#incorrect aphmau quotes

[www-librarytearoom-com]

Dante, to anyone he's dating: nah, don't even worry about it! Gene wouldn't hurt a fly

Gene to Sasha and Zenix: okay we need to find their background, their address, their place of work-

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[incorrectaphmaudilfquotes]

Terry: This is definitely an affect of drugs.

Michael: Again, I am not a dru-

Terry: Shut up, drug. You are a drug. Don't deceive me.

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[a-comic-relief-plot-device]

Derek: It's a good idea... if you're trying to get us killed. Can't you think of things that are actually supposed to help us?

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[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

goofies

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[twisted-dork]

Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #24 SwapDaki!Yuu’s Ship

SwapDaki!Yuu: Lilia, you're under arrest.

Lilia: Wait, what? Why?

SwapDaki!Yuu: For stealing Giyuu!Yuu's heart.

Giyuu!Yuu: Did you just hit on Lilia for me?

SwapDaki!Yuu: I'm tired of WAITING, Giyuu!Yuu.

*SwapDaki!Yuu in a gremlin voice*: My ship will sail

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[radi8290]

crawling back to tumblr because MCD has once again taken over my every waking thought

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[dragonflavoredcake]

Grian and Mumbo: *sulking after an argument*

Scar: Okay, Grian, Mumbo, I need you two to make out now.

Grian and Mumbo:

Scar: I mean make up now.

Grian: *screeches with laughter*

Mumbo: Excuse me?!

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #grian #mumbo jumbo #gtws #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #no braincells trio #desert duo #grumbo #hermitcraft #hermitblr #source: aphmau

[mybrainsrottingwithmcd]

*Garroth and Laurence flirting with each other yet again*

Dante: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Garroth: 100%.

Laurence: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Dante: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Laurence. I fucking wonder.

#Dantes sick of their shit #man had to share a watch tower and a living space with them #probably got an eyefull of their homoerotesism #mcd #minecraft diaries #minecraft roleplay #aphmau #dante mcd #garroth ro'meave #laurence zvhal #garrence #garroth x laurance #incorrect quotes

[iridiss]

#just realized I never posted these #aphmau #mcd #mystreet #mcd vylad #vylad ro’meave #aphmau vylad #incorrect quotes #Gene x Sasha x Zenix #Aphmau Gene #aphmau Sasha #aphmau Zenix #aphmau Reese #sketch #art #digital art #Mystreet reese #(looks at mystreet shadow knights) ain’t no way they not poly

[somnas-writes]

Garroth: if you get in a fight, which comes out first; the divine warrior in you or the Phoenix drop in you?

Aphmau: the gun, bitch

#minecraft diaries #mcd #aphverse #aphblr #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes #mcd aphmau #mcd incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #aphmau #mcd garroth #garroth romeave #my ‘give aph a Glock agenda’

[the-names-catastrophe]

Shiro: "You know you could've asked, right? I've spent my whole life with him-"

Lance: "Do you know how weird that would be-"

Shiro: "It's not weird now, is it?"

Lance: "-to go up to you and be like "Heyy, Shiro. Your bro have frecks?""

Keith: "Yeah, especially coming from you, Lance, just out of nowhere"

#incorrect quotes #incorrect voltron quotes #klance #keith x lance #takashi shirogane #shiro vld #lance mcclain #lance vld #keith kogane #keith vld #source: aphmau

[www-librarytearoom-com]

Therapist: Okay Lady Aphmau, you signed up for group therapy?

Aphmau: yes

Therapist: Okay, you can call in your group now

The entire mcd cast walks in:

Therapist:

Therapist: I'm gonna need more books and quills.

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[incorrectmidquotes]

Leif: Hey, don't cry. I'm going to kill you, okay?

#aphmau mid #aphmau my inner demons #incorrect quotes

[load-theloading-artist]

Hello, hello, it's i, Load! With another post!

Some incorrect quotes this time, Enjoy! 💜

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Leif: "You seem familiar. Have i threatened you before?"

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Leif: "when someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, taking a look around a room and saying 'haven't decided yet' is a good response"

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Leif: "I'd offer moral support, but i have questionable morals."

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Leif: "I was arrested for being too cool!"

Rhys: "The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence."

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Noi: "Bad things keep happening to me, like i have bad luck or smthin!"

Leif: "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things keep happening to you is because you're a dumbass."

Noi: "Hey!"

--

Noi: "Leif! Help me!"

Leif: "Got two words for you."

Noi: "Bet they won't be helpful."

Leif: "Your problem."

Noi: "I was right!"

--

Rhys: "You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but i made a mistake."

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Noi: "Whatcha call a fish with no eye?"

Rhys, without looking: "myxine circifrons"

Noi:

Noi: "Fsh"

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Ava: "How would you rate your pain?"

Leif: "Zero stars, would NOT recommend."

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Leif: "Good morning, fellow idoits."

Rhys: "Good morning."

Leif: "No, nono, not you, you're not an idiot."

Rhys: "You underestimate me."

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Ava: "Where are you going?"

Leif: "To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on my way there!"

--

Leif: "Don't worry, i have a few knives up my sleeve."

Ava: "Don't you mean 'tricks'?"

Leif, pulling out a blade: "No, *chuckle* I do not."

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Ava: "You know.. I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works."

Leif, drinking an abomination: "Why's that?"

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Noi: "If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, i think that'd be a neat noise."

