Peter: You can call me “Death Wish”. That’s what everyone calls me, ‘cause I’m always first through the door.
Tony: You go through doors normally, and everyone calls you Pineapples.
Family Gift Basket
Captain Falcon, Chara, Rosalina, Lucas & Joker were all digging in to a large gift basket full of food. Kazooie walked by.
Captain Falcon: Hey Kazooie! We just got this anonymous gift basket. It’s full of treats. It’s got, meats, cheeses & candies. All the food groups!
Lucas: The cheese is amazing! It melts in my mouth & in my hands! (Licks his fingers)
Kazooie: Huh…Kalos chocolates? Kalos cheeses?…Did none of you “Geniuses”, figure out this was a gift for Ganon from someone “In Kalos?” Like his wife, Por examplar?
They all look nervously.
Captain Falcon, nervous: W-What? No way. Heheh. This is just a nice present from an unknown appreciative citizen that wanted us to munch. ^~^
Kazooie, picks up paper: Hmm what’s this then? “Dear Lord of Darkness Ganondorf, thinking of you best from “Cereza ‘Bayonetta.” He even used their pet names :3
Joker: *Gasp* I ate the chocolate covered strawberry! That’s the most intimate snack of them all!
Rosalina: Ganon’s gonna be back from his League meeting in 30 minutes what do we do!?
Chara, putting the paper to her mouth: EAT THE NOTE!!!
Captain Falcon: No!…No. It’s ok. We can fix this.
-32 Minutes later-
Captain Falcon: Check it out Dad! A lovely gift basket that Mom sent to you all the way from Kalos ^_^’
Lucas, smiling nervously: Straight from Kalos!
Ganondorf opened his gift with a stern look.
Ganondorf: Hmm…Hand stapler. New sword…Instruments of torture… … …(He holds them all to his chest) That woman really knows me!
Kokichi: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Rantaro: I’m sorry– you were stabbed?!
Kokichi: Lightly stabbed. I didn’t want to worry you.