#in conclusion

[winterpinetrees]

The Silmarillion is a book that fills me with many emotions, but the only part that makes me feel anger -not tragic grief at the narrative, but real anger- is the ending where the Lord of the Rings is summarized in three paragraphs.

It makes me feel anger because it gives a comparison for just how summarized the rest of the Silmarillion is. The entire fall of the Noldor, written in a way that condenses Frodo and Sam’s whole journey to “alone with his servant he passed through peril and darkness and came at last in Sauron’s despite even to Mount Doom”.

What else did Tolkien imagine over five hundred years of history that didn’t make it into any of his notes? What did he not imagine that still must have occurred? Who are the Boromirs and the Eowyns and the Bilbos of the first age? What witch-kings did they slay and what quests did they begin? What were the riddles and the detours and the love stories?

Its all been forgotten. No one knows anymore, and it’s likely that no one ever did. Not even Professor Tolkien.

#by me #tolkien #the silmarillion #lord of the rings #in conclusion #silmarillion fanfiction is not only fun #but completely necessary

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

I have Crowley as my phone background (as one has) and someone standing near me noticed and asked me who that is. And after about two minutes of me explaining Crowley, the conversation went like this:

Person: "That sounds like a man written by a woman."

Me: "He isn't."

Person: "Really? I can't imagine him being written by a man."

Me: "Well, plot twist. He is written by two men."

Person: *error 404 brain not found*

#in conclusion #crowley is a man written by two men #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #crowley #neil gaiman #terry pratchett

[illjustpretend]

DE AQUÍ NO SALES

#my art #ancient ganondorf #totk Mayan Aztec au #ganondorf #the glyph is Mayan for star war or shell star event #signifying the most important kind of warfare event in their written iconography #representing the installation of a new dynastic line at a site #or complete dominion of one site over another #it shows a star showering the earth with liquid droplets #In conclusion #ganondorf es mi papá #totk #loz #totk aztec maya au

[very-feral-lesbian]

lou gets it

#in conclusion #we are gonna get buddie canon #911 #911 on abc #911 abc #bisexual evan buckley #bi buck #tommy kinard #buddie #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #911 season 7 #911 season seven #911 s7 #bucktommy #lou ferrigno jr #911 series #911 spoilers #911 speculation #911 interview #911 bts #911 buddie

[t-lostinworlds]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014) dir. Anthony Russo and Joe Russo

#captain america: the winter soldier #bucky barnes #steve rogers #buckybarnesedit #steverogersedit #marveledit #dailymarvelgifs #dailyavengers #mcufam #catwsedit #mcuedit #sebastian stan #chris evans #sebstanedit #chrisevansedit #marvel cinematic universe #mine: gifs #in conclusion #gifing 4k vids makes such a HUGE difference #especially in dark scenes #the fille size is a pain tho #like the screencaps for this was 4gb #i'm pretty sure i did something wrong but eh sksks

[kristiliqua]

by the way ,

if you do not support palestine , get the fuck out .

/srs . you cannot be neutral on a genocide , and i’m sure as hell not going to let any pro-israel motherfuckers in here . get the fuck out . i don’t want you here , ever . thanks :)

#and fuck you if you’re silent about this as well #you are supporting israel by being silent . by not boosting palestinian voices #crazy that i have to say this tbh . it should be common sense to not support a fucking genocide but here we are #just wanted to put this out there #i’m doing a lot more stuff in terms of supporting palestine on my twitter btw . more active there :) #in conclusion #fuck israel #free palestine #and fuck your neutrality and silence #people are dying . DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT .

