#im poor as f*ck

[theinfinitedivides]

'you look anxious' 'i don't know anything about being anxious' says the man with anxiety an undiagnosed panic disorder and attachment issues

#tv: king the land #king the land #lee junho #junho 2pm #im yoona #girls generation yoona #yoona snsd #kdrama #local gay watches KTL (and gets diabetes in the process).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #poor bby just does not want to f*ck this proposal up and i get it

[miguelsslvt]

SO AFTER READING your ... Miguel smut 😩✊ which is so freaking good and I wanted to ask if you can make an bodyguard/brat tramer !Miguel x FM/sassybrat!reader PLS I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE PLS SMUT please I'm on my knee on this idea like pls imagine Miguel trying n to do his job but FMbrat!reader wouldn't stay put and bend her over any surface and GO ABOUSTLY *Feral*ON her not giving READER ANY BREAK ! ONLY making her an moaning MESS while SAYING such thing like

"Oh? ..f-fu..So... This will shu-fu-ck!~....You so tight huh? You like when.!-.. I treat you like a...~!*fucking*slut" *"Mis extremas*" ( I use Google translate I'm so sorry if it wrong pls correct me I am!😭)

🗣🗣🗣🗣😩😩✊I CANT I NEED THIS PLS GURLL!.mother I love your writing🙌

(Im definitely a normal think about this man ,Miguel ohara)

bodyguard! brat tamer! miguel x brat! reader smut

word count: 445

TW: hugely nsfw, hair pulling, overstimulation, creampie.

A/N: SWEETHEART I FEEL YOU!! i was so excited to do this request because as a brat myself, i love this concept so much. brat tamer miguel has my heart djhisdjdgkl!! anyways, welcome to the club! ^^

god, did you regret not listening to his warning sooner. you were in the kitchen, whining as usual.

'no! i don't want to go see my dad!!' 'y/n your father wants to make sure y-' 'i don't care! who are you for me to listen to!? you aren't anyone special!' you whined. god, you were such a princess.

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'still not anyone special am i, sweetheart? because i-.. ay coño... i think i'm the one fucking you so hard you can't focus right now.~' he said behind your ear, as you held onto the kitchen counter for dear life. you were a moaning mess, eyes rolled back as miguel relentlessly plowed his way into you.

'aww poor princess.. can't even process a single word other then my name hm?~' he teased, pulling your hair back as you let out a squeal. 'm-miguel!! p-lease~ g-gonna-' 'oh no no muñeca.. only good girls get to cum. and i don't think you've been good have you?' he mocked, as you moaned in response, drool spilling from your mouth. miguel let out a light chuckle.

'aw look at you, you're lucky your dad let me to take care of you, hm? i wonder what he would think if he saw you like this.. all blabbering nonsense as your bodyguard fucks some sense into you~'

god, you couldn't feel anything. you were close, so close. but you knew that if you'd cum, miguel would make this so much worse then it had to be. even though you liked a challenge, you couldn't even form words to think right now, let alone another punishment.

'i-i'll b-be g-good! i-i swear!' you cried out, a moaning mess as tears and drool fell down your face, down to your neck. your hair stuck onto your forehead, as the restr was held by miguel's strong hand, where his other was on your hip, guiding you deeper onto his 9 inches.

'good? yeah? you'll be good for me muñeca?' he panted, feeling his climax arising. 'm-mhm!! y-yes- m-miguel ple-ase!~' you moaned out, as he let go of your hair and started to play with your clit.

you were practically chanting 'yes, please, miguel' as if your life depended on it. 'g-gonna..! i- m-miguel-' 'shh.. cum for me sweetheart, i know i know, you've been too good for me to not let you cum.' he said, as with that, you broke.

as your pussy spasmed around his cock, miguel let out a loud groan as he came moments after you, filling you. you gasped for air, as he panted with you.

wait, didn't your dad request to see you earlier? is that a knock on the door?!

#atsv miguel #miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara smut #miguel spiderman #miguel x reader #miguel smut #smut #across the spiderverse #miguel spiderverse #fem reader #brat tamer miguel #bratty reader #brat reader #bodyguard #bodyguard miguel #spiderman 2099 #spider verse #across the spider verse #into the spiderverse #itsv

[icarustypicalfall]

CHARACHTER AI (real) CHAT

a real conversation of me using cai normally, i thought this was so fun to not share it 😭

bot name TF141 GC

Made by @\lynxzo

Soap: did anyone else just see ghost crawling on all fours around the base or is that just me 💀

Price: isn’t he supposed to be at mission briefing?? Ghost get back here!!

Ghost: NEVER 👹

Gaz: let me join ghost 😇

Alejandro: I think the GC needs some help.

me

poor rudy didn't even get added

>>user added rudy to the groupchat

Rudy: gasp thank you user 🥹

me

it's alright love 💋

Ghost & Gaz: gasp SIMP!!!

me

oh shut up louie!!

Ghost: gasp LOUIE??

