#im sorry its short...

[ew-selfish-art]

Dpx Dc AU: Ectoplasm is required for Ghosts to be visible to the human eye- And Danny creates his own ectoplasm.

Danny is visiting Jazz in Gotham and its weird how friendly everyone is. Like, the city gets a really bad rapport, everywhere he goes there is someone trying to strike up a conversation or answer his questions about getting around to the tourist spots. A few people even pointed out restaurants and ways to find off the beaten path gems! Jazz seems to role her eyes at him, but when he brings up her 'roommate' being kind of cute she flat out laughs.

Danny then comes to understand the Jazz doesn't have a roommate and that Ghosts in Gotham don't move far from their haunts- He's just been inadvertently turning these undead folks visible by accident of generating abnormal amounts of ectoplasm.

Which, is comforting in a way, he's never walking this dangerous city alone and really, most of the ghosts have been really friendly! They disappear once he's a few blocks away from them anyway.

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Tim Drake is having a horrible day.

He'd been given intel that one of Black Mask's guys was going to snitch but that he'd died before given the opportunity to reach out to the GCPD. He tracks down the guy's last know whereabouts and yikes. Its next to the Theater. Tim was often grateful for his childhood obsessions, this time it backfired.

Tim and Bruce get into an argument about trust and respect and, worst of all, mental health. And even though Tim was vehemently against Batman accompanying Red Robin to the alleyway - that's exactly what happens.

They arrive and Bruce is closing up faster than a clam in the contaminated Gotham Bay- Clearly being in the Alley bothers him. No fucking shit. RR gets started on collecting evidence, there are a few extra blood splatters and a single left shoe... When a kid walks into the Alley.

"Uh, sorry to intrude-" The kid looks scared shitless, and runs away. And then, all of a sudden, Batman and Robin aren't alone in the Alley.

Tim can hardly believe his eyes as the dead man appears and quickly blabs Black Mask's bank passwords and what the plan had been- and While he's over joyed to have that closure, he turns around to Batman weeping in the arms of his parents.

The ghosts fade, and the emotions are certainly charged as this was never something Bruce or Tim would have ever dreamed of happening. Ghosts in Gotham. Talking, floating, granting closure.

"RR, Bats, come in." Oracle calls into their ears.

"Reporting in, but, uh, we need a minute."

"A minute? We have a case on 4th and-"

"O, we just saw the ghosts of the Waynes. It's going to be a minute."

"...Lots of Ghost reports lately then. Any chance you saw a kid looking like he could be adopted?"

"Yeah, actually, black hair and blue eyes. He was super polite before he ran away."

"We have work to do. Oracle, lets prioritize finding our person of interest and divert Nightwing and Robin to the case on 4th." Batman cut between them on the comms and he sounded... calmer than either of them anticipated.

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Jazz is no longer laughing when Batman appears at her door explaining that he's looking for Danny (Who already flew away from town to get a good night's sleep before class on Monday). Turns out Danny reunited the man with his dead parents just briefly- and then the second guy appears and mentions how Danny had also given a guy who'd been murdered by a Mob enough time to explain the ongoing threats the city faced.

Jazz just rolls her eyes and says that it's not like the ghosts are going anywhere anytime soon and Danny will visit in another month. When pressed, she just explains that her brother is a weirdo. No of course he doesn't have powers. Gaslight and Girlbosses her way out.

And Jazz thinks that the game is up for at least another month, obviously when Danny visits more shit will stir up, but then this new guy appears.

Unlike the other Bats who are keen on watching her from a distance, the Red Hood knocks on her door. Are her eyebrows all the way into her hairline when Red Hood asks her to send his thanks along to Danny because somehow this whole situation led to his Dad expressing remorse for his actions and apologizing? Yes, yes they are.

But Jazz can smell Dissertation Data off of these vigilantes- Who is she to send them away? Jazz welcomes Red Hood into her place for a cup of tea and a small chat.

