reasosn for me to be tumblr ceo instead of matt
im younger and probably will live longer so i can watch tumblr flourish (hes forty)
im shorter so i can reach into crevices. how does this help tumblr? well i can reach into the servers and clean them so tublmlr works mbetter
im cool and i have more husbands AND wives than him
i dont think trans women and transfems should be banned :)
i recently passed a math test and i bet he hasnt done that in a while sooo
i have more pronouns (he/him AND she/her)
he like created wordpress sure but can he recite the first twilight movie?
im very active on the tumb
i have. sprout and i don鈥檛 think he has a best friend for life slash girlfriend
vote me for tumblr ceo 2025 :smile_cat:
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I'm so funny guys
Uncolored version
I PLAYED DEADPLATE YESTERDAY AND IT'S ALL IM DRAWING. I've drawn like a full 4 pages of only deadplate at this point
Ngl Vincent looks high as shit in the first panel of the colored馃槰
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hey, sorry, I turned your girlfriend into my own personal cultist. yeah. yeah she's currently masturbating as an offering to me. sorry.
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andrew after finding out he still likes neil when hes off his meds:
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I will never get over this photo of tom holland
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There's just something i really like abt the picture of Apollo talking abt Hyacinthus to anybody who'll listen for hours,, and the people around him have just accepted that it's the equivalent of your Mom showing you a photos of her highschool boyfriend in the 80's who died tragically in a car crash On Prom Night
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on the first date:
atsushi: so whats your favorite song
akutagawa: i do not listen to music
atsushi: oh
atsushi: um okay, whats your favorite color
akutagawa: i do not care about color
atsushi:
atsushi, sighing: okay then
atsushi: what are your hobbies
akutagawa: wouldn't you like to know.
atsushi:
atsushi: okay im done
*later*
akutagawa, sadly on the phone: i do not understand. i tried to be mysterious just like chuuya-san recommended
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she boyf on my riends till my mothers are thrilled
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