#im/pregnation

[ttartarus]

the people who follow me and don't enjoy being attacked on a regular basis are weak.

#jk #im sorry i reblogged pregnate gollum 100 times #but seriosly #if you dont want pregnate golllum about to get an abortiom please unfollow #pregnate gollum dislikers dni

[hotgirlsoobin]

idk guys might kill myself

#update: period is a month late because of stress apparently but i think im pregnat #saw him at school today and it's so awk lols #my guy friend might be getting uncomfortable texting me or smth because of all the rumours that are being cooked up ab the both of us #and hes like one of my best friends rn #so idw lose him #i mean its not bad bad but still idw him to #i hate this school i hate these people #also ! fainted in school today again because of like tiredness or some crap #i look like an ugly bag no wonder i got cheated on #nushtext

[virginstoner666]

sweet tarts fuck so raw

#these chewy tarts just got me pregnate #im die for sour candy #id

[dream-launch]

I have no clue if I'm gonna like uni or not but at least I'll have my room and also I'll be in a different country to my family so will have freedom and also I get to see blackpink live and if that won't fix me I may just give up at life idk

#i hate living with ky family so fucking much #its probably the alcohol in my system speaking but i genuinely get so upset thinking about my family #cause like i grew up in northen Ireland with one very strongly Catholic parent and one veey strongly protestant parent #attented integrated schools and attended both catholic and protestant church services #and i genuinely don't know why my parents ever married #actually i do it was pressure cause they hppked up and my mum got pregnat and them it happened again and so after two accidental kids #she felt pressured to marry my dad #even if they have very different backgrounds #but it was an qwful decision on their part #one of the few things they can agree on: their homophobia and transphobia #im so lucky i have supportive also queer frienda #causes if not i think I genuinely would be dead by now #cause sometimes i genuinely cant take it #and im not even out to them #and i can tell you now coming out wouldn't change their mind about how they see the queer community #it would just change their mind about how they see me #hate it here honestly cannot fucking wait to leave northern ireland #might never come back who knows #well might come back just for super sauce cause as far as i can tell nowhere else does it and that makes me genuinely sad #cause i couldn't find any recipes for it online #im rambling cause im drunk im sorry

[valiantsaladtidalwave]

Im just saying,if you put me and this man in the same room one of us is coming out pregnat and it's not going be me

#call of duty #cod #phillip graves #graves is baby girl

[asurix]

Okay guys so i need help, for all my gojo girls, please slide into my requests, because im in a writing block right now and need ideas for my gojo fanfic smut, i legit need help!! so just slide into my ask me anything if you want a fanfic for gojo nfsw ofc.

i want this man so bad, i want him between my tighs, i want him to finger me, eat me out, penetrate me, fuck me, make me a single mother,pregnate me, fuck me,slap me, kiss me, touch me,grope me, suck my tits, i wanna suck his dick, i want his hickeys i want EVERYTHING GODDAMIT fuck me gojo ngh~ wait who said that-

#fanfic #smut #gojo x reader #gojo satoru jjk #jjk #gojo satoru #the strogest #nah id win #jujutsu kaisen #gojo is alive #daddys home #jjk men #fine as fuck #౨ৎ — archive

[waitineedaname]

hey what’s up

im pregeating my oven

I misread that as "pregnating my oven" and now i have to kill you

#asks #gamergirlcrustacean #why must you curse me this way

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: me in my famiely group chat:

TG: im pregnat✌️byee

TT: Nobody gets pregnant on April 1st.

TT: I’m pretty sure it’s biologically impossible.

TG: have u tried

TT2: Okay…but wait. You could really be pregnant and the joke is making us think it is an April Fool’s joke…

TT: We try a LOT on April 1st.

TG: maybe im playn mind games

ROXY: i relay am pregant btw

TG2: im gonna try

TT2: By yourself?

ROXY: the amount of people congratyulating me on my real pregnancy

ROXY: /

ROXY: April Fooled

#submission #homestuck #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #rose lalonde #dave strider #<in that order btw #the underlined things are image links!! i tried to capture the post as well as possible #// #incorrect homestuck quotes #mod terezi #yeah leave the pranks to the egbertian side of the cast

[bingusbongu]

Hey!!!!! Welcome to my brand new blog!!