Leif: "I beg to differ -"

Noi: "Then beg"

--

Noi: *enters room on the verge of panic*

Ava: "What happened?"

Leif, following behind him: "Nobody died."

Ava: "WHAT KINDA ANSWER IS THAT?!"

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Leif: "i am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen!"

Ava: "Really? Name one law!"

Leif: "Don't kill people?"

Ava: "That's on me. I set the bar too low."

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Rhys: "What's the height of stupidity to you??"

Leif, turning to noi: "How tall are you?"

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Noi: "If Leif and i were drowning, who would you save?"

Rhys: "Can't you two swim?"

Leif: "It's a hypothetical question. Who would ya save?"

Rhys: "My time and effort."

--

Leif: "Who thinks i can fit 15 marshmellows in my mouth??"

Rhys: "You're a hazard to society."

Noi: "And a coward, DO TWENTY!"

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Ava: "I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone."

Leif: "Mine just says, 'Leif no.'"

Ava: "I want you to apply that to every, possible, situation."

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Rhys: "The power seems to have gone out-"

Leif: "Don’t worry, I got this."

Leif: *shakes mirage rapidly and she starts to light up*

Ava: "Wha-?"

Noi: "She swallowed a glow stick!"

Ava, on the verge of tears: "OmG-"

--

Rhys: "OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!"

Leif: *Climbing* "THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!"

--

Rhys: "I have the sharpest memory here, name one time I forgot something!"

Asch: "You left me and Leif in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago."

Rhys: "I said something I forgot, try again."

--

Asch: "ARE YOU-"

Leif: "Fucking."

Asch: "KIDDING ME?! YOU-"

Leif: "Fucking."

Asch: "IDIOT!"

Ava: "…What was that?"

Leif: "Rhys banned Asch from swearing, so I’m helping him out."

--

Rhys, in a room with the others: "It’s calm in here…"

Rhys: "It scares me."

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Noi: "I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people."

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Lorelai: Hi, sorry! But who's this? My friend changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

Ava: What's mine?

Lorelai: Dwarf

Ava: I'm not that short!!

Lorelai: Oh hi Ava!!

Ava: LORELAI!

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Ava: "Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was a preteen!"

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Ava: "Fine! I don't give a shit!"

Leif: "You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit."

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Asch: "Come on, Prisoner! How many times do I have to apologize?"

Ava: "Once!"

Asch: "...No."

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Leif: "Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions."

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Ava: "Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does not sound lovely, no thank you."

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Leif: "There’s no 'I' in team, but there is one in pizza."

Noi: "So, you’re not going to share?"

Leif: "I’m not going to share."

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Lorelai: "I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter 'A'!"

Rhys: "You thought you did something there, didn’t you? Well, my condolences, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon."

Asch: "Fuck you."

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Asch, playing minecraft: "Hey, can you bring me the hoe?"

Noi: "Yeah, sure."

*A few minutes later*

Noi: "Here you go!"

Asch:

Noi:

Leif: "Why am I here?"

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Leif: "Would you take a bullet for me?"

Noi: "…yes?"

*Asche angrily burst into the room*

Leif: *running away* "Great, thanks!"

--

Leif: "Ah, ready for another fantastic day of being better than Noi."

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Lorelai: "I'm having problems with a guy…"

Leif: "Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?"

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Lorelai: "I fell—"

Leif: "From heaven?"

Lorelai: "No, I literally fell—"

Leif: "In love with me the moment you saw me?"

Lorelai: "MY ARM IS BROKEN!"

Leif: "Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest."

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Lorelai: "I owe you one!"

Leif: "Sweet, You can date me and we’ll call it even."

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Rhys: "Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense."

Leif: "I’ve got plenty of common sense!"

Leif: "I just choose to ignore it."

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Ava: "I’m sad…"

Noi: "Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das."

Noi: "And das not good."

Ava:

Noi:

Ava: "Lorelai taught you that one, didn't she?"

Noi: "yup! :3"

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Random daemos: "Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?"

Leif: "Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests."

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Leif: "Today is a day of running through hurdles."

Noi: "Don't you mean jumping OVER hurdles??"

Leif: "Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it."

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Asch: "So, did everyone learn their lesson?"

Pierce: "No."

Leif: "I may have actually forgotten one."

Noi: "Also no."

Asch: "Good, neither did I."

Rhys: *Exhausted sigh*

--

Noi: "I was thinking I'd do some magic -"

Leif: "You? Magic? Noi, it says 'talent' show."

--

Leif: "Hold on, I can explain!"

Rhys: "Really? Can you now?"

Leif: "I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie."

--

Noi: "Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! "

Lorelai: *laughing* "That doesn't exist!"

Leif: "Not with that attitude."

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And that's all i have for now!! Hope you enjoyed!! ^^

#my inner demons aphmau #aphmau my inner demons #my incorrect demons #my inner incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #NO I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD SO MANY LEIF INCORRECT QUOTES #He's just so Incorrectable i guess?

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

Garroth: So that’s my plan.

Laurence: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Garroth: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Laurence: It fucking sucks.

Garroth: That’s not constructive criticism.

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[cherrilemon]

Katelyn: Stressed.

Zane: Depressed.

Travis: Possessed.

Aphmau: Obsessed.

Garroth: Impressed.

Kawaii~Chan: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Kawaii~Chan: I just wanted to join in.

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