Imagine person A laying on their bedroom floor thinking about how much they miss person B.
Imagine Person A being overwhelmed about (insert problem) so B and C help them get through it and give them tons of cuddles.
A has been lonely, so B is determined to find the perfect feline companion to keep them company…the downside being that B is horrifically allergic to cats.
Imagine your yandere in this scene:
Imagine your yandere saying sweet nothings to you.
Okay, but, imagine: Aziraphale is kidnapped by pirates but saved by Crowley, a seashore and avowed enemy of the entire maritime court (whether pirate or not). It turns out to be useful for a rampant race in search of a magical flower hidden on an island.
Plot twist: The term “Blue Flower” is very vague and can actually be a flower or not. Therefore, the flower is actually Aziraphale itself. And, I imagined the pirates being the demons and the royal court sailors (those guys who follow orders) being the angels. Beelzebub and Gabriel are the leaders of course.
And Crowley is neither a pirate nor a sailor, he’s just a smart guy wanting a magic flower to sell it for thousands of gold piles and run away for some money. Ah yes. The part where Aziraphale is just an unlucky guy who was caught mopping the floor of a ship and saved in a chaotic scene of swords and laughter coming from Crowley (because guys … Crowley would be like a Peter Pan, always having fun with pirate expense).
Person 1: Do you Blink or do you trink?
Their alien gf: What?
Person 1: It’s just that you got three eyes so do you therefore Blink or Trink? And what about winking, does blinking have the same effect as winking in your culture?
Alien gf: Babe you told me when your star is gone you shut down to regain energy for eight cycles. why are you still using your vocal cord projector to make those noises of idiocy?
Opposite Day AU
Take a common trope with your OTP, canon or not (i.e. in Johnlock, it isn’t uncommon to see Sherlock written as a virgin), and flip it around (John being a virgin).
Bonus points if you can somehow make it fit with canon!
Whatever floats your ship series
~2am text messages (real convo)~
Person A: Would you still love me if I had sex reassignment surgery?
Person B: …
Person A: Are you sleeping?
Person B: …
Person A: WAKE UP BITCH SO YOU CAN SAY GOODNIGHT TO ME.
Person B: You are scary sometimes.
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A: “are you scared of spiders?”
B: “depends on where they are relative to me and their size”
A: “…you can just say you’re afraid of spiders”
Crowley: how is the most beautiful being in the universe doing today?
Aziraphale, not looking up from his book: Well I don’t know Crowley, how are you?
Crowley *voice cracking*: I-I’m fine
Simon: *stirring lukewarm water in pot* Dammit! Why won’t this stupid water boil!?
Baz: *slipping ice cubes into the pot every time Simon turns his back* “Gosh, I have no freaking clue.”
You know what trope just absolutely knees me in the heart? What trope melts my cold soul?? When character A and B are laying in bed, cuddling and then person B is very quickly falling asleep meanwhile person A just silently watches. And thEn just as charcter B closes thier eyes and falls fast asleep, person A quietly whispers “i love you” for the first time.
If someone wants to date you, tell them you’re already dating a demon
If that doesn’t work
Draw a summoning circle and summon him to make sure they understand that you love each other very much
Kyoya: you are my soulmate. The sun to my moon. The day to my night. I could not live without you. You complete me Tamaki. I love you.
Tamaki: mood. you’re like the yee to my haw.
Kyoya: You know what, never mind. I fucking hate you.
Yang: I just find it weird that you’re dating Pyrrha is all.
Blake: I don’t see why it’s so weird. Can you explain?
Yang: Because you two are on the opposite sides of the “Wake me up” spectrum
Blake: The what?
Yang: The “Wake me Up” spectrum. You’re a “Before September Ends” type of girl while Pyrrha is a “Before You Go-Go” type of girl.
Blake:………I hate how this actually makes sense.
🌻end of summer prompts🌻
1. It’s getting colder at night again. Cuddles.
2. “We need to go to that ice cream place before it closes for the year.”
3. The otp+ and/or their kid/s on the Back to School creep: finishing up homework together, back to school shopping, looming dread and excitement
4. Saying goodbye on the last day of camp.
5. Getting excited for Halloween even though it’s too early.
6. Taking a late summer trip just to get one in.
7. Staying up all night, talking and being sweaty.
8. Going to see that blockbuster before it leaves the theaters. Or going to a drive in or movie in the park.
9. Trampoline sleepover or camping in the back yard.
10. It’s finally cold enough to drink tea.
Prompt 9 - Fluff 5
A and B are cuddling for whatever reason. A is asleep but B couldn’t sleep yet and hears A whispering a soft “I love you” while leaning closer to B. After a short internal gasp, B spends the rest of the night wandering if it was an unconsious confession or just a random dream thing of A.
Person A: THERE WAS A BUG IN MY KITCHEN!
Person B: COOL!
Person A: I HAD TO HIDE IN MY ROOM.
Person B: Oh…