#incorrect 100 quotes

[canigohomenoow]

batfam on twitter

#tim was 100% the 11 year old that doxxed dick #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #batfamily #dc #batkids #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #dick grayson #barbra gordon #tim drake wayne #damian wayne #damian al ghul #batfam incorrect quotes

[thirdlotusprince3]

Katara: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Zuko: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Katara: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Zuko: but I heard a siren.

Katara: That was Sokka screaming.

#avatar the last airbender #atla #atla incorrect quotes #incorrect atla #incorrect atla quotes #atla katara #atla zuko #atla sokka #zutara #zukka #over 100 likes #incorrect quotes #zuko #sokka #katara

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Hobie: *pulls out a switchblade*

Hobie: "Alright, gang, let's do this!"

Miles: "Woah, since when do you carry a switchblade?!?"

Hobie: "It's a long story, Miles."

[earlier that week]

Hobie: *sees a switchblade in a store window*

Hobie: "Neat."

#hobie 100% does those knife tricks #spinning them on his hand and things #source: archer #spiderverse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse #across the spider verse #spiderverse miles #miles morales #spiderverse hobie #hobie gives zero fucks #hobie brown #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #100

*in the Room of Requirement*

MC, bursting in: I finally did it!

Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?

MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!

Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?

MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!

Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?

MC: Yep.

Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.

MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!

Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...

MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.

The group:

MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!

Sebastian, horrified: 95???

MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!

The group:

MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*

The group:

Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.

#As much as I want to 100% the game there's just so much #I wonder how worried the group would be if they did hear all these tasks the mc had to do #mc lives on coffee and spite #mc spite-completed the game lol #Hundredth quote yayyy #That's quite the milestone! #Thanks for reading my incorrect quotes guys #hogwarts mc #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #poppy sweeting #natsai onai #amit thakkar #hogwarts legacy headcanons #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy

[adeptune01]

Jason: SCREW you Replacement!

Tim: I CANNOT believe you fell for that!

Dick: Whoa- whoa- let's all calm down here! Damian- what happened?

Tim: This numbskull-

Jason: I should just shoot-

Dick: I ASKED DAMIAN! Damian- what happened?

Damian: It has been a long time since Todd frequented fast food establishments and Tim told him that while he was gone McDonalds had recently added to their menu...

Dick: Oh. Oh no.

Jason: Fuck you, Drake, for telling me that there was an "among us" meal at McDonalds. That was the most humiliating experience of my life!

Dick: Tim!

Tim: This is just payback for that time Todd told me he had put fear serum in one of my Kuerig pods and not knowing which one would add "spice to my mornings".

Dick: JASON-

#dick 100% pulled something like this on bruce #when he was robin #so hes not innocent either #the McDonalds employees at 3am #so confused #Jason's in full costume #batfam #batfamily #red hood #dcu #batfam incorrect quotes #dc comics #jason todd #red robin #dick grayson #tim drake #timothy drake #damian al ghul #damian wayne #richard grayson #nightwing #robin #batkids

[greghatecrimes]

Recently I've been feeling a lot of Kutner love

#house md #hate crimes md #greg house #lawrence kutner #incorrect quotes #incorrect house md #an anya original #source: brooklyn nine nine #i love you kutner #100 #hatecrimes nine nine #200 #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts) #500

[suzieloveships]

Vaggie: I'm asking permission to marry your daughter. Lucifer: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you’ve asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

#She thought he was 100% serious #hazbin hotel #hazbin vaggie #hazbin lucifer #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #charlie morningstar #chaggie

[colinhugh3s]

how i picture colin's coming out:

isaac: it's okay that you're gay bruv

jamie: as long as it's not for zava!

sam: love whoever you want to love unconditionally

jamie: except for if it's zava

ted: whatever floats your boat

jamie: but if it's zava i will sink it.

