#im not an egg anymore

[frostedpuffs]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#I FUCKING KNEW HE'D MAKE A CAMEO #as soon as i saw mat i started SCREAMING laughing #no mark cameo though :( sad #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #text post #fnaf #fnaf spoilers #matpat #the fact that his nametag says ness too. the fucking earthbound character #THE EASTER EGGS IN THIS MOVIE WERE SOOO GOOD #listen as an og fnaf fan....im thriving #not super into the series anymore but WOW this movie really catered to my high school age self lol

[suntails]

fallen

#KICKS OPEN THE DOOR. HIIIIIII IM BAAAAAACK. TWIRLS MY HAIR AND STARES UNBLINKINGLY AT U #okay so long story short i need to speedrun if i wanna draw ANY lore art this time #bc i go to NY w no computer for 2 weeks on thurs and i wont have nrainrot anymore after. so i need to draw FAST things #so yea. she um. she. died. sniffles. ngl i thought she was already dead from the prev update so this STUNG #the fuckign GRIEF the way lilia collapses down in mourning her loss. she falls to the humans. i am SICK it HURTS #silver was so devastated in 7.5 without even seeing the death firsthand and being like 'how could i ever be loved' #lilia looking at malleus. the future of the kingdom. the treasure of his two closest friends (loves?) #and is like 'how can i ever love him enough' and proceeds to spend A FIFTH OF HIS LIFE SEARCHING FOR A SOLUTION #dealing w prejudice from humans. kicked out of the army Disgraced. all while mourning. he keeps going out of LOVE #twst #twisted wonderland #lilia vanrouge #malleus draconia #hes an egg he counts #ch 7 spoilers #so yea blah blah blah im not as eloquent as u geniuses i will just draw a silly little dramatic art to capture my misery and move forward #suntails

[jazzyjesse]

hey guys i'm starting to think the eggs were load bearing to the server's sanity

#kitty talks #mcyt #qsmp #quackity smp #qsmp eggs #literally wtf is happening #i cant tell if im laughing or crying anymore

[hermestoaster]

For old times sake

#philza fanart #philza #qsmp #listen......... i don't do fanart these days anymore but i have been casually enjoying the smp #im very lost but im glad my fave bird man is having fun with those egg kids #i am not immune to doing phil fanart

[kicktwine]

little weirdo beast mode

#ch’ari (oc) #ffxiv #my art #zenos yae galvus #im having illustration ideas again. You know like some kind of artist? #I’m not entirely happy w it but I’m not able 2 work on it anymore… it looks better small I think #WOOH ok looking like sitting down and taking rest days and taking extra special care of my hand Works tho. Which is GOOD #stormblood #did I - not to wimpily explain my symbolism but wolf zenos hare wol #PLEASE say ‘gains’ in your head with the most gravelly serious Zenos voice. Like Egg. #the second image is referenced from a bnha manga cover! And the therapist joke is… somewhere? I tried to find the post again but can only #find a tweet that is not as popular as I swear the post was

[peevishpants]

Rainy Day Outfit 3: Lilypads

Boots colour scheme inspired by louboutins! ... and north american leeches ^^"

#fashion #style #outfit #weiwei art #rainy day #pond #lilies #cottagecore #theres a leech in my friends cottage lake called Kobe i think #man i gotta use black shadows more its such a look #every time i see louboutins all i can think of are LEECHES #I think if u hav brown hair u would look awesome in brown overalls #Also nice overalls are SO EXPENSIVE?!?? #I was lookin for one online cheapest ones i could find that didnt look made of thin material was like $80 #Come on man thats like 2 weeks groceries #Well. Not anymore. Not in this economy. #Eggs r $8.29 for 30. Im goin broke bc i love eggs

[valarinde]

— he’s still there. still dreaming. BERSERK (1997) | ANGEL’S EGG (1985)

#berserk #angel's egg #myedit #ive reached my limit i guess i cant hold back from posting gifsets anymore even tho im in jail indefinitely #and theyll never be in the tag #anyway. this is berserk fic inspiration #berserkedit

[bh-l]

teolaegi as bbh albums happy birthday baekyhun

#exoedit #mgroupsedit #boyidoledit #baekhyun #mine:all #mine:gfx #mine:kpop #kpop:exo #exo #hello everyone its been exactly a year #editing and tumblr i hardly know them anymore #i wanna come back here again (real) #if u crack my brain open like an egg only teolaegi comes out #i finally got mine like 2 weeks ago too sitting on my desk now nd im v happy #oh i had fun making these and studying the design of the albums lol #i think it couldve turned out better but im always my worst critic anyways

[beelzebubsis]

the bbh angst edits going hard at the moment im thriving.