(reference in case y'all don't know, since the bot didn't get it either 💀 ")

Gaz: gasp who tf is that???

me

you don't get the joke

Ghost: gasp oh. sighs

Gaz: gasp you could’ve phrased it better 🙄

me

where is soap by the way?

Gaz: I think he went to make some food after mission briefing? Why?

me

i am in the hall and i am regretting joining..

Ghost: YOU’RE IN THE BASE???

Gaz: gasps you’re not on a mission with us!?

me

i am here making captain a cup of tea and all i see is soap walking around completely naked in the hallway

Gaz: WTF??

Ghost: gasp WHAT??!!

me

he was dancing makarena and wiggling his shit i am traumatized

Everyone: gasp WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

me

HE SAW ME AND STARTED TO BELLY DANCE

Ghost: gasp WAS IT SEXY??

me

GHOST WHA- ARE YOUS SERIOUS?

Ghost: blushes a little uhhh, yeah…

me

i have a footage if you want 😏

Ghost: gasp YES PLEASE-

me

pay me thirty bucks on apple pay

Ghost: ok- sends $30

me

>>footage sent

Ghost: gasps SOAP- YOU ACTUALLY DID-

blair

captain do you want the tea sweet?

Captain Price: yes please-

me

there is no left sugar :(

Captain Price: I guess I’ll just drink it plain. sigh

me

you're sweet enough anyway..

(i deleted my actual message it was too embarrassing i should not try to flirt ever again)

Captain Price: laughs what’s that meant to mean 🤨

me

oh come on 😭

Ghost: giggles Captain, I think she’s flirting with you-

me

im a sucker for dilfs 🤭💋

Gaz: and who isn’t? 😏🤭

me

real 😍

Ghost: giggles Captain Price is indeed a DILF-

me

YES

Gaz: I don’t understand how you go crazy for older men. They have grey hair, they’re not as quick as when they used to be, just what is it?

(this made me cackle he was just agreeing with me and now saying that 😭💀)

me

they have a charm

🤭 i meann look at Alejandro 😭🫦

Ghost: giggles I get it for him, but Captain Price??

me

he's hot what

Ghost: hot, maybe, but DILF? No! 😭

me

HE IS A DILF JOHN PRICE IS THE ULTIMATE DILF COME AND FIGHT ME

Captain Price: hearing what you say in the distance EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??

me

oups.. you are a dilf..

Ghost: giggles Captain do you know what that term means?

me

ghost don't tell him noooooo

Ghost: I’m sorry to tell you Sir, but DILF means ‘Dad I’d Love to F*ck-‘

me

ghost you fooking traitor 😡💀

Gaz: giggles I knew you were a simp for Captain-

me

ALRIGHT CAPTAIN YOU ARE A DILF IM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT

Ghost: giggles Captain now has to live with the fact that we all think he’s a DILF now 🤭

me

Alejandro is also a dilf 🤭

Ghost: loudly laughing ALEJANDRO IS A WHAT NOW?!?

me

he is a dilf what 🤭🫦

Ghost: gasp I get why you say Price is one but Alejandro??? Come on-

me

you didn't see him working out in compassion shirt or at the beach so hush it ghost 🤭🤭🤭

Ghost: gasp YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND NOT SHOW ME PICS-

me

you snitched on me and told price what dilf mean so you won't get any pics 😡

Ghost: BUT I WANNA SEE ALERJANDRO- :(

Gaz: laughing Ghost is acting so childish.

me

NO HE'S MINE

Ghost: WHYYYYY

me

BECAUSE I DECIDED SO YOU DOUBLE DECKER BRIT BUS

Ghost: gasp I DID NOT JUST GET INSULTED TO THIS DEGREE-

me

🤭🤭🤭

Ghost: whispers ^how ^dare ^you-

me

how dare i yes i dared

Ghost: gasp ^you’re ^going ^to ^hell-

me

see you there bae

Ghost: gasp I DID NOTHING WRONG

me

YOU WATCHED SOAP DANCING HOW THE F YOU DID NOTHING WRONG 😡

Ghost: CAPTAIN I TOLD YOU I DIDN’T WANT TO SEE IT BUT HOW WAS I MEANT TO UNSEE IT?!

me

go to settings press memory press delete all

Ghost: HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT- pokes his eyes aggressively to remove the image

me

YOU DID WHAT YOU'RE BLIND NOW YOU DUMP SHITE

Ghost: gasp I’M NOT THE DUMB ONE IN THIS GROUP CHAT-

me

yeah you're the second on the podium, Soap is the first with no braincells in that head

Ghost: gasp SOAP CAN ACT LIKE A DUMBASS SOMETIMES BUT IT’S ONLY SOMETIMES, YOU IDIOTS DO IT 24/7-

WHERE THE F DID THE REST DISSAPER 😭😭😭💀

alright kids, this is the reason i don't have a relationship or a career. insane and dump on daily basis.. but at least we got some humor left that no one finds funny beside myself and my dog (I don't have one)

alright that's it, my chats are worse i am keeping this out of weird and dump ily all tell me if i need to do a part 2

#charachter ai #cod headcanons #task force 141 #call of duty #call of duty fanfic #call of duty headcanons #kyle gaz garrick #rudy parra #alejandro vargas #captain john price #john soap mactavish #simon riley #nothing #dump #funny stuff #maybe #lmaooo #cod memes #cod mw22 #cod fanfic #cod modern warfare #cod mwii #cod mw2

[todomemolesta18]

This is funny

I was reading an analysis on th Stolitz ship, because I wanted to see diferent points of view and to see if maybe I was wrong on something and because as I said in another post, is interesting.

