now.
Yang:No! No please!
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Sneaking a selfie in before their shift starts 🪷
Chapter 19 - Feels Like This of Midnight Menagerie coming this week! If you're not caught up, now's a good time to do so!
Mind those tags folks, the plot's about to get real fucked up from here on out!
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Eight unlikely kids show up at Beacon...
Poster #2 for the RWBY fanfic I'm coauthoring!
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matching red jewelry
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I was very lucky to work on this commission!!
They're so cuteeeeeee
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Some Faunus have a good sense of smell.
Ilia and Eve are in the library trying to kill time before their next mission.
Ilia: So Eve, what are you reading?
Eve: *Ignores her while reading her book*
Ilia: O-OK then... I'll be on the other side if you need me.
Eve: *Keeps reading*
Ilia: *Sighs* Why did they pair me with her?
Eve: *Stands up* *Sniff* Sniff*
Ilia: Eve? Are you ok?
Eve: I-Is that Jaune I smell? *Sniff* *Sniff*
Ilia: We are in a highly secured White Fang secret base, I don't think he is here.
Eve: Mmm yes~ I smell it! JAUNE'S SMELL!! I smell Jaune! W-What is he doing here?!?!
Ilia: Again, I don't think is him.
Eve: Omygosh! What am I gonna do?!?! JAUNE IS HERE!!!! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!!
Ilia: Don't you listen to me?! He is not here!! CALM DOWN!!
Eve: Yes Eve, calm down... calm down and take a nice, deep breathe... *Sniff* *Sniff*
Ilia: Stop that!!
Eve: It smells so good!~💕 I love Jaune's smell so much!! It makes me fell so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from that delicious smell! It's driving me CRAZY!!!
Ilia: Fuck it, I'm not dealing with this
Eve: Oh Jaune~💕 *Big Sniff* Onee-chan is coming for you.
Ilia: Good luck.
At that moment Que runs out of the library. Seconds later a commotion is heard in the distance.
Eve: I found you!!💕
Jaune: *Panic* What the fuck?!!
Ilia: Wait, what?! He was really here?!!
Eve: Come to Onee-chan and let her cover you with kisses.
Jaune: Get away from me you crazy bitch!
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Yang:Truth or dare?
Weiss:Truth.
Yang:Let’s say you and Jaune have a week off from work. How often are you two doing the dirty in that week?
Weiss:…Am I counting sessions or rounds?
Blake: *points* You see, that’s why you’re an inspiration. Asking the real question some cowards wouldn’t!
Ilia, in the other room: Blake, stop slandering me!
Ruby:Sessions.
Weiss:……
Yang:You good?
Weiss:I’m counting.
Ruby:Is Jaune okay? You’re making me worried.
Weiss:So are we saying going from bedroom to shower are different sessions?
Yang:What’s the time between the two?
Weiss:…okay so it’s a round.
Blake:Put it like this, any time you have to start with foreplay is a new session.
Weiss:*red*…. At least 21?
Ruby:What!?
Blake:Proud of you.
Ilia:You’re having at least three square meals of fucking per day!?
Weiss:Well now it sounds outrageous!
Yang:I’m sorry but because of Ilia there’s no way I’m not calling it a hight protein diet.
Weiss:Why do I play this game with you?
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Happy Valentine’s Day from AG Nonsuch!
https://twitter.com/AG_Nonsuch/status/1625524905423908864
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Not sure if acceptable by current tumblr, but fuck it this must be shared qith the world
RWBY Ass Chart
Artist
https://twitter.com/WisperNSFW/media
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Got in some more doobles tonight
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Ilia: Hey~! You must be the new guy! My name is Ilia, I'm the new God of Animals. You can call me Ilia, Goa, or even the Ill-Goa if you'd like! Hahaha!
Jaune: Oh, uh, hi? I'm Jaune. And, uh, I'm a human?
Ilia: Uh-oh! We've got some savages in here! Hahaha! I kid! I kid!
Jaune: Haha, uh, yeah... I'm actually a friend of Blake, and she kinda sent me he-
Ilia: OH! You're- You're Blake's friend? And you... just so happen to be a boy. So, I guess that would make you her boyfriend, right? With your golden blond hair and your perfect, normal-color skin...
Jaune: Uh, I don't really know about normal color, or if that's even allowed...
Ilia: Speaking of allowed, here's my friend, Jinn!
Jinn: Why, hello there~.
Jaune: OH MY GOD! IS SHE ALLOWED?!
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