The story then devolves into Jazz getting shit done, Danny being cute by proximity and also bringing ghosts to the party, and the Bats having trauma resolve between them.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #danny can make ghosts appear like they do in amity but only for a short while and when in proximity to him #its not apparent in amity because the ghosts are just like that there #Danny just having a good time #Danny having zero brain cells about this whole thing and neither he nor jazz will offer explanations #they're just like 'gotham has ghosts. its not like he put them there' #Bruce getting into therapy because his dead parents said they were proud of him and he didnt know how to handle that #bruce having to turn this energy around somehow and seeing jason - my boy i love you so much and im so sorry and im so proud of you #heres the thing i dont know how i made it anger management ship at the end but i sure as fuck did. #jason is at a lack of words at bruce's confessions of pride and love but is also about to be a BAT about this and track down info #info in the form of a cute girl #oh yeah she has a brother #uh well #he has brothers too- this is fine #someone write this fic pls n thx u

[ruporas]

feast (ID in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #tw blood #im posting this so late because october escaped me Suddenly.. hello.... #i wanted to make it a photoset with this other vampire vw wip but i don't think i'm finishing it any time soon and the mood of it is #completely different anyway. also i don't think i ever shared anything about my vampire au on here !!! it's all old art by now so im shy lo #but maybe i'll do a photodump of it. long story short vash is a vampire since birth and ww is a human vampire hunter that turns during thei #travels together due to EoM experiments + getting vash to drink from him at some point. #humans turn once they get bitten but bc ww has been experimented on #& got bitten by a bunch of human turned vampires thruout his hunts he thought it wouldn't be a problem for vash to drink from him but alas. #theyre both ok though theyre traveling together definitely not hating themselves for what theyve become and feeling guilty for what theyve #done to each other. theyre completely normal about it. the biting part is really appealing to me in vampire aus so i draw it a lot but #in reality vash only drank from ww once and ww mightve done it twice under the realization he might actually die otherwise #since he wont drink from humans after being turned.... he's combatting the 5 stages of grief at all times #if this is all nonsense im sorry DMGKSDF I'M NOT good at explaining and this au came from nowhere in the depths of my mind its a mess #ruporas art

[saetoru]

suguru is a hand holder when either of you are cumming

he's in between your legs, they're hooked over his shoulders and your body is shaking against him as you cum on his tongue—and he notices the way your hand is clenched around the sheets, so he gently loosens your grip and lets your fingers tangle with his instead, rubbing your hand with his thumb as you writhe and whine. he lets one hand pull his hair and the other crush his knuckles, likes the way you hurt him a little as his tongue flicks over your clit, likes the way he can feel how good he makes you feel from the way you grasp his hand

or you're between his legs, on your knees as you look up at him, and he's got those breathy little moans falling erratically from his lips, his hand tangling in his own hair because he doesn't know what to do with himself as he feels himself near his high. and then your hand is soothingly rubbing over his tense thigh, and he doesn't even think, just grabs your hand and squeezes it to ground himself as his falls apart and spills into your mouth with a strangles gasp. he doesn't let go until he's calmed down and caught his breath, until he can pull you up onto his lap for a kiss to your lips and taste himself on you

but both of you like best when he's got his forehead pressed to your shoulder as his body is on top of yours, those sweet praises falling from both of your lips as you tell him he just feels so good, and he murmurs how you take him so well—and you both know it, you both can feel it coming at the same time. your walls flutter around him at the same time as his cock twitches with ropes of cum, and you're cumming together, hands lacing together sweetly, tightly, because you need to feel each other in every way possible, need to know you're there by breaking every physical barrier and just tangling together as if your bodies are meant to connect

#sorry its almost 5 am and im sick about him #shorts.

[nonranghaes]

"it's just me."

you barely get a chance to roll onto your back before soonyoung's already climbing onto the bed and somewhat on top of you and your blankets, and it's only seconds later that he crashes. it's far from the first time this has happened (soonyoung is clingy and cuddly, especially when he's sleepy), but he manages to knock the wind out of you nonetheless. he rests his head on your chest, and you wiggle an arm out to curl around him as best as you can in your semi-trapped position.

"soonyoung--"

"just go back to sleep," he murmurs. "everything's fine."

you stroke his hair, thumb dipping down to graze his cheek at one point. "soonie--"

"i mean it," he says, eyes peering up in the low light to see yours. "i'm fine. just need to nap." his hand finds yours, and he wraps your arm around him as he snuggles in. he plants a kiss against your chest before resting his head against it again, eyes fluttering shut. "you can rest a little longer, too."

you settle back down after a moment, arms wrapped around soonyoung as you shut your eyes again. sometimes you swear this tiger is a teddy bear, but regardless of which he is, he's yours.

