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#im having a blast
posallys · 2 months
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whumpypepsigal · 1 year
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my sister sent me this meme yesterday and i have been giggling ever since. this is me lmao… pedro pascal nation hive we are living our best lives rn
*credit to the owner/creator of this meme
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bahrtofane · 18 days
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bad boy
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jude bellingham mafia au 
wc - 300+
watch it - i love april fools u guys can u tell
p.s. my greatest work yet, my magnum opus. my peak. i will never write this good ever again
its morning. y/n wakes up.
y/n throws her messy long blond locs into a messy bun while she skips through her room humming softly. her voice is so sweet and light. 
she's late for breakfast with her stepmom that hates her, she can smell the cigarette smoke from here. she tries not to get emotional and goes to her personal bathroom instead.
she tries to reach her toothbrush but its too high on the counter because y/n is so small and petite. she can't reach anything without help. she stares in the mirror and looks at her beautiful big blue orbs.  
she almost drowns in the shower because the water droplets are so big. when she gets out she uses a napkin as a towel. 
she sits on her fluffy queen bed (picture of it ). 
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y/n grabs a crop top and shorts from her drawer when she's all dry. crop tops and shorts are the only clothes she has.it makes her figure look best.  she does her hair all flowy and makeup, putting on heels to finish it. (picture of it ). and a necklace.
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"hurry up!" her step mom yells. 
she brushes away tears while getting dressed. she hates her life !
when she comes down she finds a strange man sitting at the table. his brown orbs look her up and down while he licks his lips seductively. 
"wow i picked good." he growls.
y/n looks at her step mom, confused but attracted to the strange man who keeps looking her up and down. she wants to kiss him. 
"this is jude bellingham. your new owner. i sold you for cigarettes." her step mom laughs. 
"what !" she yells. 
"youve got a big bunda " he smirks.
y/n can't believe it ! this man bought her ?????? 
jude picks her up and throws her over his large shoulder, "you're mine now."
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fuck you
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candyskiez · 1 month
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I love being a system in the mp100 fandom because like. I feel safe mentioning shit about my system here. Everyone's just chill about it. Nobody gives a shit. Everyone's chill here! Nobody gives a shit! I can casually mention "oh yeah [insert plural mob hcs] makes a lot of sense because ..." And I don't feel like I'm at risk of anything. There's so many systems here and holy hell is it nice. Plural mp100 community I love you so much I am giving you twelve dollars
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mineralboa · 1 month
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ignitus the beloved..
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a silly looking spyro...
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More barbie memes cause they are so fun to make
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Brain: You have an eating disorder
Me: No I don't it's perfectly normal to be disgusted by food. And everyone has gagged at some point while eating.
Brain: Sure.
Me: And I'm sure most people are blocking the food tag because it's making them sick.
Brain: Oh honey no.
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boyywithluv · 1 year
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Me waking up this morning like—
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kaynes-secret-blog · 10 days
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M-MY BIGGEST INSPIRATION FOR MALEVOLENT FANFIC LEFT KUDOS ON MY SILLY FANFIC I THINK IM GONNA CRY
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daughterofsarenrae · 2 days
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Sometimes you sit down to build legos at 7:45 and then u look up and it's 1am
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yummycrummy · 1 year
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Does the Wally x Sr/Ucr have a name? I'm adoring this crackship 🫠
They can either be called Rolly or Walroy 😭
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djwashere66 · 1 month
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HEY YOU! Cool and OBVIOUSLY sexy person reading this, you should play Unicorn Overlord.
Why? Cause it rules. It's super fun and the character designs are great. Also Berengaria (left) and Amalia (right).
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wooldawn · 1 year
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:)
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famewolf · 3 months
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a little Dragon Age before work to heal the soul
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smileymoth · 2 years
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Pearl’s miserable ex girlfriend anime villian arc <3
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