I do headcanons and scenarios for your favorite characters! Regardless of the fandoms i know!

I write headcanons! And possible drabbles!!!

RULES FOR REQUESTING OF ME!!!

▪︎ i will not write for nsfw(including periods, pregnancy, heats, etc.) For now, im not comfortable writing for these certain requests, and will not hesitate to deny or ignore your request without further explanation

▪︎ no self h@rm topics, or suicidal requests, if you are experiencing any of this, help os available for you, i do not feel well writing for a sad and serious topic like this

▪︎ absolutely no proships, i will refuse and block you immediately. Though if its a platonic child and character ill allow it, as long as the request dosnt go into creepy stuff

▪︎what i write is what i write, you will not force your opinions on my posts that could be hurtful, not all opinions are to be said outloud, or else itll be deleted and you will be blocked. If you dont like my writing then please leave, i will not deal with it

▪︎ each reader insert will be gender neutral, unless specified in the request. Regardless, i do like to stray away from a specific gender to make it more appealing. So do not come after me if i dont use a gender that hasnt been specifed

▪︎ i take my time somtimes, i get burnt out quite easily, so i may not update or post much, but that dosnt mean you can pester me tell i get back!

What promts will i write for?

- i am more one for fluff asks, but i will occasionally do angst asks!

- will absolutely write LGBTQ+ content without a second thought!!!!

- fluff abcs!!!! Id LOVE to do that! [R theur reactions to types of kisses! That stuff makes me so happy:))

- i dont mind different types of readers! For instance, monster readers, i love those, or a reader that is really into something!

- can do both platonic and romantic! Want to be cuddly to one of your favorite characters? Me too bestie, i got u

- can do boyfriend/girlfriend/partner or husband/wife/spouse or other genders! And i can do it with kids, as long as its not a pregnate reader!

Im so so excited to start writing for tumblr!!!! I will admit i might be avit rusty, bit i find this as an opertunity to get better!!!!!!

My Masterlist<3

Love yall<33333 have fun with requesting!!!!! Im excited to try this out and yalls requests:))))

#x reader #reader requests #request rules #headcanon #AAAAA IM SO EXCITED TO TRY THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!

[pearlplusau]

Next chapter update:

Little update for you guys. Im still currently drafting out the whole thing, but it's like 80% done according to my word count goal and elaborated plot points.

Most of it is well-unedited and might need rewriting here and there. But it's not gonna be out anytime soon.

I'm currently in the 2nd semester of my master's degree while doing a part-time job at a nearby cafe. It's been a fun couple of weeks but it's really taking a toll on my writing time.

Hope you guys can understand and stick out for Chapter 10. Here's the supposed opening for the chapter.

Chapter 10

It was weeks after Rose’s big announcement. The gems were able to accept her decision despite how scared they all were for the future.

Greg was trying to come up with new songs for his unborn child. He didn’t want to go for the easy stuff like the star song or the sheep thing. He wanted to make his own nursery songs despite not knowing much about them. He figured simple and catchy would do the trick.

During the final month of the pregnancy, Rose had been conducting meetings on the future of the clan after she was gone. She talked about the other gem monsters roaming around corners of the planet. She talked about how they need to be contained and do what’s best for them. She talked about how the planet will need its guardians despite its peace for now. The gems didn’t want to upset their leader and listened well. They didn’t want their last moments together to be anything but good.

Normally, a pregnant couple would be having visits with a gynecologist or obstetrician. But Greg figured it might not be a good idea to have Rose on the local news with the front pages screaming, “HYBRID ALIEN CHILD FOUND PREGNATED BY IMMORTAL ALIEN WOMAN!” So, to minimize the risks of Rose or the baby getting wisked off to a lab for experiments, they figured to keep things on the down-low until the birth. This meant going to zero doctors for any of the pregnancy check. Even getting an ultrasound might not be such a good idea with the local clinic.