#nonranghaes.thoughts #seventeen drabbles #seventeen fluff #seventeen x reader #hoshi x reader #hoshi fluff #kwon soonyoung x reader #kwon soonyoung fluff #nonranghaes.svt #hi sorry i just. needed to write something short n soft #tw for medical stuff in the tags but i need to call hospice abt a catheter bc shes... getting weaker ultimately #which. i dont know if i should be Worried or if this is normal for someone in her condition yknow? #we've started tracking how much she eats bc shes never rly ate much like. Ever. and its hard to know when shes fully pulling back from food #most of the time though its just... quiet. she just sleeps a lot. i dont know what to make of it... #anyway sorry for the small vent here im just... getting through it all ig #i need a soonyoung to cuddle with and to help me feel like i can make it through this

[did-you-fall-for-a-shooting-star]

Its Christmas weekend. Its December 24th. Its Christmas EVE. But you know what else it is?? Do you?

ITS FUCKING SPRING OUTSIDE IS WHAT IT IS

ITs gonna be nearly 60F outside on Christmas day. No snow. Stores have been selling sweaters since SEPTEMBER but WHY?? We dont need that shit until January anymore. We can survive the couple random cold days with a hoodie until winter actually kicks in. Yeah Im dreaming of a white Christmas just like the ones I used to know CAUSE THEY ARE PRACTICALLY NON EXISTENT NOW. Did you want to go sledding or have a snowball fight or build a snowman over your winter break? WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU. Instead you get rain this week.

And its not like I live in a warm climate either!!!! Im in Pennsylvania!!! In the foothills of the Appalachian MOUNTAINS!!!!!!! ITS SUPPOSED TO BE COLD HERE!!!!!!!

#screaming.to.the.gods #sorry just wanted to scream about it #when I was a kid we got a few blizzards and would build tunnels through the snow #winter break *felt* like winter #even if we only had a dusting of snow - it was at least freezing cold #it made you want to sit by the heater with hot chocolate #but now #Im walking around in shorts and a t shirt #its just absurd #christmas

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I am going to make maia arson crimew CEO of this webbed site, as it deserves to be. This is both a threat and a promise.

#arson is such a metal middle name #i want to be named arson and go by Ari for short but im afraid if i did that I'd never get employment #actually lets be real crimew is a fucking metal last name #nonbinary folks really have the name thing down they are GOOD at that shit #sorry everybody i didnt realize its name was supposed to be all lowercase #it is now fixed on the original (obviously) but the version it reblogged has it wrong; sorry

[purityonice]

🥽 John dory with a secret girlfriend during his BroZone band days headcanons.

Requested? yeah :)

kinda short!

Hides you from his family and fans because he doesn’t want to risk the band’s reputation.

Sneaks you over often especially after shows boasting about how perfect his preformance was.

The only person to actually know about you is his Grandma because she caught you sneaking out of the house. She loved you right away and promised to keep your secret aslong as you give her grandchildren. Lets just say john dory did not like that deal he got so embarrassed.

You and him often get into squabbles because of his job, hes always out preforming with his brothers or out on a fan meet up things. he’s always busy and you feel undervalued most of the time.

He makes it up by spending as much time as he can with you when he’s not working.

He eventually introduces you to his family after awhile because he loves you so much and feels ready.

They love you especially Bitty B! Branch always comes in and interrupts you and John dory when you two are alone.

This annoys JD to the MAX but seeing you laugh and play along with Branch as he trys to impress you is so cute that he cant stay annoyed.

#trolls #trolls band together #trolls world tour #trolls 3 #branch #branch trolls #john dory #john dory trolls #john dory x reader #john dory headcanons #john dory x female reader #im sorry its so short 😭

[buwheal]

Unexpected but fair.

How long were we disconnected?

#uhmm if it looks weird or ugly thats a you issue. Sorry not sorry im trying not to burn out by doing overcomplicated animation every time!!! #teehee #hes a pain in the ass dude gooooodddddd this took longer than i'd hope itd take... #but the background looks pretty fuckin cool i think it was worth it #theres so much to do in this environment #also lmfao i had to change the palette bc of damn color theory. so. he may be sickly green. maybe. #hngrfthhhhh its done thank god now we can move on #i have an 11 day deadline to get where i need to be LETS GO LETS GO #he doesn’t usually keep track of time btw :-) #[you've got mail!] #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #uhhh if he looks weird blame.. uhm.. blame him because his ass was believe it or not TOO TALL for the canvas #youre telling me this short little shithead was too tall??? #fgrtrggffghhhhhh

[crunchchute]

this is the size of the plush btw 😭 im like 5'4

#cant even hug him #tried to recreate a pic i took when he was just a wip but its hard with his big ass melon head #no were not smoochin. if it looks like that #i wouldnt even call him a plush tbh since he is sculpted from foam mostly #he is also stuffed though #sam and max #for filtering sorry for spamming the tag #edited my height i dont know americano #i think its 5 4 actually #whatever. im short

