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incorrectbatfam · 7 months

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Damian: Father is looking at us. Act natural.

Tim: Spreadsheet, spreadsheet.

Jason: Crime, crime.

Dick: Gotham, Gotham.

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chaoticace2005 · 25 days

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Vox: You played me like a fiddle!

Alastor: Oh no, old friend. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are!

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is-there-an-echo-in-here · 11 months

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#commander cody is captain holt #the clone wars #captain rex #commander cody #star wars #tcw #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 6 months

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Ahsoka: You don’t have a hairdryer in your ship?

Anakin: Have you never met a human before?

Ahsoka, on the phone with Obi-Wan: Master Obi-Wan, do you have a hairdryer in your ship?

Obi-Wan: Of course, I’m not an animal.

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sunflowersloth · 1 year

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wednesday: i’m actually deeply in love with enid and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names.

ajax: why are you telling me this??

wednesday: because no one will believe you.

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waterfire1848 · 2 years

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[ After the Batkids destroyed the manor. ]

Jason: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Jason, as Bruce: Jason, what are you doing?

Bruce, appearing from behind Jason: Jason, what are you doing?

Jason: I conjured him.

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hawkinsincorrect · 21 days

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Robin: I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you at the same time.

Steve: Yeah, that's my sweet spot.

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underqualified-human · 8 months

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*Ace watching as Yuu and Grimm sort through an entire stove-sized box of Valentine's Day letters/gifts*

Ace: What do you do to them? Yuu: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.

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incorrectskywalkers · 9 months

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[anakin, ahsoka and some clones are stood before a burning building after a mission went terribly]

Anakin: ...Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Anakin, imitating Obi-Wan: "Anakin, what are you doing?"

Obi-Wan, appearing from behind them: Anakin, what are you doing?

Anakin: I conjured him.

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incorrect-spiderverse · 10 months

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(After Miles, Gwen, Hobie, and Pavitr destroyed part of Pavitr's dimension.)

Hobie: "Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?"

Hobie, as Miguel: "Hobie, what are you doing?"

Miguel, appearing from behind Hobie: "Hobie, what are you doing?"

Hobie: "I conjured him."

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greghatecrimes · 4 months

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Recently I've been feeling a lot of Kutner love

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Jason: Look, Tim, I’m not gonna waste your time with some lame excuse about why we left you behind, all right? Just the truth.

Jason: Dick and I were taken hostage by an Armenian biker gang and thrown on a cargo ship heading to Asia, but we’re back now. Don’t worry about it.

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veryberryjelly · 7 months

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gone to shit

pairing : jake peralta x fem!reader

prompt : "can i have one more hug?" "aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

your day had been going too well for it to continue.

you had gotten to your local coffee shop before it got too busy, gotten up to the bullpen without getting catcalled by some jackass outside and you and your boyfriend were the only ones in the office which was nice.

it was quiet and the first 30 minutes your day was spent sat opposite jake just talking until your friends and colleagues filtered in through the elevator.

and then everything came crashing down.

multiple people in the holding cell caused the bullpen to be filled with noise which was unsettling.

the coffee you had gotten this morning spilled over your desk and your lap.

your phone had died half way through a conversation with your sister and you knew she wouldn't appreciate it seeming like you hung up on her.

and you had misfiled some evidence and had to talk to holt to fix it.

you hoped he would be in a good mood so this wouldn't end up with you getting reamed out.

unfortunately that was not the case.

while he didnt yell you could sense the annoyance & slight disappointment in his tone as he told you do leave so he could deal with it.

and you did leave.

but instead of heading back to your desk you went to the evidence lock up, heading towards the back corner and sinking down onto the floor, the cool surface bringing you out of your head very slightly.

but it wasnt enough to stop the hot burning tears from falling from your eyes.

this wasnt something you should be getting so upset about, there were people in the world that had it a lot worse than you and here you were crying over the tiniest things.

just because they had happened in quick succession it felt so overwhelming.

you were way too in your own head to notice your name being called quietly into the room.

it was only when you saw a set of shoes infront of you that your attention was pulled from the spiralling thoughts in your head.

your hands instantly lifted to wipe at your cheeks to try and pass it off like you weren't crying.

" woah woah, hey. what's wrong, babe? "

the sound of jake's voice did not relax you as much as usual.

you shook your head, trying to shake off this awful tightness in your chest but that did nothing to calm jake's worry.

he crouched down beside you momentarily before sitting down next to you, knowing that his gaze on you could overwhelm you even further.

his arm dropped to around your shoulders and your head instantly dropped down onto the soft fabric of his hoodie.

" you wanna tell me why you're hiding in the evidence lock up ?" he asked, his fingertips running over the fabric of your shirt.

" everything was just going so well this morning and then i spilled my coffee, the holding cell is so full of jackasses, my phone died and then i misfiled some evidence... it all just went to shit "

his small motions on your shoulder were calming you slightly but not by much, your shoulders were still shaking and you couldnt bring yourself to take a full breath.

jake didn't reply for a few moments but his fingertips kept tracing shapes over your shoulder.

" ok, well these are all easy fixes. rosa has a charger in her desk she'll let you use, the holding cell is thinning out really quickly and you left a spare pair of jeans at my apartment a couple days ago and i brought them to give back to you, so you can change into those. "

how he managed to solve all of your problems so quickly you'll never know, but you were just so grateful.

you turned your body further into his, smiling softly when he wrapped his arm tighter around you and pressed a short kiss onto the top of your head.

" thank you "

" you're welcome, babe " he said quietly.

both of you remained sat on the floor of the evidence lock up for a couple more minutes before jake moved to stand and lead both of you back to the bullpen.

before he could take you outside you pulled him back by his hand, a soft and playful pout resting on your lips.

"can i have one more hug?" you asked, tilting your head back to look up at him.

a grin spread across his face.

"aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

you quickly closed the two feet between the two of you and wrapped your arms around his torso, your head buried against his chest.

another 5 minutes were spent surrounded by weapons in boxes just hugging your boyfriend.

but when you returned to the bullpen, everything seemed a little bit better

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Natasha: Remember how upset you got when Tony ended a text with “thx” instead of thanks?

Steve, visibly upset: Why would you bring that up?!

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chaoticace2005 · 25 days

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Alastor: Susan.

Susan: Hello Alastor. You’re looking grey and sickly.

Alastor: So nice of you to greet us, I thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland.

#yeah wizard of Oz came out after al died but I can imagine someone either at the hotel or Vox sitting him down to watch it #or he was curious early on before he gave up on TVs #source: brooklyn nine nine #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #susan hazbin hotel #Susan hazbin #hazbin hotel alastor

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sunflowersloth · 1 year

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wednesday: be myself? thing, i have one night to win over enid’s parents. how long did it take before you guys started liking me?

xavier: couple weeks.

ajax: six months.

bianca: jury’s still out.

wednesday: see, thing? “be myself”, what kind of garbage advice is that?

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