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"witches are EVIL they steal men's SEMEN" nadja you eat people

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nadja babe you're my favorite protagonist but your hypocrisy is breaking through the roof/glass ceiling/stratosphere #...which may well be why you're my favorite protagonist #in conclusion #GIRLBOSS (murder your (undead wraith) employees at the first sign of unionizing) #GATEKEEP (make your familiars serve for decades knowing they will die from hazardous working conditions #WAY before u actually have to follow through on the whole promise of eternal life thing) #GASLIGHT (you're a vampire who is presumably vulnerable to fire and yet u still somehow light your dwelling with gas lamps? #not to mention the MANY AND MULTIPLE exposed candles flames nadja what the f

[wanderinthedeep]

welp

#I was in some kinda mood last night #very impulsive jockstrap purchase #intense horniness/neediness #and then some private time with a lot of toys #that are all collected on a little table now where I left them to dry #(also mighta pulled out a chastity cage for the first time in years) #in conclusion #what the fuck is wrong with me #me

[archerdork]

spoilers for ofmd s2e8 - a discussion of the decision to do That to You Know Who

i guess my biggest issue is that you should have seen the end coming because it makes sense narratively, so in a way you did see it coming, but the show has spent two seasons subverting expectations and chucking logic out the window, so in the context of the universe they've created it fucking doesn't make sense.

I know it narratively makes sense to tie Izzy's arc off like this, but this show has gone to great fucking lenghts to show it doesn't give a toss about sense or how you're supposed to tell a story. The plot armour has been so thick for two seasons it's genuinely ridiculous, but that's the show and now this is the audience it's amassed. You think I've spent all this time watching these idiots strut around an ocean the size of a bathtub powered by nothing but spite and a gaydar because I value logic above all else? You think I like the show despite it's narrative insanities, not because of it?

Spending a season on Izzy's emotional and mental journey only to kill him off in the end does makes a certain literary sense. Him dying surrounded by the family he finally accepted and who accepted him in turn makes literary sense. His death allowing Ed to let go of the last of Blackbeard makes literary sense.

In the real world.

But we've spent two seasons in Pirate Muppet Land, with it's bathtub size ocean where everyone can find anyone, where wounds heal the moment they're patched up, where crocs and paparazzis paperazzis exists in 18th century. I'm not here for realism, I'm here for the insanity. I'm here for the workplace romcom where this community of queer idiots can laugh and cry and have their drama and, yes, a boatload (ha) of angst but it's fine because it is about them, the plot only there to further their personal journeys no matter how unrealistic that plot turns out to be. They created Something, something new and different and hopeful, and then made a single decision that went against everything they'd built so far because? Logic? I genuinely don't know.

Ultimately I'm happy with this season. I had so much goddamn fun. I enjoyed the ending, though for the personal journeys it concluded rather than story it actually told. This season was way too rushed, for which I assume we should largly blame HBO. The cast and crew did what they could with what they had.

Still though.

I said at some point during this season that I "genuinely can’t see a scenario where they kill off any of the crew, it’s just not that kind of show". Turns out it decided to be that kind of show, with the worst decision they could make. Killing off Izzy does make literary sense. Which, in context of the show so far, makes it goddamn unrealistic.

It's not a good plot twist to pull the rug from out under the audience if the rug is actually a carpet floor you've spent the whole season nailing down.

#ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #izzy hands #spoilers #our flag means death #our flag means death spoilers #not taking any fucking chances i'd hate if this was spoiled for me #all this is not even mentioning the fact they killed a queer disabled man #who was just starting to embrace himself and his identity for the first time in his #a subject I feel other people have articulated far better than I ever could #so I'll leave this particular subject to them #in conclusion #im happy pissed off a little sad and grateful for what they're trying to do even if they dropped the ball a little #IN MY OPINION feel free to give fuck all about all this im just rambling #shut up jonna

[fan-therapy]

Rain, who is a siren. Rain who has gills and scales on his joints and piercing blue-green eyes. Rain who sings with the voice of an angel. Rain who's unglamoured form has fins like the leafy seadragon. Rain who's markings are bioluminescent.

Rain who grabs your ankles when you dangle your feet over the edge of the dock and drags you under.

#in conclusion #rain ghoul #ghost #nameless ghouls #ghost band #ghost bc #headcannons #creaturefie that slut!

