power couple we didn’t know we need
First Week vibes.
Matthew D. Rice
That’s my girl ♡
Let 👏🏻 ilyana 👏🏻 Rasputin 👏🏻 say 👏🏻 $@#! 👏🏻
Ilyana and Coffee, A Love Story in 4 Parts
Awesome Magik by Cary Nord.
Your titties are crooked.
Magik by Chris Bachalo.
kitty: hey, ray? can i talk to you about something?
rachel: of course kiddo! what’s on your mind?
kitty: how do you feel about… boys?
kitty: yeah, boys. y’know.rachel: [laughing] do i like them? I mean, sure. i’m friends with lots of them. like, you know, kurt. and uh. brian.
kitty: yeah, i guess so. what about girls?
rachel: what about girls?
kitty: don’t be difficult, ray.
rachel: I’m being difficult?
kitty: you know what i mean.
rachel: well, I like girls. you know that.
kitty: yeah, I guess i do.
rachel: is this about-
kitty: how did you know?
rachel: oh, kiddo-
kitty: it’s just, she’s the ruler of a different dimension! she has, like, demonic servants! and she’s my roommate!
rachel: she was your roommate.
rachel: anyways, she’s lucky to have you. You, you’ve saved the world how many times now? and look at you, living in england now. you’re cosmopolitan!
kitty: [laughing] ray stop!
rachel: would i lie to my roomie?
kitty: no, i guess not.
kitty: i’m lucky to have you, too.
rachel: now who’s the flatterer? go to bed, kiddo.
kitty: g’night ray.
rachel: g’night, kitty.
Ah yes, I love all three Rasputin siblings: Pyotr, Ilyana and… *squints at writing on hand* Microwave?