Today I got to tell our waiter that yhe tattoo of a Dinosuar he has is of an anklyosaurus
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13 beers. Loads of snacks.
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BREAKING BAD POLISH AU
nonpolish people im so sorry
ok so imagine them in PRL
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honestly abed was so real for not even caring about free drinks and just having someone's attention to talk about his interests. even if the other person had ulterior motives, at least they were listening.
but on an even realer note he should've gone and talked to troy about them. and also had gay sex with him.
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Happy new year lets all pray for lesbian sex in 2024
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If they don't play love crime at my funeral then i don't want it. They can leave me unburied. It's sad enough no one will be devoted enough to consume my body
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Being drunk is the most wonderful thing because you can express your feelings freely, and then just say you were drunk
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a youtube video just mentioned offhand that the 4+ hour runtime of a movie was harmful to the bladder, and it made me realize… are movies 2 hours long so that people can watch it in one go without having to leave the theater to piss?
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NO DREAM NO SLEEP NO SUFFERING
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Scribbled Ojisan instead of working like I should've been 🫡
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