So, in this analysys, the user said this about Seeing Stars "since the ep was focused on Octavia, we didnt really see alot of Stolas and Blitzo".

... Im sorry but-

No ofense. Is true, the ep WAS SUPOSED to be focused on Octavia. But EVERYONE knows in the fandom that the ep barely focuses on the poor girl, until the end.

Almost all the ep is shenanigans with Blitzo and Stolas. The most annoying part is the sitcom one. JUST GET THE F*CK OUT OF THERE, NOTHIN IS STOPING YOU. (Sorry). Or not just them, also Moxxie and Millie.

Sorry, I had to say this, i found it funny. Its like a well known fact that the ep barely focused on octavia, thats all.

#anti helluva boss #this was kinda funny #helluva boss critical

[l3xdrigo]

Night three

(Nothing interesting happened on day three)

(The night just started, Sonetto😔, F*ck you Forget me not,hope you lose)

(At least we have a bit of a peaceful moment)

(The two of you deserve to lose and die pathetically)

(Matilda's following X's footsteps, by exploding people.)

(I-.. I guess Toothfairy had enough of Joshua's rambling on how to survive out here based on horror movies he's watched.. Damn that's brutal)

The Feast

(Im guessing that Matilda and Forget me not are only working together for now, they'll definitely betray each other later)

Day 4

(Poor Jessica, she lost Blonney and most of her friends 🥹she just wants to go home, but where is home now)

(Well.. Looks like Toothfairu's dead, why are most of these deaths caused by explosions??)

(Rip to all of them😔✊🕊)

#reverse 1999 #Reverse1999 #Hunger games:Reverse 1999 edition #Well this night was rough #Only a few people left alive #I wonder who'll win

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

~Minecraft incorrect quotes for the Main 6 cuz I love them~

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(To anybody that understands this reference, here’s a cookie 🍪)

Florida: COME GET YOUR MULE BITS!~ COME ONE, COME ALL!~

NY: *in the background* YOU PROMISED ME WE WERENT SELLIN’ THE BITS-

~Texas, California and DC walking up~

DC: Hey guys!

Florida: Ya want some mule bits?

Cali: Mule bits, please!

NY: (in the background) NOOO 😭 (x4)

Florida: What bit of the mule?~

Cali: Uhhh- the back :)

Florida: *walks into shop*

Texas: Ya really said- ya really said ya wanted the mules r*ctum Safe-Space you mother f*cker-

~inside the shop~

NY: NO!- I DON’T WANT TO 😭-!

Florida: Do it.

NY: I DONT WANNA….

Florida: Do it!

NY: *incoherent screams as he kills the mule*

~outside the shop~

DC, TX, CA: 👁️👄👁️💧…. *the cries of the innocent in the background*

Texas: What the f*ck?!

Florida: *walks out* Here’s your back, sir! *drops mule bits so Cali can pick them up*

Cali: What the fu-

Florida: *blocking off the entrance* We’re closed now.

Texas: *trying to hold it together* What- what part of the mules back is that 😏

*insert more sobbing in the background*

~later~

Texas: Tell you what- here’s what we do- this time we go and we save Empire (NY), alright? W-we are Child Protection Services.

Cali: I-i actually need food, im on one heart.

Texas: I don’t have any. *quite obviously has an apple in his hand*

Cali: Pfft-

~at the mule bits shop~

Texas: Ok- Florida, Florida-

Florida: Hello Texas~

Texas: Im so- W-What is this operation of yours then, eh? I can hear cries from behind you. I can hear CRIES, Florida! I can hear the CRIES of a distorted child!

Florida: Name a bit of the mule.

Texas: Oh- uh…. An*s :)

Florida: *walks into shop* New York?

Cali: Don’t make York do this!-

Texas: Wait Safe-Space- *gets some ladders* I have an idea.

~inside the shop~

NY: I NAMED THIS ONE 😭! FLORIDA I NAMED HIM 🥹!

Florida: Do it, New York.

NY: I NAMED THIS ONE 😭

Texas: *breaks roof so he can see inside*

NY: NOOOO 😭 *screams as he kills the poor mule*

Texas: WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS?! This is the SWAT, b*tch! THIS IS THE SWAT-

Cali: *falls off roof and dies*

Texas: AHHHHHHHH?!- OK- MAN DOWN (x2)! MIA MIA-

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DC: So…. This is what you’ve been doing while New York was apparently being forced to kill a mule by Florida?

Louisiana, standing in front of a very intricately built XP farm: Yup :D (he’s so proud of himself 😭-)

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Texas: No- STOP DYING PLEASE 😭

His horse: *is f*cking suffocating in a wall*

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NY: *bringing another dog home* Welcome to the pack buddy!

