#inaccurate quotes

[kweenkday]

Jean: hey, Jer, can you do me—

Jeremy: Yes.

Jean: ... a favor. 😳

Jeremy: oh. Yeah I can do that, too.

#aftg #tsc #inaccurate quotes #jean moreau #jeremy knox #incorrect aftg #but is it

[artpepkin]

Silly inaccurate quotes doodle time <3

Nym belongs to me 🧡

#i like to think he has a “songs to cry to” playlist playing right now #I have like 12 more of these so everytime I'm stuck in an art block I'll try to make another lol #undertale #undertale au #utmv #undertale multiverse #peps ocs #sans au #nym #nym sans #underverse #killer #killer sans #inaccurate quotes #bad sans gang #bad sanses #artpepkin #tiger sharks

[stargazingtranquility]

James: I love you

Regulus: love you too

James: …

James: …

James: …

Regulus: what?

James: no I? Just a thrown out “love you”? Do you take me as a joke?!

Regulus: here we go again…

#marauders #james potter #regulus black #inaccurate quotes #jegulus #starchaser

[ferrarisgonewild]

#charles leclerc #f1 #f1 2024 #f1edit #lestappen #max verstappen #formula 1 #text post #inaccurate quotes

[thelemonsqueezr]

i saw this meme going around and i had to recreate it with them bc like it's literally them idk they're so stupid and i love them 😭😂

#buddy daddies #suwa rei #kurusu kazuki #reikazu #kazurei #inaccurate quotes

[soft-mafia]

Y/n: Is this seat taken?☺️

Buggy: That’s.. my lap..

Y/n: I said what I said

#one piece #inaccurate quotes #one piece buggy #buggy one piece #buggy x reader #buggy the clown x reader #buggy the clown #one piece live action

[myrachondria]

Hogwarts Legacy Cast - Inaccurate Quotes (Part 2)

(but also kinda accurate)

MC: *holding a bottle* Is this fire whiskey or perfume?

Sebastian: *drinks the entire bottle* It's perfume.

Sebastian: I wasn't "trauma dumping" I was just telling you my lore.

MC: Come on, pretty boy.

MC: ...Ominis?

Ominis: Oh, I'm pretty boy?

MC: YES!

Ominis: Pretty?

MC: Yes.

Ominis: ...🙂

MC: I think I'm in love.

Ominis: No. He's a red flag.

Ominis: I was traumatized as a child.

Sebastian: Lmao spill.

Sebastian: So I've been thinking, as one does.

Ominis: Glad to hear you think.

Sebastian: I swear MC is in love with me.

Ominis: Sebastian, you're delusional.

Ominis: You read my diary?

Sebastian: At first I didn't know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Sebastian: I saw you flirting with another guy.

MC: Why would I need to flirt with another guy, you've got more than enough personalities to keep me occupied.

Sebastian: Fair point.

#hogwarts legacy fandom #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x reader #sebastian sallow x you #sebastian x mc #inaccurate quotes #ominis gaunt #ominis gaunt x you #ominis gaunt x mc #ominis gaunt x reader #ominis gaunt imagine #sebastian sallow imagine #sebastian x ominis #sebinis #gauntlow #sebastian x mc x ominis

[deervsheadlights]

prospect (2018) + text posts || part 4: ezra edition✨

part 1 • part 2 • part 3

#prospect 2018 #prospect movie #prospect film #ezra prospect #text posts #inaccurate quotes #pedro pascal characters #deer's originals

[i-will-say-what-i-believe]

Buck: Why do you all think Eddie & I are together?

Chim: Because you're literally attached at the hips.

Hen: *snorts*

Buck: Raise your hands if you think Eddie & I are dating.

Bobby, Hen, Chim, Ravi: *raises hands*

Buck: "looks around & sees Eddie*

Buck: Eddie, put your hand down🤦🏻‍♀️

#buddie #911 on abc #ryan guzman #oliver stark #ryliver #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 abc #911 buddie #buddie 911 #inaccurate quotes

[myrddin-wylt]

Alfred: We need to talk about something. It's serious.

Arthur: That's ominous. What is it?

Alfred: Okay. Before I start, I want to preface this by saying that you're my father, and I love and respect you.

Arthur: That's the single most terrifying thing I've ever heard in my life.

Alfred: From now on, regardless of whether you're on your own property, you need to be careful of whatever you're doing outside that you're not seen from overhead.

Arthur: ... What?

Alfred: One of our surveillance sats saw you getting railed doggy-style in the yard. Please don't do that again.

Arthur:

Arthur:

Arthur:

Arthur: How about I just kill myself?

Alfred: I'd understand honestly.

#this came to me in a dream #hws america #hws england #inaccurate quotes

[rachelcommitscrimes]

hes talking to dave

#homestuck #inaccurate quotes #karkat vantas #davekat #i hate homestuck

[stalpra-and-100-fandoms]

Anya: I made tea

Damian: I don’t want tea

Anya: I didn’t make you tea, this is my tea

Damian: then why did you tell me?

Anya: it’s a conversation starter

Damian: it’s a horrible conversation starter

Anya: oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

#spy family #spy × family #spy x family #sxf #sxf anya #sxf damian #anya forger #damian desmond #damianya #damian x anya #incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #inaccurate quotes

[dragonofeternal]

Legato shares some distressing biology facts :)

(text from this post by tumblr user bogleech)

#trigun #legato bluesummers #vash the stampede #trigun 98 #inaccurate quotes #shitposts #doeart #cordyceps #I just think Legato's power is Neat :) #I have had AT LEAST two different people send me this text post with the express purpose of making me go LEGATO so I had to do this lol

[thelemonsqueezr]

college au - kazuki nailed the charisma check and then immedieately failed the strenght check after lmao

i don't know why so many of these remind me of them, but they do and so i must make inaccurate quotes for them u_u

#buddy daddies #suwa rei #kurusu kazuki #inaccurate quotes #kazuki having simultaniously max and zero rizz will forever be canon in my mind #shodinger's rizz if you will #rei was smitten by his pathetic display btw #don't get it twisted

[saiyanmazen]

Trunks: dad, why didn't you cuddle me as much when I was a baby like you do with Bulla now?

Bulma: your dad wasn't used to inti-

Vegeta: you were an ugly little thing.

Trunks: what?

Bulma: what your father means to say is that you took after him.

#if vegeta is gonna call her baby boy ugly she's gonna retaliate #trunks #bulma #vegeta #bulla #dragon ball z #dbz shitpost #vegebul #bra briefs #inaccurate quotes #dbs

[thebackseatofjimsblazer]

Steve: oh my god. How are you such a good driver?

Eddie: because there’s illegal shit in here. Because if I don’t use my turn signal, we’re both gonna do 15. Because I’m going to lie and say it’s yours. Put your seatbelt on, sweet heart. You are not safe.

#tiktok audios #inaccurate quotes #stranger things 4 #stranger things #stranger things fandom #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #inaccurate stranger things quotes