It also meant not knowing what gender the baby was until he or she was born. Fortunately, neither Greg nor Rose cared too much about the sex of the baby. It also kept things exciting until the baby was finally born.

(To be continued)

#pearlplusau #suau #writer's update #Rosequartz #greg universe #garnet #amethyst #pearl #Coral #pinkpearl #Amethyst

[daftydill]

omg gurl you are not going to belive what happened to me at work so im chilling right minding my bussiness listeming to the beatles talkin to co workers and out of nowhere we hear this lady start screaming at the manager when we asked her and him what was wrong and this is where it gets good so there married and he got her older sister pregnat and this happened in a petco too anyways baiii

Goddamn that's a lot of drama for one day, I've never been to a Petco as I suffer from chronic Scottish are they usually filled with this much drama?

#don't those sell like pet stuff? #asks #urbeatlemaniac

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 17

We got more busy i was in 5 productions and 10 movies. But something happened one day

"Bea i dont fee-" i was cut off by my throw up it got on me and my bed "do you know whats wrong" "no but everything HURTS" "lets stay home today"  "but" "but nothing you're sick so im going to help you" "fine" "lay down imma make a ✨breakfeast smoothie✨" "oh no" -20 minutes later- "its just fruit" "yeah,you dont like fruit or something? "I just thought" "what?" "it would be breakfasts made into one smoothie" "you're funny" "yo sè" "Si quieres hablar español, podemos hablar español" "only been 'speaking' it for 9 years calm down" "seems like plenty of time" "MOVING ON,I kinda miss Hamilton" "me too but we're moving up in the world" *he gets a text* "shit my moms in the hospital" "ant go to her I'll be fine" "you sure you can come" "'rest'. NOW GO" "see ya letter" he says all rushed and paniky. one thing lead to another and i was at walmart buying a pregnancy test "Y/N TERRELL" forgot i was famous "can i please get a photo" "sure"

*TAKES PHOTO* "dont post till till atleast half a hour please" "YES ANYTHING FOR YOU" "thanks i really appreciate it" i made my way back home and used the test and unlike when i was younger i passed i just cried perfect timing my now husband  came in "honey what's wrong" "if I tell you don't get mad" "of crouse" "I'm pppp-pregnat" "im going to be a dad" "mhm y-your happy" "of course, but i want a baby if you want baby" "i want a baby" i say with now happy tears "can we tell people" "of course lets tell the mains

                                                             GUYS GUESS WHAT

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:what

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:what

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:what

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:what

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:what

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:what

Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:what

Christopfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:what

My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:WE PREGERS

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:we?

                                                                       WORD💀😒🙄🤧

My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:my bad

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:you should name them jazzyjr 😜

My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:what if they're a boy

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:jazzyjr💀 

                                                                                     Word🙄.

Anthony pov:We got more busy i was in 2 productions and 8 movies. 2 show But something happened one day

"Bea i dont fee-" she was cut off by her throw up it got on me and our bed "do you know whats wrong" i asked "no but everything HURTS" she proclaimed "lets stay home today" "but-" she started "but nothing you're sick so im going to help you" i cut her off "fine" she says Resently "lay down imma make a ✨breakfeast smoothie✨" i announce  "oh no" she mumbles -20 minutes later- "its just fruit?" she asked "yeah,you dont like fruit or something?" i ask "I just thought-" she cuts her self off "what?" i ask "it would be breakfast food made into one smoothie" she reveals "you're funny" i say "yo sè" (i know) "Si quieres hablar español, podemos hablar español" (you want to speak Spanish we can speak Spanish) "only been 'speaking' it for 9 years calm down" she tells me "seems like plenty of time" (its not😭😭) "MOVING ON,I kinda miss Hamilton" she brings up "me too,but we're moving up in the world" i say confronting her *he gets a text* "shit my moms in the hospital" i say panicked "ant go to her I'll be fine" "you sure you can come" "'rest', NOW GO" "see ya letter" i say all rushed and paniky. one thing lead to another and i was on insta because my mom turned out to be all right and i saw a fan and y/n at walmart. I see shes buying a pregnancy test because its on the belt. theres a video on the next slide "Y/N TERRELL" forgot i was famous i hear her mumble when you hang with her engouge you.hear.everything. "can i please get a photo" "sure"