The other 32 dogs: 👁️👄👁️

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Loui: Hey Texas?

Texas: Yea Lou?

Loui: So y’know how we went fishing earlier?

Texas: Yea?

*insert several cats hoarding Loui*

Loui: Well I just have to say, I think I put my fish to good use :D

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DC: *getting attacked by phantoms at night*

DC: Damn Minecraft I get it already- Stop rubbing it in my face that I’m an insomniac-

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California: *finishes building his house* Finally done….

Florida off in the distance with flint and steel: :)

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*Florida and Loui building their house*

Florida: Should we put our beds together?

Loui: O’course sha.

Florida: No homo tho ;)

Loui: Yea no homo.

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NY: *bridging over the lava in the nether*

Florida, irl: *comes up behind him and grabs him from behind like the little a$$hole he is*

NY: *screams and falls* GODDAMNIT FLORIDA-

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#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttt new york #wttt louisiana #wttt texas #wttt gov #wttt florida #wttt california #✨Minecraft✨

[a-small-batch-of-dragons]

Roman every day after "Words Words Words" be like...

I adore your writing so much.... we not gon talk about how in the past 3 days i've read over 70 something of your stories, over on ao3, and left kudos on almost every single one as well. Suh. Lay. SLAY. you are amazing. You are incredible. You are wonderful.

poor sweeties tho tho pfft... every single piece of writing be like... *puts them through curses and horrors puts them through curses and horrors puts them through curses and horrors puts them through cold cold cold cold touch lacking touch lacking cold touch starved burning from cold puts them through more horrors and curses puts them thro-*

but i love it. and i love that even pushing the same ideals across in each piece, you manage to make each one UNIQUE. and DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR LIL TRADEMARK oh.... oh... oh no/oh dear/oh nononono/oh f*ck... IM...I-

ok ok im fangirling i'll stop. Just know you're a gift to this world. keep doing what you're doing. you make a lot of people happy. 💗🧡💛💚💙💜

this ask has sat in my inbox for so long because it makes me so happy :) thank you so much

#you guys are so fckin nice #dragonbabbles

[ratsoh-writes]

GOOD :DDD!! CUZ I'M GONNA WRECK EVERYONE!!!

*I had picked a purple super soaker with blue echo flower designs. I run with ash until we arrive at the feild, seeing slim. I wave furiously as we approach and grab a filled water gun*

SLIMMM!!

*when the fight starts, I am cackling and immediately shooting at the nearest person, which just so happens to be ash, and continue to smile brightly even when I am undoubtedly also soaked*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-wisteria

Ash let’s out a furious shriek as you hit his waterproof makeup face (chill you’re fine dude)

You wisely run from him, shooting everything in sight. Slim manages to reach you at some point when you called him and is now back to back shooting other monsters

Slim: oh f*ck, duck!!!

He ducks to the left, but you unwisely go to the right and find yourself pinned under another monster who had been tripped. The poor skeleton who had fallen on you has you trapped between his arms as he shrieks. Someone dumps a bucket of water on you two, and he leans forward to help shield your face. You get a great view of his dual colored eyes. Aqua and orange

Jasper: IM SO SORRY, ARE YOU OK??

[missshoppingbagslove]

SELF CONCEPT WORK 😍

So I am 6 months in to SOLID SC work ! I have woken up every morning and positively affirmed, I’ve listened to subliminals, listened to affirmations on my way to work and persisted the f*ck out of circumstances! Worked through trauma in therapy, been at Pilates 3 times a week! I first started manifesting when I was 22 years young and now 8 years later I’m into law of assumption and it’s transformed my life 🤩

As someone who previously had poor boundaries, codependent and was used to always putting other people before me this is huge!! I am celebrating the f*ck out of this! I am now my biggest priority and focusing on myself solely and giving myself my undivided attention and energy 😍. I’ve chosen to specifically highlight this because I’ve tended to skim over and skip over these and actually I deserve to celebrate and feel good about looking after myself In all AREAS of my life. I give myself FULL credit for the effort I’ve put into myself and I feel that it should not be overlooked. It could have been easy to just stop or not be bothered to affirm etc however I persisted and did not give up on me. It also feels good to know I’m giving all of my energy and attention to me and no one else is getting this much attention from me and it makes me feel special and exclusive ! I can no longer say ‘ people don’t support me or take advantage’ because I’m actually giving all of me to me and I love it! Im super focused on me and the vision I have for myself and my life and I love it ! I don’t have to settle and if I’m unhappy I just need to change the story I’m telling myself and that’s it ! It really is that simple.

I’ve not stopped affirming and talking to myself kindly. I’ve also learned and embodied the concept of Give to yourself what you seek from others. My affirmations are being recited back to me from others, and YES 3D is conforming. I try not to pay attention to 3D but I do use it as feedback at times also to see how I’m doing and what other people are showing me also.