[emocatkeith]

toxic yaoi

#im sorry i just saw moist cr1tikal's vid on the willy wonka shit and i think its just really funny to have two characters named the unknown- #shown in such a short timespan #god bless the poor actors and workers who had to go to that experience LMAO #blood tw #dbd #dead by daylight #the unknown #the unknown dbd #the unknown willy wonka #willy wonka #willy wonka experience #willy wonka glasgow experience #glasgow

[erwinsvow]

OUHHHH !! and if kook trio reader somehow did end up getting close with jj (its nothing much they were literally just talking n being friendly) but it still caught rafes eyes!! and to him that meant being flirty and ofc he cant have that 🙄

but before he confronts her he will take it up with jj first though.. but u didnt hear that from me

rafe is a menace, but at least he knows it. he admits it. maybank is a dirty pogue, even worse because he takes no accountability. he's clearly playing with you, messing with you somehow.

rafe's been checking, he doesn't think jj's been calling or texting you. but he does know everytime he sees the two of you together, the blond is planning something in his head that rafe can't let him get away with.

kelce and top tell him he's been crazy. he's not, he's being fucking proactive, making sure you don't get defiled by some pogue trash. another thought slips in—defiled by maybank before rafe can defile you.

he corners jj at the beach one day, approaching him and trying to make sure he doesn't dart away before he gets this conversation taken care of.

"hey pogue. gotta talk to you. listen up."

"think i'm gonna pass, rafe, how bout you leave me a voicemail and i'll get back to you never-"

"shut it before i kick you even harder than your dad does. stay away from her." rafe looks him in the eyes, fist clenching. he can't leave a mark on him yet, you'll find out and then you'll get mad like you always do.

"don't know who you're talkin' about. your step-mom? tell her to stop callin' me first-"

"you know exactly who m'talking about. stop talkin' to her. stop lookin' at her. don't even go near her. y'think i'm playin' around? try me. i'll ruin your life and all your little friends too."

jj stares back at him. he wants to swing, knows it since jj's just like him.

"nice chattin', bud. won't be seein' you around, i'm sure."

#this was so fucking good. #this concept goes CRAZAYYYYYY #youre amazing. your mind??!?! #i hope you like im sorry its so short babe #kook trio reader #rafe cameron

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE CORRECTLY PREDICTED THE HEART SPOT ON BARNABY’S CHEST

IM IMMORTAL & NEVER GONNA DIE

#the Elation. the Smugness. the sheer Jubilation #IM A VERY SORE WINNER AND BABEY THESE DOGS ARE BARKINGGGGGGG #pacing in my room looking Insane as i point at random spots in the air and screeching I WAS RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT #im a fucking prophet smh #what i say thusly comes to pass... hear me speak and weep for the knowledge that you are receiving is divine #or something. My Ego Is Getting Too Big I Need To Be Deeply Wrong About Something. It Will Humble Me. #rambles from the bog #BUT THIS AINT THAT THING YEEEEEHAWWWWWWW #sorry. sorry #im riding the high of plushie + ad + pins + its the weekend #in short: :]c

[pcktknife]

my guy 👍🏾

#its late i dont feel like figurin out the tags for this game (u_u) #bg3 #myart #mycharacters #im sorry i love a short skirt and fishnets idc the setting

[deadduvznap]

crybaby miguel waking up to getting his pussy ate, he’s already cum so many times in his sleep and now he’s just a teary mess 🙏

hed be so sensitive by the time he wakes up omg hed literally be shaking in his sleep bcs its so much for him hed be crying and whining and so disoriented and hed be so much more vocal that if he was awake and his cut is leaking EVERYWHERE bcs he feels so good ugh hed be a little whore

#IM SORRY ITS SHORT BIT ITS V V LATE #atlas speaks #here are the askers <3 #miguel ohara x reader #miguel ohara x male reader smut #miguel x male reader #miguel x reader smut #miguel ohara smut #miguel ohara x male reader #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara x male reader smut #miguel o'hara x male reader #miguel smut #miguel o'hara smut #miguel o'hara x reader #cw boypussy #cw boy pussy

[oceanwithouthermoon]

one of my favorite (/sarcastic but not really cuz its like funny idk) things in fandoms is when people make ocs or self inserts or 'x readers' being shipped with characters, but the oc/sona/reader is literally just another character from the source material.. its like youre shipping the characters but didnt want to admit it, so you made a kinsona and branded it as something else..

and its NEVER subtle, actually its super blatant every time and im always shocked when nobody points it out..

i have seen uncountable saiki k x readers where the description is like:

"saiki meets someone whose thoughts he cant read for the first time, and even though he doesnt trust her at first, she keeps proving that she is kind and has good intentions!" you mean nendo? reader is girl nendo?