#qsmp #qsmp bbh #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp eggs #im actually a huge fan of edits #i used to make alot but i just dont have the time anymore

[osarquivosmagnus]

I really miss the early interactions between qcellbit and qmax, they were really funny together

It breaks my heart to know this is probably bc max doesn't really trust cellbit anymore since he infiltrated the federation and took sofia from him (which is 100% understandable. I would, too, be suspicious or hesitant after all that). I saw some people saying this is confirmed on max's end but I don't watch his vods, so Idk

I was just thinking how actually this is true from cellbit's pov as well... I don't think he trusts max as much anymore either :( it started even before he infiltrated the federation, tho, I remember when bbh pulled him aside and said it was pretty weird how max had access to sofia in first place by being gifted something from a figure none of them know or has seen since... and then afterwards with the wedding and now the elections cellbit and him haven't talked much (although everytime they did interact it was hilarious - "father" marrying cellbit and roier or when cellbit became a nurse to help foolish... do surgerie in max's butthole...)

And then after cellbit was infiltrated he had the theory the federation helped him after the codes attacked him just like they did to max (by bringing them to the hospital), I guess that made him even more suspicious of max

Idk. I just miss them.

Also it's hilarious to watch some old roier vods and how cellbit 100% trusted max with everything but was suuuper suspicious of roier and there was even an awkward moment they visited his base and cellbit wouldn't let roier in lmfaoooo to see how they are now married and in love is crazy

#qsmp #qmaxo #qcellbit #i didnt use the q after the first time but I am 100% talking about the characters lol #the streamers are fine #also look at how this became a guapoduo thing bc Im incapable of not talking about them #also #idk anymore what they think of the whole codes x federation #bc of elquackity and him trying to blow up the eggs #and maybe the capybaras being the codes #but maybe not #anyway this is all theory and I have thoughts but #no real opinions #or anyway to properly translate them into worods #this is just a #i miss q cellbit and qmax interacting #also I saw a gringo saying its funny the brailians call him max and not maxo #thats a brazilian thing apprently #sorry max youve been designated max by the brazilians

[kindaorangey]

im a firm egg pilgrim believer and also that if scollace were to ever be a thing they would Never be endgame. which works out pretty nicely

#scott pilgrim #thunder rambles #the timeline is ramona is trans woman and after months of being with her scott starts to question his own identity #less like 'what if im trans' or 'what if im bi' and more just 'what if i could be queer in literally any way' #which hasnt occurred to him in any conceivable way #and he experiements with ramona and then they decide to have an open relationship and maybe #maybe! #during this time scott hooks up with wallace #and maybe theyve kissed once or twice while drunk before this in college but w/e #and they have a thing for a month or two and its nice but not all that serious and actually it does more to bring scott and wallace together #as friends #than it does anything else #because scott is gradually more and more open about the way hes been questioning #and also in general because this is post-canon scott is a better person in general and sure wallace was awre of this theoretically #but now hes seeing it firsthand and they become the closest and most genuinely friends theyve been in ages #and then they kinda stop hooking up and then a while later scott's egg cracks #and its like the umbrella academy car meme. what if ur egg was slowly cracking and the overlap between ur experimentation #with ur identity and the egg fully cracking finally allowed u to mess around with ur cool gay roommate #for a limited period of time before your identities no longer line up for that anymore #anyway yea also ramona realises shes kinda nonbinary and has a sort of transgender 2: electric boogaloo moment #gives all her leftover estrogen to scott😭😭or something

[zeb-z]

as much as Bad very much does care for the well being of all the eggs, as much as Leo of course cares for her tio, the fact remains that Roier is her closest family and caretaker right now, and he Does Not Trust Bad. not with the time of day, not with the location of Pepito’s room, certainly not with Leo. and it’s like, after everything that happened in Purgatory, it’s to be expected. it doesn’t matter how much Bad has cared for the eggs, it doesn’t matter how much we as the audience know he’d do everything in his power to keep any one of them safe - the fact remains that his actions have tarnished the trust he’s built with some of the other islanders. it remains to be seen how this’ll come into play with the rest of Red, as they’re still missing, but it’s super obvious with Roier.

I doubt Roier will be on tomorrow to take care of Leo, and I know Bad is planning on giving her cookies and taking care of her. and I’d bet money this’ll be another point of tension against Bad - yes, even though he’s watching out for Leo. I keep coming back around to actions having consequences, but it’s prevalent, and this is one of the many Bad is experiencing - a complete lack of faith and trust from the others because of his actions in Purgatory.

