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mamaspidershit · 1 day

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Peter: I thought Maria was your girlfriend? Natasha: What? Natasha, looking at the group: who else thought Maria was my girlfriend? Natasha: Maria, put your hand down.

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floilee · 2 days

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Kate: You worry too much, little killer.

Yelena: What did you expect, Kate Bishop? Everyone I care about likes to throw themselves into danger.

Kate: You do that too.

Yelena: But it's different.

Kate: How different?

Yelena: Didn't you hear the first time?

Kate:...

Yelena: I'm very talented!

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gay-jewish-bucky · 2 months

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Bucky, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Steve I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!

Steve, Oblivious and Dumb: ...When did you meet someone else named Steve?

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marvel-lous-guy · 8 months

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Tony: here, hold this *hands Peter a wrench*

Peter: *now holding 17 wrenches* I think I'm gonna drop it

Tony: You're fine

*loud clang and crash*

Peter: I dropped it

Clint: *from the vents* 16! I repeat, he can hold 16 wrenches! Who had the bet for 16?

Tony: Damn it! You couldn't have held one more wrench, kid!?

Peter: ...what is going on?

Steve: *from upstairs* BUCKY WON! AGAIN!

Clint: DAMN YOU BARNES!

Tony: Thats 4 rounds Barnes has won now! How does he do it!?

Bucky: *from upstairs* I'M JUST A REALLY GOOD GUESSER

Clint: This is bullshit! He's cheating!

Peter: Not that I understand remotely what's going on... but how would he cheat?

Clint: Well I dont know that! If I knew how you could cheat at this bet dont ya think I'd have won by now!

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auroraromaximoff · 1 month

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Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?

Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.

Wanda: You know normal Latin?

Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.

Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!

Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me

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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months

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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion

Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all

Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion

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ironrad · 1 year

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Morgan crying:

Peter: What’s wrong Maguna?

Morgan: Dad said you’re about to turn 20

Peter confused:

Morgan crying harder: Spiders can ONLY live up to 20 years

Peter: Awe, it’ll be fine. I’m not really a spider.

Peter frantically whispering to Tony: it’ll be fine, right?

Tony shrugging: I’m not a biologist.

Peter sweating profusely:

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spideyspetertingle · 6 months

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Peter: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. Stark: Underoos, you CANNOT use our collective trauma to get out of school

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 11 months

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Y/N, over text: baby i need you right now

Y/N: in the bedroom

Natasha, over text: i’ll be right there ;)

Natasha upon entering the room: Y/n... why are you standing on a chair?

Y/N, crying: There’s a spider and I need you to get rid of it for me

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upon-a-starry-night · 11 months

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Marvel Incorrect Quotes

*Y/n being interviewed*

Interviewer: So y/n, what makes you happy?

Y/n: Natasha

Interviewer: awee. okay- What makes you scared?

Y/n:... Natasha

Interviewer: oh? okay.. uhm. What turns you on?

Y/n:*sweating profusely*... N- Natasha

Interviewer: are you going to answer Natasha to every question

Y/n: *on the verge of tears* N- n-

interviewer: -No?

Y/n: *softly* ᴺᵃᵗᵃˢʰᵃ

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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james: i want to make my parents proud of me

sirius: i want to make my parents shake their heads disappointedly and ask ‘where did i go wrong’

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mamaspidershit · 1 day

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Natasha: Go to sleep. Peter, getting up: Okay. Wanda: What the hell?!?! I asked you like 20 times. Clint: So did I! Peter: Well, Nat scares me and I'm older than you. [points to Wanda] Wanda: No, you're not! I'm literally older than you!

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floilee · 1 day

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(Mid of a mission)

*Kate calling*

Yelena answering: Peter's listening, don't say anything that will get him excluded from our next movie screening.

Kate: Pet, what do you think we're doing?

Peter: I don't know. Something like nerd and idiot apparently.

Kate perplexed: She thinks I'm a nerd and an idiot?

Peter: Don't worry. She's into it, every time something geeky comes out of your mouth she seems to want to sit on your face immediately.

Yelena rolls her eyes: We're still on a mission.

Kate: That doesn't mean that truths shouldn't be told.

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gay-jewish-bucky · 2 months

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Bucky: I liked you first!

Steve: Well, I said “I love you” first!

Bucky: [gets down on one knee] I proposed first.

Steve: Well, I- Wait, what?

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Bucky: *runs to Y/n with open arms*

Teen reader: *moves out of the way*

Bucky: Hey, what was that for?

Teen reader: I thought you were going to hit me, what were you doing?

Bucky: I was going to hug you

Teen reader now confused: Why would you hug me?

Bucky: WHY WOULD I HIT YOU????

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auroraromaximoff · 1 year

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Wanda: There's a word to describe our situation you know

Natasha: Starts with an L...

Y/n: Lesbians!

Yelena: *Wheeze*

Natasha: Lost, y/n, we are lost...

Yelena: Technically she wasn't wrong!

Wanda: Amongst other things, we are lost

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