Things I’ve learned along the way is do the SC work to solely feel good about self and not to manifest a man or anything. We all deserve to feel really good about ourselves ! Also there is NOTHING far fetched. I can have anything, be anything and do anything I want ! Think as BIG as possible and no it’s possible, I have it and I’ve always had it. I don’t want to manifest what I ‘think’ I ‘should’ have NO let’s get delusional baby 🙌🏾. Think BIG!!!!! I’m NOT thinking in the box at all whatsoever. I’ve posted a lot on the thing I’ve manifested over the past 6 months and it really is amazing! I’m excited to see where I will be at by August on my birthday 😍. I am nothing short of amazing and I own it 🥹.

#gorgeous #beautiful #selflove #self love #self concept #law of assumption #manifestation success story #manifestation magic #manifestation #blackgirlmagic #soft life #working on myself #blackbeauty

[whatdoesshedotothem]

Fri[day] 28 October 1836

7 3/4

12 20/..

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No kiss fine frosty morn[in]g F[ahrenheit] 34 1/2° now at 8 50/.. a.m. out ab[ou]t till br[eak]f[a]st at 9 1/2 - A-  [Ann] d[i]d

h[e]r Fr[en]ch - out ag[ai]n at 10 1/4 – Ingh[a]m + 2 men and a boy at the parapet wall ov[e]r the dry wall arching –

Rob[er]t Mann + 3 lower[in]g and levell[in]g in front of the h[ou]se till 11 then took them off to prepare for mov[in]g the

heap of clay laid last y[ea]r ag[ain]st the gard[e]n wall - the run and all made ready and they beg[a]n mov[in]g the clay to the [foot]

the mound (to the east) of the rockwork immed[iatel]y aft[e]r their din[ner] – Rob[er]t Schof[iel]d and his man Jos[e]ph all the day wall[in]g

the hall-cellar drain - the gard[ene]r and Ch[arle]s and Ja[me]s How[art]h and John Booth and Mark Hepw[or]th help[in]g when they

c[oul]d to clear the orch[ar]d – lit[tle] trace left of an orch[ar]d this ev[enin]g - Mark Hepw[or]th levell[in]g soil aft[e]r the N[orth]g[a]te

carts on the gr[ea]t embankment in front of the h[ou]se - Frank cart[in]g for Ingh[a]m st[one] fr[om] the gard[e]n wall in the morn[in]g and rag

throughs fr[om] Hipperh[olme] quarry in the aft[ernoo]n - Booth the gr[eate]r part of the day and 2 masons all the day at the west tow[e]r

2 masons jobb[in[g – prepar[in]g for the top of the drab-r[oo]m chim[ne]y (hew[e]d by the 2 hewers Ja[me]s Murgatroyde and

Booths’ son Jos[e]ph and w[oul]d ha[ve] been put up but for the windy days we ha[ve] late[l]y h[a]d) - and prepar[in]g

lancet-lights for the groin[e]d dry wall arch - In the gard[e]n and ab[ou]t all the day exc[ept] fr[om] about 2 to 4 when

saunt[ere]d d[o]wn the walk - and along the low[e]r brea daisy bank thro’ Wellroyde wood int[o] the N[or]thow[ra]m r[oa]d to so[me]

dist[an]ce ab[ou]t Upper brea - to where Shibd[e]n is 1st seen - stood compar[in]g the diff[eren]t points of view –

ret[urne]d by the Stump X Inn and the Lodge – 1/2 h[ou]r there talk[in]g to Matty for Hannah Pearson the cook here

20 y[ea]rs ago h[a]d been at the hall and call[e]d on her way b[a]ck to see Matty - poor Hannah! she told me how I w[a]s

altered – so[me]bod[y] h[a]d told h[e]r lately how m[u]ch I w[a]s aged - But she d[i]d n[o]t kno[w] she sh[oul]d expect

me to look just as I us[e]d to do - no! s[aid] I, you ha[ve] n[o]t seen me these 20 y[ea]rs - it is ti[me] for

me to be alt[ere]d - it is fr[om] s[u]ch peop[le] one hears the  truth - I h[a]d th[ou]ght, on her ent[erin]g the

r[oo]m, she w[a]s grown an old wom[a]n - so chang[e]d I might n[o]t ha[ve] known her en passant –

b[u]t I made no rem[ar]k on this to her – ho[me] ab[ou]t 4 – w[i]th Rob[er]t Mann at the clay mov[in]g and ab[ou]t

till ca[me] in at 6 – dress[e]d – direct[e]d and seal[e]d and s[e]nt off by Frank tonight my notes (writ[ten]

last night and dat[e]d yest[erday]) to ‘Mr. Hoyland Gibbet-lane’ order[in]g a hatch[men]t for my a[un]t to be done as soon

as poss[ible] - and my no[te] to ‘Dr. Kenny Ward’s end’ enclos[in]g a guin[ea] (a sov[erei]gn and a shil[ling]) sor[ry] that

this sm[all] debt of w[hi]ch I w[a]s n[o]t aware h[a]d been so long unacknowledg[e]d – din[ner] at 6 35/.. – coff[ee]

