#incorrect amphibia

[absolutely-correct-amphibia]

I've come to make an announcement: Sasha Waybright's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She cut my fucking extension cord. That's right. She took her hot pink fucking sword out and she cut my FUCKING extension cord, and she said she wasn't that person anymore, and I said "do you have any idea what you've DONE!?" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sasha Waybright, you got a small brain. It's the size of this arm except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my head looks like. That's right, baby. Sharp legs, all eyes, no host, look at that, it looks like a disgusting little spider. She cut my extention cord, so guess what, I'm gonna destroy the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER DESTRUCTION LASER! Except I'm not gonna destroy the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm gonna destroy Amphibia with the MOOOON! How do you like that, OLIVIA? I AM THE BIG RED MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before my red-orange eyeballs hit the fucking lilypad, now get out of my FUCKING sight before I take possession of you too!

#amphibia #incorrect amphibia #the core #darcy wu #s: snapcube's sonic adventure 2 dark path dub #amphibia spoilers #all in #the hardest thing

[camomile-t]

marcy, 9am: im so sorry

anne: it’s okay marce, you’ve apologised before

marcy, 10 am: im sorry

anne: i know, it’s okay

marcy, 11 am: im so so sorry

anne: babe, i know. it’s okay. you can stop apologising

marcy, 12pm: im really sorry

anne: marcy, please stop apologising

marcy, 1pm: im-

anne: STOP! THE WORD SORRY IS BANNED!

marcy: …

marcy: apologies

#amphibia #marcanne #incorrect amphibia #incorrect amphibia quotes #incorrect quotes

[scrabbleknight]

I found out I wrote a piece of dialogue for SatF True Colours that brings up Andrias's long lifespan. This was a few months before All In btw.

Behold, my piece of the past!

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Andrias: I never was able to gain an heir. So once I’m gone, all the effort done by my lineage would disappear like ash. Which is why I found ways to extend my time in Amphibia.

Sasha: *chuckles* You couldn’t get a kid? Let me guess; it’s because your little Johnny is a tad too little, right?

Hop Pop: Sasha! That’s inappropriate!

Sasha: Oh, come on! I mean, look at him! He’s a freaking giant! It’s gotta compensate for something!

*Andrias pulls out his flaming sword.*

Sasha: Okay, that's definitely compensating for it.

Andrias: I’m going to kill you now.

Sasha: Alright, that’s fair.

#satf #sasha and the frogs #amphibia #amphibia au #incorrect amphibia quotes #incorrect amphibia #king andrias #sasha waybright #hopadiah plantar #hop pop plantar #true colors #all in #amphibia all in #fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic update #amphibia true colors

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Bruce always liked me best.

Dick: That’s because he has terrible taste.

#source: amphibia #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Mike: Vanessa, hurry!

Vanessa: I... I just need to-

The Yellow Rabbit: *Stabs her*

The Yellow Rabbit: Now look what you’ve made me do.

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Amphibia #Mike Schmidt #Vanessa Afton #The Yellow Rabbit #William Afton #Spring Bonnie #Rare serious/nonfunny quote #Like I said in the earlier post I’ve had this for a while—and really wanted to post it #FNaF Movie #Five Night’s At Freddy’s Movie

[greenapplebling]

Goon, is hidden:

(Damian) Robin: Please, come out. I promise I won't hurt you

Goon:

Robin: Please, I'll love you, you'll be my best friend!

Goon, so shocked they come out: ??

Robin: *immediately knocks them out*

Batman: What- what kind of tactic is that?

Robin, looking him dead in the eye: Love is the cruelest weapon, father

Batman:

*later*

Dick, on the phone: What do you mean Damian isn't allowed to watch Amphibia anymore?

Bruce: Just listen

Damian on the background: *muffled* Eat the rich!!

Dick:

Dick: Ok, I see your point but-

#favorite Damian hc? #he likes to quote cartoons #dc #batfam #batfamily #batkids #batbros #batdad #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #batman #robin #nightwing #bruce wayne #damian wayne #dick grayson #amphibia reference #source: none #would dick be able to convince bruce of letting damian watch amphibia? #who knows

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Demo: What was that noise?

Pyro: *hiding behind Demo* Buhmuh gah?

Demo: Don't be ridiculous, bairn! Basement ghosts don't sound anything like that.

#source: amphibia #TF2 Demo #TF2 Pyro #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Emily: I’m just grateful for the peace and quiet, I can finally hear myself think.

Emily’s Thoughts: Did you leave the kettle on? The door unlocked? Will you die alone?

Emily: …Well, this was a mistake.

#the devil wears prada #incorrect quotes #incorrect dwp quotes #emily charlton #source: amphibia

[yourpostisonpinterest]

@incorrectfrogs

i found your post on pinterest!

#amphibia #amphibia incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #marcy wu #sasha waybright #marcanne #sashanne #calamity trio #pinterest #gimmick blog #yourpostisonpinterest

[yaboirezzy]

Hop Pop: So, all three of us agree that we all hate humans, correct?

Eda: Yes. They're greedy, malicious, backstabbing fuckers who can't be trusted or left alive!

Scratch: *nods* The only good human around here is a dead human!

Anne, Luz, and Molly: *casually playing pass the ball in the play pen*

Hop Pop: *clears throat* Except those three

Eda: Obviously, those ones are special

Scratch: And if anyone hurt or look at them the wrong way, we will leave zero evidence

(Medicated AU be like....or something idk)

#yup i still remember them fellas #amphibia #the owl house #the ghost and molly mcgee #au #medicated au #? #hop pop plantar #eda clawthorne #scratch mcgee #anne boonchuy #luz noceda #molly mcgee #incorrect quotes

[absolutely-correct-amphibia]

Sasha: YOU BETTER COME BACK ALIVE, BOONCHUY!

Anne:

#amphibia #incorrect amphibia #anne boonchuy #sasha waybright #amphibia spoilers

[raendrs]

iqg gave me the perfect prompt

+BONUS !

(in sasha's defense, she WAS on her phone)

#get rekt sash #matching the shows style was hella fun #the original version i had in my mind had sasha swear more #i love sasha btw but shes also a loser in my head ^^ #incorrect quotes #amphibia #sasha waybright #anne boonchuy #sprig plantar #maybe a bit of #sashanne #there at the end #amphibia fanart #raendraws

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: You saved us all.

Casey: Well if you all died, who would I embezzle money from?

#they have Canadian quarters that they found in the drain #what makes you think they have money Jones?? #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: amphibia #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #casey jones

[ladymiraclewings]

Sir Pentious: I feel like everyone on this airship is suspicious, Miss Bomb, except you! Cherri Bomb: But Pentious, I think YOU'RE suspicious! Sir Pentious: NOOOOOOOOOO!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sir pentious #cherri bomb #source: amphibia

[hadesisqueer]

Amphibia textposts

#amphibia #amphibia textposts #anne boonchuy #sprig plantar #tiny sprig #marcy wu #sasha waybright #hop pop #darcy amphibia #marcanne #sashanne #sashannarcy #incorrect quotes #amphibia grime

[wiverntiles]

Marcy: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Marcy: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies. Anne: Socks are Feetie Heaties. Sprig: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties. Polly: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies. Hop Pop: Stamps are Lickie Stickies. Sasha: I hate you guys so much.

#amphibia #amphibia incorrect quotes #wivern's incorrect quotes #marcy wu #anne boonchuy #sprig plantar #polly plantar #hop pop plantar #sasha waybright #did i do this one already #i hope not