*TAKES PHOTO* "dont post till till atleast half a hour please" "YES ANYTHING FOR YOU" "thanks i really appreciate it" i think she made her way back home and used the test and unlike when she was younger she passed i heard just crying perfect timing her now husband  came in "honey what's wrong" i ask "if I tell you don't get mad" she tells "of crouse" "I'm pppp-pregnat" she sputters out "im going to be a dad" i say in shock "mhm, y-your happy?" she asked "of course, but i want a baby if you want baby" infrom her "i want a baby" she says with now happy tears "can we tell people" i ask "of course lets tell the mains"

Pinkey pie💓🩷:GUYS GUESS WHAT 

Jazzy 😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:what

Pippa😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:what

nèa😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:what

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:what

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:what

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:what

Oakyyyyy the uncool tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:what

Christmas👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:what

                                                                         WE PREGERS

Jazzy 😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:we?

   WORD💀😒🙄🤧

                                                                           my bad

Jazzy 😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:you should name them jazzyjr 😜

                                                         what if they're a boy

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:jazzyjr💀 

                                                                                     Word🙄.

Im back yall anyway after i finish this book (not for a WHILE) ill have more books ready not all Hamilton related tho

#hamilton fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #fanfics #fanfic authors #fanfic writers #fanfiction writer #fanfic writing #fanfic #fanfiction #anthony ramos #lin manuel miranda

[dragonlovers-stuff]

Hello. I am a bbw full figured woman. I am recently sepreated from my lying cheating abusive soon to be asshole ex-husband. I am a honset god-loveing woman. And i dont play head game's. I am earning a living and i am a proud mother of my teenaged daughter. Me & my teenaged daughter are a package deal. My baby girl comes first in my life no matter what. We are from long island new york. And we now live in omaha nebraska. I work at First Data here in omaha nebraska. I love too hate my fucking job but it pays the bill's. I am curently seeing a man but i just found out that he has cheated on me and he has harpes. I am going to dump him i dont need that nasty shit in my life. I will be looking for a new boyfriend that will treat me like a Queen and treat my teenaged daughter like a princess. And be a lover to me and a role model to my baby girl. I am here to flirt! Im not looking for anything serious for the moment. I do want to get pregnate and get married once again. That is my dream to have a family of my own. I dont want to rush into a long term sexual relationship. I belive in friendship first and see where things go from there....

#my writing #pregnancy #cats #nature #star wars

[voltussy]

Can I request gojo with a breeding kink 💜🥹

GOJO WITH BREEDING KINK (🔞)

(Drabble & thirst lol)

Warnings: Breeding kink, implied pregnation , smut , MDNI please , dacryphilia , overstimulation , creampie kink

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Skin slapping skin and moans echoed in u and Satoru’s shared room. How many times did u orgasm? 3? 4 ? u dont care anyways. all u care about is the moment u are in with Satoru, making love to eachother on ur bed.

Melodic moans and whimpers rips out of ur throat with each deep thrust in ur tight walls, hugging his length as he puts u in Full Nelson. Ur breasts bouncing up and down as he thrusts into ur pussy

“Sa-toruu-!”

U stuttered while moaning out his name.

He lets out a grunt and a stuttered ‘fuck’ under his breath as he shoots out hot sticky strings of cum in ur cervix more than once.

“Fuckkk… just take it”

he says before stuffing u again with cum, he thrusts in one more time and pulls out. admiring ur fucked out face babbling and still rolling ur eyes even after ur done. He watches his cum spill out of ur pussy, smirking at himself as he breathes heavily from his climax.

“ur gonna look so pretty with my baby inside u , yeah?”

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this isnt my best work im srry 💔 but im trying‼️

srry this looked rushed cuz i didnt want u to wait long ☹️☹️

feel free to request more if u’d like‼️‼️ i dont mind <33