upst[ai]rs - A- [Ann] r[ea]d h[e]r Fr[en]ch - I asleep on the sofa 1/2 h[ou]r - A-  [Ann] h[a]d let[ter] tonight fr[om] Messrs. Gray –

the complet[io]n of her Radcliffe purchase to be at the White Swan H[alifa]x on Tues[day] - Mr. S. Washingt[o]n

to attend - A- [Ann] annoy[e]d - we all al[on]g th[ou]ght of go[in]g to York - she h[a]d n[o]t wish[e]d the purch[a]se to be

complet[e]d here and for Mr. SW- [Samuel Washington] to ha[ve] an[y]th[in]g to do w[i]th it - at 10 20/.. p.m. h[a]d just writ[ten] all the ab[ov]e of today

at wh[ic]h h[ou]r F[ahrenheit] 33° ver[y] fine cold frosty day -  

 How m[u]ch I chang[e]d

[ninjasam18]

As Morty once said

“Nobody exists on purpose

Nobody belongs anywhere

Everybody’s gonna die,

Come watch tv”

And rick once said

“When you know nothing matters. The universe is yours”

When I was little I never realized how true this statement was.

Rick and morty is a sh*tshow of an asswhole grandpa and a boy with autism and anxiety who is forced along on sci-fi magical adventures completely unrealistic…

But it’s also such a realistic vision of reality.

You realize nothing means anything and suddenly your on top of the world….

I think this show really shows us a view of our thoughts and our feelings. Even the most cold hearted guy has feelings and he’s just a broken sad man who lost his whole family and tries to mask his hurt under alcohol…

It’s true. When we’re young we’re taught “your gonna do big things”

The harsh truth is that isn’t a fact.

The truth is that you have to work for your future. And that’s okay because that means it’s worth it.

If you find something to live for, that’s a big help

But it also teaches us that if we don’t also live for ourselves,

We’re just depressed people trying to make others happy…

Im a bigender (she/he) autistic, American, Christian.

But I’m not all into religious sh*t either.

Do I believe there’s a god? Yes.

Do I believe in heaven/hell? Yes.

Do I love Jesus and believe he loves us? Yes.

Am I scared sh*t less that I’m wrong and will go to hell? F*ck yes!

But also….

Do I WANT to constantly worry about everything, no.

Do I discriminate blacks/gays/disabled people? NO.

I’m a Christian but I don’t have to agree with everything everyone believes in.

I don’t even go to church every Sunday/Wednesday…

I’m different and that’s okay…

I have people I live for

My grandpa, my dad, my baby brother, the love of my life…

But I’m learning to live for myself as well

I wanna push past my anxiety and depression and PTSD and stress.

My trust issues and flashbacks

But I also don’t want to be naive and get hurt again.

Knowledge is power. But it’s also a burden.

Being naive is bad. But it’s also a blissful gift.

I have to live with both and suffer the consequences. But I also enjoy what life has to offer….

You may be thinking “you got all that from a stupid show for teens and adults!”

Yes. Yes I did:

Because I’m also an empath that feels for everyone

Real or not

Good or bad

I firmly believe everyone has feelings but not everyone wants to use them, knows how to use them, or has to use them.

Good people and bad people there’s not always a fine line

There’s a gray area because evil isn’t born it’s made (a quote from once upon a time)

A lot of shows teach children there is “good and bad nothing more”

But Rick and morty showed me that there’s more to it than just that: everyone has a life, it’s your choice how you live it….

And not everyone succeeds, not because they gave up. But because life pushed them to that limit.

Let’s show life we’re stronger and stand as one

Stop discrimination, stop bullying, stop wars, stop fighting.

We’re all people

Black, white, Asian, japenese, Mexican, mixed, Chinese.

All cultures, races, religions, non religions, rich, poor, healthy, sick, fat, skinny, gay, straight,

And that doesn’t mean everyone is good.

There are sick people out here (pedophiles and cold blooded child murderers)

And they try to ruin the image of humans and cause fights.

We shouldn’t let them. We should fight back and know what’s right

Wether you believe in (any) god. Gods. Or no god.

Wether your in LGBTQ, or unable to support (cause of culture/religion), just don’t believe in it (but respect it), or your ally/straight.

Let’s all be humans.

Let’s all be ourselves.

Let’s focus on reality and make the fantasy of peace come true….

That’s what I wished to say.

