#incorect quote

[a-whispering-echo]

Dust: I wouldn’t put my relationship with Killer in a friendship light. It’s more of a… grey territory. Cross: More like gay territory. Dust: Killer:

#incorect quote #kist #killer x dust #honestly this could be horrordust too if you wanted #or kross #heck any of them #bad sans gang #bad sanses

[inkwell-illustrations]

Pokey: This date is boring! Paul: This isn't a date! I said I was going to the store! Pokey: Then why did you invite me? Paul: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me." Then you said, "fuck you Paul I'll do whatever I want!

#paulkotho #paul x pokey #pokey x paul #the lords in black #pokotho #pokey #pokey npmd #npmd #npmd pokey #paul matthews #paul tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #incorrect qoutes #tgwdlm #incorrect starkid #incorect quote #incorrect hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield quotes #starkid productions #starkid #hatchetfield series #hatchetfeild #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetblr

[incorrectwolfstar]

sirius: just found out james is shagging regulus

remus: and??

sirius: therefore me and you need to get together so we can give him a taste of his own medicine

remus: how would that remotely affect james

sirius: i don’t know but we should still do it anyways

#wolfstar #incorrectwolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #the marauders #sirius black x remus lupin #incorect quote #incorrect remus lupin #sirius x remus #incorrect marauders quotes #jegulus #james x regulus #james potter x regulus black #prongs and moony #atyd #crimson rivers #all the young dudes

[batcavescolony]

Robin&Nightwing: *out on patrol*

Robin: My girlfriends pregnant

Nightwing: *falls off the roof top* WHAT!

Robin: yeah, I hope she does ok, I'm all for whatever she wants.

Nightwing: *crawling up the wall while panicking*

Robin: -it's not my kid.

Nightwing: WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAD WITH THAT!

Robin: it's what she would have wanted.

---later---

Robin: and then Nightwing face planted off the building.

Stephanie: oh that's great 💀 do it with Batman next!

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #dick grayson #nightwing #stephanie brown #spoiler #semi comics #me: •adds song about a teen mother giving up her newborn to my Stephanie Brown playlist• 😈 #batman #bruce wayne #red robin #batgirls #incorect quote

[neoarchipelago]

Y/N: that's ridiculous... Ghost doesn't have a crush on me.

Gaz: yes he does

Soap: yes he does

Price: yes he does

Ghost: internally screaming yes I do

#fanfics #fanfiction #fanfic #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost cod #cod mw2 #captain price #john soap mactavish #gaz mw2 #kyle gaz garrick #cod incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #incorrect cod quotes #incorect quote

[morganski-19]

Steve seeing something on tiktok and trying it on Eddie

Steve: You know what I kinda really want right now, an orange

Eddie: Do we even have the oranges?

Steve: I’m not sure

Eddie: *getting up* Let me check. Nope, be back in ten

Steve: *to the camera* I was not expecting him to go that far

Ten minutes later

Eddie: *comes back to the apartment with a bag of oranges* Do you want peeled or sliced

Steve: Peeled

Eddie: Ok

Steve: *looking at the camera* I think he passed

Eddie: *handing Steve a bowl of peeled orange slices* Passed what?

Steve: Nothing

#and the comments are like #omg couple goals #the bar is finally off the ground #that is so wholesome #specifically robin’s comment > #eddie you big sap #eddie’s response > #shut up #since everyone is doing this #i’m hopping on the band wagon #steddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #modern au #orange peel theory #eddie would pass the orange peel test with flying colors #prove me wrong #incorect quote #stranger things incorrect quotes #steddie incorrect quotes

[daddygrimes]

rick: how was your day, y/n?

y/n: i almost got surprise adopted by the saviors.

rick: what?

carl: they almost got kidnapped.

rick: oh...

rick: WHAT?!

#twd incorrect quotes #incorrect the walking dead quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes #incorrect twd quotes #incorect quote #twd #the walking dead #the walking dead amc #the walking dead x reader #rick grimes x reader #carl grimes #rick grimes #carl grimes x reader

[simpfortheseven]

INCORRECT QUOTES

*the TV is freaking out*

Mc: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Mc: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either

Lucifer: Excuse me???

