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Amy: Jake, why did you make this terrible choice?
Jake: Why? Because I believe life is for the living! I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew! And also, people were yelling, and I got confused about the rules.
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Amy: What would you do if you found out you could live forever?
Jake: I'd eat ice-cream for breakfast.
Amy: Really?
Jake: And lunch of course!
Amy: Amazing...
Jake: Thank you.
Amy: That wasn't a compliment
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Terry Jeffords: Gina, are you sure about this?

Gina Linetti: Have I ever let you guys down?

Jake Peralta: All the time.

Gina Linetti: What?!

Terry Jeffords: You’re very unreliable…

Amy Santiago: It’s like one of the hallmarks of your personality.

Gina Linetti: Are you not remembering all the times I’ve been awesome?!

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Alex: I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs til I got a dumb dog myself. I’ve only had Gertrude for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

DEO agent: Is this the only reason you gathered us here, or…

Supergirl: Let my sister finish her speech or I will melt you with my heat vision.

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<p>: <b><p></b> <b>Jake:</b>  Uh... What now?<p/><b>Holt:</b>  Well, I figure with Amy being ridiculously booksmart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills and you being warm and cuddly as an unpotty-trained labradoodle and about as useful in high-stress dangerous situations as an unpotty-trained labradoodle, together the two of you would make one barely passable cop... slash labradoodle...<p/></p><p/></p>
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Kurt: When did you know that you wanted to marry Scott

Peter: Oh well, we were just hanging out one night and and I looked over at Scott, he’s incredible and my best friend

Peter: And I just knew in that moment, I wanted to spend my life with him

*cut to scene*

Scott *gasps*: Theres a typo in this crossword puzzle

Peter: *smiles*

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