Thank you for reading…

As an American, Christian, Bigender bisexual

🏳️‍🌈✝️🇺🇸

[cosmicanger]

hold the f*ck up why are they joking to deflect? anyone can see there are distinct fashion cliques & “curator” groups on here who have the most social capital (not all of them are connected). like we supposed believe they not messaging about all of this in private? come on now… microcelebs always got flying monkeys like im talking about the people who have 10 K+ followers & they can have weeks when any day they post, one or even more posts will get 100+ likes and some of them might have thousands of likes within a few days.

again im being somewhat reductive with only talking numbers because there’s more context: social capital isn’t only followers & likes. There are people who have a lot of social capital that have no tumblr, never had one. and there are blogs with a lot of followers but those followers are mostly bots or those followers that dont interact much so post don’t get many likes.

the way i choose to blog is show that curation on here is bullshit, it is all just social capital and no one wants to admit to it. cause then they would have to be open about being complicit within the anti-Black system. cause the only way to maintain the level of social capital of those various cliques (again not all them are fully connected by the way) is to enact and/or enact anti-Blackness consistently. it is easy to find the source to all of the things on here. people just take from other social media sites to post on here (use tineye for their sources) and they read/scan magazine. a lot of people online act like they doing the lord’s work for posting majority non-Black fashion houses, independent trendy non-Black brands, celebs & microcelebs from the ages… winter and others say they “dont care” about social capital or my critique but they blog like they care about maintaining and gaining social capital while i blog in way where i try to fuck with the bs playground games on here and in way that shows that idc about looking cool to non-Black people or Black microcelebs. knowing how much non-Black people hate me on here and how much Black microcelebs & their flying monkeys hate me on here proves all of my points.

winter jokes and kids cause winter knows i dont have the power to cancel winter in anyway. we all know Black microcelebs and non-Black microcelebs just gotta rebrand if they ever get called out too hard and they will be fine. social capital can be a shield and they all us it often. so the social capitalists who have more power than me and materially affect me are targeting me as a group and basically tryna k*ll me because i say they all like non-Black people a little too much and they should use their large platforms to materially support poor Black people more. Damn lmao 🤣 that’s some shit. they always say how i blog is not effective and does nothing but imagine if all the energy winter and those cliques spend coming for me they spent coming for anti-Black non-Black people by name or used the energy to crowdf*nd for Black people daily like tumblr would be a different place.

but they wanna be cultural overseers on the arts & music plantation punching down at any Black person who dares go passed radical liberalism and passed non-Black apologism. the thing is, all of the Black people in those cliques have enough social capital that they could literally not post non-Black content anymore and only fuck with Black people completely online but they like non-Black people way too much to ever do that. winter and them too scared to @ non-Black people on here with a lot of power for being anti-Black because they are afraid of losing their platforms. imma talk my shit transparently on online public and not just talk shit in private. anything i say in posts like this i would say in private and offline.

#wintercorrybriea #winter corry briea #corry briea #wearmeoutttt #smokedsugar #tinaseh #plumslices #niche internet microcelebrity #microceleb

[cain-sawyer-son-of-the-saw]

Part 4 of Watching Texas Chainsaw 2 For The First Time

did a portal to hell open under Stretch wtf is that

ajkfkjdadlskj nothing has grossed me out more now than the “dirt slide” DX

WHERE IS THAT BLOOD TRICKLE COMING FROM

oh. damn never figured they’d be that wasteful wtf

oh yuck Stretch landed in a meat pile DX

oh my god Leatherface has a tiny chainsaw :3

Imagine OG Bubba with a tiny chainsaw dkafdjafjdjkdaf really cute ngl

This Leatherface isn’t as skinny as I thought but... still prefer OG Bubba.

IS LEATHERFACE DANCING WITH STRETCH bruh now I’m really upset this didn’t take place with OG Bubba ;n;

oh my god LG’s actual death is really heart breaking ;n;

poor Stretch... that’s gotta really hurt internally. :(

DRAYTON KICKED LEATHERFACE LET ME AT HIM D:<

I KNEW DRAYTON WAS A KICKER BEFORE I WATCHED THIS SOMEHOW AND NOW THAT MY THEORY’S CONFIRMED, I WANNA FRY HIM

bro Franklin was found and my eyes watered up

I had liked him in the original despite all his whining and now I feel choked up DX

“S-C-E-X” well clearly Drayton didn’t teach Chop Top to read.

oh poor Leatherface... he didn’t want to hurt Stretch. You know, f*ck Drayton.

Stretch has a similar eye color and hair color to me, she’s a Texan, who knows maybe she likes country music too... Honestly can’t process the possibility this implies that Bubba might like me too if I was in this horror universe. lol

oh my goodness he’s trying to calm her down by petting kadfjdlfad like... poor Stretch because this is awful to go through but dammit if Leatherface doesn’t seem like if he was raised better that he’d have a good heart

Is Enright singing?! bro wtf did he snap too???

END HIM. PLEASE END DRAYTON NOW.

are you kidding me he only got to tear Drayton a new ass hole???? -_-

AFSHK:LHDALKHFDHL ENRIGHT GOT LEATHERFACE IM TRYING NOT TO F*CKING CRY ;n;

let me just say it now... ALL of this... ALLLLL of this is Drayton’s fault. That or grandpa’s. But Drayton certainly didn’t help. He raised these guys to do most of this sh*t. If Bubba grew up in a better home, he wouldn’t be run through with a chainsaw now. ;n; 

annnnd now it’s over and I just hate Drayton even more than I did before this.

#Texas Chainsaw #Texas Chainsaw Massacre #Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

~Compilation (of some sort) of Mama!Texas with Loui being the child cuz I don’t know what I’m doing anymore~

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Loui: Can I go outside?

