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#inccorect marvel quotes
mof-rot · 10 days
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Deadpool: this one’s shaped like a heart, that’s how I feel about you!
Spider-Man: WAHHHHH
Deadpool: this ones shaped like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!
Wolverine: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
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tonyspank · 2 years
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Y/N: So, are you a top or a bottom?
Wanda: Uh—
Y/N: Don’t know? It’s okay, we’ll find out later tonight.
Wanda, nodding obviously flustered.
*later that night*
Y/N: Decided yet?
Wanda, disappointed: Bottom is fine.
Y/N: Okay! *climbs the top bunk of their new bunk bed*
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pixiatn · 1 year
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Shuri: *beating the shit out of multiple people at once*
Namor, dreamily: I love that women<3
M'baku, holding him in a headlock: Ugh, she totally pegs you doesn't she
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togrowoldinv · 1 year
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*in a huddle before the mission*
Kate: I’m not gonna stop, that’s who I am
Kamala: I’ll give it all I got, that is my plan
Y/n: When I found what I lost, you know you can
Peter: Bet on it, bet on me
*the older Avengers watching silently*
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skylarinfinity · 1 year
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*shuri and riri sneaking into m/n cave because avenger send them to ask for help*
m/n: *menacingly* you know, i can smell and feel you.
*shuri and riri see m/n sit on the throne*
shuri: *fake confident so she don't how any weakness* avenger send us, we need your help.
m/n: what i get for helping you?
shuri: anything.
m/n: *stand up and smirk* anything?
riri:
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tags: @sonicqaulan
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tinteacosplay · 1 year
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Sportacus: *takes a deep breath*
Sportacus: Robbie, be nice-
Robbie: okay?
Sportacus: -to yourself
Robbie: *wheezing*
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lizziecanrailme · 2 years
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Wanda: I thought you said you don’t like dumb people?
Natasha: I don’t
Y/N: *bumps into table* Sorry
Natasha: …
Natasha: They’re an acception
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cevans-is-classic · 2 years
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Clint: I've taken down more bad guys than I can count.
The Kidnapper who was aiming for Captain America but caught Clint Instead: 🤨🥱
Clint: Because I've taken down so many bad guy not because I can't count that high.
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spiderblog-mcu · 1 year
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[at medbay in a hospital room]
Tony, bursting through the door: TELL ME WHO HURT YOU I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND THEM AND- wait, you look fine.
Peter: yeah no I’m good I just wanted a pudding cup.
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romanarose · 2 years
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Marc Spector as Nick Miller quotes part 8/?
Also acceptable: Han Solo
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regaliasonata · 2 years
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Steven: I-I'm not really good at d-dating people...
Thor: *takes a hold of Steven's hand* I find that hard to belive little moon
Steven: Little moon?
Thor: Yeah, I'm like the sun and you're the moon. Perfect with each other.
Steven: *blushes* maybe this isn't so bad.
Thor: it's perfect.
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tonyspank · 2 years
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Y/N and Wanda at their parents house.
Y/N: Mommy can you pass me the salad, please?
*Both Y/N’s mom and Wanda reach for the bowl.*
Y/N:
Y/N’s Mom:
*timeskip in the car*
Wanda: THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING DID YOU SEE THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT ME?
Y/N: *sighs.*
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ivoirloup · 6 months
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I hide Captain American Ass at work, in preparation of christmas. I'm dying.
Happy christmas kids !
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trans-marvel-fan · 2 years
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(Superhero medical center/pharmacy/etc)
Dr. Cho: “Hey, can someone get the phone?”
Harley: *picking up the phone* “Superhero pharmacy, legal crackhouse, what kind of drugs can I deal you today?”
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mof-rot · 1 year
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Peter, sleep deprived and beaten up: I’m hungry
MJ: so lick that coat. You smell like a-
Peter: grilled cheese
Mj: what
Peter: grill me a cheese..
Mj: I’m not grilling you a cheese
Peter: hhhhhhwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa
*she then grilled him a cheese*
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iamfrost · 2 years
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Marc: I know we’re not exactly friends, but-
Khonshu: What do you want?
Marc: I've been stuck with Steven for 2 weeks and he’s been drinking all the soy sauce.
Marc: Help.
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