mingi: but it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
yunho: exactly!
yunho: unisex!
mingi: maybe you need sex.
mingi: i had sex a couple days ago.
yunho: no!
yunho: no, mingi!
yunho: u-n-i-sex.
mingi: well, i ain't gonna say no to that.
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Seonghwa, teaching Hongjoong to drive: Okay so you're driving when Yunho and Wooyoung walk in front of you. Quick, what do you hit?
Hongjoong: Definitely Wooyoung, I could never hurt Yunho.
Seonghwa, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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San: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body'
Yeosang: *bored* Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them'
Jongho: Now that's a threat!
Yunho: *covering Mingi's ears in horrified silence*
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Jongho: so you’re telling me I’m supposed to squeeze the stress ball and not just throw it at whoever is stressing me out?
Yeosang, consoling San: yes
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Yeosang, on the phone: Hey Yunho, can I borrow 5000 bucks?
Yunho, putting his phone on speaker: Why the hell do you need 5000 bucks?
Yeosang: For an escape room.
Yunho: What kind of escape room costs 5000 bucks?
Yeosang: ...
Yeosang: Jail.
Seonghwa, screaming from across the room: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
Yeosang: Nothing legal.
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mingi, plucking flower petals: yunho loves me
mingi: he loves me not
mingi: he loves me
mingi, plucking the last petal: he loves me not
mingi: :c
yunho, rushing over with his arms full of more flowers: WHO SAID THAT IMMA FIGHT THEM
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No one:
Literally no one:
Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*
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Seonghwa: we all have our demons
Seonghwa grabbing HongJoong: this one’s mine
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Hongjoong: What are you two arguing about now?!
Seonghwa: Go on. Tell him what you did this time.
Wooyoung: NOTHING. You just hate me cause I have big brown beautiful demonic eyes and kindness in my heart!!
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Wooyoung: I would seriously die for my juniors.
Also Wooyoung: If they don't do a full 90° bow when they see me I am gonna smack their a*ses
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Wooyoung: knock knock
Hongjoong: leave me alone
Wooyoung: leave me alone who?
Hongjoong: that's not how that- never mind
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hongjoong: one thing i learned when i was in couples therapy was—
yunho: who were you in couples therapy with?
hongjoong: not important.
yunho: was it seonghwa?
hongjoong: not important.
yunho: ...it was seonghwa.
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Hongjoong: the printer broke when we were printing wooyoung's birthday invitations.
Seonghwa: well, what were they supposed to say?
Hongjoong: “wooyoung's birthday”
Seonghwa: and what do they say now?
Hongjoong: “wooyoung's bi”
Seonghwa:
Yeosang: wait, this could still work—
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Yunho: I wish you could block people in real life
Seonghwa: Restraining order
Jongho: Murder
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Hongjoong: we saw you fall
Mingi: I didn’t fall, I was hugging the ground
Hongjoong: with tears in your eyes?
Mingi:
Mingi: it was a very emotional moment
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Wooyoung: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Jongho: Why?
Wooyoung: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Seonghwa.
Jongho: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
Wooyoung: Jongho, you have opened my eyes.
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