Charles: Rosa hasn't answered her phone all day, she must be asleep or something.
Gina: Rosa never sleeps in, let me try.
Charles: Oh please, like she'll answer you over me -
Rosa, instantly: Hello?
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Amy: Can I be frank with you guys?
Jake: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Charles: Can I still be Charles?
Rosa: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Jake: I didn't drink that much last night.
Rosa: You were flirting with Amy.
Jake: So what? They're my partner.
Rosa: You asked if they were single.
Rosa: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Amy: You should always say “Please” and “Thank you”.
Rosa,to Charles: Please shut the fuck up. Thank you.
Amy: Not exactly what I had in mind, but you can’t deny progress.
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Season 1, Episode 11, Where Jake is in Charge of Holt's Security
Captain Holt: Peralta, I have a lot of work to do. So you'd like to go out and do whatever you like to do, it's okay with me.
Jake: I don't know, Captain. If you got carved up and killed there'd be a big black mark in my personnel file.
Jake: That didn't come out quite right.
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* Gina and Amy finding a dead body after breaking into some guys office *
Amy: * calmly * That's not good...
Gina: Oh, my gosh! What do we do?! There's a dead body! And we got our DNA all over shit! I'm freaking out!
Amy: * heavy breathing * I know...wait, you got your DNA everywhere...how?!
Gina: * calmly * Amy, you're stressing me out. You need to calm down. So, what I touched a few items. It's all good.
Amy: I'M STRESSING YOU OUT?!?!
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*Bruce talking to Dick and Jason after a mission*
Bruce: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.
Dick: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.
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James: No Sirius, you're fine. Just be yourself.
Sirius: Be myself? James, I have one day to win over Remus's dad. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Peter: Couple weeks.
Remus: Six months.
Regulus: Jury's STILL out.
Sirius: See, James? "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that? I hope you're not telling Harry that crap.
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The middle section of Nimona was basically:
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Dick, back from an undercover mission: "All right, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed."
Steph: "Won't take long. Only three things happened. Jason chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week."
Jason: "Lithen up, theeven. I'm Thorry, did I thay thumthing amuthing to you? Anther me, you thun of a birth!"
Duke: "Number two, Stephanie and Damian wore the same outfit to work one day."
Steph: "How does it look better on you?"
Jason: "And Bruce banned headphones while masks are on, due to the Tim Incident."
Tim, rolling his eyes, shouting across the Cave: "I like listening to music sometimes! Patrol gets boring!"
Dick: "Great recap."
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Jake: Your secret is safe with me.
Charles: You dissociated mid sentence and didn't hear a thing I said.
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Gina: Wow, Rosa, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Rosa: We literally slept together yesterday.
Gina: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Everyone: *chatting around the dining room table for a family dinner*
Tommy: *hands Y/N the salt*
Y/N: Thanks, dad
Everyone: *stops talking and stares*
Y/N: *confused* Why is everyone staring at me?
Ada: You just called Tommy ‘dad’. You said, ‘Thanks, dad’
Y/N: What? No! I said, ‘Thanks, bro’
Tommy: Do you see me as a father figure, N/N?
Y/N: Pftt- no! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me!
John: Hey! Show your father some respect!
Y/N: I didn’t call him ‘dad’!
Tommy: No, no, Y/N, I take it as a compliment
Arthur: It’s no big deal. I called Linda ‘mom’ once and she’s my wife!
Y/N: Guys, jump on that! Arthur has psycho issues!!
Finn: Old news. But you called Tommy ‘dad’
Y/N: Guys, for the last time, I didn’t call Tommy ‘dad’!
Tommy: That’s alright, I believe you-
Y/N: *sighs in relief* Thank you
Tommy: -daughter. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
Y/N:
Y/N: *tears up* I'd like that
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Amy: So what do you have planned for the future?
Jake: Lunch.
Amy: No, like long term.
Jake: Oh…um, dinner?
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Dazai : Hey.
Chuuya : How'd you find me ?
Dazai : july 14th, 2016. Demon Prodigy dazai osamu and king of sheep Nakahara Chuuya conducted our first partnership. This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.
Chuuya : Dazai.
Dazai : The day that you stepped on me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.
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*Ace watching as Yuu and Grimm sort through an entire stove-sized box of Valentine's Day letters/gifts*
Ace: What do you do to them?
Yuu: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.
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