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adumpofdumbstuff · 3 months

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Because y’all liked my first one so much…

Greg: Is that a hickey?

Sherlock: What? No! It’s a mosquito bite!

John: Morning, Greg!

Greg: Morning, mosquito.

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 10 months

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John: We don't want any trouble

Sherlock, under his breath: I do

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spn-lesbian · 2 years

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Greg: I kind of have a crush on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Sherlock: rip the bandage off

Greg: it’s your brother

Sherlock: put the bandage back on

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mercyraph · 1 year

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Sherlock headcanon

Okay so you know how a month after John gets married, Sherlock gets a girlfriend? And it's shows how much he really knows about relationships because he tries to propose not even a month after meeting Janine?

But like imagine, Janine was in on it the whole time. Like you know, 2 weeks after the wedding, Janine gets a call from him and he's like "go on a date with me." And Janine's immediately like, "uhm,, I think this is for John,,,uh, do you want me to forward this to him?" Because, yeah, she knows. You can't make that love letter best man speech and expect no one to know. So sherlock explains it, why she's in a prime position and everything and she's like, "hmm okay what do I get in return?"

And he's like "didn't you just hear? Big diamond ring, very authentic, get you a cottage in the suburbs."

And she's like "hmmm,,, okay, let's go make your biyfriend jealous."

Cut scene to her in Sherlock's shirt coming out of Sherlock's room and joining him for bath and kissing him. She gets the footage of John's reactions later from Mycroft.

Bonus: the bath scene.

Janine: *standing on one corner* what's he doing now?

Sherlock: *completely submerged in the tub* how should I know?

Sherlock:...

Sherlock: making tea.

Sherlock: how did he react?

Sherlock: stop laughing!

Sherlock: and seriously, 'Sherl'? He's never going to let me live that down.

Janine: oh sherl

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it-happened-once-in-a-meme · 11 months

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This one's for the Johnlock shippers :)

A shot of Sherlock running, the video freezes and John's voice takes over: There Sherlock was, trying to catch the girl. And by that I mean that we were trying to get hold of a female serial killer. And Sherlock was running too fast.

(The video resumes.)

John: I'll meet you around the corner, honey.

(Source: me-e-eh u u uh u 🎵)

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refrigeratedboombursts · 2 years

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John: Do you want to hear it, or do you just want to be a smart-arse?

Sherlock: I want to be a smart-arse.

Sherlock, holding his hand out: Hi, I'm Sherlock Holmes. We clearly haven't met before.

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shezza-n-jim · 2 years

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Sherlock explaining the fall to John: Moriarty said think fast then shot himself

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bens-moms-are-lesbinems · 9 months

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Seb: where are you going?

Jim: either to get ice cream or commit a felony, i’ll decide in the cab.

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saturncodedstarlette · 1 year

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Detective!Ghost : Punch me in the face!

Y/N : …punch you? 🤨

Detective!Ghost, points to his face : Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn’t you hear me?

Y/N, squints : I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

Detective!Ghost, rolls his eyes : Oh, for god’s sakes.

Detective!Ghost, smacks them hard across the face :

Y/N, gasps : 😨😵‍💫

Y/N, returns the punch to his face :

Detective!Ghost, stumbles a bit : Thank you. That was …that was…

Y/N, continues to punch him in the gut :

Y/N, puts Ghost in a headlock : You ought to remember, Ghost, I was a soldier! I killed people!

Detective!Ghost, struggles to break free : You were a doctor!

Y/N, grips harder : I had bad days!

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strangesthirdeye · 7 months

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Sherlock:*opens the body bag*

John: *shocked because he saw Y/n in a body bag with airpods in her ears*

also John: uhm.. Sherlock, shouldn't the clothes or items related to the corpse be separated?

Sherlock: *groan in frust* Y/n! How many times have I told you not to sleep in a body bag!

Y/n: *gets up and yawns while stretching her hands and cracking her spine* nice bed ever

John:...

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iamreallysherlocked · 1 year

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John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

John: ...

John: Fuck you.

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 1 year

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John and Sherlock: *staring out the window*

Mycroft: What are you doing??

John: Sherlock broke the tv so we're watching a couple break up across the street

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spn-lesbian · 2 years

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Sherlock: I DO WHAT I WANT

Greg: I’m calling John

Sherlock: no wait

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mercyraph · 1 year

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Okay so in the last episode, Eurus reveals that Redbeard as a dog is just how Sherlock's brain rewrote trauma.

Months after they "saved" Eurus, Sherlock is suffering. He's finding it hard to believe what's real and often conducts reality checks in secret. It's usually doubting whether or not John and Rosie are actually real, and several times where Mycroft had been part of the doubt. Finally, he breaks when John and Rosie are around. He had hurt himself to know it was real.

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shyjusticewarrior · 8 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 134

Jason: We here?

Tim: Two streets away, but this'll do.

Jason: For what?

Tim: Punch me in the face.

Jason: Punch you?

Tim: Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?

Jason: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

Tim: Oh, for god's sake. *punches him*

Jason: *punches him back*

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whispersfrom221b · 9 months

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Sherlock: Are you sure you want to wear … this?

John: What's wrong with it? Those are my normal clothes.

Sherlock: Exactly.

John: We're just going to have dinner somewhere.

Sherlock: If that's how you talk to all of your dates, it's no wonder that you're still single.

John: Date?

Sherlock: Yes, John, date.

John: We're going on a … date. You and I. Did I miss something? When did we decide to go on a date?

Sherlock: You asked me not four hours ago if we want to have dinner at Angelo's today. I agreed and you said, and I quote, "Great. It's a date."

John: That's a phrase.

Sherlock: I should have known that after your hundreds of attempts to find a wife, agreeing on a date turned into a phrase to you. Stupid, Sherlock.

John: No, I mean it. It's actually a phrase. But we could, if you like. You know, make it a real date.

Sherlock: Is that another phrase?

John: No, that's me asking you out.

Sherlock: For romantic purposes?

John: That's the general idea behind dating.

Sherlock: Fine.

John: Good. That's… good. Great, actually. Just give me a second and I will change in something different.

Sherlock: No need, the first impression is already ruined.

John: Dating you is going to be fun.

Sherlock: Of course. Everything with me is fun.

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