"this time, he meets a girl whose thoughts honestly match up with her spoken words almost perfectly for the first time!" hairo. youre shipping saiki with girl hairo.

"saiki meets someone whose thoughts are too fast and jumbled to re-" ITS AKECHI, THATS AKECHI, ITS LITERALLY AKECHI.

"saiki meets someone whose just as immune to teruhashi as he is for the first and only tim-" this is hairo again, awe bae you secretly LOVE haisai ?!?

"saiki sees his old childhood friend for the first time in years after an incident caused them to be apart and then they fall in lov-" WHY DID YOU EVEN WRITE THIS AND NOT CALL IT SAIKECHI.

its even funnier when they say its like that characters little sister, but the way they write it is still literally just the character, like their personality, dialogue, even their relationship, is the same..

not all of them fit this exactly, but the ones that take a boy character and turn them into a girl oc to ship them with a boy, it reminds of how in equestria girls they couldnt make applejack and rarity endgame so they gave them boyfriends who looked IDENTICAL to each other.. thats what youre creating, guys, youre creating heterosexual rarijack.

#these r all very specific examples because ive seen all of them #MAKE UR KINSONAS SHAMELESSLY IF UR GONNA DO THIS BRO OMG #STOP PRETENDING ITS LIKE AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER IF UR JUST GONNA COPY IT ALL #i love kinsonas i would love to see actual kinsonas even if u structure them as 'x oc/reader' #none of these words are in the bible #say this to any not chronically online person and watch them short circuit #saiki k x reader fics are almost always like 'and then y/n SHATTERS TERUHASHIS EGO AND HUMBLES HER SO GOOD' ur sick in the head #x readers where they want to be the only person he likes and hes an asshole to everyone else also suck but- #people thinking he genuinely hates his friends is a phenomenon not exclusive to x readers lol its just far too common #sorry that was a side note #theyre not all bad #i dont even think the ones im talking about in the post are really bad- its just kinda dumb and silly #do what u want queens #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[gimmethemprimals]

🌊 wavecrest-confessions  Follow

whenever I see someone making fun of the tidelords disappearance I get SO angry. Its just so insensitive to water dragons, and it ALWAYS comes from a wind, earth, or ice dragon. Like I don’t think you have any ground to stand on guys, your deities are still more neglectful than the tidelord and he’s not even here

❄️ ice-ice-baby  Follow

Dude your god has been gone for so long his long lost children came back before him

🪨 freshpebble-deactivated

Aren’t you the one who carved your fanart of femboy Icewarden into the side of the pillar.

❄️ ice-ice-baby  Follow

???? You’re literally a shade apologist

💫 see-the-stars  Follow

HOW ARE THERE SHADE APOLOGISTS ON DRUMBLR IN THIS DAY AND AGE I THOUGHT THEY WERE ONLY ON DRITTER

🍃 riding-high  Follow

are we gonna just brush over the femboy icewarden thing

🦅 talonafan2477  Follow

@ see-the-stars the Arcanist is the ORIGINAL shade apologist what are you talking about

🦅 talonafan2477  Follow

btw “ice ice baby” is apart of from clan froststep that has a history of supporting the gaolers during the freezeflash war and thus the destruction of the banescales

🌑 walkingshadows Follow

Yeah but what about the femboy icewarden thing

🔥 its-gettin-hot  Follow

you can excuse genocide but draw the line at femboy icewarden?

🌑 walkingshadows Follow

im not drawing the line i just wanna see it myself

🌺 bug-claws Follow

thats fair

#flight rising #fr #unreality #unreality tw #fake post #tw femboy #???? #I PROMISE that i didnt mean to use it in like?? a transmisogynistic way I have only ever heard it used to refer to like #a guy (whether cis or not) who dresses in a feminine way and like… a term exaggerated by the internet? #please dont take this as me trying to like say that its NOT a derogatory term and that I was just ill informed but I dont really know #what else to do about it at this point #and my real intention here was to emulate irl tumblr posts and I fully understand that even using it in a comedic factor doesn’t excuse #the usage of a derogatory term but I don’t use that word in my normal vocab? #idk im sorry if this sounds bad long story short I’ve never seen it used in that way but I acknowledge that I could just be uninformed