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fanfic #obey me headcanons #obey me brothers #simpfortheseven #obey me x mc #obey me x reader #obey me mammon x mc #obey me incorrect quotes #incorect quote

[tanked-up]

(The whole 141 in a living room, silent. Until someone opened their pretty little mouth and caused… a debate)

Soap on his phone, when he suddenly looks at Ghost: You know… I think you’d be a great model, Ghostie

(They all stare at Soap, who has a smile on his face and walks up to Ghost and shows him a picture of a male model)

Ghost: What is this…?

Soap: It looks like you, and he’s a model

Ghost: and… that make me a model?

Soap: If you put your mind into it

Ghost: I’m a killer, Soap. A fighter. I don’t “model”

Rudy decides to comment: I think you’d be a great model, Ghost.

Alejandro: I could be a model too, Rudy.

Rudy glares at Alejandro: I’m talking about Ghost

Alejandro: But I’m you Boyfr-

Rudy: Ghost could be my boyfriend too if I wanted

Soap: HELLO? I’m right here

Gaz: Oh come on! You guys aren’t anything

Ghost: We aren’t?

Soap: We could be

Price: CAN I NAP IN PEACE

Soap mumbles: Sorry grandpa

Price: I HEARD THAT

#Someone please draw Ghost as a model and tag me #thank you #call of duty #Ghost’s a pookie too #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #cod modern warfare #simon riley #john price #gaz mw2 #alejandro mw2 #incorect cod quotes #incorect quote #rudy mw2 #alerudy #cod memes

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Interviewer to Clark: So what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

Bruce, grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.

#fanfiction #superbattinson #superbat #dc batman #dcau #incorrect quotes #incorect quote #incorect dc quotes #incorrect dc quotes #the batman #batman comics #superfamily #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #so cute #batfamily #batfam

[korrahsamis]

Korra: I need motivation to not kill Republic City’s President

Asami: we can’t fuck if you’re in prison

#korrasami #asami sato #korra #lok #asami #legend of korra #tlok #avatar #avatar the legend of korra #turf wars #atlok #a:tlok #the legend of korra #avatar: the legend of korra #incorrect legend of korra quotes #incorect quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect lok quotes #incorrect tlok quotes

[imtheboot]

Will, tending to Nico's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Nico: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

#percy jackson incorrect quotes #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #will solace #son of hades #son of apollo #pjo incorrect quotes #solangelo #incorect quote

[inkwell-illustrations]

Angel, throws his head into Huskers lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Husk, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

#hazbin hotel huskerdust #husker hazbin hotel #huskerdust #husk hazbin hotel #angel x husk #hazbin hotel husk #husky #angel dust x husk #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angelhusk #incorrect qoutes #incorect quote #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel qoutes #incorrect quotes hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect qoutes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #gay couple #gay #pansexual #angelhusk

[incorrectwolfstar]

sirius: i was gonna say we could do a marilyn monroe and john f kennedy roleplay but i’d get too much into it

remus: how?

sirius: because you’d be all sexy and say “come to bed, mr. president,” and i’d be like “i can’t, i need to increase the amount of american military advisors in south vietnam by eighteen.”

#incorrectwolfstar #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #the marauders #sirius x remus #incorect quote #sirius black x remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect remus lupin #incorrect sirius black #moony and padfoot #marauders era #padfoot #remus x sirius #atyd #jegulus #james potter #all the young dudes #crimson rivers #moony #incorrect texts

[batcavescolony]

Zeus: POSEIDON CONTROL YOUR CHILD!

Poseidon: I can do one of two things. I can be the God of the Sea or I can control Perseus Jackson. I cannot possibly do both.

#based on a Teddy Roosevelt quote about his daughter #I can do one of two things. I can be President of the United States or I can control Alice Roosevelt. I cannot possibly do both. #incorect quote #pjo #percy jackson #perseus jackson #teddy roosevelt #rick riordan #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo poseidon #pjo zeus #sally jackson #incorrect pjo quotes #i thought it fit #chb #alice roosevelt #alice roosevelt longworth

[neoarchipelago]

Y/N: ok, serious question, what would you do if I were choking?

Ghost: ... I would pull back two inches-

Soap: *spits drink*

#fanfics #fanfiction #fanfic #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost cod #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley smut #john soap mactavish #incorect quote #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quote cod