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Eddie: You’re the most jealous man I know.
Buck: You know other men?
Eddie: ...
Buck: Answer the question, Edmundo.
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hisbucky · 21 hours
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Eddie: If I had a nickel for every time I almost died in front of the love of my life, I'd have two nickels — which isn't a lot, but it's kind of weird that it happened twice. Buck: ...The love of your life? Eddie, gently squeezes Buck's hand, smiling softly: Yeah, the love of my life. Buck, shyly: W-wow, yeah, okay.
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*buck says something stupid*
Chim: you must have been dropped on your head as a child
Buck: i couldn’t have been, i wasn’t even held!
Chim:
Chim: i can’t tease you when you say things like that
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babygirl-diaz · 17 hours
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Buck: Morning, babygirl Eddie, yawning: Morning. You're up early? Buck: It's a special day Eddie: A special day? Wait, what did I forget? Is it our anniversary? Is it your birthday? Is it MY birthday? Buck: Shhh... Calm down. It's none of that. It's the 7th anniversary of the first time we met. Eddie, pouting: You remember that? Buck: Heck yeah, I do. I fell in love with you the moment I saw you Eddie: Liar. You hated me. Buck: I was pretending to hate you. Eddie: You're such a liar. You hated my guts. Buck, kissing him: Okay, maybe I hated you a little. But I love you now and that's what's important Eddie: Nah, you hated me for half a day and I'm gonna hold that over your head for the rest of our lives.
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emolionsrawr · 1 day
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buck: hey babe can you unsleep me at five? i don't wanna nap that long
tommy: yeah sure eva- wait what did you say?
buck: unsleep me at five?
tommy: do you mean wake me up?
buck: YES THANK YOU I FORGOT THE WORD!
tommy: never change you funky lil weirdo
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starsforbuckley · 2 days
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INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE
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Maddie: Ooh, somebody has a crush.
Buck: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Tommy. I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Buck, very much awake: Uh oh.
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• fandom: 9-1-1
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veryincorrect118 · 2 days
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Buck: How do I make a date really romantic? 
Bobby: Be mysterious. 
Buck: Okay! 
*later, while on a date with Eddie* 
Eddie: So where are we going? 
Buck: None of your fucking business.
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iamharryhale · 14 hours
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Buck: Cooking together is not romantic, move out my fucking way.
Eddie, scrambling the eggs: What the fuck?
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pretty-fishy · 2 days
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Bobby: Okay, who here thought Buck was my actual son?
Bobby: Buck, put your hand down
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military-newsboys · 8 hours
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Eddie: If you hurt Buck, I'll kill you. Tommy: If I hurt Buck, I'll kill myself. Eddie: Not if I kill you first. Buck: Pleasure to watch you two interact as always.
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bellabrady · 3 months
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Buck: It sure is muggy outside this morning.
Chim: I swear to god if I go outside and all our mugs are on the yard…
Buck, sips coffee out of a bowl: What would give you that idea?
Eddie, drinking from a measuring cup: You're so paranoid.
Hen drinking from a blender pitcher: You should talk to someone about that.
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hisbucky · 3 days
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Buck: ... Bobby: ...Buck? Buck: Yeah? Bobby: Do you have something you want to tell me? Buck, gasps: How did you know?! Bobby, trying not to wheeze after literally giving a grown man a piggyback ride the whole day: I didn't want to assume.
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Buck: maddie texted, our parents are visiting next week
Eddie: damn. better call athena, we’re gonna need time to work on my alibi
Buck: your alibi? for what?
Eddie: you didn’t hear the news? your parents were tragically murdered. i, of course, was busy that night as evidenced by my completely legitimate alibi
Buck: you can’t kill my parents, eds
Eddie: *whining* why not??
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babygirl-diaz · 11 hours
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Chimney: Why do you look like someone kicked your puppy? Eddie: Buck forgot my birthday Chimney: Your birthday isn't until tomorrow Eddie: Yeah, but Buck usually does something every day of the week on my birthday week Chimney: And this year he hasn't done anything? I didn't think you were a big birthday person Eddie: I didn't either. I always went all out for Chris' birthday because that made more sense but I guess Buck's just spoiled me Chimney: Why not just ask him if he's forgot your birthday? Eddie: Because that will be weird and make me look desperate. Chimney: Okay, new plan. Ghost him. Eddie: How am I supposed to do that? We live together. Chimney: Hey, I'm just throwing ideas out there. Have you considered the possibility that he's breaking up with you? Edie: I HADN'T UNTIL NOW! ***ELSEWHERE BUCK AND BOBBY*** Buck: I'm going to ask Eddie to marry me tomorrow on his birthday Bobby: And you're asking for my permission? Buck: Why would I do that? You're supposed to be MY dad, not his! Bobby, laughing: Okay, possessive much. So how are you going to do it? Buck: I'm gonna take him to dinner and then ask him. Bobby: Really? Buck: Why did you say it like that? Bobby: I just always imagined your proposal will be a bit more... out there Buck: Like what? You thought I would pretend to kidnap Eddie, and get him to a remote location and propose? Or did you think I would send a fake mugger after mug Eddie and then jump out of a helicopter, save the day, and propose? OR did you think I would pretend to die and then "miraculously" come back to life and propose? Bobby: I hadn't considered any of those a possibility. Because why would I? I just thought you would whisk Eddie away on a romantic getaway and then propose. You know? Something normal that doesn't lead to him kicking your butt and dumping you instead?
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emolionsrawr · 12 hours
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tommy: baby! i found a kitten behind a dumpster
buck: oh my god we HAVE to keep her!!
tommy: i already named her
buck: what's her name?
tommy: ally!
buck:.... i'm never living that down am i?
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