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40sjoyner · 4 months

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"I think being a little in love with your friends is crucial."

-tony stark at some point

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togrowoldinv · 1 year

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*in a huddle before the mission*

Kate: I’m not gonna stop, that’s who I am

Kamala: I’ll give it all I got, that is my plan

Y/n: When I found what I lost, you know you can

Peter: Bet on it, bet on me

*the older Avengers watching silently*

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fruityspaceboy · 2 years

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Y/N: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing youth slang on purpose and watching the kid’s cry inside.

Y/N: A good example: the other day I pointed at the globe and, while looking Peter right in the eye, went "Man, is that bae or what, huh?" The look on his face was something I will keep in mind for years.

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skylarinfinity · 1 year

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*shuri and riri sneaking into m/n cave because avenger send them to ask for help*

m/n: *menacingly* you know, i can smell and feel you.

*shuri and riri see m/n sit on the throne*

shuri: *fake confident so she don't how any weakness* avenger send us, we need your help.

m/n: what i get for helping you?

shuri: anything.

m/n: *stand up and smirk* anything?

riri:

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spiderblog-mcu · 1 year

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[at medbay in a hospital room]

Tony, bursting through the door: TELL ME WHO HURT YOU I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND THEM AND- wait, you look fine.

Peter: yeah no I’m good I just wanted a pudding cup.

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scarletgemstone · 4 months

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When ultron returns

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(Ultron and vision are seen looking over a fire vision turns to ultron)

Ultron “and that leaves you all alone “

vision”you killed my friends!”

ultron” lets talk about your friends they didn’t have to be here “

vision “what?”

ultron “they had a place in this world and you took them out of it you brought them here you put them in danger “

vision “they were trying to help me!”

ultron “they were and this is the result all of this is your fault”

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pandagirl45 · 1 year

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5 year old ultron and vision: *staring at their new little sibling*...

Tony: meet Vito

Ultron: *stares longer*

Vision: why does he look confused?

Tony: he was just born

Vision: why does have rosy cheeks?

Tony: becuase he was just born Vis

Vision: why-

Ultron: He's ugly...

Tony: o-o

Bucky: *snorting* babies can be ugly, I was an ugly baby

Ultron: pa, that explains a lot

Vision: oOo

Tony: X'D

Bucky: T-T

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ivoirloup · 6 months

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I hide Captain American Ass at work, in preparation of christmas. I'm dying.

Happy christmas kids !

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trans-marvel-fan · 2 years

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(Superhero medical center/pharmacy/etc)

Dr. Cho: “Hey, can someone get the phone?”

Harley: *picking up the phone* “Superhero pharmacy, legal crackhouse, what kind of drugs can I deal you today?”

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natasha29romanoff · 1 year

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Natasha: I need some advice.

Tony: You need advice from me?!

Natasha: I know, shocking isn't it.

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itsforwriting · 1 year

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Me watching Avengers: You know, Tony basically invented time travel to get his kid back

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Boyfriend: Stop being so pure

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here-comes-the-moose · 5 years

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Stephen: If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

Steve *looking into the camera like he’s on The Office*: All I did was say “Hi, how are you?”

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xpeterstarkx · 2 years

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reporter: spider-man, what can you tell us about your relationship with famed stark intern peter parker?

spider-man: that guy is a huge asshole, just one big embarrassing failure of human life honestly

peter, watching the clip later: say that to my fucking face, you tool. get a real job

tony: …kid, how you doing these days?

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fruityspaceboy · 2 years

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*Everyone at Loki's funeral*

Thor: anyone like to say anything to my brother Loki ?

Y/n:*sniff* I'll go, Loki you were a really funny, kind big hearted person who has been there for me a lot, I'm going to really miss you *a sad smile* if you were still alive I probably would date you-

Loki:*gets up*

Everyone: whoa-! oh my God-!Ahhh!

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skylarinfinity · 1 year

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natasha: *talk to the team* we need to put weapon and armour at the kitchen so we ready even when we eating.

yelena: everything can be weapon and armour if we have the creativity.

m/n: *nods his head* exactly.

*m/n and yelena start take kitchen equipments than put it on themselves*

m/n and yelena: like this *make random fighting pose*

natasha: *sigh*

*the team try so hard not to laugh*

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pussy-puncher · 3 years

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Tony: Were you written by a man or a woman?

Natasha: Well usually I'm just ridden by a woman.

Tony: That's not how that works.

Natasha: Don't be homophobic.

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