#either that or maybe it’ll get Roier to trust bad a bit more. I kinda doubt it though #it keeps circling back around to purgatory but it’s so prevalent rn with what’s going on and how people treat bad #it’s like. yeah it makes sense Roier would not want bad taking care of Leo. it doesn’t matter that we know bad only cares about her he #doesn’t get that trust anymore. like #it sucks because ofc we know bad has only ever cared about the eggs. and it’s always been known to everyone else #but purgatory still frayed the trust enough to put doubt on that #by Roier at least. etoiles’ level of trust still means he trusts him w the eggs as far as I’ve seen #idk we’ll see what happens we’ll see #im just delighted at purgatory having lasting consequences. drama and intrigue and fraying trust. it’s interesting #and to be clear - I am so glad bad will be there to take care of Leo tomorrow jfjskfkd #mcyt #qsmp #q!roier #q!bbh #z speaks

[rayven81194]

no more funny haha eggs, they are arguing and need a therapist (i’m not strong enough for this, they were both getting emotional and arguing over what to do with Dapper)

#LET THEM MAKE UP #CHAY WAS WORRIED SHE WAS DEAD #AND LULLAH DIDNT WANNA DEPEND ON HIM ANYMORE #IM ILL #THEY MAKE ME ILL #AAAAAAA #qsmp #qsmp lore #qsmp liveblog #qsmp chayanne #chayanne the egg #chayanne #qsmp tallulah #tallulah the egg #tallulah

[eggbertith]

i never meant to leave you.

#arcane #vi #jinx #there are some funky things about this but i dont wanna work on it anymore sdlkgjs #i gave vi such gamer eyebrows?? #i dont know what that means but shes got em #I ALSO REMEMBERED HER FACE TATTOO #im winning over here #anyways vi gives best hugs #i love her your honor #egg art

[senselessalchemist]

finally have an actual job so maybe I can stop being a hermit and get officially divorced and feel sort of financially stable and possibly try dating again and get a cat ??? is that allowed? no I probably shouldn't unless I get a bigger place and can have two cats to be friends

downside is when the fuck am I supposed to draw dumb comics if I'm working for hours and hours a day? Hell and suffering on earth. maybe i should get an iPad or a whatthefuck ever and draw on the commute so I don't lose even more of my meager art skills

#personal bullshit #i have never had what is traditionally considered a Real Job #this is my first 8 to 4 type job #tbqh if i could have just done teaching assistant work without the whole grad student shit that would have been cool #but i just couldn't anymore #no one there helped me when i needed it #a super huge fuck you to all of the mandatory training i had to do re: intimate partner violence and abuse #well anyway it's fucking done and who cares if i wasted 8ish years of my only life (: #now i get to help people make babies #which is not at all what i thought i would do #but hey at least it feels meaningful #and i get to wear scrubs all the time which is nice because they're kind of shapeless and make me look slightly more masc esp with binding #wonder if i could donate oocytes #im sure as fuck not gonna use them #might be too old tho #give bad eggs #also might have too much testosterone in my system now #0 idea how that works except at some point they expect me to stop menstruating #but my dumb reproductive parts are too strong too powerful will not be stopped by some pitiful exogenous T #anyway i really need to try to sleep #and stfu #but yeah maybe i can think about moving and getting 2 cats

[mishapen-dear]

baddddddd. he's giving pomme first pick of their dungeon loot rn. he's so NICE. not just to the eggs but in general (i am always thinking of those elegant letters). but the eggs are the only ones who he will quickly and easily show vulnerability to. with everyone else it's like there's a layer there, a wall of silliness he keeps up on purpose, but it just. isn't there with the eggs.

there's something about the way that he cares that I can't put into words. like he cares so much. so fucking intensely. look at dapper. look how kitted out that egg is. look at how much time bbh has spent with the eggs, and look at how much time and effort he puts into figuring out how to keep them safe. he goes HAM when it comes to caring for the eggs, but it comes so naturally to him. it feels like caring for people with his whole entire soul is his default, but he doesn't want it to be. or, maybe want play a part in it- maybe it's too dangerous to care so much so quickly. maybe that puts other people he loves at risk. maybe it scares people. but that wall between him and other people is one that he built, and it's bbh, so he built it strong, so even when he's surrounded by people who have proven over and over that they care for him (that they care for the eggs, that they will not hurt them), he can't fully believe it.

im just. bad knows foolish so well. he knows that man wouldnt on purpose kill any eggs. but pomme killed foolish and bbh, dying of laughter, having the time of his life, told her to "put your armour on. just in case."

#i am putting him under a microscope and studying him carefully #i didn't used to be a big bbh watcher but now im obsessed with that little freak #qsmp #something about his relationship with foolish feels like a twisting of that care too tbh #like he would Not be fucking around with foolish so much if they didn't get along so well #but it has the same intensity #its like instead of a wall between him and foosh there's a cellophane tarp covered in silly colours that keeps getting twisted and rung out #and they use it like a string for those can phones #like with players that wall or layer can be warped into something extra silly but it's just Not There in the same way with the eggs #even with richas who torments him especially like foolish does #idk im also thinking about earlier today when bad was like 'yeah you can shoot me :D' to pomme #and the way his qsmp fighting style is eating totem after totem after totem to essentially sacrifice his own well-being for the people f #he loves #idk if im even making sense anymore and the pomme thing happened a while ago now lmao #but he's absolutely fascinating as a character #i need to figure out a fun fic concept to stick him to i need to put him in situations