[dave-me0wstaine]

imagine Dave teasing you on public, like, while u two are sitting on a restaurant or whatever he slides his hand in between your legs and his calloused fingers teasing your panties. UGHH I NEED HIM SO BAD

this is giving early-to-mid-80s dave vibes.. like look at him!!! that's one mischevious fucker and i LOVE IT

i feel like he'd do it all the time because he's young and absolutely feral over you. he'd purposefully ask to pick out your clothes and choose things that he simultaneously knows will get his motor running and give him easy access to your panties.

like omg could you imagine, you're at a bar or something after one of his concerts, and the both of you are so high and drunk. in the corner of a dimly lit bar, he's pushing your panties to the side and is knuckle deep in your cunt <33

or!! he gets handsy when he's jealous. like maybe one of the band members (or even some stranger, really) flirts with you or is staring at you and he just. loses any sense of shame. like he makes it obvious that he's snaked his hand in between your legs, rubbing your clit so fast that it's impossible for you to stay composed. and when you scold him about it all he does is pouts and grumbles '"fucker shouldn't have been lookin' at what's mine, then."

#in conclusion #i <3 young jealous (and slightly shameless) dave #also! very sorry that this has been rotting in my inbox </3 #but hopefully its a nice surprise to whoever sent it! #dave mustaine #dave mustaine smut #dave mustaine x reader #dave mustaine fanfiction #megadeth #megadeth smut #megadeth x reader #megadeth fanfiction #asks

[buddiesmutslut]

When people say “I’m okay with Buck & Eddie not ending up together as long as their friendship doesn’t change”, I hate to say it, but that’s just not possible.

I’m not saying that they’re going to stop being best friends or anything, but if they get into actual, healthy, serious relationships, with people that are well matched & good for them, their current relationship is going to change. It’s inevitable.

I do believe that they’ll always be family, that they’ll do their best to be there for each other & for Chris, but they get so much from each other. In the past, even unintentionally, they’ve been more emotionally connected to each other than they have been with their partner, & that’s part of why their friendship is so solid, because they’re both only ever vulnerable with the other.

If they find good, healthy, stable partners, they’re not going to need each other in the same way, and that’s going to change their relationship. Do you honestly believe that Eddie is going to leave Buck as Chris’ legal guardian if he finds a partner that he actually & genuinely loves and enjoys being with? (The fanfic writer in me wants to say yes, but the realist in me says no lol.)

If Buck falls in love with someone who is accepting & soft and kind and understanding with him, that person is going to be the one he goes to first for everything, not Eddie.

So much of their friendship is rooted in the way they show up for each other in ways that only committed partners really do, and if they fall in love & get serious and marry other people, it’s not going to be the same.

I just, idk if I’m explaining it eloquently enough, if I have the right words for it, but unless Buddie goes canon or they keep ending up in these half-assed relationships where they repeat the same mistakes over & over again, their relationships and these “moments” everyone loves so much are going to stop.

#911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #buck x eddie #ryan guzman #oliver stark #if you see this & agree pls feel free to expand bc I feel like I’m not explaining it well enough #I just saw a post on how they’ve basically emotionally cheated on every partner that they’ve been with in some ways #and they’re not wrong #Buck & Eddie’s relationship is the most serious & healthy one that either has ever had #and they simply CANT stay the same if they get into other healthy stable relationships #unless you’re chill with them being platonic life partners which is definitely a choice #but I really want to see them making out & fucking & coming into work with hickeys and scratch marks and limps #but maybe thats just me #in conclusion #buddie canon

[cassofnowhere]

Feel like Maria as a unexplored in general, in the fandom and in the shows.

Not her character per se, but what she represents to Frank, in opposition to Karen. Not as a way to pitch them against each other, but what Frank feels for them and how he organizes it in his mind.

Of course it is quite normal for someone to fall in love again after the death of a spouse, but with Frank and Kastle is a little different because of how integral to his character that death is, and more importantly, his grieving process. It quite literally made him into the character we know, and continues to be, to this day, his main motivation for being The Punisher. Part of his thing is how he can’t never truly get over the death of his family. So like…Maria will inevitably hang over them like a ghost, at least in the beginning.

