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katethewriter · 11 months

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Natasha: The name is Natasha Romanoff, aka your second wife.

Y/n: Wait, what happened to my first wife?

Nat: Nothing you can prove. 😏

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incorrectbuckynatquotes · 4 months

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Bucky: Hey Tasha, marry me!

Bucky: I mean Merry Christmas, oops stupid autocorrect haha!

Natasha: James, this is a verbal conversation-

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djcanipe99 · 1 year

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Peter : [They are taking gear from the lost and found room] Tony, is this not theft?

Tony: It's the Lost and Found, man. Come on. Some guy dropoped 10 bucks on the street and you were to pick it up, would that be theft?

Peter: Yes.

Tony: What if he didn't know it was missing?

Peter: Then I'd give it to charity of something.

Tony : Peter , you are a charity.

Peter: So is this the bit where you say "I told you so"?

Tony: No, this is where I say that without the booze I wouldn't even have the guts to do that jump. As your coach, I think you're crazy.

Peter: I don't know what I was thinking.

Tony : But as your friend, I say you gotta do it. This is your moment.

a deer walks into the bedroom]

Tony : Sweetheart.

Natasha : Mmm?

Tony : Go over to the window right now and open it as wide as you can.

Natasha : Please let me sleep.

Tony: I think your foster mother's here from Russia , and she needs to leave. Open the window now.

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 4 months

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romanoffshouse · 6 months

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[Natasha speaking Russian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Tony: You speak Russian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"

Y/N: She says it a lot.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.

Clint: What does that mean?

Natasha: His father was a slut too.

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 3 months

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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.

Y/N: I’ll call him.

Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—

Bucky: Hey, doll.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?

Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…

Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!

Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational

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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 2 months

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Nat: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’

Y/n: bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’

Nat: Now that’s a threat!

The rest of the Avengers: *horrified silence*

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of-many-incorrect-quotes · 4 months

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Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy

Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know

Y/N: *lovingly* I know

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lesbian-deadpool · 4 months

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Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*

Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!

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literaryavenger · 18 days

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Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??

Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.

Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"

Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!

Steve:

Y/N:

Steve:

Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.

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incorrectmarvelquote · 4 months

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Peter: Sometimes Tony asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’

Peter: He is never very interested in my thought process

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N: Can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?

Yelena: What’s the rule?

Y/N, sighing: No cake after dinner.

Yelena: No, that’s Nat’s rule. My rule is that you need to bring me a slice as well.

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romanoffshouse · 27 days

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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*

Y/N: Do you like me?

Natasha: I MARRIED YOU

Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?

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