#no but everybody is very accepting 100% i believe it with my whole entire body and soul #(except for if its zava) #ted lasso #ted lasso season 3 #colin hughes #jamie tartt #theodore lasso #sam obisanya #isaac mcadoo #incorrect quotes

[pessimistic-gh0st]

Sirius: Fine. But if Minnie kills us all, I'm going to get James' ghost to teach my ghost how to play the drums just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost

Remus: I'll just hire Regulus' ghost to kick your ghost's ass

Regulus: My ghost won't associate with your ghost

#james would 100% play the drums #and remus and sirius always argue like an old married couple #wolfstar my beloved <3 #remus and regulus' friendship is so important to me #remus would absolutely try to get regulus involved in every joke and prank the marauders are going to do but regulus wouldn't be having it #incorrect marauders quotes #the marauders #marauders #six of crows #my ghost won't associate with your ghost #wolfstar #jegulus #james and sirius #remus and regulus #wesper #kaz and jesper #soc #marauders era #kanej #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #regulus black #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #not my usual content #but oh well

[incorrect-supercorp]

Alex: Imagine you and your partner are at a restaurant or at a shopping center, and you’re trying to figure out where the bathroom is.

Lena: Oh, Kara will not fuck me in a bathroom.

Alex: …

Lena: I’ve tried.

Alex: That is 100% not what I was going to ask you.

#and this is 100% incorrect because kara will totally fuck lena in a bathroom #cue that one fic where they hook up in an airport because of a dating app– #ok i'm shutting up now #supercorp #lena luthor #alex danvers #supergirl #incorrect quotes #supercrack #source: tumblr

[sxphr]

Enid:

Yoko, doing her homework:

Enid:

Enid: I ThInK I like this little life.

Yoko: You and your little life can actually fuck off.

#enid 100% does this at least once a day #wednesday defo dissapeared after it happened 3 times in one day #so now enid has to annoy yoko #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #incorrect wednesday quotes #wednesday #enid #wenclair #yoko tanaka

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Dick: I'm sure wherever Bruce is now, he's looking down on us

Dick: He's not dead, he's just very condescending.

#batman dick grayson #dick grayson #dc dick grayson #dc incorrect quotes #batman #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #this 100% happened while Bruce was missing #dc nightwing #nightwing

[thirdlotusprince3]

*Zuko, walking into the palace* Zuko: Hello, people who do not live here. Toph: Hey. Aang: Hi. Katara: Hello. Suki: Hey! Zuko: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Sokka: We were out of Doritos.

#atla incorrect quotes #incorrect atla quotes #incorrect atla #zuko #toph #aang #katara #suki #sokka #kataang #zukka #sukka #atla #avatar the last airbender #over 100 likes #incorrect quotes

[inkopolis-news-official]

the hate for mint chip icecream is truly appalling

#love this fest btw. 100% on team mint chip #its the BEST #big man #splatoon 3 #deep cut #incorrect quotes #vanilla vs strawberry vs mint chip

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

bau sitting and talking to strauss respectfully in 100:

emily, preparing to pull out the single most disrespectful ma'am she's ever said in her life:

#criminal minds #criminal minds gone wrong #incorrect criminal minds quotes #emily prentiss #100 #bau

[impulseowlll]

*Bart comes running in the room* Bart: Hey, Tim! Have you seen my phone? *Tim looks up from his laptop* Tim: Hey, Bart. No I haven't seen your phone. Go ask our mother. Bart: Okay! *Bart runs into the other room* Bart: Hey, Mom, have you seen my phone? Connor: What did you just call me? Bart: Kon! I called you Kon! Connor: That's what I thought. No I haven't seen your phone, but I can call it. Bart: That would be great! Thanks,Mom! Connor: What did you just call me? Bart: Kon! I called you Kon! Tim from the other room: Super Awesome Mom says what? Connor: What?

#Kon is the mom and no one can convince me otherwise #I 100% believe that they use his Kryptonian name to cover up the fact that they called him Mom #incorrect young justice quotes #incorrect dc quotes #bart allen #tim drake #conner kent #kon el #impulse #dc impulse #robin #superboy #young justice #young just us #young justice 1998 #90s young justice #yj98 #yj trio #90s yj #dc comics #dc #don't tag as ship