The Punisher (the show) made this a lot more likely to me bc of how season 1 handled Kastle. Frank and Karen are very clearly in love, or deep in the process of being in love. Nonetheless, it’s something so clear, even the characters themselves can’t deny it, I think. But in the same season, Frank is still deeply grieving Maria. He has dreams about her and the promises he couldn’t keep, he thinks about her daily, damn, the climax of the entire season is a flashback to one of their last conversations. Maria is very much alive in season 1.

So, how is Frank dealing with this? I bet to him it feels like loving two people at the same time, even if one of them is dead. And I know Frank would feel conflicted about it. He seems like the type of guy who believes in One True Love, and more than that, that he found it with Maria and that part of him would die with her. So what does it means that he is falling in love again? And so soon after his wife’s death? How does he deal with that? ITS SO INTERESTING!! ITS SO ANGSTY!!

And I don’t think it’s the same with Beth, for exemple. First of all, he met her way after Maria died. Second of all, I don’t think he loved Beth. He liked her, for sure, he could’ve grown to love her, but that didn’t happened. But he does love Karen.

It’s a shame that the show could never explore their relationship properly. All those questions would rise up and it would be delicious to follow the conflict. It’s really a question of: who is Karen Page in Frank’s life? A question that the show is very careful not to answer, but I wish I could see them diving into it more. But I understand they just couldn’t.

It’s even more of a shame how little fanfics will dive into this too? Most fanfics just treat Maria as dear, dead wife (which is fair), but sometimes Maria will be alive and married to Frank, and he will meet Karen and….nothing comes from that because Maria and Frank divorce off-screen and then he and Karen can be together guilt free. Which is again, a shame.

There was only one fanfic, I think I read who delved into this. I don’t remember the name, but Frank and Karen had gotten together after The Punisher season 1, but then Matt comes back to life and Frank spirals over what he feels for Karen and her place in his life compared to Karen. It’s was pretty neat.

#in conclusion #I just think we need more love triangles between Frank Karen and Maria #let’s make Frank sweat a little #idk I just love mess #kastle #the punisher #frank castle #karen page

[gasstationpopcorn]

DOWN BOY, DOWN

PART III | part i /part ii 

#in conclusion #bojan on his knees? many! such! cases! #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #bojan cvjeticanin #misc.posts

[songofpurple-summer]

okay but zeus looking so taken aback at poseidon intervening and surrendering for percy because the best he could bring himself to do for thalia was turn her into a tree….

#not to mention the best he could bring himself to do for jason was to leave jason to be raised by wolves #in conclusion #i hope everyone who complained about the deadline passing learns how to shut up and wait for plot lines to pay off #before they start complaining about it #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson spoilers #thalia grace #jason grace #zeus #poseidon

[kacchanrawr]

I once read something about the concept of two people being parallel lines, wherein the angst was that they could never meet. However, it also means that they’ll never grow further apart after intersecting. They will always be side by side, they’re a constant in each other’s lives.

I was reminded of that concept in Kaveh’s hangout, particularly the part about his mother’s past and the whole thing about understanding vs companionship. The parallels between Kaveh’s parents and Haikaveh are pretty obvious.

Faranak, like Kaveh, was a genius with ideals and visions no one could understand. Faranak loved Kaveh’s father not because he understood her, but because he stayed by her side, sharing her joys and sorrows.

With Haikaveh, they’ve both made it clear that they’ll never truly understand each other’s ideologies and see the world in the way the other does. Haitham will never become an idealist like Kaveh, but he knows Kaveh’s ideals, and he knows how they’ve affected him, he knows Kaveh.

This also ties in to how I interpret their whole mirror thing. They’re not trying to make each other understand, yet they keep debating over their ideologies. It’s because that’s how they try to understand each other’s visions (which they can’t see with their own eyes). They see it through each other, their mirror.

#i feel like i didnt rlly get anywhere with this #in conclusion #my point is #im not actually sure #just mirrors and parallel lines and being lifelong partners and familiar figures in each others lives? #thats gay #oh shit this is fic prose material i should write this down #genshin impact #kaveh #alhaitham #kaveh x alhaitham #alhaitham x kaveh #haikaveh #kavetham