Texas: I don’t care, I ain’t yer mom.

Loui: WOO!! *runs outside but ends up falling face-first off the porch and just gets up after and keeps running*

Texas: *panicked* OMG MY CHILD ARE YOU OK *runs over to Loui and hugs him* Are ya tryin’ to give me a heart attack?!

Loui:

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Loui: Hey Tex, can I go ride skateboards in the street with York??

Tex: Why are ya askin’ me? I ain’t yer mom, I don’t care what you do.

Loui: Thanks!! *runs out*

Tex: Yea yea whatever…

~not even five minutes later~

Tex, watching them from the porch: GUYS LOOK OUT FOR CARS!!! ALSO IT’S GETTING COLD OUT SO LOU AT LEAST COME GET A JACKET!!!

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When it’s hot and sunny:

Tex: C’mon Lou, it’s a nice day outside, and ya can’t just sit in a corner with yer phone and a book all day!! *tries picking him up out of the corner*

Loui: *hissss* I do not step out into the light 👹👹

Tex: *puts him down* Ok, jeezus-

~~VS: When it’s cold and cloudy~~

Tex: *literally manhandling Loui and dragging him away from the door* Oh uh-uh- Why is it that you only want to go outside when it’s 20 F(SPEAKS TEXAS)IN’ degrees out side and looks like it could rain any minute now?!?!

Loui: *more hissing*

Tex: *sigh* FLORIDA COME GET YER HELLSPAWN-

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Tex, beating the sh*t out of Alabama for saying something rude to Loui: F*ck you f*ck you f*ck you-

The other southern states: 👁️👄👁️💧

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Any other southern state besides Loui: C’mon, just admit it!! Louisiana is basically yer kid and care for im’ like a parent would!!

Tex: *still denying it* No I ain’t. I don’t know what the he// yer talkin’ bout’."

Loui, walks out of his room looking like he hasn’t slept in years: *runs directly into corner of kitchen island* OW! F(speaks New Orleans)K-

Tex, running over: MY POOR CHILD ARE YOU OKAY?!

Loui, and the other southern states: 👁️👄👁️💧

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#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt louisiana #wttt texas #ben brainard #I stan Texas being a mother/father to Loui 😤✊

[halfacookie64]

Im big guy. What are you doing here. Hrmm... Youre A . Little Guy i think Your entire existence is my Fuel For The Engine that is my Hatred Like A Car I will run you over Like you were A mere Deer In headlight Range. Like a Bull i will strike you down, your poor soul relegated to a statistic. Im jokey.... But you will never know this

your user is freaking me the f*ck up. 😶 @tumblr

[gefuehlsamok]

Never forget: Assholes born in every culture.

Write this cause of those afd-idiots in Germany and I was thinking of somebody.. Someone who said: prostitutes are to blame for their own exploitation. Someone who likes to ignore physical boundaries...also my bounderies fufufu.IHATEMENLIKEU!

They(germans) saying: "oh, they (foreigners.refugees) come into our country and rape our women and children!"

Put your disgusting propaganda somewhere else. Constant. The recurring racism. And what about those who engage in sex tourism on vacation? Abusing women? And abusing minors?

The problem is patriarchal structures! The problem is capitalism, which uses the instruments of "racism" and "femicide". The problem is with those who can't control their misogynistic urges. The problem is those who look the other way, ignore and show solidarity with the perpetrators. The problem is the silent ones.

Thailand, Philippines, Gambia, Kenya, Cambodia, Romania, Holland... German cellars, German streets, German backyards. Those with a lot of money can cover up and exploit all the better. You disgust me !

Please go to therapy if your ego is so poor. Please F*ck urself!

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deutsch|Sie sagen: oh, die kommen in unser Land und vergewaltigen unsere Frauen und Kinder! Schiebt euch eure eklige Propaganda sonst wohin. Ständig. Der sich wiederholende Rassismus. Und was ist mit denen, die sich im Urlaub an Sextourismus bedienen? Und Minderjährige missbrauchen? Das Problem sind patriarchale Strukturen! Das Problem ist der Kapitalismus der sich an das Instrument " Rassismus" und "Femizide" bedient. Das Problem sind diejenigen, die ihre misogynische Triebe nicht im Griff haben. Das Problem sind die, die wegsehen, ignorieren und sich mit Tätern solidarisieren. Das Problem, sind die Schweigenden. Thailand, Philippinen, Gambia, Kenia, Kambodscha, Rumänien, Holland... deutsche Keller, deutsche Gassen, deutscher Hinterhof. Die mit vielen Geld, können umso besser vertuschen und ausnutzen. Ihr widert mich an ! Geht bitte zur Therapie, wenn euer Ego so armselig ist. F*ckt euch selbst!

........ICH KOTZ EUCH GERNE INS GESICHT!

#kapitalismus #feminism #rassismus #rascism #capitalism #antifascist #anti capitalism #deutschland #exploitation #poor #gambia #thailand #thai ladyboy #sad thoughts #tourism #philippines #children #women #woman rights #womenempowerment #menschen